Chapter 17: Brother Monkey, You're stealing lines
[Hey!!]
[It's over at this time, your uncle!]
[It's cool out of chapter for a while, tomorrow in the crematorium!]
[The anchor is out of chapter dog, and the chrysanthemum is stabbed ......]
[It's okay, it's okay, as an old driver, I advise everyone to be calm. According to the anchor's urine, this is just a common routine, and it will continue soon. 】
[Your sister, are you going to insert any Taobao store advertisements, at this time, I'll buy, I can't buy it, speed to fight tigers!]
Although the plot of Journey to the West, it is a sure thing to fight the tiger here, but the suspense lies in what way and what weapon this unconventional Monkey King uses to fight the tiger and win the blood after the group.
Especially yesterday, this product also brought out a standard baton, which is even more imaginative.
Baton beats tigers, that's a bit of a novelty......
And looking at this tiger so lifelike, you can't even see the traces of special effects, it can't be real, right?
Fight a real tiger, that's a sentence!
Call!
Cui Shi returned to reality, and just heard someone greet him outside the watchtower:
"Brother Sun, I'm back, Officer Cui from the command center is repairing the line inside, it's been half an hour. ”
"Where's my gun?"
"Officer Cui has a strong sense of responsibility, let's try not to disturb it. ”
Right now!
Cui Shi's eyes narrowed slightly, he reached out and grabbed the Type 95 automatic assault rifle, adjusted it to the burst mode, and then said in a low voice:
"Live begins!"
Bang bang!
As soon as Cui Shi entered the picture, he immediately lay on the ground in a standard lying position, aimed at the blood basin mouth that was already close at hand, and pulled the trigger again and again.
Four bullets hit three, two in the head and one in the body.
The mighty and dignified tiger, the tiger's head burst into a cloud of blood mist, and its huge body fell from mid-air, falling in front of Tang Seng's horse.
The white horse had long been frightened, and with a bend of his front hooves, he fell to his knees.
"The live stream is over. ”
Cui Shi didn't have time to see the results, so he quickly returned to reality, sorted out his emotions, and went out with a smile:
"It's fixed, but it's a bit of a struggle. ”
"Brother has worked hard, walk slowly......"
The two armed police soldiers watched Cui Shi's back go away with a smile, and they didn't find anything abnormal from beginning to end.
Cui Shi knew that at most, tomorrow morning, the armed police would change shifts, and they would definitely find that four bullets were missing.
But it has nothing to do with him!
Cui Shi spent most of his time buried in a large number of lines for "maintenance", and the gun was deliberately placed directly under the surveillance camera, and he never moved. At most, before leaving, he picked it up and "looked at it" for a few seconds, and there was absolutely no act of disassembling the bullet, let alone firing it.
After checking and checking, it can only be a headless public case, and after a few more meetings on the strict management of firearms and ammunition, it will be over.
【...... Assault Rifle !!】
【..................】
【666666!】
[Sun Wukong's shooting posture is actually very standard......]
[Killed the tiger three times, and then hurried to end the live broadcast, is this worried that we will complain and vomit and make him doubt his life?]
[Do we dare to have a basic lower limit, everyone is very supportive of your remake of Journey to the West, and we have no opinion on your funny version of the Journey to the West-style adaptation, but ...... Sun Wukong killed the big tiger with three shots?]
[Could it be the live broadcast sponsorship provided by the three-gun underwear brand?]
[Well, this ad placement won't be so obscure, isn't it already public now.] 】
[I was wrong, I thought that beating the tiger with a baton was already a ruin, but I didn't expect this new version of Sun Wukong, this pit man with glasses, to really dare to play anything. And just shoot such a broken tiger, what should I do with those monsters and demon kings in the back?]
I think I'll definitely see a picture of missiles vs. banana fans, nuclear weapons against the enemy, and so on. 】
[Click on a subscription, look forward to it, not for anything else, just rush to this realistic sense of déjà vu, I really want to see how he plays later.] 】
[System message: Thanks to the chicken rack ×1 sent by "Rhythm Under the Desk Lamp"!]
[The rhythm under the lamp: I actually used a gun, I got a grass, I didn't expect it, you won so much, reward!]
[Rely on! Shocked to see the big tyrant appear!]
[Nima, chicken rack, 10,000 pieces of silver with white flowers, just wave your hand and reward it. 】
[The poor are ugly: There are too many rich people in the bunker, so I better not use my annual salary to challenge other people's pocket money. Well...... It's really unexpected to hit the tiger with a gun, in order to tease Sun Wukong, I'll make a ...... Chicken feathers. 】
[System message: Thank you for the egg ×1 sent by the "poor and ugly"!]
[The Poor Are Ugly: ...... Damn, I'm so crooked, how are I an egg! This is a gift I left for the goddess, 5555555. If you don't give a gift, the goddess won't agree to meet me......]
[Rhythm under the lamp: Brother, listen to me, if you only prepare an egg worth 100 pieces, if the other party agrees to meet, you must be cautious, and it is best to bring a weapon to the appointment. 】
[Hahahaha, local tyrants know how to do it!]
[Believe in local tyrants, prevent immortals from jumping. ] 】
[The old driver asks for some tips on pickle skills, huh...... Is there one that doesn't cost too much?]
Cui Shi returned to the command center, reported the maintenance situation to Brother Wang, and then calmed down, sat on the chair, and started the live broadcast again.
The dense barrage alone almost confused him.
Looking at Tang Seng not far away, he got off the horse, folded his hands, and was still a little trembling and frightened.
It's normal, if it weren't for his three shots, he would already be food in the tiger's mouth at this moment, as for whether this tiger will live forever because of this, Cui Shi is not very sure.
"Don't worry, the tiger is dead. ”
Cui Shi patted a round big bluestone at random and motioned for Tang Seng to sit down.
Tang Seng tried to catch a few breaths, but his eyes still swept over the dead tiger corpse from time to time, and his heart palpitated.
"Look, Old Tang, this journey to the west has just begun. ”
Cui Shi sighed and tried to persuade: "In the future, the mountains are high and the road is far away, and the demons and monsters you will encounter are ten times more vicious than this tiger, a hundred times more powerful, and ten thousand times more vicious! Do you think that with your physical mortal womb, plus a white horse that has lost its front hooves when it encounters a tiger, you can reach the Western Heaven and obtain the true scriptures?"
[I rub, what does this mean?]
After a few days of accumulation of popularity, the popularity of the live broadcast room has reached hundreds of thousands, and after seeing Sun Wukong killing the tiger with a musket without discipline, he actually began to instill negative energy into Tang Seng, and he had the intention of persuading him to turn back, and he couldn't help but make a noise.
[I really can't understand this Journey to the West at all, shoot the tiger, and the monkey persuades Tang Seng to break up......]
[System news: "Tourist 6432" was renamed "Zhu Bajie". 】
[Zhu Bajie: Brother Monkey, you are robbing my lines, don't bully me, the old pig hasn't appeared yet. This kind of persuasion should be mine, you have robbed it, let my old pig say what then?]