Chapter 341: Top Ten Beauties in the Early Ming Dynasty
"Is it the woman that men want when they see it?" Liao Zhiyuan laughed, not believing it, thinking that Xue Xiao Thirteen Lang was too exaggerated, shook his head and retorted to him, "You have never seen a real beauty, so you will pick one up and say that it is the best in the world, one day you will be lucky enough to see the group of fans in the harem of the imperial city, you are really crispy to the bones, no wonder men in the world want to be emperors." ”
Duan Xiaolou committed murder, and after killing until his eyes were red, he did not forget to take the time to remind Liao Zhiyuan to pay attention to the mouth ban: "Bobcat, if you have anything to say here, it's over, when you go out of this door, half a word is taboo!" Mind your mouth! ”
Liao Zhiyuan pursed his lips, turned back and continued to educate the Dongying snow owl, who was more than ten years older than him, and said in a seductive manner: "Is the world stunning, smooth and jade, eyebrows like green feathers, muscles like snow, shoulders like shaved into, waist like a bundle, hands like soft wattles, teeth like shellfish, words without spitting, breath like a quiet orchid, for Fang Lanzhi, for the golden willow, for the tea before the rain, this is the best beauty, no more than ten people in the world, except for these ten people, the rest can only be regarded as the fire of fireflies, compared to Haoyue, all rely on new makeup ears." I don't hear it, poor Feiyan leans on new makeup, even a beauty like Zhao Feiyan has to wear makeup to have the color of a captivating city, which shows the general beauty in the world...... They all have a good name, and the top is not as good as the next one. ”
Xue Xiao broke his fingers and counted, ten fingers were used up, Liao Zhiyuan's elegant words had not yet been finished, and when he was sighing that the other party was knowledgeable, he was good, and he turned from Ya to Da Ya, which made Xue Xiao feel bored. Skin like snow? Breath like a blue orchid? Is it a pre-rain tea? Xue Xiao nodded and smiled: "Liao Shao, what you said, the woman upstairs not only has both, but also rich and surplus, such a woman can be regarded as the best in the world?" ”
"Really?" Liao Zhiyuan suspiciously studied the snow owl's expression to see if he was joking, "The top ten beauties in the world I am talking about, all of them are famous flowers, except for them, the master can't remember that other women can be so beautiful." ”
Xue Xiao said forcefully: "That little lady is the best of the best, the best of the best, she is the eleventh person other than the ten people you said, I see that she is only fifteen or sixteen years old, and she may have been too young to be discovered by you before." Now that she has grown up, she is more beautiful than the fish in the water and the geese in the sky combined, if you don't believe it, when Du Yao and I are close, the third will be your turn. As he spoke, he waved his hand to the people fighting in the field, and persuaded him, "The house is going to break up, don't shake Du Yao and them down!" The two of you take a breath and wait for the turn, Duan Shao, you are fourth, and Xiao Jiang Gongzi is fifth! ”
Among the two sides of the fight, Jiang Pi wanted to stop early on, but Duan Xiaolou was like eating the new research and development of Dongchang's strong medicine to improve his strength, the more he fought, the more brave and fierce, and there was no mercy at all, as if Jiang Pi was the thief who cut off the head of General Duan on the battlefield, and the hatred of killing his father was not shared. In addition to the Fang Tian painting halberd in his right hand, he still held the small dagger between his left fingers, and sent it to Jiang Pi's mouth from time to time.
It turned out that Duan Xiaolou had not forgotten Liao Zhiyuan's instigation before, and wanted to remove Jiang Pi's tongue so that he could no longer talk nonsense in the future.
Jiang Pi was shocked several times, his teeth couldn't bite the sharp blade, and when his eyes looked down, a small portrait of a woman was engraved in the center of the dagger's blade. It turned out that Duan Shao was also using He Xiaoniu's dagger, and because he said a few bad things about He Xiaoniu, he turned against him, and said that he would kill him.
Jiang Pi was extremely annoyed, and looked up to the sky and scolded: "Damn, labor and management swear to heaven that as long as they can escape today, they will definitely go to the Luo family to tie up the little lady surnamed He, and then throw it back to the Luo family after exhausting twenty-nine kinds of torture!" ”
Liao Zhiyuan, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, said with a smile: "This method is good, don't forget to invite me to watch the whole process when you are sentenced." ”
Xue Xiao was transferred to Jinyiwei from the army a year ago, and it was only in the past two months that he became acquainted with Liao Zhiyuan and his group, he didn't know who the "little lady surnamed He" was, and what it had to do with this big battle, but when he saw Duan Xiaolou's hair standing on end, he wanted to kill the Buddha and kill the gods, and he didn't dare to ask Liao Zhiyuan about the reason when he was present. Snow Owl's light skills are the first on the hero list, but when it comes to real sword and gun kung fu, it is far inferior to several Jinyi Guard's upper-level generals.
Liao Zhiyuan saw the curiosity on his face, so he was very considerate to explain his doubts, and said: "The woman surnamed He is a beauty, leaving aside the slightly yellowish and dark skin color, she can be regarded as the eleventh person in addition to the top ten beauties in the world in the early Ming Dynasty that I evaluated. What's even more rare is that her city is extremely deep, her heart is as cold as ten thousand years of ice, her tongue is poisonous like an eight-edged sharp knife, and she is not moved by gold and silver wealth, there are many men who have taken a fancy to her, but no one can do it at present. Xiao Ye guessed that even if the ten beauties were pressed in turn, it would not be as difficult as pressing her alone, chasing her was really a blow to a man's self-esteem, the best man in the world, the most sincere affection, in her eyes, it was not worth mentioning. ”
"Oh?" Xue Xiao was stunned when she heard this, "There is such a woman in the world, it is really weird, since she is so lonely, why should men pursue her, and find the other ten beauties soon." Still have a yellowish complexion? I don't like women who are not white enough, no matter how fancy their facial features are, they also feel that they lack beauty, huh...... Don't, don't. ”
"That's because you haven't seen her, and when you do, maybe you'll have to do it again." Liao Zhiyuan wanted to find wine to drink, but found that there was no wine on the table and under the table, and the delicious wine syrup in the wine jar on the other side of the counter had already contributed to the land.
He sighed, broke off two bananas, handed one to the snow owl, and said listlessly: "Everyone has a time when they make a mistake, Duan Shao has stepped into this misunderstanding in the past, none of us can stop it, and now he is good at making a mistake, and he will not go to the gate of Luofu when he comes to Yangzhou." But since he arrived in Yangzhou, he has been playing so much every day, the last time he was with Gao Juehuo, both of them were injured, and Lao Gao didn't provoke him, but he just said casually, 'I see her often, I can't hide from her, it's very annoying', of course, that 'she' refers to He Xiaoniu, and later, Duan Shao ate the cannon battle, and he picked up the knife and slashed at Lao Gao's head. ”
The snow owl ate half of the banana in two bites and came to a conclusion: "Duan Shao hasn't put it down yet, and he may have to run to Luo's house again another day." Liao Zhiyuan dared to say the word "cheap" in front of Duan Xiaolou, but Xue Xiao didn't dare to make a decision, now Duan Xiaolou is not only murderous, he fights with people at every turn, he is also the little marquis with the highest title in Jinyiwei, everyone can't talk to him, who will say that he is "cheap". But Xue Xiao secretly thought to herself, shouting and killing for a woman, isn't it "cheap".
Snow owl looked at the crumbling walls of the inn and asked worriedly, "The house won't collapse later, will it?" Shall we call the people upstairs to go out and take shelter? The brothers are all dreaming well. ”
"It's okay, let them sleep," Liao Zhiyuan sat firmly on the Diaoyu Tai and said with a smile, "This inn doesn't look very strong, in fact, under the shell of the wooden wall, it is made of muddy steel with three forgings and three refinings, and the whole body is made of stainless steel, and it is difficult to leave a cut mark with a knife directly." At that time, Long Live Lord led the troops to pass through Yangzhou, and lived in this dense steel fortress. After eating a banana, he learned to throw it into the battlefield like a snow owl, adding difficulty to the life-and-death struggle between the two.
Glancing at the killing god Duan Xiaolou, Liao Zhiyuan lazily fell on the animal skin chair, and concluded: "No matter how much the two of them can toss, they can't toss this inn, but now Duan Xiaolou is the second high." is more cold-blooded than the two years when Gao Juexin lost his beloved wife, and his moves are full of desperate killing intent that only attacks but cannot defend...... Tsk, that woman is so terrible, how did she become like this. ”
"Ho, angelica?" The snow owl tilted her head, "That's the woman's name?" I always feel like I've heard it somewhere...... How old is she? ”
Liao Zhiyuan yawned: "How old is it...... It's not small, I feel like she's been rejuvenated from a thirty-year-old woman, shrunk into a teenager, otherwise how can she play with so many men? I don't believe that she is fourteen years old and beats her to death. ”
Xue Xiao was shocked by this strange words, and was still full of curiosity: "What did she do, Liao Shao, an open-minded person like you also has such a big opinion of her?" ”
Liao Zhiyuan pointed to Duan Xiaolou in the killing field, squinted and yawned: "You don't need to go through the specific process in detail, don't look at the process, just look at the result, such a result can explain everything." Hey, are the two pairs upstairs okay? Can you vacate it for the two of us? ”
The snow owl made a silent gesture, listened attentively, in the sound of the handover of weapons in the table tennis, as long as you listen carefully, you can hear the joyful shouts between Song Fei and the young lady he is scheduled to take a concubine, a "brother and sister" and a "Xianggong Lady", a "no" and a "want", the love is really amazing, obviously today is the first time I met, but it is so good that it is like being in love for eight lifetimes, I don't know later, Song Fei is willing to contribute his newly accepted concubine to serve Liao Shao.
There are more than a dozen guest rooms on the second floor, at least more than eighteen masters of Jinyi and Wei, all of whom have amazing ears, but their sleeping skills are even more amazing, and the downstairs has become like this, they can still sleep with their heads covered, it is really a strange scene. Xue Xiao said secretly, in the Jinyi Guard, all of them are weirdos, led by Duan Shao and Liao Shao, Gao Jue and Jiang Yi are in the middle, and even Lu Jiangbei, the commander who seems to be the most gentle and harmless and rational and normal, also has general weirdness. In short, the Jinyi Guard Mansion is a gathering place for strange people, I don't know if it is because he has done too many things against his will for the emperor, and he has gradually become so distorted and depressed, and he is a maverick.
Right now, that Jiang Pi has already suffered a few bubbling and bleeding injuries, but Jiang Yi, who is in the top three of the Jinyi Guard's martial arts upstairs, Jiang Pi's own brother, can still sleep, and he can't even go out to look at it, what the hell is this? Liao Zhiyuan lazily moved his neck, Duan Xiaolou's painting halberd was full of light and shadow, and Jiang Pi was obviously in danger of dying in another thirty moves, but it was inconceivable that instead of the horror and despair of the dying man, he revealed an excited bloodthirsty light from his eyes, even if the blood flowed from his own body...... What the hell is going on?
Xue Xiao listened attentively to the movement on the second floor again, but he could still only hear the lingering whispers of Song Fei's pair, while Du Yao's pair was supposed to be more intense, but at the moment they were silent.
Liao Zhiyuan also heard the cry of the woman in Song Fei's hand, who was letting her be flattened and rounded, and couldn't tell whether she was crying or laughing, and Liao Zhiyuan heard Liao Zhiyuan's blood in his veins, he sat up from the chair irritably, glared at the snow owl and asked, "Du Yao, is he okay?" Master can't wait, can we do it together? ”
The snow owl's ears almost reached the beam on the second floor, but he still couldn't hear any sound on the side of Du Yao's bed, and after a while, he touched his nose and said: "Liao Shao, you should be patient for a moment, Du Yao can baby that woman, a little beauty made of water, as clear as mutton fat and white jade, I climbed with him for a long time, and he promised to wait until later, as for you...... You'll have to ask for it yourself before he'll let you see his little beauty. ”
"Hah!" Liao Zhiyuan smiled wildly, "What a great beauty, the old eagle is itching so much that I said to the master, you have to go up and take a look." He stood up.
Xue Xiao hurriedly pressed him back to his seat, and explained in a low voice: "Just now I teased him, put some aphrodisiacs on Jiang Yi's golden vein nails, and put them on the ground and was stepped on by the anxious Du Yao...... Moreover, everything has a first come, first come, even if it is Liao Shao, you can't cut the line. ”
Liao Zhiyuan pouted: "The master just wanted to take a look at the woman's appearance, and he didn't say that he had to grab food from you, it is a treasure in your eyes, but the master may not be rare." ”
Xue Xiao waved his hand and smiled: "That's because you haven't seen her yet, and when you see me, it's strange if you don't rob it." ”
"It's strange if you don't rob? What kind of fairy daughter is she? Liao Zhiyuan's curiosity was completely aroused, and despite the snow owl's obstruction, he was determined to go up to see what was going on before he would give up. But at this moment, a terrible woman's scream sounded on the second floor, with the power of a ghost crying and howling, and a delicate sound in the masculine wilderness store, which can be regarded as a little red in the green bushes. This scream resounded throughout the inn, and even Duan Xiaolou and Jiang Pi were slightly affected, and there was a tendency to strike the army.
"What's going on?" Liao Zhiyuan's footsteps paused.
"I don't know," Xue Xiao guessed, "Maybe that beauty woke up, just now she was accidentally slapped by Du Yao and knocked unconscious, and when she woke up, she found that there was a big man pressing on her body, and that beauty always had to scream." ”