The summer day dawned very early, and soon after the fifth watch rooster crowed, the sky was already cloudy.

Huang Ping, the doorman of the Huang family, secretly drank a few glasses of wine and gambled a few cards with people when he was on duty last night, until the sound of the mother-in-law's rustling broom who was cleaning the yard was close to his ears, and he opened his eyes from his dream in a daze.

"Hey, Huang Ping, were you drunk last night and pulled your and urine on the side of the gatehouse, why is it so stinky?" The aunt who cleaned the yard was stout and had a very loud voice, and the voice of this shout spread throughout most of the front yard.

Huang Ping's residual sleepiness disappeared in an instant, and he tumbled down from the bench, rushed out of the door and scolded: "Your mother, what are you talking about early in the morning?" You're just drunk and pooping and peeing by the door! ”

The aunt who swept the floor crossed her waist with both hands and slammed back: "The old lady is nonsense? Why do you stink so much if you don't poop and pee? That dog's nose on your face is an ornament, you can't smell it?! ”

Huang Ping just wanted to scold again, but a foul smell entered his nose, and a familiar smell from the dung pit was permeating near his gatehouse.

"What's going on? Why does it stink so much? ”

"You ask the old lady, who does the old lady ask? When the old lady swept over there, there was no such smell, you stayed here alone last night, the old lady didn't ask who you asked, you were good, opened your mouth and scolded......"

"Okay, beep less, this is not right, even if I poop and pee, it doesn't smell like this!"

At this moment, the steward, who heard the noise, hurried towards this direction. With a black face, he was about to open his mouth to scold: "What are you clamoring about early in the morning?" "I was so smoked by the stench that I almost vomited.

He quickly covered his nose and asked sharply, "Where did the stench come from?!" What the hell is going on? ”

It wasn't until a few people opened the door with hindsight that the source of the smell was found.

I saw that the steps in front of the gate of the Huang family were poured full of black, yellow, red, white, and the early morning Caixia had a fight of and urine, and the old couplets on both sides of the gate were not spared, and what was even more odious was that there were a few big words written crookedly on the gate with and yellow - "Hypocrisy, eat!" ”

"Who the hell is so lacking in morality?!" Huang Ping was so angry that he scolded outside the door, and the high-pitched tail note trembled in the air and spread around.

"Smack!"

Two half-dry, relatively large pieces of fell to his feet with the sound of the beam......

"Ahh

The mother-in-law and the steward who stood beside him flashed two feet away from him like arrows.

At this moment, the doormen guarding the side door and the back door also came in a panic: "Oh no, the promotion manager, the back door and side door of our house have been splashed with feces and urine!" ”

In the early morning of this day, Huang Deyi, the housekeeper of Huang, was so angry that he blew his beard and glared at the door because of the on the door, and directly dismissed the three men who were keeping vigil, and spent another hour cleaning and incense without completely removing the smell of.

Huang Yuanwai was even more angry when he learned about it, thinking that his Huang family has always been a well-known and kind family in Luoxia Town, but now he has fallen into a situation where he has been fooled by someone, which makes him go out to meet people in the future.

He clenched his teeth, his eyes were about to split, and he said in a voice that made Huang Deyi's neck chill standing in front of him: "Check it for me!" Check it out! If I find out who insults my Huang family so much, I will definitely repay him tenfold and hundredfold! ”

Huang Deyi's heart trembled, he bowed a little lower, and said thoughtfully: "Master, do you think it was the kid from the Jiang family who did it?" We had a lot of trouble with him, two days ago the kid and his senior brother came again, and the little one later learned that the two were sent by the young master to take them to the flower hall of the Wei Rui Courtyard, and they waited for two hours and were sent out of the door without seeing you and the little one. You say, will that kid hold a grudge because of this, and deliberately come out to take revenge on us? ”

Huang Yuanwai was stunned for a moment, twisted his brows and thought for a moment, and said ambiguously: "It may or may not be, but this matter would rather be killed by mistake than let go of any suspicious person—— if it weren't for this kid, he would have caught up with this time, and he would only be unlucky." You go to the Lilai Teahouse and ask Wang Lilai to dismiss him, and his senior brother, you go to the county government to find someone to see if you can frame him for any crime, and he will be fired. ”

Huang Deyi, who lowered his head, frowned slightly, and said in his heart, since there is no way to be sure that the other person is the culprit, why should he even implicate the senior brother of the other family? Is it really good to kill them all like this? But he said: "Master, I'm afraid it's not so easy, the county town is said to be involved in a very big case, someone above has paid attention to the case, Chen County Ling is afraid that the fire will burn him and wants to abandon the car to protect the handsome, that person is afraid that he got the news in advance, and he has disappeared these days." Now the big celebrity in the eyes of Chen County Ling is Zhao Shixiong, the head catcher, and I heard that Liu Dakang is the person he promoted......"

Huang Yuanwai's face was longer than a rolling pin when he heard this, and he waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, master, I know, let's let this matter go first, and I'm not in a hurry at this time, you hurry up to investigate, and you must catch this person who poured feces in front of our house as soon as possible!" ”

Huang Deyi went to the Lilai Teahouse and found that Jiang Han was no longer working in the store, and he devoted all his energy to the search, but he didn't find any clues until it was dark.

Although most of the rich houses in Dongzhen are only separated by an alley from a few households, their Huang family is the richest man in Luoxia Town, and they are closely following the Ma family of the former family.

As a last resort, he also personally went to the inspection department to stuff the silver and consulted the archers who patrolled the night yesterday, but he didn't get any useful information, as if all the and urine fell from the sky.

It is not good to do things, it is conceivable that he has endured the anger of Huang Yuanwai, and the stewards below him have become cannon fodder under his bombardment. Then, after some arrangement and reprimand, the Huang family strengthened their defense, and the number of guards guarding the three gates was upgraded from three to six, and everyone stared at the movement outside the door with wide eyes.

Under such strict precautions, nothing happened the next day, and everyone breathed a long sigh of relief.

However, this breath has not been relaxed for long, and several shops of the Huang family in Luoxia Town have come one after another.

Huang Deyi sighed in his heart, and sure enough, the words in the mouths of the shopkeepers were exactly the same as he guessed: "Master, it's not good, someone has splashed feces in front of our shop!" He also wrote with: 'Hypocrisy, eat!' ’”

"Who the hell is it?! Too much deception, too much deception!" Huang Yuanwai threw out the teacup in his hand without holding back, but the suspicion of Jiang Han in his heart was three points heavier.

This kind of child's farce-like method is definitely not done by those scheming opponents of the Huang family!

"Deyi, check that kid for me, I'm sure I can't get rid of him about this matter!"

It's just that Huang Deyi hasn't been found back yet, and the managers of several shops in the county town have also come with sad faces.

Before the stewards could say anything, Master Huang had already gritted his silver teeth and spoke first: "No, our shop was splashed with feces, and it ...... Written, right? ”

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