Chapter 154: Eccentricity

Ningxia has never been in a donkey cart, this time I sat on it, and it felt very fresh and fun at first, but after a long time, there was no novelty. The body of the donkey cart is made of wooden boards, with gangs on both sides and a carriage in the middle, which can be loaded.

Tang Jing also introduced to Ningxia quite knowledgeably, "In the past, when mechanization was not realized in the countryside, the farmer uncle went to work in the field and harvested the crops were such a car, pulled by a donkey, and pulled by oxen and mules, such wooden carts are rare in the countryside, and they have been replaced by tractors, so ah, you are seeing the cultural relics now, it won't take many years, this thing should also be put into the museum, and when you want to see it, it will cost money, let alone sit down?" ”

In the dark, Tang Jing couldn't see Ningxia's face at all, and he didn't know that her face had already turned into a bitter gourd-shaped, this hard carriage board made her butt hurt, and the car was still bumping.

"How far is it?" Ningxia's voice was full of tears, asking the grasshopper who was driving.

When the grasshopper heard Ningxia speak, he smiled and said, "It's not far away, it's coming soon!" ”

As soon as Ningxia heard this "very soon", his head became big. She only now knew that this "soon" was used in books to describe time swishing, but in the mouths of the men she knew, it became synonymous with procrastination. his "soon", she would be a fool if she believed this. These men like to deceive people.

Tang Jing heard that Ningxia's words were wrong, and shouted to the grasshopper to stop quickly.

Tang Jing got out of the car and went to the ditch on the side of the road, Ningxia thought that Tang Jing should solve the three emergencies.

The grasshopper was unhappy to chatter, "It's really a lazy donkey that pulls feces and pees." ”

Ningxia listened to this fresh, didn't understand what it meant, and was already drooping his eyelids, but now he was in good spirits.

The grasshopper smiled, and said "That's it, it's ......" for a long time, and didn't say anything, and it took a long time to turn around and say, "This sentence means scolding those lazy people, it's not very good, and it's very ugly to explain, the people in our village know what it means, you don't understand it, just listen to it." That's what it means, anyway. ”

Ningxia's nose was crooked, this guy spat for so long that he was almost dizzy, and he didn't say anything clear. However, she suddenly became strange about the grasshopper's accent, and the old fan she saw before also listened to the accent quite strangely, a bit like the native accent of Mandarin, which sounded a little nondescript, just like Chinese speaking broken English, and the ears were too uncomfortable to hear. In particular, his self-proclaimed name is "I" instead of "I" as ordinary countrymen like to say.

Ningxia shook his sore body and yawned before asking the grasshopper, "You're not a local, are you?"

Grasshopper was a little surprised and said, "Ah, how do you know?" ”

Ningxia said funny, "Hear it! ”

The grasshopper said "oh" before saying, "I was picked up by the old man, I still remember some things at home when I was a child, but when I grew older, it was blurred, and I forgot all the things at home, the old man was very good to me, don't look at him as if he was not serious, but it hurts me, and the two of us have lived together until now." ”

Tang Jing also came back at this time, as if he was holding a lot of things in his hands, shouting that Ningxia should stop sitting and get out of the car. When Ningxia got out of the car, he threw the things he was holding in his arms into the car.

Ningxia smelled a smell of grass and wildflowers, and Tang Jing said at this time, "Sit down, it's softer now." ”

Ningxia suddenly realized that Tang Jing knew that she was too panicked to sit on the car board, and helped her pull the grass as a mat. Sitting on these grasses, really taking care of things, not so panicked, more comfortable. Ningxia's heart was warm, and he felt the care of family affection again, and the previous complaints about Tang Jing were all gone. On the contrary, there is a feeling that I am stingy.

"Let's go." Tang Jing shouted at the grasshopper, he was tired of pulling weeds just now, and he swore that he had never done such tiring physical work in his life!

By the time they finally arrived at the grasshopper's house, Ningxia had already nested in the carriage like a poor kitten.

When the grasshopper was still hesitant to wake up Ningxia, Tang Jing saw a car parked by the broken fence wall of the grasshopper's house, he walked over and knocked on the window, and there was a man's exclamation like a ghost, and then the car door quickly opened, and a man got out of the car and yelled at Tang Jing, "You Tang fat man, dare to take Ningxia to the ditch?" As he spoke, he still wanted to grab Tang Jing's collar, looking angry and anxious. This person is Chi Ningfeng.

Tang Jing's fat bear-like body, but with the agility of a monkey, neatly dodged Chi Ningfeng's tiger claws, and instead grabbed Chi Ningfeng's arm with one hand, and said in a low voice, "Shh, that girl is asleep, if you wake her up, if she turns her face and hits someone, you deserve it." ”

As soon as Chi Ningfeng heard that Ningxia was asleep, he didn't take it seriously with Tang Jing, and strode to the donkey cart, where the grasshopper was holding the donkey and waiting, if he didn't wake up Ningxia, he couldn't unload the car, and if the donkey was a car for a night, he couldn't stand it.

Tang Jing walked over and whispered to Chi Ningfeng, "It's okay, you can carry her down, this girl sleeps like a pig, she sleeps soundly like a pig." ”

Chi Ningfeng was so angry that he almost scolded Tang Jing for being a pig, where did Ningxia suffer like this, he must have been tired.

Gently hugged Ningxia from the donkey cart, when such a delicate body snuggled into Chi Ningfeng's arms, an electric current instantly penetrated his whole body, giving him an extremely beautiful feeling, a throbbing heartbeat, and an indescribable feeling.

Tang Jing also knew that the grasshopper's house couldn't live in them, except for being dirty and messy, it was estimated that fleas were crawling everywhere, and it was better to be comfortable outside.

He and Chi Ningfeng have nothing to say, and they can't be wronged by Ningxia.

"I have mats and blankets in the trunk, and a small tent, you take them out and find a place to spread them." Chi Ningfeng was prepared before he came, and the first thing that came to mind was that Ningxia would definitely not be able to live in the grasshopper's house, her thin skin and tender meat, and the mosquitoes and fleas that fed the grasshopper for a night at the grasshopper's house, it would not be miserable.

"Your sister! How is it just a set? Why don't you take a few more sets? Tang Jing rummaged through Chi Ningfeng's trunk and found that everything was single, and cursed Chi Ningfeng with a low body.

If it weren't for the fear that Ningxia would wake up, Chi Ningfeng would have kicked Tang Jing's big fat ass a long time ago, what kind of hellish place did he take Ningxia to death, let Ningxia suffer and suffer, and still have the face to pick his reason?

Waiting for Tang Jing to find a spacious and flat land, lay out the mat, and set up the tent, Chi Ningfeng put Ningxia on the mat, it is now the end of summer, and it is still very hot during the day, but there is already a bit of autumn cool feeling at night, especially at night in the countryside, the night breeze is still quite cool, Chi Ningfeng covered Ningxia with a blanket, and then pulled the zipper of the tent, and then pushed Tang Jing and went to the side to settle accounts with him.

"You dead fat man, what are you doing with Ningxia to the countryside?" Chi Ningfeng's tone is quite evil, don't look at his usual gentle personality, and he is not a master to mess with when he has a temper.

Tang Jing's nose was crooked, and he snorted before saying, "Your sister!" You still have to thank me, if it weren't for me, wouldn't you wait for the Year of the Monkey to see Ningxia? ”

One sentence made Chi Ningfeng's anger disappear immediately, but his emotions at this time were quite difficult to handle, and he was still angry with Tang Jing just now, if the fire was suddenly extinguished at this time, he would look grateful to him, and he would not have a knot. So he smirked twice, hummed twice, and ended the stubble just now.

At this time, the grasshopper had already unloaded the donkey cart, tied the donkey to the shed, and sifted the hay while scolding Tang Jing for tossing him to play, and went to pick up Tang Jing and Ningxia back and forth for several hours, and he didn't even eat dinner.

In fact, not only was he hungry, but Tang Jing and Chi Ningfeng were also hungry. Chi Ningfeng was too anxious when he came, and he didn't bring much to eat, he just wanted not to make Ningxia hungry, but he forgot about himself. Tang Jing found the food in the bag from the trunk of his car, and when he wanted to eat it, he took it back, saying that it was to be left for Ningxia to eat, she was a girl who couldn't help but be hungry, and the old man couldn't eat a meal, and he could starve to death, go hungry!

Tang Jing cursed Chi Ningfeng and his sister in a low voice, his eyes rolled, and he thought of an idea, even if he starved to death elsewhere, he didn't look at what kind of place this was, if he could be hungry, it would prove that his head was in water, not only in the water but also in the mercury!

patted Chi Ningfeng's arm, Tang Jing said to him, "On the way here, Ningxia told me that I wanted to eat roast whole sheep, and said that a bonfire should be lit at night, and then a sheep should be roasted, and then a mountain song should be sung, how atmospheric and romantic." ”