Back in the mansion, Long Xiao took Xia Shiming and went to the study, "Today, the emperor gave me Xuan Junyao to marry!" ”

"Huh?" Xia Shiming's mouth opened in shock, "Did you refuse?" After that, wouldn't we have to be tossed by her every day, and our life in the world would be over! ”

Xia Shiming completely entered his own fantasy world, "She saw me!" Long Xiao said coldly.

"She doesn't see you, how can she pester you, it's over, what should we do in the future? Do you really want to be disfigured......" Xia Shiming, who was frightened by the news of the marriage, completely didn't realize the other meanings in Long Xiao's words.

"She saw my dragon body at the bottom of the river yesterday!" Long Xiao repeated it again.

"If you see it, you can see it! …… Yes? You mean she saw your dragon body? Xia Shiming was shocked, "Impossible, this is simply a joke, how can an ordinary woman see it?" ”

Long Xiao shook his head in doubt, "This is not necessarily, because I also saw her last night, and her expression at that time was indeed a little strange, let's go and see it incognito!" ”

"Good!" Xia Shiming responded, and the two of them came to the princess's mansion during the waterspout transformation, but because of the stealth technique, no one could see it.

"Bring me some food, by the way, bring a raw cucumber by the way!" Xuan Junyao's voice sounded faintly in the inner room, and Long Xiao and the others walked over there.

"What does the duke do with cucumbers?" The palace maid asked puzzledly.

"If you are told to go, you will go, what are so many problems, is it that I have a good temper and spoiled you all?" Xuan Junyao said dissatisfied.

Poof, kneeling on the ground, "The slave doesn't dare!" ”

"Don't kneel easily after you said it, I really don't have any memory at all, haven't you been good before? Why did you change me back again! The servile thinking of the Chinese, feudal, hey! I can't change it for a while, you go, the cucumber will be sent to me with a chilled slice, and I will make a mask! ”

"Masks?" Although the palace maid was surprised, she didn't dare to ask more, and strode out to prepare.

Long Xiao walked in slowly, only to see a large bathtub in the hall, Xuan Junyao was sitting in it washing his toes, and his eyes were full of white flowers.

"Sister, you boldly go forward, go forward, don't look back...... Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat, brother walks on the shore, love and love rope swinging! …… The vast end of the world is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains! ......" is simply a skewer of lyrics, the more Xuan Junyao sings, the more excited he becomes, and his voice is getting louder and louder, as if the fear of the monsters in the Xuan River has slowly disappeared.

Long Xiao and Xia Shiming looked at each other awkwardly, their eyes full of surprise, how could this aristocratic daughter easily talk about love? This song is also too explicit.

"Princess, what you want!" The palace maid presented the plate, all kinds of pastries filled the table, Xuan Junyao shook the hand that had just rubbed his toes, picked up a piece of pastry and put it in his mouth, chirped his mouth, and exclaimed: "This chestnut cake is well done today, reward!" ”

The palace maid is full of black lines, that's pea yellow! But he didn't dare to squeak.

"Hey, is this a cucumber slice? It's too thick, I want a millimeter, not a centimeter, I sit like this, and it will fall off if I stick it on my face, do you know! In order to let the palace maid understand the unqualified cucumber slices at a deeper level, Xuan Junyao pasted a few cucumber slices on her face, only to listen to "Puff, puff!" The cucumbers fell into the water.

The palace maid knelt on the ground in shock, "The princess spares her life!" The slave dared to ask, what is a millimeter, a centimeter? ”

Facing the palace maid's curious gaze, Xuan Junyao sighed, "It's a unit of length measurement!" As if the more he explained, the more unclear it became, Xuan Junyao frowned and asked, "Then what do you all use to record the length?" ”

The palace maid replied: "Minutes, inches, rulers, feet, ......"

Xuan Junyao scratched her head, this really stumped her, she didn't know anything about unit conversion, she knew that she would learn junior high school math well, hey, I regret not being at the beginning! "You get up first, I'll give you strokes!"

The palace maid stood up, Long Xiao also quickly turned around, wanting to see how long it was, Xuan Junyao casually picked up a piece of cucumber on the plate, "This should be five millimeters, ten millimeters is equal to one centimeter!" ”

"Oh, I know, it's a matter of ten inches to us!" The palace maid was excited, but she immediately realized the problem, "Princess, how do you know this?" ”

"Well, that's what I saw from a lot of books!" The palace maid questioned with a questioning face, the princess has always been lazy to eat, where has she ever touched a book, let alone read a wide range of books!

"Okay, you go and fetch me two raw eggs and bring them over, this cucumber mask can't be done!" Xuan Junyao didn't want to lie, this kind of conversation made her very unnatural, could it be that if she told them that she had crossed over, it shouldn't be that the monster was burned to death, and these people had done all the things that sacrificed to the river, so what else would they not dare.

"Raw...... Egg? The palace maid was shocked, the things in the princess were getting stranger and stranger, and since the princess "came back from the dead", her words and deeds have changed greatly.

Xuan Junyao wanted to divert the topic and send her away, but she didn't think that what she said this time would be more difficult for them to accept, and it was too late to find out the palace maid's surprise, so she had to bite the bullet and say sharply: "Go quickly!" ”

The palace maid shuddered and left.

A big face in the bronze mirror was painted with horror by her, and the eggs laid by unpolluted chickens are good! The palace maid's hand holding the bronze mirror kept trembling slightly, and Xuan Junyao said disdainfully: "This is called beauty, it can make the skin soft and elastic, and it can also remove wrinkles!" Patting her face, she said proudly: "Although I don't need to get rid of wrinkles at my flower-like age!" ”

The palace maid's shoulders shrugged, as if she was trying to hold back a smile. Xuan Junyao glanced at her, continued his face project, his hand stained with egg yolk paused, Xuan Junyao suddenly turned around, "For Lao Tzu, voyeur, you have seen enough, give me out, dare to peek at the old lady taking a bath, and I am not afraid of rotten eyes!" ”

The palace maid followed her gaze and looked over there, and couldn't help but wonder: "Princess, is there anyone?" Are you mistaken? ”

Long Xiao and Xia Shiming, who were hiding behind the screen, were shocked, could she see them? Thinking about it, it was impossible, but they used stealth techniques, and the two of them didn't move.

Xuan Junyao was furious, forgetting that he was taking a bath, he suddenly got up from the water and walked towards the screen, Long Xiao and the others were shocked, but fortunately, Long Xiao was fast, and immediately covered Xia Shiming's eyes, although this picture did not cause nosebleeds, but such a fat white naked, he Long Xiao was really the first time to see it, and he forgot to breathe for a while.

"Princess!" The palace maid was shocked, and hurriedly went to get the clothes on the shelf and put them on Xuan Junyao.

"Huh!" With a bang, the screen was opened, the two pairs of eyes looked straight at each other, and Xuan Junyao scolded at Long Xiao angrily: "Lust! Fortunately, the flying spit didn't spray on his face, but he still frowned and closed his eyes.

Because Long Xiao used his hand to block Xuan Junyao's saliva flying everywhere, Xia Shiming was able to see the light, at this time he stretched out his hand in disbelief and shook it in front of Xuan Junyao, but was opened by Xuan Junyao, "And you little guy, Lao Tzu believes in your evil and dares to peep at this princess!" ”

"Princess, get dressed and beware of the cold!" The palace maid's untimely voice sounded, Xuan Junyao was shocked, and slowly looked down to see that he was only wearing a belly pocket and obscene pants.

Yes! The roar shook for thousands of miles, and the whole palace seemed to tremble.

After snatching the clothes, Xuan Junyao quickly ran to the big bed in the hall, and did not forget to tell the palace maid while running, "Arrest King Xuan and his dog slaves for me!" ”

The palace maid looked blankly at the open space in front of her, and only the princess was running around in a crazy way in the entire dormitory. And the invisible Long Xiao and Xia Shiming hurriedly exchanged glances and disappeared in an instant!

Shocked by the princess's voice, the slave who came from a distance asked eagerly outside the door, "Princess, what's the matter?" Are there assassins? ”

"No entry!" Xuan Junyao yelled, the movements in his hands were a little messy, this ancient clothes were complicated, "How did you put it on?" ”

"Princess, the slave maid will help you change your clothes ......" The palace maid said and was about to run over, Xuan Junyao hurriedly said: "You show me those two bastards, I will gouge out their eyes and feed the pigs!" ”

The palace maid hesitated in place, hesitating whether to find the emperor, it seems that the princess was too frightened this time, and there was something abnormal.

"What about people? I just turned around and got dressed for a while, and you let them slip away? It's useless! Xuan Junyao strode over with his coat on, but there was no one on the ground.

The palace maid was so frightened that she fell to her knees, "Princess, this has never been done before!" ”

"No one? I just saw King Xuan and his dog minion, standing in this position! Xuan Junyao's finger was empty, and the palace maid still shook her head blankly, "Princess, do you mean that King Xuan saw you taking a bath?"

Xuan Junyao looked at her and suddenly realized that the ancients were conservative, and if people knew that she, the princess who had not yet come out of the cabinet, was looked down upon, how could she be mixed. "Well, I may have read it wrong!" Xuan Junyao retracted his fingers in a daze, but unwillingly stomped his feet in the clearing, as if kicking on the two bastards, "Count you kid running fast!" ”

"Princess, what did you say?" The palace maid asked.

"It's nothing, put things away, don't wash them, I'm going to sleep!" Xuan Junyao said angrily, her good mood was disturbed, and she had no energy to do anything now.

"Ah, it's just past the hour!" The palace maid was surprised, the princess slept for a day yesterday, and she was noisily taking a bath today, and she just went crazy and messed around, and now she is shouting and sleeping, is this really crazy?

"I'm rubbing, do I have to report to you too?" Xuan Junyao turned around and glared at her.

"Slaves don't dare!"

Lying on the bed, Xuan Junyao was uncomfortable, tossing and turning, but he sat up suddenly, "Why did he do something wrong, but I want to hide?" Ya, if you have revenge, you won't take revenge, it's not a gentleman! ”

Changing into the black clothes of the upper and lower people, carrying a kitchen knife, she jumped out of the wall around the backyard, and the speed of the 100-meter sprint was directly proportional to the anger in her heart.