The classmate contacted by Yu Ming is nicknamed the four-eyed chicken. It's a chicken, not a chicken. What do you do......

Yu Ming sent an email: Call Tianji.

Chicken: Password.

Yu Ming: Your mother is good.

Tianji: Your sister, poison-eyed wolf, now the password is to raise your fist to fight ants, and the wind blows the grass to kill cattle and sheep. Yu Ming University is nicknamed the poison-eyed wolf, any boy and girl sit alone to eat, Yu Ming knows if the two have a follow-up. The accuracy rate is up to 90%. Hence this number. There are also 10% of women's hearts, submarine needles.

Yu Ming: Okay, okay, I need some self-defense weapons.

Tianji: To be specific, missiles? Aircraft carrier? Mercenary? Spacecraft? Neutron bomb?

Yu Ming: Defend against gangsters, defend against some social idlers, etc.

Sky Chicken: Thunder ball, safe and convenient, covering a range of 15 meters.

Yu Ming: How much money?

Celestial Chicken: One thousand.

Yu Ming was furious: Your sister.

Tianji: Don't think that scolding me will reduce the price, I won't take chemistry classes with you. I swear by my personality: this thing will cost 800. Nine hundred sells you.

Yu Ming: I believe you and I am a bastard.

Tianji: One five hundred, no less.

Yu Ming: I helped you fish for girls.

Celestial Chicken: Four hundred.

Yu Ming: Twenty.

Chicken: Where is it cool to die?

Yu Ming: I have an anti-harmony X download software, which is shared with friends all over the world.

Tianji: One hundred, no matter how little I will block you.

Yu Ming: Deals, let's start with five. You pay for shipping.

Tianji: I made a batch of flashbangs and flares, and there is a way to help me push and push, and I have a 30% kickback. Business is difficult to do, and only two bottles of toilet descaler have been sold this month, and the electricity bill cannot be reimbursed.

Yu Ming: Okay, write it down.

You can't call the police if you have something, you have to have some means of self-defense. The Cock is a Frankenstein who specializes in chemistry and doesn't know anything else, including bargaining. In his freshman year, he successfully made a chemical bomb and blew a hen into the sky, hence the name. Of course, the consequences are severe. Alarmed the special police of City B. also made him the first cow in the freshman.

The next two days were relatively peaceful, and on the morning of the first day, Yu Ming filmed an extramarital affair and was chased for four streets. On the afternoon of the first day, he also filmed an extramarital affair and was chased by people for two streets. The next morning, it was still an extramarital affair, and Yu Ming hid smoothly. In the afternoon of the next day, it was still an extramarital affair, and Yu Mingshen unknowingly photographed the evidence.

That's how human beings grow......

What surprised Yu Ming was that Xiaoying of the Energy Division of the Overseas Department actually called Li Fu as Li Fu's brother in the restaurant, and Xiaoying's father was called Du Lei, who was the general manager of Du's International Overseas Department. Yu Ming guessed that nine times out of ten, Li Fu came to Du Lei, and Du Lei's style of acting is very similar to his name, he is a bold person, and everything is business-oriented.

Another thing is that Ni Qiu didn't come to work and didn't ask for leave. If you can't reach you by phone, according to the company's regulations, if you are absent from work for three days, you will be deemed to have left your job voluntarily. This is a serious matter. Mr. Du has already hung up the phone to inquire in person. The specific reasons are well known. Ni Qiu fell out of love......

On Saturdays, professionals don't need to rest, and countless cuckolds are waiting to save themselves. Yu Ming picked up his camera at eight o'clock and continued to work. In the past few days, he has found an interesting pattern, men cheat, and the other party is usually a little girl. When a woman cheats, the other party is generally a middle-aged man.

It is easy to sense the subtle differences between spouses. According to a survey conducted by a non-governmental organization, 20% of paternity tests are conducted by non-biological children. In order to help vulnerable people and victims, this is also the reason why City A has opened private investigation agencies on a pilot basis. Once this evidence is in the hands of the victim for prosecution, the court will fully support the victim in dividing the property and raising the child.

Well, therefore, it is a righteous work, although it is chased like a lost dog.

In a hotel, Yu Ming walked slowly through the lobby, listened to a woman's conversation at the main desk, and then ran directly to the seventh floor from the fire escape. Squatting on the seventh floor, the woman walked into room 702. Photograph. About five minutes later, a man knocked on the door, walked into 702, and took another photo. In this kind of mid-to-lower reaches of the hotel, the security guard will not keep an eye on the monitor. After Yu Ming finished shooting, he walked to the blind corner of the monitor. Stuff the memory card into the metal card on the inside of the belt, then take a blank memory card and take a few random photos of the hallway.

Go downstairs, get out of the hotel, change the memory card to a smartphone, and transfer data to the computer. I have to complain here, the quality of the mobile phone compensated by Zhang Nuonan is quite good, and if you smash someone's head with a mobile phone, the mobile phone will inevitably win. But it was a new machine from five years ago. It's not a smartphone at all, not even a map of the city. However, the standby time and performance are really excellent. So Yu Ming spent five yuan to buy another smartphone. It is sent by the communication company, and the monthly minimum consumption phone bill is guaranteed.

Yu Ming called: "Mr. Liu, the photo was sent to you." ”

"Fuck, dead bitch." Mr. Liu replied.

Yu Ming is used to people not thanking themselves: "The commission is completed." "Extramarital affairs are paid first, and 95% is refunded if there is no result. This is to prevent the reckless act of the spouse from failing to receive the money after learning the truth of the betrayal.

Yu Ming hung up the phone, and the broken phone vibrate. Yu Ming's mobile phone vibrated and the first time he tracked an extramarital affair was discovered, just because of the damn mobile phone ringtone. Yu Ming didn't know the number when he saw it: "Hey." ”

"Yu Ming, is it? I'm Kerr. ”

The company people guessed correctly, Ni Qiu really evaporated from the world because of her lovelorn. Ke'er called, saying that Ni Qiu was drinking alcohol, Yujian's former cellmate, and now everyone is playing mahjong in a mahjong parlor. Yu Ming said with a smile: "Mahjong is full of ** movement, which is beneficial to the body and mind." ”

"From five o'clock in the morning to now, he has lost 10,000 yuan."

Yu Ming stuck out his tongue, he was really capable.

Ke'er said: "I know he deliberately vented in front of me, but I didn't dare to walk away." I really couldn't help it, so I thought about seeing if my colleagues in his company could help him. ”

"You name the address." Yu Ming doesn't worry about this kind of thing, but when the phone calls, he always has to go over and take a look. In addition, there are 10,000 gambling games hidden in ordinary mahjong parlors, and it is necessary to understand them. I haven't come into contact with a place like City A.

Yu Ming hung up the phone and answered the phone again: "Hey." ”

"Hello, courier."

Arrived, and sure enough, it was very fast. Yu Ming said: "Wait a minute, there is no one at home, I'll go over immediately." ”

Taxi, to the dormitory, the courier was waiting, did not verify the ID card, and did not sign. Yu Ming asked and took the box. Yu Ming asked the taxi to wait for a while, went home by himself, and went to the room to open the box and saw the so-called thunder ball.

"Five pens ......" Yu Ming almost scolded his mother, picked up the pen and looked at it, ha, it seems to be a little different. But how do you use it? I don't give a copy of the instructions for the chicken. Yu Ming looked at the time and forgot it. Take a pen as self-defense, stuff it in the pocket of your suit jacket, and rush to lock the door. Get in a taxi and go to the address provided by Kerr.

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