Chapter 112: Two Female Drunks
originally wanted a private room, but Liu Fuya thought that the hall was more lively, so it was better to choose a place in the hall.
The three of them sat down, Liu Fuya looked at the leaflet and waved her hand, "Let's have three dozen beers first!" ”
Shi Yuzhu was a little worried, "You don't have to order so much at once, right?" ”
"It's okay, Brother Han and I fell out of love today, and the other was scared, we both need alcohol to suppress the shock, and we will definitely be able to drink it." ”
When the beer was brought up, Shi Yuzhu picked up a bottle of beer and wanted to pour it for them, so Liu Fuya shouted, "What kind of cup do you use, just take the bottle and drink it, so that you can be happy!" ”
Liu Fuya stuffed a bottle of beer into Han Lengxuan's hand, "Come on, let's toast!" The two bottles touched flat, and the two of them drank the entire beer in one go.
Liu Fuya sighed, "Come again!" ”
Han Lengxuan also picked up another bottle of beer, "If you don't get drunk today, you won't return!" ”
"No problem!" Liu Fuya picked up another bottle of beer and touched Han Lengxuan's, raised her head and drank it.
After a while, Liu Fuya and Han Lengxuan drank a dozen beers, and Shi Yuzhu was shocked to see it.
But in addition to worrying, she was also a little nervous, and she watched them drink dryly, and she was bored.
So Shi Yuzhu also picked up a bottle of beer, "Come, I'll drink it too!" ”
Thinking of Shi Yuzhu's alcohol consumption and drunken state after getting drunk, Han Lengxuan was a little uneasy, "Can you do it?" ”
Shi Yuzhu raised his eyebrows, "Why not?" Don't underestimate me! ”
The three of them drank one bottle after another, and they drank three dozen beers, Shi Yuzhu had the worst amount of alcohol, her sanity was no longer sober, followed by Liu Fuya, she was also a little drunk, and even Han Lengxuan's reaction was much slower.
Liu Fuya hugged Shi Yuzhu and cried bitterly, "Damn man, he actually dares to deceive the feelings of the old lady, the old lady wants to pick his skin, pull his tendons, drink his blood, and make him regret living in this world!" ”
Shi Yuzhu nodded and responded, "Yes, yes, yes, he should be made to regret living in this world!" ”
Liu Fuya, who was still talking ruthlessly one moment, thought of the sadness the next moment, and continued to hug Shi Yuzhu and cry, "Why am I so miserable, I actually like such a scumbag, this is Miss Ben's first love, first love!" ”
Shi Yuzhu gave a "hiccup" and shook his head in response, "It's really miserable, it's similar to my experience." ”
What does it mean to be similar to Shi Yuzhu's experience? Han Lengxuan's eyes narrowed, how could he feel as if he was talking about him in this sentence.
Shi Yuzhu also seemed to think of something sad, and also hugged Liu Fuya and cried bitterly, "I am also so miserable, I was deceived and deceived by others, but I still think about him in my heart, do you think I am too cheap!" ”
Liu Fuya sat up straight, then nodded, "Yes, you are cheap, a slut!" ”
Shi Yuzhu also nodded stupidly, "I'm a slut!" ”
Liu Fuya stood up, raised the wine bottle and shouted, "Long live the slut!" ”
Shi Yuzhu also shook his feet, raised the wine bottle and yelled, "Long live the slut!" ”
At this time, the music happened to stop, and the scene was quite quiet, but there were two "Long live the sluts", and everyone looked at the source of the sound, but Shi Yuzhu and Liu Fuya were still shouting "Long live the sluts" in their mouths, and everyone naturally focused on them.
Han Lengxuan was still a little sane, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover the two female drunks respectively, and explained awkwardly to everyone, "They are drunk, don't mind." ”
Shi Yuzhu and Liu Fuya were covered by someone, and they made a "hmm" sound in their mouths, and they were still clasping Han Lengxuan's hand with their hands.
These two female drunkards had a lot more strength than usual, their fingers were still on their nails, and they didn't pay attention to proportion, and they almost didn't scrape a layer of skin off Han Lengxuan's hands.
Han Lengxuan hissed in pain, his voice sank, and he shouted, "Give me peace!" ”
Shi Yuzhu and Liu Fuya were really quiet, and their two pairs of eyes looked at Han Lengxuan obediently, and Han Lengxuan tentatively let go of his hand.
As a result, he let go of his hand, and the next second the two drunks began to go crazy, standing up and singing a song with a bright voice, "Love ...... when you die"
The other bull sang another song, "The river flows eastward......
The two drunks sang two songs, but they still sang and harmonized, and it seemed quite harmonious, if you ignore their incomplete voices, like knives put together.
Everyone covered their ears one after another, looking unbearable, "Oh my god, it's just poisoning my ears!" ”
"It's terrible, it's embarrassing to sing with such a broken voice?!"
"That big brother, please let them hold back and sing again!"
"yes, yes, we're all going to collapse!" The people around looked like they were eager to kowtow to Han Lengxuan.
Han Lengxuan's face was even more embarrassed, and while apologizing to everyone, he wanted to subdue the two drunks with a blushing face.
It would be fine if Shi Yuzhu and Liu Fuya sat together, but I don't know when one of these two ran to the stage, but the other shouted and cheered below.
It was Liu Fuya who ran to the stage, she pushed away all the people who had just come out to prepare for the show, and she unceremoniously occupied the entire stage.
And Shi Yuzhu stood below, raising two wine bottles with both hands to cheer her on, Han Lengxuan could restrain one, but he couldn't restrain two at the same time.
In the end, Han Lengxuan also gave up, covering his face and saying that he had no face to look at it, you can do whatever you like, he doesn't care at all, anyway, it's not him who is embarrassed, although he seems to have lost his face.
Liu Fuya was very excited to sing and dance with the microphone on it, and pulled Shi Yuzhu up later.
Seeing that Shi Yuzhu's clothes were about to be taken off by Liu Fuya, Han Lengxuan's face changed greatly, and he strode onto the stage, stopping Liu Fuya's movements.
Liu Fuya said to Shi Yuzhu with a smile, "This handsome guy is so familiar, are you good?" ”
Shi Yuzhu tilted his head, "I don't know." Reaching out and touching Han Lengxuan's face, "But he looks quite handsome." ”
The two female drunks glanced at each other, as if they understood something, one hugged Han Lengxuan's waist from the front, and the other wrapped Han Lengxuan's back, tearing Han Lengxuan's clothes hard, "Come on, come on, let's dance together!" ”
Han Lengxuan was held to death and couldn't move, watching his clothes being hissed into strips of cloth, revealing his sturdy upper body, plus the two female drunks were still writhing around him, under the ambiguous light, as if he was doing some wonderful exercise.
The stage was already full of people, and they all whistled and coaxed when they saw this, "It's exciting enough, the handsome guy is in good shape!" ”
Han Lengxuan's forehead was bruised, but he couldn't spare his hand to subdue the two drunks, he was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, a rare burst of foul mouth, damn!
At this time, a hand reached over and pulled away Liu Fuya behind him, Han Lengxuan breathed a sigh of relief, and also freed his hand to hug Shi Yuzhu tightly.
A male voice pierced his ear, "You take her with me." ”
Han Lengxuan half-hugged Shi Yuzhu and said to the man who restrained Liu Fuya, "Thank you." "I followed, too.
The man took Han Lengxuan to the second floor, which was full of VIP seats, and looking down from the second floor, you could also see the liveliness of the hall, which was a good location.
Shi Yuzhu beside her was still restless, her hands couldn't move, she used her mouth dissatisfiedly, and Han Lengxuan, who was bitten, wailed in pain, "Damn! ”
Stretched out his hand and touched the place where his collarbone was bleeding, "Shi Yuzhu, you are a dog!" "You can't let up for a moment.
Han Lengxuan hugged Shi Yuzhu's waist with one hand, pressed her head on his chest with the other, and warned in a low voice, "Be safe!" ”
The man in his arms paused, and really leaned on him peacefully, without struggling anymore.
Han Lengxuan breathed a sigh of relief, and just thanked the man opposite, and the next moment a cold sweat broke out again.
I saw Liu Fuya riding on the other party's body, poking the other party's cheeks and nostrils with one hand, pulling the other party's hair with the other hand, and using her mouth, she bit the other party's neck with one bite.
The man's whole face was contorted with pain, "You madman, come down quickly!" ”
Han Lengxuan hurriedly went to help, pulled Liu Fuya off, and pressed her on the seat, Liu Fuya struggled for a while, maybe she had no strength, and she quieted down.
As if they had fought a difficult war, the two big men sweated profusely on their seats.
After Han Lengxuan poured a few glasses of water fiercely, he finally came to his senses, "Thank you so much just now, my name is Han Lengxuan, I don't know ......"
When Han Lengxuan looked up and saw the face of the man opposite, he looked a little surprised, looked at it carefully, and hooked the corners of his mouth, "Wei Ze." ”
The man opposite was Wei Ze, who was in the same dormitory as Han Lengxuan in college, he looked up and smiled at Han Lengxuan, "I didn't expect you to recognize it at once, better than Shi Yuzhu's guy." ”
Han Lengxuan put the cup down, "You have met Shi Yuzhu before. ”
Thinking of the encounter in the pharmacy, Wei Ze burst out laughing, "Yes, I met it in the pharmacy, and she seemed to be buying medicine to treat a certain aspect of a man." ”
Wei Ze glanced at Han Lengxuan, who had a subtle expression, playfully, "I said, shouldn't that medicine be bought for you?" ”
"Ahem, cough" Han Lengxuan coughed vigorously a few times, his eyes shifted, and he denied it without blinking, "No." ”
"Oh......" Wei Ze didn't believe it, but he didn't embarrass Han Lengxuan anymore, the two chatted for a few words, and a * voice interrupted the conversation between the two.
The woman who had been lying next to Wei Ze suddenly sat up, leaned on Wei Ze's body, and muttered, "Headache ......"
Wei Ze immediately reached out and rubbed her forehead for her, and his voice was soft, "Does it still hurt?" ”
The man in his arms shook his head, "It doesn't hurt anymore." ”
Wei Ze patted her back gently, "Then you can sleep for a while." ”