Act I:

Lu Haoyan (knocking on the table): Director, I'm not acting.

Meow-chan: You dare!

Lu Haoyan (indifferent face): Why don't I dare?

Meow-chan: Uncle, you're doing well, the audience is waiting to see it.

Lu Haoyan (throwing away the script): If you don't act, you won't act, you let Bai Yiang's bastard boy kiss my daughter-in-law, strike.

Meow sauce: Big brother, uncle, big guy, people are borrowing a position, is it okay to borrow a position?

Lu Haoyan (angry): What's the matter, you still want him to kiss him?

Meow-chan: I'm wrong, I'm wrong, can't I, please, it's just a little drama, right? Yes?

Lu Haoyan (taking off his costume): I went home for the holidays.

Meow-chan: How old are you, what kind of festival are you experiencing?

Lu Haoyan (angry): What's the matter, you look down on the elderly, right?

Meow-chan: You are the biggest, you are the boss, you have the final say, you are always 18, always young.

Lu Haoyan (satisfied): Okay, don't bother me, I'm going to celebrate the holidays.

Meow-chan (grievance): You go well......

Act II

Lettuce: Daddy, Daddy, I learned a dance.

Lu Haoyan (Lehe): What kind of dance?

Lettuce: Seaweed dance.

Lu Haoyan: What is it?

Lin Duxiu: It's the dance that has been popular on Douyin for a while recently.

Lettuce: I performed at the Kindergarten Children's Day show today.

Lu Haoyan: Is it so powerful? Let's jump and show Daddy.

Lettuce: Huh? What about beans?

Lu Haoyan: What are you looking for?

Lettuce: Dance.

Beans (grievances): Meow~

Lettuce (happy): Ah, beans, you're here.

Lu Haoyan (surprised): How did this bean horn get bald?

Lin Duxiao: I was touched.

Lu Haoyan (distressed): Who touched it?

Lin Duxiu: I was touched by lettuce's classmates.

[Seaweed background music sounds]

The lettuce children pulled the beans and danced the seaweed dance.

Lettuce: Dad, my classmates all say that the beans are beautiful and that they are very comfortable to the touch.

Lu Haoyan: Can you feel uncomfortable, it's all bald.

Beans (miserable): Meow~