"Where did you go just now, I searched around the yard and didn't find you." When she went back, Ji Xiaochen fanned her hot face with her hand, leaned to the side and complained silently, and she naturally didn't notice the subtlety of someone's face at this time.

"I go out to dissipate the smell of alcohol and talk to people about life by the way."

Loose alcohol?

Ji Xiaochen heard it a little strangely, just now she also went out to drink, could it be that one after the other, but she staggered her steps, as for talking about life, she frowned, "What kind of life to talk about at night, it won't be a beauty, right?" ”

It's not uncommon to get drunk or something, and then a drunkard doesn't mean to drink...... She can't be blamed for thinking too much, because she has encountered such things herself.

Xu Shaobai raised his eyes and glanced at her with a smile, a little funny in his heart, "You don't believe me like this, is your husband the kind of person who is drunk and promiscuous?" ”

"Not really." Ji Xiaochen leaned back in the chair, holding his chin with one hand, as if he was still pondering seriously. She drank too much wine tonight, and she drank it together, and then she dispersed the smell of wine, and was poured two glasses, and now she actually spoke a little lightly.

"But! Well, it's not without accidents, what if you can't hold it? ”

"No whatever!"

"Surely not? Why? ”

Xu Shaobai knew that this girl had drunk too much, so he didn't worry too much about her, and she was quite stable along the way, Ji Xiaochen said a few words, and then shrank aside and fell asleep, as if it wasn't her who was messing around just now.

When he got home, Xu Shaobai moved people upstairs, and the twins had already fallen asleep at this time, and his steps were very light, but Ji Xiaochen slept for a while and woke up soon.

Xu Shaobai came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, and saw his little wife staring at him with big black eyes, because she was drunk, her eyes were a little confused and a little overwhelmed.

"Why don't you continue to sleep?" It was already close to eleven o'clock at this time, and the two of them usually went to bed before this o'clock.

Ji Xiaochen rubbed his eyes and yawned lazily, "I don't want to sleep, I'm going to take a bath." You've washed it all, I haven't done it yet. ”

The usual little wife is more rational, rarely confused like this, and will not look at herself with such stupid eyes...... Once in a while, it's actually quite interesting, it's fun, and Xu Shaobai also enjoys this process quite a lot, like what kind of feeling is it......

It's like the interaction between the weird Shu and the little Lori.

"Then go take a shower, and I'll help you take off your coat."

Ji Xiaochen wore a lot of buttons on her coat today, and they were all the kind of small hidden buttons that were particularly troublesome to take off, but as long as Xu Shaobai's hand reached over, she avoided it, as if she was afraid of being tickled......

"Come here, I'll help you take it off, or you won't be able to take it off yourself." Although the little wife is not very drunk, she will not be too quiet, just like now, she looks energetic, and she especially likes to contradict people.

"I don't! I can take it off myself! ”

Ji Xiaochen was carrying the collar and had already shrunk to the corner of the bed, Xu Shaobai was originally helping on the side, but looking at this posture, it was like an eagle catching a chicken...... At this time, the 'chicken' was silly on the side, and then used his hands and feet to unbutton it, but just about to undo it and buckle it back again, it took twenty minutes to go back and forth, and only one button was unbuttoned.

Xu Shaobai watched his muscles jump on the side, and if he went on like this, he would have to unbutton so many buttons when he went to bed tonight.

"Wife, come here, let's unbutton it together, see who can solve it quickly, and there will be a reward for the fastest." Once born and twice cooked, the first time he saw his daughter-in-law drunk, Xu Dashao was still a little at a loss, but after a few times, he became proficient in coping with it.

Ji Xiaochen was sweating profusely when he unbuttoned his buttons over there, so he had to crawl over and ask him to help, and quickly solved the coat, and the skirt inside was simply taken off together, Xu Shaobai knew that just letting her go to the bathroom to take a bath alone would definitely wash until tomorrow morning, so he didn't think about it, and went directly into the bathroom with his arms around the waist of the little thing.

"Husband, let me ask you a question."

Someone has been stripped naked, Xu Dashao is personally testing the temperature of the water, and this time is also a time to test people's endurance, the beauty is current, and she is not the only one who drinks tonight, so it's strange that she won't think about anything at this time...... But this little thing still stared at him with a serious face and asked questions, isn't this torture?

"What do you want to ask?" Xu Dashao's hands are already a little unruly, and it is really not too much to take a bath and rub oil or something.

"Ask, when talking about life, if you are not a beauty, is it a handsome guy...... Wouldn't it still be Counselor Ma, you have been talking for so long before, haven't you talked enough? ”

Talking about life...... Xu didn't want to talk about this topic in front of his daughter-in-law at all, saying that he was talking about life, but it was not pleasant, especially when he talked about his rival.

Ye Xiubai's kind of man who has ill intentions at first glance, he can bear not beating people at the banquet is already extremely face-saving, as for the conversation just now, in fact, it still revolves around this conscienceless little thing in front of him, the surname Ye has been shown so obviously, she hasn't seen it yet, so this kind of roadblock can only be done by him.

"It's not Counselor Ma, it's Ye Xiubai, just now we were all dissipating wine on the edge of the flower bed, do you want to know what we're talking about?" Xu Shaobai's words were a little tempting, and Ji Xiaochen just ate this.

She rubbed her face and looked up at him, "What are you talking about, are you already familiar with each other?" ”

"I'm not familiar, we're talking ......" Looking at the red face in front of him, a pair of watery black eyes, he suddenly didn't want to say anything, the left is just a matter between men, and poking this matter may not have the effect he thinks.

It's better to leave it at that.

The little wife didn't know, Ye Xiubai's old fritters didn't know where to start, the two of them weren't even acquaintances now, even if that guy had this thought, he didn't think he could take advantage of anything.

Although his daughter-in-law is not shrewd sometimes, and her EQ is not as good as her IQ, if someone has to make inches to a certain point, she will definitely not let this situation continue to develop.

"Husband!"

"Ahem, we're talking about some things between men, and women still don't want to know." Xu Shaobai smiled meaningfully, the more this is the case, the more it tickles people's hearts.

What is it between men? Ji Xiaochen couldn't figure it out, so he simply didn't ask, stood in place and helped Xu Shaobai, and took a bath obediently...... I don't know if it's because it's too hot in the bathroom, Xu Shaobai sweated all over, and finally simply took off his nightgown and took a shower again.

Although it was late autumn at this time, but in this way, I didn't feel a little cool at all, the two of them got together, hot, Xu Shaobai was a natural stove, although it was a little hard to hold, but it was better than not hugging.

When Ji Xiaochen slept alone before, his hands and feet were cold before he went to bed, even if he sometimes turned on the heating, he would still wake up from freezing in the middle of the night, but with this person by his side, he would never have to worry about this problem.

At this time, the natural heater Xu someone, generously opened his arms, hugged the person tightly in his arms, and tightly wrapped one hand around her waist, which will, the vision, taste and touch are challenging the nerves, and the slippery touch in the palm of his hand made his sleepiness drift away, and the nose is full of faint shower gel fragrance and the fragrance of wine that has dispersed a lot, mixed together, so that the heat of his body is constantly heating up.

"Wife? Daughter-in-law, have you slept? ”

Someone didn't reply verbally, but told him with action, one of her hands hanging down on his chest, one hand had touched his face, intentionally or unintentionally, and her head was pressed against his chest, was this gesture sure not to seduce him?

Xu Shaobai stretched out a hand to test it, reached out and pinched the soft and wriggling little face, the little thing began to mumble twice, and then directly slapped it away mercilessly, and then continued to rub on his body......

"Ji Xiaochen! Where are your hands touching? Are you sure tonight? ”

Originally, he was still patient, but this little thing's hand actually touched that damn position, how could he continue to endure it.

Xu Shaobai turned over and pressed the person under him, and tore off a thin nightdress on the chick in three and two clicks, buckled the back of her head, and covered her chattering mouth vigorously......

……

"Dad, is Mommy sleeping lazy again? It's ten o'clock now, and the sun is drying your buttocks, so my sister and I will go up and call someone, okay? Yaoyao pinched her chin, and her little face was full of seriousness.

Xu Shaobai, the culprit, teased the two little girls while flipping through the newspaper in his hand, and said chicly, "Your mommy slept too late last night so she got up late, you can go up, but don't mess with her, do you know?" ”

"Why!"

"Because if Mommy gets angry, Dad will be punished for kneeling on the washboard, can you bear to see Dad being punished?"

Tingting stuck out her tongue, "Mommy is so fierce." ”

"No, it's Mommy who is only fierce to Dad."

"Then why didn't Dad resist?" Sure enough, this is a potential M.

Xu Shaobai blinked and said very seriously, "Because, this is a manifestation of Mommy's love for Dad, because love will be fierce." ”

"I know, it turns out that Dad likes to kneel on the washboard, is that kneeling comfortable...... Then let's give Mommy an extra hour next time. ”

"Sister, an hour is too short, let's two hours."

The twins seemed to understand what they didn't understand, looked confused, and jumped upstairs with Erha.

The world of adults, the world of washboards.

It's really too difficult to understand, so don't understand it......