Chapter 42: Chicken Stewed with Mushrooms
The housekeeper's words seemed to be reasonable, but when he touched it, Noya felt that something was wrong, it was true that she was an aunt, and she was sure that she was going to marry a lady who was serious, and when people entered the door, it would be strange not to wear small shoes for her! Speaking of which, it's not a good errand.
She returned to Yinian Hall with a pile of account books, her nose and eyes wrinkled together.
Bailijiu didn't know when he came over, he was eating porridge at the table, and couldn't help but quip: "It's early in the morning, why is there a twist on your face?" ”
Noya threw the account book on the table, lay down on the bed, and sighed: "My good days are over, my mother shirked and said that I was dizzy and dizzy, let me take care of things, won't I be annoyed to death in the future?" ”
Bailijiu was so excited when she heard her mother's cry that she automatically ignored her later complaints.
"You're surprisingly lazy, and you're so troublesome, you should find something to do."
Lin Nuoya jumped up from the bed: "What do you mean I'm too lazy?" Where am I lazy? ”
Bailijiu glanced at her, and counted with a resentful face: "I'm too lazy to dress up, too lazy to study, too lazy to beg, too lazy to serve my lord, and you don't even bother to do the most basic bed warmer." Yesterday I only had time to go out and say a few words, and you slept like a pig in your room, and you couldn't wake up even if I packed you up and threw you out, and said that you were not lazy. ”
She suddenly couldn't talk back, so she stopped talking and said, "I've been too tired for the past two days!" ”
Bailijiu turned his head and looked at her quite interestingly: "Have you always thought that my mother was a wicked mother-in-law in your heart?" ”
"Uh, doesn't count, does it?" Lin Nuoya said very reluctantly, duplicitous, she was not stupid enough to count the bad words of his mother in front of him, which were expressly forbidden in the treasure book.
"To tell you the truth, when you first entered the door, because of your background, my mother saw that you were not pleasing to the eye, and she wanted to be kicked out. Although my general's mansion doesn't have so many rotten and stinky rules, you are unruly and arrogant, and your stinky temper is like a stone in a pit, which is indeed a bit of a headache.
Fortunately, my mother is not an old fool, there are some things who are right and wrong, although she doesn't say it, but she can see it clearly in her heart, so she has never really felt sorry for you. But she also has a hard temper, and she has to be stronger, and she won't give in when she is on the bar with you. Later, you took the initiative to bow your head, flattered her a few times, and your vanity was satisfied, so you were pleasing to the eye. ”
Lin Nuoya thought about it repeatedly, it seemed that except for when she first entered the door, the old lady punished herself once, and then she really didn't move the real thing, most of them were bluffing, the nose was not the nose, and the face was not a face and sneered.
She looked at the pile of account books and sighed: "So this is how my mother likes me, don't do it." ”
Baili Jiu finished eating the porridge in his hand in two or three bites, and stepped forward to pull her up: "This issue is not important at the moment, it can be discussed in the future, and there are still 100,000 urgent things that need to be solved immediately." You change your clothes and come with me right away. ”
Noah was depressed, lazy all over, and didn't want to move: "Can I not go?" ”
"Take you to drink flower wine, do you want to go?" Baili Jiu is mysterious and authentic.
Noya stiffened, jumped off the bed, her brain suddenly dizzy, the Venus in front of her was wild, and she quickly stood firm on the bedpost: "Of course you go, why don't you go?" You're in for a treat! ”
Bailijiu glanced at her: "Look at your appearance, you are also the proprietress of the natural residence, so you can't be generous once?" ”
"What do you call a hostess? Natural home is mine, I'm the boss! ”
Baili Jiu smiled and nodded: "I didn't rob you, but you will be the boss sooner or later!" ”
She thought about it, so she was no longer really poor, listened to Baili Jiu's words, changed into a dark blue men's clothes, and the two of them repeated their old tricks, sneaked out of the house from the corner gate, copied the small alley, and went around to the drunken dream building.
Lin Nuoya was a little weak-hearted, tugged at Baili Jiu's sleeve, and stopped.
"Can't you change it? Do you want to treat me to flower wine, or do you want me to serve it as a snack? ”
Baili Jiu grabbed her with his backhand and smiled sinisterly: "Please eat small, chicken and stewed mushrooms." ”
When the old bustard saw Bailijiu from afar, he greeted him, naturally smiling and greeting him in various ways. When he saw Lin Nuoya behind him, he couldn't help but be stunned, and he didn't smile: "It turned out to be this son, offended." ”
Bailijiu laughed with her, dragged Nuoya up to the second floor, didn't knock on the door, kicked it open, and stepped in.
In the house, the mouthy starling was making a lot of noise: "The ninth master is here, the ninth master is here." ”
Jin Niang came out from behind the curtain, her clothes half-untangled, sleepy-eyed, and obviously just got up. Seeing Lin Nuoya, she couldn't help but be stunned, and glanced at Baili Jiu very complicatedly, the shock was just a flash, and in an instant, flowers bloomed on her face, and the spring waves rippled: "Hey, Ninth Master, you are really getting worse and worse, you know that people are still sleepy at this time, why did you break in with a big man?" It's so rude that I was so scared that my heart jumped out. ”
Noah only felt a chill, this person who is neither male nor female is so numb.
"What should be watched, what shouldn't be seen, she has already seen it all, what are you pretending to be serious?" Bailijiu teased disdainfully, then went straight to a chair with a backrest to sit down and cocked his legs up.
Jin Niang looked shy, hurriedly gathered her clothes with her exposed shoulders, and glanced at Nuoya angrily: "My Jin Niangzi was born as the ninth master's person, and died as the ghost of the ninth master, even if you peeped into the slave family's bath, the slave family is also reluctant to obey, and you died as soon as possible." ”
Baili Jiu's cup flew over, and Jin Niang took it in her hand with a graceful turn, cocked her orchid fingers, raised her eyebrows at him, and smiled. At that glance, Noah felt that his bones were crispy, and he was really embarrassed.
"Sissy, can you talk well?!" There was a threat in Baili Jiu's tone.
Jin Niang's expression was solemn, and she said seriously: "I'm not interested in this son, I only love the ninth master in this life, the rock is unmoving, and the reeds are like silk, is it okay to talk like this?" ”
Baili Jiu pointed to the chair next to him and motioned for Noah to sit down: "You can just treat her words as farts." ”
Jin Niang looked resentful, and wanted to cry: "The words of the Ninth Master are a little hurtful, we swear that we will never give up, you like the new and hate the old when you have three wives, don't you?" ”
"If you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will let you be a pure woman?" Baili Jiu gritted his teeth and said word by word.
Nuoya naturally knew what Baili Jiu meant, and added fuel to the fire: "I'll go to the old bustard to ask for a knife." ”
Jin Niang raised her hand to protect her body, and asked inexplicably: "What do you want a knife for?" ”
Noya turned around and smiled kindly at Jin Niang: "Isn't it said that a knife cuts a chicken?" I'm waiting for the chicken and mushroom stew to drink. ”
Jin Niang instantly petrified: "Baili Jiu, are you sure she is a woman?" ”
Bailijiu leaned forward and leaned back with a smile: "Anyway, it's purer than you, it's a pound and two." ”
Nuoya immediately glanced at Jin Niang with an innocent face: "Where?" It's just three taels less than her. ”
"Bailijiu, did you deliberately bring her over to humiliate me?" Jin Niangzi gritted her teeth and roared, her voice was clear, it was actually a man's breadth and loudness.
"If you had spoken better, wouldn't there have been nothing left?" Baili Jiu smiled and teased, taking it for granted that you were at fault.
"She knows it all?" Jin Niang pointed at Lin Nuoya: "You told her all about our relationship?" ”
Baili Jiu's eyelids are not teasing: "Please pay attention to the wording, what is the relationship between the two of us?" What do I have to do with you? ”
"It doesn't matter," Jin Niang glanced at Baili Jiu dissatisfiedly: "It's just a relationship between sleeping in a quilt, rubbing and pinching left and right every time, it's me who suffers, you pat your ass and don't admit it, I can only dare to be angry and dare not speak, who made me a helpless woman." ”
"Sissy, did you take a shower today?" Bailijiu suddenly raised his nose and sniffed around.
Jin Niang immediately pinched her arm sensitively: "Not yet." ”
"No wonder there's a commotion in the house!" He said in disgust: "I am disgusted with your bed, where is it to rub you?" Where did you touch? ”
Jin Niang looked like she was crying and heartbroken: "The conscience of heaven and earth, everyone in the capital can testify, Baili Jiu, you are going to abandon the chaos from the beginning to the end!" ”
Lin Nuoya finally understood that this Jin Niang was deliberately instigating the relationship between the two, went around to her side, stretched out her finger curiously, and took advantage of her unpreparedness, she actually touched the two piles of roundness on her chest, only to feel that the tentacles were soft and delicate, elastic, and couldn't help but exclaim: "It's true!" ”
As soon as the words fell, he was pulled over by Baili Jiuyi, sat down in his arms, and with a "snap", the back of his hand was slapped fiercely: "In front of your own father-in-law, touch other men casually, Lin Nuoya, you are too bold!" ”
Lin Nuoya looked innocent: "But I think she's more like a woman." ”
Jin Niang nodded hurriedly: "I have always thought that I am a veritable woman, but unfortunately my life is thinner than paper." If you don't dislike it, poor Jin Niang is a person, you can treat me as a close friend in your boudoir, and you will often come to me to play chess and chat when you have time in the future. Even if you stay overnight and talk at night, Jin Niang will not charge you a penny. ”
Noya looked at Baili Jiu's big black face, and felt that Jin Niang's proposal was good, so she nodded with a smile: "Okay, okay, I can't ask for it." ”
Bailijiu stood up with a "pout", pulled her up and left, she struggled twice, couldn't break free, and protested: "I haven't drunk flower wine yet." ”
"You are not allowed to come to this place again in the future, let alone find this sissy who is neither male nor female!" Bailijiu felt that his decision to bring her here today might have been wrong in the first place, and it was very likely self-defeating.
Jin Niang watched the two go out with tears in her eyes, leaning on the door frame, with a hurt expression on her face: "I knew that Ninth Master, you still look down on me from the bottom of your heart." ”