Chapter Eighty-Nine: We Are a Natural Pair
When I woke up the next day, the golden sunlight had already covered half of the room, making Bailijiu feel warm.
It's been a long time since he's slept in, and the person next to his pillow doesn't even notice when he's up.
Baili Jiu got out of bed and opened the door, Noah was standing in the yard with Kikyo staring wide-eyed, she was still bare, a delicate and smooth little foot like white porcelain, no socks, stepping on the other foot.
"Miss, what should I do?" Kikyo asked.
Noah looked down at Kikyo's feet: "Why don't you take off your shoes and throw them away?" ”
Kikyo involuntarily shrank behind him: "What if mine is lost and hung on it?" ”
Noah looked up at the tree, and there was a feather shuttlecock hanging from the dry branch, and an embroidered shoe.
"There's really no choice but to climb trees." She sighed deeply, "If only I could fly." ”
Bailijiu actually wanted to see Noya climb the tree, but he couldn't hold back his laughter, this woman was too confused when she was stupid, it seemed that there was a thing called a bamboo pole in this world, and there was another one, called a man.
He jumped up, copied all the shuttlecocks and embroidered shoes hanging on the treetops in his hands, and landed lightly in front of Noya, threw the embroidered shoes to her, crying and laughing: "Why don't you hang yourself up?" ”
Noah pursed her lips and hurriedly put on her shoes: "I would like to, but unfortunately the branches can't help it." ”
Bailijiu looked her up and down maliciously: "It seems to be fat, but it's a pity that the meat didn't grow in the right place." ”
Kikyo blushed instantly, turned around and went to fetch water in a panic to wait for Bailijiu to wash. She was not surprised that her aunt suddenly appeared in the young lady's room, on the contrary, she was a little excited. Looking at the eyes of the ninth master and his young lady, it is like the warm sun hanging in the sky, and you can feel the hot temperature on the nine cold days.
Noya lost face in front of his subordinates, and turned around and left in embarrassment: "I won't leave your old man to eat, go slowly, don't send it." ”
Baili Jiu followed Noah with a smile and entered the house. The air was hot and cold, and I couldn't help but sneeze.
Lin Nuoya turned her head and glanced at him in disgust: "Running out without clothes, who will you show such coquettishness?" Do you think you're an incorruptible Vajra? ”
"You're not even wearing a sock, and you're clearly seducing people."
Noah threw his clothes over and snorted angrily, "Put on your clothes and leave." ”
Baili Jiu casually threw his clothes on the bed, stretched out his arms towards her, and said lazily: "It seems that dressing this waiter is something you should do." ”
Seeing his lazy scoundrel look, Noah's eyes flashed: "Are you sure you want me to help you?" ”
Baili Jiu snickered and nodded: "Once born, twice matured, three times and four times to be a daughter-in-law, you must have the first time." ”
The words changed again when they reached his mouth, and Noya smiled evilly and took the clothes on the side, unfolded them, and instructed Baili Jiu: "Come in yourself." ”
Bailijiu, who spread his arms like a scarecrow, didn't dare to ask too much, turned around helplessly, and consciously stretched his arms into his sleeves.
Lin Nuoya turned to him, and really obediently helped him sort out the placket layer by layer, fastened it one by one, clapped his hands and said proudly: "Okay." ”
Baili Jiu was immersed in the gentle township, looking down at her shy eyes like a water lotus, and her fingertips flying up and down flexibly, completely fascinated. Looking down at the placket of his shirt again, he almost jumped up.
"Are you dressing me? Or wrapping zongzi? ”
Zhang Guan Li Dai is just that, all of them can be endured if they are tied into a dead buckle, the key is that the belt is tied into this virtue, what the hell?
"In addition to making zongzi, I can also make steamed buns, you can choose any style yourself." Noya said casually, looking down at a pink plum blossom letterhead, which had just fallen out of Bailijiu's clothes: "What is this?" ”
Baili Jiu rearranged his clothes resignedly, and secretly swore that he would never believe that this woman would make any virtuous moves towards her husband and children in the future.
"I heard that the plum blossoms in the Three Princes' Mansion are about to bloom, and the whole garden is lively, please go to enjoy the flowers with Qin Darling and An Ruoxi in three days, will you go?"
Noah's heart couldn't help but "plop" and beat fiercely, and almost agreed without thinking about it: "Of course I go." ”
Baili Jiu's hand paused, and his eyes wandered on her face for a long time: "You seem to be impatient?" ”
Noya was afraid that Baili Jiu would be suspicious, and tried to control her emotions: "I heard that the third princess is good at brewing plum wine, and when the snow falls at the beginning of winter and the plum blossoms first bloom, dig it out from under the plum tree, pat open the mud seal, and the aroma can be drunk for half a street." I had already made an appointment with Noah in the Prince's Mansion last time, and I had been looking forward to it for several days. ”
Baili Jiuhu looked at her suspiciously: "I didn't know that the third sister-in-law actually had such a good skill, so I was going to follow you to get naked and ask for a glass of wine." ”
Noya choked, this Baili Jiu is so cunning, if they are together, like a piece of kraft candy, how can they find the opportunity to ask the third princess?
Therefore, he smiled and said: "This plum blossom appreciation is a matter of vassalage and elegance of a woman's family, isn't it boring for the ninth master to follow?" ”
Baili Jiuman didn't care: "You enjoy the scenery, the ninth master, I take care of the beauty by myself, we take what we need." The flowers on the human face reflect each other, and it should have a special interest. ”
"Hehe, the ninth master's heart is really big, it's not enough to pretend to be a cat and a dog in the drunken dream building, but also to covet other people's red apricots." Noah sneered coldly.
"The lady seems to be jealous?" Baili Jiu asked inquiringly: "As the saying goes, tolerance is great, and a lady must learn to be tolerant in order to be plump, which is better than eating countless supplements." ”
Noya rolled his eyes, feeling that he felt a little powerless about Niu playing the piano, and in anger, he didn't choose to speak: "I'm just worried that you will die of exhaustion and die young, it's not good to say, Noah is poor in words, and this eulogy is not easy to write." ”
Noya cursed himself like this, Baili Jiu was not annoyed, he felt that fighting with the sky, the joy was endless, and fighting with Noya was even more fun, and the hippie smiled and said: "The lady is worried, the ancients have clouds: I am born to be useful, and I will come back after a thousand essences are scattered, and your husband and I are not the embroidered pillow that I don't like." What's more, you don't have any ink on your chest, and the task of writing a eulogy is more tactful for An Ruoxi to write, otherwise I'm afraid I can't help but cheat the corpse and return the yang. ”
"Hehe," Noya sneered: "The eulogy is better to be prepared in advance, and you should read it carefully, otherwise you will be so hungry and unscrupulous, and you will harm the women of good families, and sooner or later you will provoke a powerful master, and someone will do the right thing for heaven, accept your wickedness, and save me from the sea of suffering." ”
Nuoya said this, Ling Bailijiu was very hurt, probably he wanted to be injured once, and injured twice, so he simply broke the jar and asked, "Save you from the sea of suffering?" It seems that the lady can't wait to remarry. ”
Noya nodded proudly and deliberately angered him: "Good idea, when the time comes, I will simply promise to repay the grace of saving my life." ”
Baili Jiu complained with a sad face, and teased very sadly: "Others promise to repay kindness, you are revenge!" According to your ability to anger people and not pay for your life, you just want to avenge me, so that your husband can smile at Jiuquan. ”
Noah stumbled and almost fell to the ground: "You are stingy and a hooligan, we are just each other." ”
"So, we are a natural pair, so don't go against the sky, and always think about harming others and increasing your sins, right?"
The two were arguing back and forth, and someone in the courtyard was chattering, and Kikyo came in and interrupted Noah's dirty words: "The old lady came to ask for a meeting." ”
Baili Jiu smiled, frowned and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
Kikyo shook his head: "I didn't say it, I just said that I was ordered to come here to spread the word." ”
The two of them were a little strange, and they didn't know why: "Let her in." ”
As soon as the door curtain was lifted, a lean woman with shiny hair walked in, did not squint, and saluted Nuo Yafu: "Mrs. Cui has seen Aunt Lin." ”
"Mother Cui doesn't have to be polite, just get up and talk." Visitors are polite, and Noah is naturally respectful.
The mother-in-law stood up, as if she had just discovered Baili Jiu, and hurriedly saluted again.
"Excuse me, let's talk about anything!" Baili Jiu threw away the hot handkerchief in his hand and said impatiently.
Cui Pozi said respectfully: "The old lady is not in good health these days, especially at night, and she coughs badly. I want Aunt Lin to go over, help regulate the diet, and stay with me at night to be a companion. ”
Noah suddenly had a bad premonition in her heart, the old lady had always been tired of herself, and she hated that she couldn't see it, why would she call herself out of sight to dangle under her nose? Could it be that yesterday, she annoyed her by being unruly in Fenglin Temple, and she was going to open the knife on herself? Your good days may be coming to an end.
When Nuoya listened to Mrs. Ji and their small talk, she mentioned the methods used by mothers-in-law in these deep mansions to teach disobedient daughters-in-law or concubines, which were obscure and appalling, not at all soft-hearted than the old bustard in Linlang Pavilion, and even more so. There are a lot of people who swallow their anger, but they can't bear it, and they can solve their lives with three feet of white silk, or a mouthful of water.
When Mrs. Ji said these words, her eyes always drifted to herself, which seemed to mean that she was saying: If an arrogant personality like you falls into the hands of those vicious mothers-in-law, I don't know how many times I have died.
Noya has always been secretly lucky in her heart, although the old lady looked at herself horizontally and vertically, often sneered a few words, and was too partial to Qin Darling and An Ruoxi, but she was not too embarrassed for herself, and she did not treat herself badly when she ate and drank, so that she could live a quiet and clean life.
It's over, what if she's fierce and wants to torture herself?
Lin Nuoya looked complaining, looking at Bailijiu pitifully, begging.
Bailijiu waved at his mother-in-law: "I know, I'll let her go a little later." ”
The mother-in-law still stood still: "The old lady said to let Aunt Lin go over now, she is waiting for a piece of breakfast." ”
Bailijiu lowered his head, a little helpless: "It just so happens that I have something to hurry out today, so I won't go with you." ”
Lin Nuoya turned her back to prevent her mother-in-law from seeing her expression, frowning at Baili Jiu, squeezing her eyebrows.
Baili Jiu leaned down and whispered in her ear: "Actually, my mother loves to worry and nagging a little, and she is still very good at talking." ”
"But I don't sleep honestly at night, grinding my teeth, burping, farting, snoring and sleepwalking, I'm afraid of being driven out by her with a broom." After speaking, he glared at Baili Jiu fiercely, looking like if you don't save you when you see death, I will break off my friendship with you forever.
The mother-in-law behind him hurriedly lowered her head and couldn't help laughing. Bailijiu stretched out his hand and rubbed her hair: "Remember to hide the broom before going to bed at night, otherwise you can't tell." ”
After saying that, he left a self-seeking look, and walked away under Noah's angry gaze.