He Angelica smiled: "Jujube is a little trick I tricked the old lady in, don't mention it, as for the painting painted by one of my enemies, I will store it under the feet of the bed, and trample on it every day to vent my anger." ”

Hearing this, the two men were silent for a moment, and then Bai Yangbai opened his mouth and said in a serious voice: "Girl, where did you come from at a young age, don't let hatred blind your eyes and make you blind to the beauty of this world, you have to look at those who have trampled on your body and heart with a tolerant heart, and believe that they are kind and amiable, and they just like to trample on you very much-hehe, who painted that picture, do I know him?" What's the use of you just stepping on the painting, an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, the old man has a lot of ways to fix people, do you want to learn two tricks? Kowtow to the teacher, good quality and low price, ten taels of silver. ”

It just so happened that the Qian father and daughter in the distance were also playing the same scene, Qian Xi enlightened Qian Shuixian and said: "Narcissus, you can't start to learn to play tricks at a young age, and play tricks on your family, even if your mother-in-law is domineering, but your sister-in-law Peony loves you very much, inseparable, not to mention that your mother-in-law does it for your own good, and when you grow up, you will understand that your mother-in-law is not as vicious as you imagined, she still cares about you behind your back." So, you have to look at your mother and sister with more forgiveness instead of evil and good! As he spoke, Qian Xun turned his head to look at Zhan Zhukuai, nodded and said, "Please cut off my daughter's hand!" ”

Zhan Yu rushed up and slashed with a knife, this action only happened in a moment, He Danggui didn't expect that when they discussed, it was so long and so patient, but it was so neat and neat, and it was too late to rush over to stop it, and when she was about to open her mouth and shout "stop", Meng Xuan beside her said "I'll come". Then the next moment, I saw that the fine iron meniscus knife in Zhan's hand was broken inch by inch, and it was broken into about twenty or thirty curly scrap iron, and he could no longer cut Qian Peony's hand.

He Angelica asked in surprise: "What did you do?" ”

Meng Xuan showed her a few small steel balls in her hand, and said: "This is a projectile in a musket, I poured out the gunpowder inside, it is very easy to throw people with this, and it is easy to carry, do you want to learn this method of throwing hidden weapons?" ”

He Angelica glanced at it enviously, and said with inferiority: "Maybe my hands are not naturally suitable for throwing hidden weapons, I have practiced many kinds of techniques without being accurate, and I can't hit the red heart within ten zhang, like you, the magic skill of flying beads and breaking knives outside a hundred zhang, I can't practice it in my life." ”

Meng Xuan comforted her softly: "Actually, my accurate head is not practiced at one time, I remember the first time I threw darts, it took several hours of practice to reach the previous half of the level (Bai Yangbai: What nonsense is this), not to mention that you are too smart, occasionally clumsy, but it looks cute and interesting." If you want to learn how to throw hidden weapons, I can stay in Yangzhou for more time, first teach you the most basic three-finger and finger-snapping techniques, and if you learn something in time, you can casually beat people you don't like outside the hundreds. ”

He Angelica was a little moved when she heard this, but when she thought of it, she was about to reveal her utilitarian and insidious true colors to him, and then he would inevitably leave angrily, how could he teach himself martial arts again, so she lowered her head, shook her head lightly, and said gloomily: "Good intentions, how can you delay your work to teach me this stupid apprentice?" ”

Meng Xuan rarely sees her so weak and sad, now she is in the cardamom years, making such a demeanor adds a bit of beauty, people can't put it down, Meng Xuan sat closer, smiled and said: "It doesn't matter how stupid the apprentice is, it doesn't matter how long you teach, the key is to be richer, only when my master teaches can I have motivation, and I can better teach according to my aptitude." ”

He Angelica was puzzled: "You are young and have no family burden, how can you make extra money like Bai Yangbai?" Have you also learned to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble? Bai Yangbai protested: "I don't prostitute!" ”

"I don't want silver, and I don't prostitute it," Meng Xuan sat closer to her again, and lowered her voice a lot, "Actually...... You are the first girl I have ever kissed, and the first girl I want to marry home, since you are not happy in the Luo family, why don't you marry me? Since you're going to marry me, then I," Meng Xuan moved to her side and leaned his head closer at the same time, "I want to pay a little tuition first, isn't it reasonable?" Bai Yangbai nodded: "Human nature, girl, you are from." ”

He Angelica said goodbye to her body and pretty face, although she had no intention of thinking about marrying Meng Xuan again, she still couldn't help but feel a little infatuated and delusional, and asked in a tentative tone: "The first girl who wants to marry home?" Will you have a second or third? Will you marry someone else in the future? ”

Bai Yangbai picked his nostrils, came and came again, and this little girl brought out the set of words that tortured Duan Xiaozi again. Even if you are a heavenly immortal, you have to break through the shackles of the door and become a general's wife, you can't let your man be the only one for the rest of your life! Even if he himself doesn't spend his intestines and doesn't think about other chicks, his mother, grandmother, grandmother, aunt, sister, friend, Shangguan, and subordinates, he has to send a few women to bubble for him. Recognize the reality, girl, this is the reality of Chiguoguo!

Meng Xuan didn't expect her to ask such a question, and she couldn't turn around for a while, so she had to answer honestly: "Hmm, I don't know." ”

"Don't know?! I heard that the Seventh Prince is a very organized person, and he likes to make careful plans in advance to respond to changes," He Angelica raised his eyebrows lightly and asked with a smile, "Then did the Seventh Prince have any plans, how many wives and concubines do you want to marry in your life?" ”

Meng Xuan thought about it for a moment, and replied seriously: "Marry seven, my father married twelve wives and concubines, not counting those who were raised outside, and as the old saying goes, a man should have three wives and four concubines, which are used to spread the branches." You're my first wife, and I'll try to keep you my wife, no matter what. ”

When Bai Yangbai heard that the emperor was not in a hurry, the eunuch was in a hurry, so he beat his thigh, smashed two or three pieces of clay leggings at once, and talked about it, and he girl talked about it again!

At that time, Duan Xiaozi answered this question, saying that he currently has only one concubine named Lian'er, plus Guan Yun set by his mother, and the two girls who were selected by his mother for him, and he will definitely have to raise his identity in the future, plus a He girl, a total of five. Duan Xiaozi didn't seem to be in a good mood after seeing He Yatou hear it, so he immediately promised that he would not marry the sixth in the future, and would not send new distressed women to his family, and when He Yatou gave birth to a son, he would raise her as a flat wife or side wife.

What a perk! But that He girl was still not satisfied after hearing this, since then, she has not been enthusiastic about Duan Xiaolou, and after a few days, the two completely collapsed, and the relationship broke up, which made Duan Xiaozi so painful that he drank alcohol and scratched the wall, scratched his hands with blood, tsk, what a poor baby.

Even his old man is a little worthless for this kid, to say that this Xiaolou is not much worse than Ah Quan, and it is a little simpler than Ah Quan's mind, even if he secretly calculated He Yatou and her godbrother Xiaoyou a few times, it was a small fight and never really hurt her. But I just want He Yatou to come to him for help, and at the same time deal with trouble, promote the development of the relationship between the two, I don't know why, He Yatou rebounded so much after learning the truth of the matter, and immediately broke his face with Duan Xiaozi and avoided him like the plague. Duan Xiaozi will only have a sad face, apologize in a low voice, and want to change the family Ah Quan, without saying a word, first click the acupoint and carry it back to the room to circle the forks, and wait for the raw rice to be cooked, where is it the turn of those little girls to play petty.

Look at the pain of Duan Boy's pain and loss of soul since he was dumped, and then look at the pride of other people's Ah Quan's wives and concubines, isn't it obvious how a man should live a more wonderful life? I kindly ran to persuade that boy to forget about He Yatou, and stop messing with his mother to get out of the Guan family, because He Yatou didn't take him too seriously at all, but Duan Yazi was like a bull, and recognized that He Yatou didn't want him because he couldn't be his wife, as long as she gave her the wife to make time, she would change her mind and get along with him again, tsk, what a stupid boy infatuated!

No one lives as chic as Ah Quan, and he understands that as long as any official takes the initiative to give his daughter to him, he will accept it correctly, and later he will save nearly twenty. I can't remember the names, so I just number them, from number one to number seventeen, haha!

People Ah Quan simply treats women as women, and uses them when the body needs them, and when the body doesn't need them, they treat them as a pot of flowers in the palace and look good, never talking about those vain love and love things, and the most favored concubines are also the kind of low-eyebrowed, docile and well-behaved type. Although I don't know why I look a little similar to He Yatou, it may be that beautiful women look a little alike, haha! Even the clothes on his body are almost the same, mainly cyan and light blue, and there are only one or two small hairpins on his head, but the group of concubines is more well-behaved than the little sheep, unlike He Yatou, who is as stubborn as a stone, and smashes Duan Xiaozi's head at every turn, roaring up to the sky, and knocking Peng Yan and Luo Bai out of the nose.

Therefore, as a man, you either cherish your life and stay away from beautiful women, or you can follow Ah Quan's example, raise women as a cat or dog, feed them some food when you are happy, and put them back in a cage if you are unhappy.

You see, this kind of detached posture and personality charm didn't attract He Yatou? Just when she heard Ah Quan's name, she trembled with excitement, tsk, it's really a wicked person who has his own evildoer. If it weren't for his personal relationship with He Yatou, he really wanted to throw her heartless chick who specializes in abusing their men into Ah Quan's clutches, let him help train it and then transfer it to Duan Xiaozi, so that Duan Xiaozi can soothe the serious wounds in his heart!

When Bai Yangbai thought that Meng Xiaozi had given a wrong answer, He Yatou would immediately give Meng Xiaozi a cold face, break up or break off the relationship, or yell at Meng Xiaozi, ah! My man can only have one woman, me, and I can't sleep with other women in my life, otherwise this family business will not be discussed! When you think about this issue clearly, come and propose to me!

However, the terrible scene imagined in Bai Yangbai's mind did not happen, and He Angelica seemed to be attracted by Meng Xuan's promised "wife" and "everything comes first".

She thought about it for a moment with a smile and pointed out the unreasonableness of this: "I'm afraid that this is inappropriate, even if the Seventh Prince has a way to explain to your parents and let them agree to me as your wife, but the Seventh Prince's family is high, except for me who entered through special channels, the other wives and concubines of the Seventh Prince, as well as the wives and concubines of the Seventh Prince's brothers, are all a lot higher than me without exception." How can the other wives and concubines of the Seventh Prince be willing to live under me? Also, how can the wife of the seventh son's brother be willing to be side by side with me? ”

Meng Xuan's two sword eyebrows condensed into green peaks, considering the question she raised, and immediately smiled: "Don't worry, you are so smart and dexterous, pretty and lovely, they will all like you, my mother is a very good person, and she is also the mother of the Meng Mansion, as long as you can please her, then no one in the Meng Mansion will look down on you, you have to have confidence in yourself." ”

He Angelica didn't expect that Meng Xuan, who was a person in two lives, would be as good as she was in the affairs of the family house, as if she had never lived in the mansion, as long as she behaved "smart and dexterous", then all women, including Meng Xuan's other wives and concubines, would like her? Haha, Meng Xuan is really a little general who grew up in the military camp, he has never married a wife or concubine in his two lives, and he simply doesn't know anything about the various doorways in the house. He Angelica smiled and said: "It sounds like this, the atmosphere in your Meng Mansion is much better than that of Luo Mansion, I really envy you, but you are so busy, you must not live at home for a long time every year." ”

Meng Xuan was puzzled: "Why do you want to ask in such detail? Are you afraid of marrying into the Meng family's wives and concubines? You can rest assured, our Meng family rules are strict, and there is a clear provision in the "Meng Family Motto" that wives and concubines are not allowed to have any abuse, brawls and persecution because of competition for favor, and violators will go. If someone else bullies you, I will definitely be on your side, and besides, if you are so powerful, who can beat you? You have to have faith in yourself. ”

"The Meng family's family motto?" He Angelica asked curiously, "Does the training work?" Who enforces the law on a day-to-day basis? ”

Meng Xuan nodded and said: "Our "Meng Family Family Motto" is very effective, including 48 major rules, 256 small rules, and more than 1,000 daily rules. In addition to my mother's punishment in charge of the family discipline, every master in the Meng Mansion has the right to supervise, and at the same time is supervised, if the most serious twelve rules are violated, even if the wife is the wife, it will be correct, only the wife and concubine who have children can be exempted, but they will also be punished by the wife to the concubine, and the concubine to the maid. There are many methods of corporal punishment, from cutting hair, slapping, finger clamping, kneeling, carrying water to cane scolding, etc., and the family motto clearly stipulates how much punishment for each wrongdoing. ”

He Angelica sighed: "It is worthy of a noble family, and it has set such an admirable family motto." ”

Meng Xuan went to take her hand and said softly: "So after you marry me, let's have a few children as soon as possible, so that you can be punished less if you make a mistake." Since you like "The Family Motto of the Meng Family" so much, I will go back and help you find a copy, you can read it several times before passing through the door, and you will be more confident when you enter the Meng Mansion. ”

Bai Yangbai first burst out laughing, and then laughed out of tears, this Meng boy is so cute, other sons chase He Yatou with jewelry and love letters, but he uses a dagger to write a family motto. The dagger allowed the girl to defend herself, and not to let other men approach her; The family motto made her familiar with it, and she was afraid before she passed the door. And He Yatou obviously didn't agree to marry him, he even thought about having a child, as if he was sure that He Yatou would definitely marry him, saying that to what extent did these two develop in the bamboo forest just now, so that Meng Xiaozi was so confident......

I heard that virgin eyebrows are smooth, and non-virgin eyebrows are messy, but now by the faint moonlight, the girl's eyebrows are very smooth......