Updated: 2011-06-15

Chapter 71 It's a big deal to take another aunt's wife

After being shouted by Ji Zai, everyone's attention was focused on the video tape again, and Ji Zai pressed the play button to continue.

In the video, the man looked at the air a little nervously: "Who are you and what do you want to do?" ”

"What are you going to do? I didn't think about this either! Can't be too cheap for you! Well, give me a dance first! As soon as the words fell, Wu Ling'er squirted out a mouthful of tea: "Yan Wu? Is there any mistake?! "It doesn't matter if this is a middle-aged uncle in front of me, he looks like a gorilla that has not fully evolved, with a beard and a body of muscles, this kind of person dances glamorously, isn't this a cold heart?

Sure enough, after hearing this, the middle-aged man immediately jumped up: "You have the ability to come out for me!" Otherwise......"

"Oh, this expression is not good! I'm telling you, now you have a camera in front of you, and if the expression is too ugly, it won't look good! Come, give Ben...... Give me a laugh! Well, smile charmingly, stick out your tongue and lick the corners of your mouth! Stupid, I want you to lick the corner of your mouth **** person, not want you to lick the hamburger you nibled yesterday! I've never seen someone as stupid as you, but ugly people are stupid!! Hurry up and give me a good laugh! Or I'll make you cry! ”

As this voice sounded, the middle-aged man suddenly had a smile on his face that was more ugly than crying, especially when he really stretched out his tongue and licked the corner of his mouth, the tea in Wu Ling'er's mouth...... Killed again!

The middle-aged man in the video danced a striptease that made people roll with laughter very badly with that voice, and made one or two seductive expressions from time to time, which made Wu Ling'er laugh wildly, if it weren't for Xiaohua to support her, her wound would definitely be cracked.

Even the owner of the voice is kind, and when the middle-aged uncle still has a pair of trousers left, she finally ended this glamorous dance: "Okay, the dance is here for the time being!" Just when the middle-aged uncle breathed a sigh of relief, the voice sounded again: "Now...... You're caught by three men, and your strength can't match theirs, and you're pressed to the ground by them! ”

As soon as the words fell, the middle-aged uncle really seemed to be pressed to the ground by someone, and he had a frightened expression: "You guys...... What are you going to do?!! Let me go!! ”

Seeing this, Wu Ling'er suddenly covered Xiaohua's eyes: "The following is a restricted picture, minors are not allowed to watch it!" Xiaohua suddenly stopped: "Ling'er, let go!" I'm an early adult!! ”

However, Wu He was more kind, he reached out and gently tapped Wu Ling'er's uninjured shoulder: "Xiaohua is a flower demon, and his age is more than hundreds of times yours!" Here, it seems that you are the only one who is the youngest! ”

Hearing Wu He say this, Xiaohua immediately looked at him with grateful eyes: "Ah He, thank you!" ”

"You're welcome!" After speaking, Wu He didn't wait for Wu Ling'er to get mad and pointed to the TV and said, "The show has begun!" ”

I only saw the middle-aged uncle's fingers connected, and the air in mid-air sounded like it had been blown up, this voice was the same as the voice of Wu Ling's childhood attack that day, hearing this voice, Ji Zai's face changed: "It turned out to be him!" "It was this guy who injured Wu Ling'er that day!

Feeling the temperature of the air around her rising, Wu Ling'er hurriedly pulled Ji Zai: "Hey, calm down!" We're watching a good show! ”

Sure enough, after discovering that his attack was ineffective, the middle-aged uncle struggled even more! It's just that no one caught him, but he couldn't move as if he was pressed to the ground, and around, the evil voice did not stop, but continued: "Don't worry, don't worry, you were just caught by a warrior from a tribe in Africa!" As long as you promise to be the husband of their patriarch, they won't hurt you! Rest assured, their patriarch is the most beautiful woman in their clan, and if you can marry her, you won't have to run around anymore. Otherwise...... The male style is very popular even in Africa!! ”

When the middle-aged uncle heard this, he quickly nodded: "I promise, I promise!" "Don't say that the other party is the most beautiful woman in the clan, even if it is a sow, it is better than being given by these three men...... It's going to be good!!

After hearing the middle-aged uncle's promise, the voice suddenly smiled happily: "Okay, since you agreed, then I will fulfill you!" Now they let go of you, go down, get up, take three steps to the left, and you will see the first beauty in the tribe when you enter the tent! ”

The middle-aged uncle hurriedly stood up, took three steps to the left, raised his hand and made a gesture of lifting the curtain, but heard the voice suddenly say: "Ah, I forgot to tell you that fat is beautiful in their clan, and the fattest woman in the world is 317 kilograms, but the beauty in front of you is 325 kilograms!" Go for it! Also, if you leave the tent, twenty warriors are waiting for you outside! If, within five minutes, they do not hear the satisfied voice of the patriarch, you will also be ...... by these twenty warriors Well, you get the idea! ”

Seeing this, Wu Ling'er squirted out another sip of tea, and then coughed: "Although this guy's body shape is a bit like a gorilla, but ...... 325 kg! He ......"

"Ling'er, shut up, this is not what a girl should say!" Just as Wu He was teaching Wu Ling'er, the picture suddenly disappeared, and only one voice sounded: "Well, he will spend every day happily in this illusion until the earth is destroyed!" Ling Er, are you satisfied with this kind of revenge? ”。

Wu Ling'er was stunned for a moment: "Uh, is it really to avenge me?" Thank you then! But what does that mean until the Earth is destroyed? ”

"Stupid, that guy was bitten by a vampire and became a vampire too! Therefore, he will continue in that illusion until the destruction of the earth. I guess he was thrown into the ground somewhere? Ji Zai turned off the TV: "It seems that you are lucky to be favored by a very powerful vampire!" But unfortunately, the other party is a woman! ”

"What's so great about a woman? I also have a big wife and seven aunts! It's a big deal to get another room! Wu Ling'er retorted stiffly, but it sounded like she had a feeling of lack of confidence!

Seeing Wu Ling'er like this, everyone couldn't help laughing, but seeing that Wu Ling'er's shoulder injury was not healed, they still tried their best to laugh out loud. Wu Ling'er patted the pillow angrily: "I'm tired, I want to sleep!" You guys, get me out! ”

Coffee came over with a whin: "Ling'er, the coffee doesn't go out, the coffee has to protect Ling'er!" ”

Ji Zai sat on a sofa by the window, and it seemed that he had made up his mind to stay here to protect Wu Ling'er. Xiaohua noticed that Wu Ling'er's gaze was not good, and hurriedly said to Wu He and Daniel: "Okay, let's go out, let Ling'er rest!" Otherwise, Brother Ying will come back and scold Ling Er again when he sees her like this! ”

For Brother Ying who went out to find medicine, everyone was very strange, it was cold and snowy outside, how could he find the herbs he needed? However, this is not unusual for Wu Ling'er and Ji Zai, who know Brother Ying's true identity.

After kicking everyone out of the door, Wu Ling'er fell on the bed, and after a while, a big white tiger with a plush body and a warm body got into Wu Ling'er's quilt: "Ahhhhhhhh ”

Wu Ling'er squeezed beside the coffee, reaching out to touch his soft hair: "Coffee, won't Brother Ying be too tired to go out like this?" Isn't it dangerous?! I always feel a little relieved! ”

"Cut, instead of worrying about the dead earthworm, you should worry about what you will do with the test ahead, do you think, things will really be so easy? If that were the case, the wines of this winery would not be so scarce at all! Ji Zai sat lazily on the sofa and looked at a beauty magazine, which made Wu Ling'er very curious, where did this guy come up with these magazines.

Just when Wu Ling'er was worried, a white light suddenly flashed in the room, Brother Ying appeared in Wu Ling'er's room, he glanced at Ji Zai, his eyes fell on the coffee lying on the quilt together, without thinking much about it, Brother Ying directly reached out and picked up the coffee and threw it on the floor: "A body of hair, and I'm not afraid of sleeping on other people's quilts!" After speaking, he glanced at Wu Ling'er: "How is the wound?" ”