Chapter 4: Lobbying for Disfigurement Success.
"Whew, fortunately, this wall-climbing skill didn't fall off back then, but this damn ground is really hard, it hurts me to death!" Xuan Junyao, who didn't notice that there was anyone behind him at all, still spoke to himself.
"It should hurt, it should be the grass in the queen's backyard, right? Your Highness the Princess! The casual words behind Long Xiao made Xuan Junyao, who was directly frightened, almost run away and hit the wall.
"Hmm~ It's a good day today, and it's good to watch the sky at night, hey, isn't this Lord Xuan? Coincidentally, did you come here to enjoy the flowers? Then the princess won't bother you, see you later! "Since you dare to call yourself the king, will Miss Ben still give you polite language? Hum.
As soon as Xuan Junyao's words fell, the two Xiao Si outside the wall couldn't help but laugh, and Xia Shiming, who came later, was also in a state of mouth twitching, he didn't expect that the weeds in this courtyard would come from flowers to appreciate?
"Want to run?" Looking at Xuan Junyao, who was walking away, Long Xiao's hand slowly began to raise a water ball, and a deep black dot faintly flashed in the water balloon.
"Xiao, what are you doing here? If you do it here, then our years of forbearance will be completely in vain, she is just a straw bale princess, why do you break the boundary for this and use this water to erode bones! Is it worth it? Xia Shiming, who was standing in front of Long Xiao, painstakingly comforted.
"I really don't know what you're afraid of, I'm not worth it for you!" Although Long Xiao knew that what Xia Shiming said made sense, his handsome face was still full of reluctance, and the original amber pupils suddenly turned dark purple, but unfortunately it was fleeting, and the water balloon in his hand slowly disappeared from the palm of his hand.
"Remember, all the lives of our dragon clan are in the hands of you, the Dragon King of the West Sea, you are my friend and the king of Weichen, the only thing I hope is that we can return to the Dragon Palace safely, everyone is reunited, the world has said, only women and villains are difficult to raise, we can't afford to provoke, can't we still hide!"
Looking at his friend's painful expression that he endured more than himself, Long Xiao knew that his belligerence would not bring anything to his people, but would be a catastrophe...... With the anger that could not be vented, Long Xiao's spiritual power moved, his whole body was covered by water, and he disappeared into the backyard, Xia Shiming could only follow helplessly and accompany him to vent.
Xuan Junyao, who didn't expect to be discovered, looked back while running, and after seeing Long Xiao and the two pulling, an idea suddenly sprouted in his heart, "Good friend, good friend!" "Bah, bah, after getting rid of this evil distraction, Xuan Junyao is lost......
"Then who, what are you doing outside the kitchen when you have nothing to do, do you want to let the wind out? Why don't you get in here and help! She wanted to find the back door to sneak away, but she actually walked to the kitchen of the palace by mistake, and was treated by the huge kitchen manager, Zhang's mother as a miscellaneous person, and Xuan Junyao, who was not easy to explain, could only work as a small man who made a fire.
"Ouch, this is the life of the old lady~ I asked you to burn the fire, not to burn the house! Which idiot received the second goods from this! If you don't take me out yet, my mother will clean you up! ”
Unexpectedly, if he was not careful, Xuan Junyao almost burned the kitchen because of a mistake, but fortunately, Zhang's mother was experienced and prevented the expansion of this incident, and later Xuan Junyao used modern cooking technology to make sweet and sour pork ribs and mapo tofu, which completely won the forgiveness of Zhang's mother and everyone.
"Hey, hey, I said Xuan boy, where did you learn this dish? It's really better than what everyone makes, teach us all! "After the kitchen guy tasted Xuan Junyao's craftsmanship, he spread it to ten, ten, and hundred, and attracted all the family members in the palace.
"Ahem, everyone, carving insect skills, why worry about it, it's no problem if you want to learn, but I have a request, that is, I hope you can listen to my opinion on Prince Xuan and our Steward Xia, you can agree!"
"This, it's not very good, the next person discusses the master, that's a big crime of disrespect, and it will be punished!" One of the minions, who was more aware of current affairs, spoke to the point.
"But Brother Xuan also said that it is an opinion, maybe it is good? And you don't want to learn how to make those dishes? In the future, I will be able to satisfy my cravings, Mom Zhang, are you right? "A well-behaved maid is very clever to take advantage of Mother Zhang's identity as the biggest steward here, as long as she speaks, there is nothing to discuss.
"This ...... The master is the sky, and the slave is the earth! It's always untouchable, let's just talk about opinions, doesn't Steward Xia often say it? There are problems to discuss and make the palace more prosperous, so ~ Xuan boy, you can say it, but you must ensure that you can't say bad things about the prince and the housekeeper, otherwise the emperor Lao Tzu is here, and the old body will not let you go! "Mother Zhang, who loves to eat, can't resist the temptation of eating and is defeated!
"Don't worry, it's definitely not a bad word, wait for me to sort out the words!" I didn't expect this Long Xiao and Xia Shiming to be so admired in the eyes of the people, which made Xuan Junyao hurriedly change her countermeasures and use another method to achieve her wishes.
"Ahem, that's the case, everyone, the handsome appearance of our prince and housekeeper is rare in the world, right? Isn't it that even when you see it, sometimes you will be a little envious...... Well, it's heart-pounding, women will feel that they are proud to have such a husband, but on the contrary, they are worried that after they get married, they will be snatched away by other women, and then the whole person will change from a kind little innocent to a vicious old widow!
And after the man sees it, he will be a little envious, but if he is seen by that kind of person with evil thoughts, it is estimated that there will be many evil and vicious thoughts, and when the time comes, these two masters of ours who don't understand martial arts, won't they be in danger? Everyone said no! ”
"Oh, don't say it, it's really terrifying, then we have to protect our two masters, otherwise such a good master, where are we minions going to find it?"
"Yes, yes, sometimes I secretly want to marry a housekeeper, but when I think of the back, it's really the same as what Xuan Xiaozi said, I will become a different kind of person!"
"Hey, actually, so do I, sometimes I really wish that the prince's beautiful face could grow on my face, little brother, what you said is so right! If all the men looked like you, then the world would be peaceful."
Looking at everyone responding to their words word by word, Xuan Junyao felt that this plan would be successful, as for the last sentence of a certain minion, she decided to directly block it in large quantities.
"Okay, okay, shut up. That Xuan boy, look at what you said is so mysterious, is there a solution? In the end, it was Zhang's mother who spoke.
"Yes, yes, but I'm worried that everyone won't be able to do it, that is, to disfigure the two masters! But I hope everyone can understand that this is to save the lives of our two masters, this matter must be carried out, remember, life is bigger than face, do you say yes! ”
When Xuan Junyao said this in a high-pitched voice, all the family members stared at him with a kind of two-hundred-and-five-year-old eyes.
Seeing that everyone was not brainwashed successfully, Xuan Junyao went berserk, and simply used all the fools he learned when he went to work on these people, after an afternoon of lobbying, Xuan Junyao's goal was completely achieved, and it was agreed that every day, everyone would come to report the situation of the day.
In this way, because Long Xiao and Xia Shiming suddenly left the palace for a few days and did not return, Xuan Junyao, who had caused the plan to be delayed, finally got a good news today, Long Xiao and they returned home! Wahahahaha......
Xuanwangfu ......
"Xiao, I don't know if I'm suspicious, don't you feel it, since we returned to the mansion, the eyes of the people make people look cautious and panicked, and there is always a feeling of wanting to hide in my heart!" Xia Shiming, who was sitting in the study, recalled the excitement in the eyes of the family members after entering the mansion, and his heart became more and more stumbling.
"Hey, you, the prime minister of the Protoss, actually told me that you were afraid of humans? This is why I am embarrassed, don't have nothing to do, let's think about how to do the dragon king sacrifice in a few days! Long Xiao held his forehead and said helplessly on the board.
"Well, I guess I was scared by the three princesses, after my investigation, I found that this time the region is a little different from the last time, because this time, the emperor approved the national teacher to change the location of the sacrifice to the main river in the north of the city, the Xuanhe River!" Speaking of this, Xia Shiming also had a gloomy face, it was good that the river god was difficult to deal with, and what made him even more frightened was that according to his own investigation, there seemed to be something hidden there, but he was not going to inform Long Xiao for the time being, and he was going to make sure again.