Chapter 136: Colonel Commander
On the Fudli Chau front, the temporary camp of the 14th Regiment of the 3rd Marine Division of the 1st Army Group of the Imperial Army.
"Yuke, you must sort out today's battle report for me before dawn! If I wake up and can't see the battle report, be careful that Lao Tzu kicks your chrysanthemum! In the command center of the regimental headquarters, a colonel of the Imperial Army with two three-star epaulets on his shoulders barked his teeth at a captain's staff officer, and then carried a half-drunk bottle of wine and staggered out of the command center.
"The alien insects of the dog day have caused Lao Tzu not to sleep well for months! Damn, I don't know if Lao Tzu's little lovers have cuckolded Lao Tzu! Hmph, after Lao Tzu's triumphant return, don't clean up these stinky girls! ”
Out of the command center, the colonel glanced at the mountains with his misty drunken eyes, and the low roaring and hissing of insects could be faintly heard in the distance, and he whispered a grumble, and then raised his head and poured a sip of fine wine, and then staggered towards his tent. What he didn't know was that in the corner not far away, there were two, oh no, three pairs of small eyeballs that were shining and secretly looking at him.
"Colonel, Brother Hao, this is definitely a big fish!" Hu Erfat, who was holding Hao Yi's shoulder, called in a low voice.
"Nonsense, are you blind when you are Brother Hao?" Haoyi glanced sideways angrily. According to the regular establishment of the ground combat unit, the commander of the Marine Regiment is generally the rank of colonel. If nothing else, the officer in front of him, who is like a drunkard, is most likely the commander of this Marine Corps.
"Master, hurry up and decide! We've been here for most of the day, and we've been staring back and forth at a dozen officers! If you don't decide to do it, it's going to be dawn! Thunder, who was tightly clutched into the collar of Haoyi's armor, flapped its little eyeballs, and complained milkily.
"Okay, that's it! Bet on us to see if we've found the right owner! Hao Yi groaned slightly, and finally whispered, and gestured to Hu Erfat, and the two closed their holographic masks and quietly followed the colonel.
At this moment, the camp is still brightly lit, and many officers and men are still busy preparing for tomorrow morning's attack. Hao Yi and the two of them followed the colonel side by side, naturally not attracting the attention of the other imperial officers and soldiers.
A moment later, a huge officer's tent appeared in the open space not far away. The colonel, who was humming a little tune all the way with a wine bottle, arched straight into the tent.
Haoyi, who was not far away, looked back and saw that no other imperial officers and soldiers noticed him and Hu Erfat, so he quietly gestured to Hu Erpang. The two walked quickly to the door of the tent, listened attentively, and saw that the colonel's snoring seemed to have sounded inside, so Haoyi raised his hand and knocked lightly on the iron door.
"Who!" The colonel's vague question came from behind the door.
"Sir, we're bringing you supper!" Haoyi said nonsense.
"Supper? When did Lao Tzu tell you to make supper? There was a sound of wine bottles being knocked behind the iron door, and then the iron door was immediately opened, and the drunken colonel appeared in front of Haoyi and the others.
"Boom!" said that it was too late, and before the colonel could see the figures of Haoyi and the others, Hu Erpang raised his right fist and smashed it hard against his eyes. The colonel didn't have time to snort, and fell straight down on his back.
"Quick!" Hao Yi whispered, then rushed into the room, leaned over and quickly pulled the colonel who had been beaten unconscious into the camp tent with Hu Erpang.
There are empty wine bottles in the camp tent of one or twenty square meters, which shows that this colonel is also a veritable drunkard.
"Wake him up!" Haoyi followed Hu Erpang and threw the colonel onto the dirty marching bed, and gave Hu Erpang a deep command, while he walked quickly to the window of the camp tent and looked outside cautiously.
Before Haoyi could turn around, a loud sneeze from the colonel came from behind him. Hao Yi looked at it in amazement, and saw that Hu Erpang actually unbuttoned the crotch of his armor, and faced the colonel's nostrils, which was a bubble of golden and stinky urine, and Hao Yi couldn't help but have black lines on his head when he saw it.
"Who are you, who are you!" The colonel, who was directly woken up by Hu Erpang's stinky urine, angrily glared at Hu Erpang, who was standing next to the bed and was re-arranging his crotch armor, and shouted loudly.
"Er Fat, tell him!" Hao Yi smiled coldly, looked back at the movement outside the camp tent, and then walked over with an empty wine bottle on the ground.
"See? We are the ones who want your life! Hu Erpang actually took out a stainless steel dagger directly, and said with a sneer on the bridge of the colonel's nose stained with his own stinky urine.
"You ......" The colonel subconsciously shrank back, and his right hand was quietly put on his waist with a gun.
"Fuck your uncle!" How could his small movements escape Hu Erfat's eyes, this thing unceremoniously reversed the dagger, and stabbed the colonel in the lower abdomen with the hilt of the knife, and the colonel bent down in pain. Only then did Hu Erpang take the opportunity to remove the gun from the colonel's waist.
"Ray, it's time to get out and work!" Hao Yi, who walked to the side of the bed, reached out and pulled out the thunder hidden in his armor, and threw it directly to the colonel who was holding his stomach and humming.
"I'm X! Why does it stink so much! Ray shouted on the marching bed stained with Hu Er's fat urine.
"Hehe, it's my pee, it's fat, how does it taste good?" Hu Erpang actually said to Lei with a smile on his face.
"Ahh Lei Wenyan was so frightened that he hurriedly bounced away, for fear that he would be stained with Hu Erfat's stinky urine. And the colonel, who had stinky urine all over his face, was even more blushing on his face.
"What's the fuss, hurry up and get to work!" Haoyi scolded in a deep voice angrily.
The reason why the colonel was to be woken up was not to interrogate him. For Haoyi, who has such an invincible magic weapon as Lei, he doesn't need Lang to waste time at all. What Haoyi has to do is to directly let Lei devour the colonel's brain and obtain the effective information in his brain. However, according to Ray, in order to obtain more accurate and effective information, it is best to ensure that the target person is awake.
This practice, while somewhat brutal, is one of the most efficient and successful alternative methods of interrogation.
"Uh, master, can you let this guy take a hot shower first! I'm X, my head is full of two fat stinky pee, I can't do it! Ray raised his little finger and pointed at the pale-faced colonel, muttering quietly.
"Who the hell are you? What do you want to do? At this time, the colonel, who slowly recovered his strength, blushed and threatened Haoyi and the two in a cold voice: "This is the barracks, there are thousands of heavily armed soldiers outside, as well as chariot mechas!" If you want to do it to me, you won't die either! ”
"Hehe, Lao Tzu just doesn't want to die! You're pretty hard! Is it the regimental commander or the staff officer? Hao Yi was amused by the colonel's cold-eyed threat, and asked with a sneer.
"I'm the regiment of this regiment...... What do you want to do? The colonel, who still had a lot of alcohol left in his head, almost blurted out subconsciously.
"Hmph, Ray hurry up! If you don't do it again, Lao Tzu will let the second fat sprinkle a soak of urine on you! Hao Yi snorted disdainfully, turned around and grabbed the thunder who was trying to dodge far away, and bared his teeth and threatened.
"Alright! It's just that this fucking head stinks! Thunder, who looked helpless, pointed to the colonel's head stained with fat urine with a sad face, and complained depressedly.
Complaining is complaining, but seeing Haoyi's unkind eyes, Lei doesn't seem to suspect that this unscrupulous master will really let Hu Erpang pee on himself, although he doesn't know if Hu Erpang's ammunition depot still has ammunition.
"You ......" So, in the midst of the colonel's stunned eyes, Lei Sansan jumped up in front of him, and with a small mouth, it was actually a small snake head that seemed to be infinitely extended, and the end of the tongue was impressively long with sharp teeth.
"Woo......" When the colonel was so frightened that his face turned pale and he subconsciously wanted to exclaim, Hu Erpang on the side was quick-eyed, picked up the dirty sheets on the marching bed, and plugged the colonel's mouth firmly.
At the same time, a splash of blood splattered, and the tongue worm that Lei spat out went straight into the colonel's head......