Chapter 584: Drunken Mania at the Celebration Party

The Ship of the Virgin, the monument of the race of the Protos race, represents the proud soul of this ancient race and their long-standing mystical worship, these vast fortresses known as the mobile sanctuary of space are all burdened with countless glory and praise, and the heroic warriors of the Protos people have regarded it as a great honor to board the Virgin and fight for glory, and for thousands of years, the Virgin has been their most sacred place, and it is still the case. Except for the Apostle of Hiling, who is regarded as a mentor of civilization by them because of their extremely high technology and understanding of the origin of the universe, and the brother race of Kpuru who have experienced the galactic catastrophe together and created a new home together, the Protos still do not allow any strange race to board their Madonna, and even the soldiers of the Gotak Free Kingdom, who are currently temporary allies of the Federation, can only stay in the connection area between the Madonnay and the flagship of the NV King.

…… Sounds like cowhide baking, right?

But the True God Side Heroic Spirit, this violent gang that has ever been the largest, most mixed, hardest backstage, and worst organized and disciplined, has now become the most helpless group of all Protos.

We all know that the Protos have a lot of ancient and mysterious beliefs, but this extremely technologically advanced race is also walking the path of religious beliefs, if I can, I even want to spit it out as the cosmic cultivation route, therefore, the exploration and worship of the origin of the world, the laws of the universe and the like are naturally one of the things that the Protos people pay attention to, they try to make themselves one with the truth of the universe through the tempering of the gods, and get in touch with the secrets of the origin of all things, and it seems to have achieved good results, Being able to rely on jīng's divine power to master the primary ghost energy is a good example.

And at present, there is an obvious proposition: the Heroic Spirit on the Ding Dong side, also known as the guardian of the World Realm, in other words, is the security of the Origin Power of the World Realm.

Do you know how entangled the Protos on the El-Light are now, representing the power of the origin of the world, and the heroic spirits who serve the true truth of the universe do not have a clear place in the religious system of Protos, but they occupy a very important weight from the latter's feelings, just like Christians who believe in God will have no way to face a group of angels who rush to their houses to eat and drink, and the titles of people are there, once the fetish of the racial relics and the reverence for the origin mystery of the world world collide, It's really not that easy to toss clearly.

And......

"Come on one Sasaki, and another one, you can't lose to the NV people in terms of alcohol, the boss has bet on you for more than a hundred."

"Ha Lu Ha Ben King is the strongest, whether it is combat power or alcohol power"

And when did I get along with these guys?

Hey, hey, hey, it's on a space battleship, right? You're still on a mission, right? You guys all know that you're on the march, right? This kind of lavish banquet that must be held before the villain's demise is the beginning of which hún egg

"Well, Jun, let them do whatever they want," my sister sat on the floor like everyone else, leaning on my arm and making a fuss, "These Heroes are used to this in Avalon, and you need to adjust your mood and not get too nervous about the rebels...... Pandora, Viska, xiǎo children are not allowed to drink"

Since my sister has said so, so be it, but as the saying goes, scolding people doesn't expose their shortcomings and hitting people doesn't hit their faces, sister, don't stab these two xiǎo loli who haven't grown for hundreds of thousands of years, I dare to say, anyone here who can pant is better than your alcohol consumption......

This pile of people are all familiar with each other, except for my sister, Sister Pandora, and me, it is Artoria, Sasaki, Cú Chulainn, a gang of familiar faces that they jokingly call the "Heroic Soul Laborers", well, there are also a few people who don't know, it should be other heroic spirits that Cu Chulainn is familiar with, usually these heroic spirits are already used to in Avalon, and after completing the task or fighting, they immediately call friends to eat Hese, and now look at them lively, I also learned about the daily life of this group of guys known as the Dingdong Guards, and it feels similar to Liangshan......

Sasaki is fighting wine with Jin Pika, the former is a raw xìng happy wine, and the latter is also a surprising mass, but I didn't expect it, and Red A is bragging with Cúchulainn, these two are good at fishing and cooking omnipotence, and they have won the reputation of a golden partner in the Avalon Aquatic Club. Now she is hiding in a corner in a daze, with her baby pimple-like PxP next to her, and Medea, who is not very interested because her husband is not around, is sitting with her, and a thin black sè line hangs from her ear - I just realized that they are listening to a song together? So the PxP is connected to headphones, right? This eerie scene of harmony must be photographed

In the presence of the Pandora sisters, in order to avoid a tragedy, Hercules sat in the farthest seat directly opposite me, chatting with a few heroic spirits I did not know but I heard were also from the mythological era, all of whom were similar to him, and the other thing they had in common was that they were all very smart and bowed, and the resentful gaze of the Pandora sisters here was too stressful.

Well, after talking about it, it seems that someone was missing......

Well, although I don't want to ruin people's image, a constantly shaking dumb máo sticking out from behind the big stack of plates and cups next to me is my king.

Sandora is not here, and if she is also there, Artoria will not have a chance to be overwhelmed by the plate if you say anything

As for Qianqian, a guy who never lacks a sense of existence, she hasn't been here, she hasn't come back since she announced ten minutes ago that she was going to eat at someone else's, and now I don't know which unlucky heroic spirit Lu Dao is harming, I hope she really just went to eat......

"Speaking of which, a few of the people who hung the lottery today, and now they have nothing to do?"

I said casually, but my eyes involuntarily put on the golden pickup, to say hanging color, the worst thing today is her, one person killed almost equal to almost a third of the enemies killed by all other heroic spirits, and after the most stubborn sword, he resisted the joint shelling of the hundred mén galaxy, when her whole armor was shattered and covered in blood, it was like a watering can, although I was personally treated later, but only a few xiǎo hours have passed, and they are all alive and well to the point where they can fight with Sasaki, Such a murderous recovery ability is too exaggerated, isn't it?

"It's just a little injury, what is it to this king" Jin Pika waved his hand magnificently, and the golden armor covered in gold was as if it had just been polished and waxed, this fool was really full of momentum all the time, and I don't know who the guy who couldn't stand up straight on my arm at that time was.

Thinking so in my heart, I suddenly felt something arching in front of Xiōng, and when I looked down, Ding Dong just came out of the collar, and Xiǎo's head looked around smartly, and I immediately figured out what was going on with the murderous recovery ability of these heroic spirits.

…… Their biggest backstage is here.

Sure enough, the xiǎo thing came out to proudly announce this matter: "There is a jingle here, as long as the heroic spirit is not sent back to the tree of the world, it can be completely restored within three xiǎo hours."

The secret trick of jingle bell? True? Group Healing

I was stabbed with all sorts of envy and jealousy by the aura of the murderous gods, but the latter just walked up and down my arm curiously, looking at the lively scene around me, and then—as had always happened before, the soles of my feet slipped, and I fell down with a scream.

But this time it happened like she had never happened before: she fell straight into the jar.

And it fluttered a little, and the xiǎo thing was directly smoked by the rich wine smell to the chōu tendons, and it sank to the bottom directly.

"Jingle Bell"

"My Lord"

"God-sama"

“Oh，mygod”

"Big Dragonfly...... Boom"

In my busy schedule, I still chōu took a blank look at Cu Chulalin, who had never been chopped and never remembered xìng, and then quickly reached out to fish out the xiǎo that had sunk to the bottom, the wine jar was bubbling, each bubble represented how much height wine was poured down by Ding Dong, and the sweat of the feet of the Ying Ling next to him came out, anyway, it is also the source of his current life, every move of this xiǎo thing will make the heroic spirits tremble with the liver, this is no exaggeration- Except, of course, the chopped Cú Chulainn and the king of our, who was still munching on his desk under a pile of plates.

Fortunately, it didn't take much effort, and I fished out the wine-scented jingle bell, and the soaked xiǎo didn't curl up into a comma in the palm of my hand, and the wings trembled as much as it was the strong fragrance of fifty years, and after mímí rubbed my thumb mushily, a sentence came out of the xiǎo thing: "Poof, nv god sister, jingle is really full......"

It's over, completely drunk.

"Ah Jun, I think...... Things aren't quite right. ”

My sister poked my arm, and said with a little mête in her eyes, and I noticed that her expression was wrong at this time, and I was shocked: "Sister, you won't drink the bar?" ”

"No, my sister knows that she can't drink enough," my sister lay on my shoulder with a flushed face, and her words were already low, "The smell here is so strong......

Just smelling the smell of alcohol is going to make a mistake?

"But boss, the situation around me really doesn't seem right," Sasaki had already stood up at this time, looked around and said in a serious tone, "The ground, it seems to be shaking......"

"Ah Jun Ah Jun Ah Jun" The shallow voice suddenly came from a distance, shouting all the way, "These are the gods and horses"

As soon as I looked at the direction where I was running shallowly, I was suddenly frightened by the scene behind her, and then looked at the drunken NV god who was full of the fragrance of fifty years in her hands, and had completely curled up into a full stop, and finally shouted out a sentence that would let the heroic spirits remember this day forever in the future: "Everyone hurry up and run, Ding Dong is drunk and crazy"

So, thousands of armies galloped, and the earth shook.

Regardless of whether you are a prince or general, whether you are a god or Buddha of the Nine Heavens, the heroic spirit of a lifetime can only face a drunken and crazy NV god, and when the overwhelming life energy swept the entire Virgin ship, even Jin Pika could only shout "Mom" and then follow us all the way.

"Chen, what's going on? Such a very rude "Saber's voice suddenly came from behind him, and the whole person was completely surrounded by the plate mountain made by himself, the young nv named Artoria was the only one of the few guys on the scene who couldn't figure out the situation, holding half a jītuǐ in his mouth and holding a salad plate in one hand, my king was dragged by me to show a semi-floating state, and it was really difficult for her, so the situation was critical and she didn't forget her food, and she could always maintain an elegant posture by gnawing jītuǐ in mid-air, And it doesn't affect normal speech at all - how murderous is this multi-line cào ability?

"You have to have the strength to look back and look behind...... Ah, there are also in the front."

With my exclamation, the heroic spirits who had no escape also cried out one after another.

"We are surrounded"

"Where are the reinforcements? They cut off the main road."

"Oh, I'm Changshan Zhao Zilong here, who dares to ...... Who's going to take me down."

"Raid to the West in the Name of the Sun King"

"The enemy is in the power furnace...... Wow"

"Sparta"

"Lord, what's going on?" An unknown heroic spirit beside him was holding a giant sword in his hand, but he didn't know how to do it at all, and Cú Chulainn, who was next to him, complained unceremoniously: "Save it, paladin, this is what our family does."

As soon as he finished speaking, the hapless spearman caught a brute vine that suddenly came by surprise, and before he could even raise his spear, Cú Chulainn was tied into a rice dumpling by the vines that had already covered the sky.

It's still good, there are two cannibals over there who can swallow huā, although they can't die, but I guess they won't be able to smell it when they come out for a while.

"Damn...... Just a plant dares to offend this king" Jin Shanshan, who was also bī here, had a three-point drunken face, and at this time he was even more dizzy because of anger, taking advantage of her size, Ji'er Mei dodged the nearest few brute vines in three or two, and then jumped into the air, and suddenly, there were plastic ducks and teddy bears everywhere - she still had stock? "Go, the king's wealth...... Yes? What is invalid for the ......"

The overwhelming toys just flashed and disappeared without a trace, and the golden pickup that had not yet reacted was tightly tied up in the next second, dangling above everyone's heads with their hands tied.

It's a pity, this girl is too flat, no matter how much she is bound, she doesn't feel it...... What am I thinking?

"The Heroic Spirit still wants to do something to his master?" I saw that the Heroic Spirits around me were almost completely wiped out, and I shoved the jingle bell into my pocket, "You wait, I can attack these vines...... Pandora, you put away the guns for me, this is our own ship."

"Ah Jun use this" Qianqian suddenly took out an artifact from his personal space, and fell to the ground again, "This won't hurt the spaceship"

…… This girl has a gasoline saw with her, my family is shallow, has she been using her abilities a lot lately, and she is about to become some kind of terrible creature?

"Wow, brother, this is fun" Viska bent down and picked up the gasoline saw that was too large compared to her size, and turned into a chainsaw Lori with a sound, and rushed up with a scream, and when I reacted, Pandora, shallow, and even my sister, who was not very sober, had already turned into a chainsaw maniac and began to cut through thorns in the wild vine + cannibal huā forest spawned by Jingle Bell, and the whole scene was like a Texas chainsaw murderer.

All in all, about thirty minutes later......

"Now, Ah Jun Ah Jun, how long are we going to hang here?"

"Wait for the jingle to wake up......"

"Hee-hee, Ah Jun, don't move it, it's so itchy~~~"

"No way, we're tied together...... Uh, shallow, can you be awkward? This one...... I'm on fire. ”

The young nv who was tied to himself in his arms kept writhing because he couldn't be idle, and he was burning on a certain fire, fortunately, the sudden voice behind him made us cool down all of a sudden: "Ahem, Ah Jun, my sister is watching you from behind." ”

It seems that at least one of them has sobered up.

Looking around, it was bleak, the emperors of the ages, heroes and heroes, all kinds of bondage and bondage hanging, although there are washboards like Niang Shining, which can't be tied up, but there are also all kinds of pleasing powerhouses like Sister R - I try not to look at Uncle B twenty meters away.

In this way, it seems that a few of us who are just tied into rice dumplings are not bad.

I really have a lot of time...... There was no way, the heroic spirits all let the divine power on the barbarian vine toss and faint, and even Jīng's Niang Shanshan, who was full of spirit and scolded for a long time, only lasted ten minutes longer than the others, and now there is really nothing to do except for Hu Siluàn thinking.

"Brother, stupid sister grabbed my hair"

"I want to rip the vine off."

As soon as this head calmed down, the xiǎo sisters on the other side, who were also tied together, made a fuss again, don't look at being tied up by these barbarian vines with gods and amazing tenacity, 100,000 horsepower is 100,000 horsepower, Pandora and Viska still have the leisure to fight - forget it, I'll watch it as a lily, the two identical delicate Lori are tightly bound and entangled, you see, a little brain supplement, or tǐng to relieve boredom.

Where to start, from the fact that Jingle Bell fell into the wine jar and got drunk, or from the fact that a group of heroic spirits who held a celebration party were hung on the barbarian vines that spread over a third of the Holy Mother Ship, or from the fact that five chainsaws cast by interstellar alloys fell apart on the green vines of xiǎoxiǎo, I always feel that today is really an inexplicable tragedy, a stack of imperial high-ranking and the entire Heroic Soul Legion was actually put down by a drunken and crazy (9) nv god.

These vines, the intensity is simply against the sky, and the light intensity is nothing, they are all god-made creatures, and the conventional means are not at all nòng - of course, if we have a few amplification moves, we can still burn these plants, but that kind of jingle will definitely hurt, after thinking about it, it is idle anyway, let's hang it here for a while, and it is a rare life experience.

The celebration of the bitter victory ended in a painful way in a group hanging event that lasted for five xiǎo hours, and the only thing to be thankful for was that Ding Dong did not sleep according to the routine of the gods for three or five hundred years, and when the xiǎo thing came out of my pocket in a mushy manner, I was about to cry - the shallow girl tossing back and forth was really infuriating, but she herself didn't understand it at all

"Hey? Everyone had a great time."

This is the first sentence that Ding Dong said when he came to his senses, I almost stuffed this xiǎo thing into a bottle on the spot to make an nv god can, this stupid shortage, you really don't have any responsibility in the past, right?

"Huh? Is it related to Jingle Bell? In the face of the resentment that my sister and I had united, Xiǎo just knocked his head stupidly, while his eyes wandered as he looked at the heroic spirits in the square who were moving their muscles or were full of cannibal mucus yù crying without tears, "Ahahahaha, Ding Dong was drunk at the time, and I didn't know what to do at all."

Is this considered paste?

"Please rest assured, what happened today will be kept top secret," Zeratul came out of nowhere, this Protos hero is really not good at comforting people, and a sentence made the surrounding heroes cry, "The fleet has been out of chronospace, and now it is still 70 million kilometers away from the planet Jetas, and we have received contact from the First Exploration Force, and they have discovered the traces of Archbishop Lilina......"