Updated: 2011-11-20

Chapter 9: The Audio Tragedy

"Poof!" Wu Ling'er couldn't help laughing for a while, especially when she saw Wu Ming's black face, she couldn't help laughing: "Wu Ming, right? To give you a piece of advice, you may be able to gain the upper hand by doing something with someone in our family, remember not to quarrel with anyone in our family, otherwise you will definitely be angry to the point of cerebral hemorrhage! ”

The coffee who walked on the side also sneered: "That is, others kill people, and your family only needs to move their mouths to kill people!" ”

Wu Ling'er smiled and turned back to the coffee and threw a four-two wink: "It seems that the coffee still knows the characteristics of our family very well!" ”

"Well said!"

While speaking, everyone had already walked to the suspension bridge, looking at the bottomless cliff below, Wu Ling'er turned her head to look at the coffee depressedly: "Did you get this?" I know I'm afraid of heights, so get this thing to fix me? ”

Looking at some old marks and moss on the bridge, Wu Ling'er looked at her family's witch pets with a bitter face: "That...... Mung Bean, can you carry me over? I don't dare to go! ”

Mung Bean smiled and leaned over and hugged Wu Ling'er's entire princess: "Miss Ling'er, don't worry, I will carry you safely!" ”

Xiaohua watched Mung Bean walk towards the suspension bridge with Wu Ling'er in his arms, and was suddenly a little dissatisfied, he pulled Lajizai's sleeve: "Brother Ji, didn't Ling'er say that she wanted Mung Bean to carry her over?" How did you become a princess hug? "In my memory, only Brother Ying gave Princess Wu Ling'er a hug, and at most added a small tuo, it was Wu Ling'er who was scratched by a vampire before the princess hugged her, and now she was hugged by mung beans like this, Xiaohua was suddenly unhappy.

Ji Zai looked at Mung Bean's back and smiled coldly: "Competing for favor?" This doesn't quite look like his character! "It seems that Mung Bean clearly disagrees with everyone's way of protecting Wu Ling'er, so he decided to use his own way to protect her in this dangerous Wu Clan, but now Mung Bean, can he really protect Wu Ling'er?

Looking at Ji Zai's expression, Brother Ying naturally knew what he was thinking, but he didn't say anything, just said lightly: "Let's go!" And he followed. Wu Ming, who was on the side, touched his chin and said, "You guys...... It's not like everyone says, why do you feel like you're at odds? ”

"Who's going to make peace with that guy?" Ji Zai glanced at Wu Ming angrily, and followed with Xiaohua.

The suspension bridge is very long, hundreds of meters, and a gust of mountain wind blows the suspension bridge for a while, so all the way over, everyone was plagued by Wu Ling'er's dolphin sound, the octave of non-human screams, except for the mung bean who could barely maintain his usual expression, the rest of the people had to give up holding on to the rattan handrail and cover their ears.

Finally walked the suspension bridge, Wu Ming rubbed his ears desperately: "I won't fight with you!" Now I finally understand why people in your family can kill people with their mouths! With a cry like yours, you won't have to beat me to admit defeat! ”

At this time, Wu Ling'er, who was still shrunk in Mung Dou's arms and didn't dare to let go, said pitifully: "Because it's really terrible!" It's so high, how long does it take to fall to the end? I see that those who fall are not killed, they are scared to death! Next time whoever wants to fix me, let me stay in this place for one night, and promise that the next day I'll be a fool! ”

"Okay, Miss Ling'er, you've crossed the suspension bridge, and now it's safe, do you want to come down first?" Mung Bean comforted Wu Ling'er softly, but didn't want Wu Ling'er to hold him tighter: "Don't!!" It's scary, I still feel like the ground is shaking! ”

This kind of Wu Ling'er makes everyone can't help but have a black line, you must know that when facing killers, vampires or something, Wu Ling'er has never been afraid, but now she is scared like this because of a suspension bridge, which is also too exaggerated!

Wu Ling'er lay in Mung Dou's arms: "Why? Why do you have to take this path? Is there no other way to go? Mei'er didn't go this way just now! Why? It's not fair!! Differential treatment! ”

Hearing Wu Ling'er's earth-shattering, weeping ghosts and gods' cry, even Mung Bean couldn't calm down, he put Wu Ling'er down at once: "Miss Ling'er!" ”

What kind of cry is this? An iron brush brushes layer by layer in the brain, as if the brain is going to be brushed into a tofu brain, and it is definitely the kind of tofu brain that is packed in a plastic bag to ride the three-ring roller coaster.

Seeing everyone's painful appearance, Brother Ying slapped Wu Ling'er: "Enough, do you want to create an audio tragedy before you become a saint?" ”。

was slapped by Brother Win, Wu Ling'er accepted her crying, but looked at Xiaohua pitifully: "Xiaohua, I'm so pitiful, I don't have the right to cry!" ”

Xiaohua flashed back with a frightened expression: "Ling'er, that ...... We've got something to say! You are calm, calm, stop crying! If you don't cry, I'll make you pudding to eat!! ”

"And crystal shrimp dumplings!"

Now don't talk about crystal shrimp dumplings, as long as Wu Ling'er doesn't cry, the Buddha jumps over the wall and the little flowers are made for Wu Ling'er, he nodded hurriedly: "Okay!" Make a big cage for you! Let you eat enough! ”

Seeing that the goal had been achieved, Wu Ling'er immediately stopped making trouble, and grinned and hooked Xiaohua's shoulder: "I know that Xiaohua, you love me the most!" ”

"Miss Ling'er...... Ahem! That one...... Let's go back first! Hearing Wu Shu's voice, Wu Ling'er turned her head and immediately couldn't help screaming: "Ah!! Handsome guy!! After speaking, she had already pounced on Wu Shu's side and looked him up and down: "Handsome, handsome!" You're as handsome as the monster of the new era! Tree, how can you grow so handsome? It's so handsome that people are angry! No wonder you have to change your face when you go out, otherwise it will definitely cause a traffic bloodbath! ”

Seeing Wu Ling'er jumping up and down around him, Wu Shu was in a cold sweat: "Miss Ling'er! That one...... Image ......"

"No image is my image! Especially when you meet hot guys! Wu Ling'er looked at Wu Shu with a grin, fortunately she still maintained a trace of sanity now, and she didn't even pinch it, otherwise, her image would really be ...... Now Voodoo understands why the coffee said that if you want Wu Ling'er to be obedient, you don't need anything else, handsome guys and beauties are enough.

A light cough made Wu Ling'er turn her head, and suddenly her eyes almost didn't pop out: "You are the weird uncle just now?" "Make no mistake, the person in front of me who is 1.83 meters tall, has a golden ratio of nine heads, has well-proportioned body lines, no trace of excess fat, and has delicate facial features, how do you look like the male protagonist in a Japanese and Korean drama? No, it should be a hundred times more handsome than them.

Some didn't believe it, Wu Ling'er casually pulled Wu Ming's face: "Look at me pulling off your mask!" ”

"It hurts, it hurts!!" Wu Ming never thought that Wu Ling'er would suddenly pull his face, he subconsciously grabbed Wu Ling'er's hand, but he didn't want Wu Ling'er to twist his wrist, so he grabbed his hand and twisted his hand behind him: "Wow, no sneak attack!" ”

When she realized what she was doing, Wu Ling'er let go of her hand embarrassedly: "That...... I'm sorry, reflexively! Next time, remember not to touch me! It's not good to hurt a handsome guy like you!! ”

Wu Ming rubbed his shoulders and looked at Wu Ling'er with a complicated expression: "How did Senior Wu Ningfeng train you?" How did it get like this? Anyway, you're a girl, too! ”

Wu Ling'er looked at Wu Ming, turned her head to look at Wu Shu after thinking about it: "Shu, is this guy really the first war witch?" ”。

Wu Shu was stunned for a moment and nodded: "Yes!" ”

Wu Ling'er nodded and smiled at Wu Ming after thinking about it: "I think you are quite interesting, you are welcome to come and play when you are free, the food made by my Xiaohua is delicious, come and taste it when you have time!" After speaking, she stretched a big lazy waist: "Tree, how far is it to my house, I'm tired, I want to roll out of the big bed!" ”

When Wu Shu was about to speak, Wu Ling'er smiled evilly at him: "Of course, if a handsome guy like you rolls out of bed with me, I will be happier!" ”

"Hey, generally speaking, saints are matched with the first war witch! If you really want someone to rest with you, then I'm okay, okay? It's not your turn to be the captain of the squire! As soon as he heard that Wu Ling'er wanted to **** the witch tree, Wu Ming immediately quit.

Wu Ling'er looked at the sky, then at Wu Ming, and sighed: "That, it's not dark yet, don't dream!" With that, she turned and walked forward.