Chapter 1 Be serious, robbery
The moonlight dissolves, and the floral fragrance is faint. Heaven and earth seem to be covered with a layer of melted silver light felt, flowing with poetry and painting everywhere.
Such a beautiful scenery, but Chu Liuyan had no intention of appreciating it. She is very absent-minded, and now the court is corrupt, the war has been plagued for many years, disasters and famines are everywhere, and mourning is everywhere. If this continues, there will be no day when the displaced people will rebel, and I am afraid that there will not be even a day of peaceful life at that time. Thinking of this, she felt gloomy in her heart.
She saw that it was so good tonight, so she walked to the backyard and practiced a set of self-created swordsmanship "Gloomy Ecstasy Sword" under the pear blossom tree.
Chu Liuyan did not learn kung fu from a famous teacher, her swordsmanship was learned by herself according to the book, and then she figured it out and practiced it by herself. Although it is not very strong, but in this troubled world, a girl's family, learning a little kung fu is always wrong.
These were all taught to her by Chu Liuyan's mother. Chu Liuyan's mother, Chen Sixi, is a very remarkable woman. Although when Chu Liuyan was a teenager, Chu Liuyan's father had just married the concubine into the door, and Chen Sixi's hind foot disappeared. However, she left Chu Liuyan with endless wealth that could be used for life.
These riches were not gold, silver, jewelry, and jade, but a few thick codexes. These codex are all recorded in Chen Sixi's hometown.
Chen Sixi's hometown is a distant and mysterious place. The people there are monogamous; Women there can enjoy the same rights as men. You don't have to go out of your house to use something called a "computer" to know what's going on in the world. In addition to these, there are many mysterious things that cannot be imagined.
Chu Liuyan always felt that her mother did not encounter any accidents, but went back to her hometown. Although Chu Liuyan and her mother have only been together for a short period of thirteen years, her mother's influence on her thinking is deep-rooted.
Chu Liuyan was practicing his sword while thinking about his thoughts, when suddenly there was a "snap" sound, and something fell from the wall and rolled on the ground several times in a row.
Chu Liuyan was taken aback, and before he could react to what was happening, he only heard several consecutive "pops", "pops", "pops", and more than a dozen such "things" fell from the wall together and rolled around.
When Chu Liuyan took a closer look, he found that there were actually more than a dozen people who jumped down. These guys, after jumping off the wall, some of them hit their feet, some fell to their arms, and they were holding their arms and legs and jumping non-stop, "whooping" and screaming as they jumped.
At this time, the first guy who jumped down had already walked quickly in front of Chu Liuyan, pointed at her with a stick, and said seriously: "Robbery!" "The guy was jumping on his feet while shouting for robbery, and he must have just jumped off and hit his leg.
Chu Liuyan laughed: Really, rob and rob, how can you make this kind of formation. just jumped off the wall, and it was all "remnants of the defeated army", and then if you really rob it, you don't have to miss arms and legs.
The guy who shouted for robbery actually laughed when he saw Chu Liuyan, and he immediately felt very shameless. He finally stopped jumping, shook the stick in his hand, and threatened: "Hey, little girl, robbery, be serious!" ”
"Just rob and rob, just come in through the back door. The back door isn't locked yet. Look at your current appearance, as if you have been robbed, and you do not look like you have robbed someone else! Chu Liuyan rubbed his stomach that hurt from laughter and said.
"You ......" the guy who took the lead rubbed his head and complained, "If you didn't say it earlier, you wouldn't have had to make that effort to climb the wall." The wall of your house is so high, we go to the wall of Ergou's house to practice, it only takes a quarter of an hour, and we have been climbing for half an hour! ”
"Boss, we're robbing!" A fat man next to him reminded. He muttered in his heart: Ya, do you know what robbery is? When I saw the beautiful girl, I forgot about it.
The guy who took the lead was a little embarrassed and said, "It's not the first time I'm inexperienced, I'll pay attention to it next time." After he finished speaking to his subordinates, he turned his head to Chu Liuyan and said, "We don't kill people, we don't set fires, we don't rob girls, hurry up and tell me the location of your granary, don't think that you Zhu Siye and I never beat women, so you can despise me!" ”
Chu Liuyan covered his mouth with a handkerchief and laughed for a long time before saying, "Zhu Chongba, I have never despised you, I don't despise you at all—"
The guy who took the lead shook his head proudly, putting on a shelf of "the whole world, I am the only one", and his brothers also cast adoring eyes at him, but at this time, Chu Liuyan continued: "I directly ignore you!" ”
"You ......" Zhu Chongba's head was about to smoke, and he continued to intimidate Chu Liuyan and said, "I occasionally make an exception to beat women!" Some women just don't fight for two days, and they are itchy all over! ”
Chu Liuyan just looked at him and smiled contemptuously. This Zhu Chongba is a well-known down-and-out household in Zhongli County, he is already idle, and he makes a living by stealing chickens and touching dogs. This guy is known to everyone in the county, and no one knows it, and of course Chu Liuyan knows it.
However, what Chu Liuyan didn't expect was that now that there is a famine, many people have no food. I haven't seen him for a few days, but he actually became the boss of this group of people and came to the Chu family to grab food.
The Chu family is a well-known wealthy family in Zhongli County. However, now in the event of a natural disaster, the Chu family's fields are almost unharvested, the tenants' grain cannot be paid, and the Chu family's situation is far worse than in previous years.
Chu Liuyan originally wanted to give them some food, but when he saw Zhu Chongba's villainous appearance, he didn't get angry. She pushed the sword forward in her hand and said, "Okay, I'll fight with you, and if you win, I'll take whatever you want." If you lose, how did you get out with your men! ”
Zhu Chongba climbed to the wall and saw Chu Liuyan practicing his sword. But he didn't take her as a weak woman seriously.
He even thought that with his Zhu Chongba's vigorous and heroic posture and graceful demeanor, he would stand in front of Chu Liuyan, and Chu Liuyan should be completely overwhelmed by him. Even if she doesn't dump, a yellow-haired girl, casually scared and scared, she doesn't dare to lie on the ground and dare not get up.
Who knew that Chu Liuyan was not only not afraid of him, but also had to compete with him. He felt that his manly self-esteem and dignity as a boss had been greatly humiliated. Therefore, he decided to teach Chu Liuyan a good lesson.
Of course, at most, she can't get up on the ground, and she must not hit until she has a missing arm or leg, otherwise if she can't get married, it will be troublesome to rely on herself.
Zhu Chongba spat at at his hand, pulled his sleeves up to his shoulders forcefully, put on the posture of a "martial arts master", and looked at Chu Liuyan triumphantly.
Chu Liuyan smiled slightly, holding his sword and standing under the moonlight, calm.
Zhu Chongba saw Chu Liuyan in white clothes and Shengxue, with a graceful body, and for a while he actually felt pity for Xiang Xiang and cherished the jade: "Hey, I said little girl, if you kneel on the ground and beg for mercy now, Zhu Ye, I will let you go." ”
Before he finished his words, Chu Liuyan had already pulled out the sword in his hand and brushed a few swords according to Zhu Chongba. Zhu Chongba's cold light was shining from the ground, and he was dizzy and couldn't react, let alone punch and kick the other party.
said that it was too late, but only heard a rustling sound, and a strand of hair in front of Zhu Chongba's forehead was shaved off by Chu Liuyan and picked up at the tip of the sword.
Zhu Chongba was almost stunned, the only thing he wanted to do now was one thing, and that was to faint.
So, he straightened up and fell straight backwards—it was better than being hacked to death by Chu Liuyan—he had expected his brothers to come and pick him up, but when his skull fell heavily on the mossy floor in the courtyard, he realized that he was just dreaming.
He didn't care about rubbing his smashed head, which seemed to be about to be shattered, and opened his eyes first to look at his brothers around him. Only then did he find out that his good brothers had run away.
There are a few others who finally have a little conscience, hanging on the wall, and saying in an infinitely desolate and infinite tone: "Boss, you must take care!" If something happens to you, we will steal the best paper money to burn for you! ”
Depend on! Zhu Chongba scolded in his heart: I climbed the wall just now, and I crawled like a snail for half an hour, and I would run for my life, and I crawled out in the blink of an eye. Grandma's!
Zhu Chongba originally wanted to stand up and escape, but he calculated and calculated, it seemed that it would be difficult to climb this high wall and escape under Chu Liuyan's nose.
Therefore, he chose "good men don't fight women" - lying on the ground and pretending to be dead.