Chapter 55: The Mandarin Duck Kisses Wrong
Jingwei glanced at Han Zhu and the poor cicada who were still lying on the ground, not knowing life and death, and was still afraid that Peach Crane Jun would threaten her into submission with mourning. However, it can only be let out! "Say it! What do you really want? Jingwei said loudly.
"I want you, kiss him."
Jingwei looked at Taohejun's hands as white as jade in disbelief, and beads of sweat oozed from his forehead. Ai Cang's eyes widened even more, and he shook his head vigorously. Ju Long, who was opposite Peach Crane Jun, stared at him dumbfounded, and then looked down at the hand that was pointing directly at his chest.
"I want you, kiss him!" Peach Crane Jun repeated it again, and turned back to Yi Yu with a smile and said, "Beauty, what do you say of me this time?" I'm still waiting......"
Yi Yu gritted his teeth, staring intently at Taohe-kun with his eyes, and in his mind was the miserable picture of him being surrounded by rocks and beaten. In the blink of an eye, the stone beside Peach Crane smashed towards him. Although he was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, the stones had already fallen to the ground one after another, lying quietly on the side. Taohejun patted his white shirt, and said without anger: "The beauty is angry...... But it's still just as good-looking! ”
"You—You're deceiving people too much!" Jingwei was so angry that his shoulders trembled slightly.
"How can a heroine say that about me? You should know very well that I'm here to help you......"
"Help me?"
"Yes! Didn't you still hate my beauty before for snatching your man and hooking up with someone else? ”
"I—I don't understand what you're talking about......"
"Don't understand? Still pretending not to understand? Would you like me to remind you? ”
"No!" Jingwei hurriedly blocked Taohejun, his face flushed.
"My beauty, your good sister treats you like a rival! You don't want to dig into people's hearts and lungs anymore! ”
"Shut up! What do you know? According to the rumors, he scolded Taohejun, "Sister Jingwei grew up watching me grow up!" How can the love between us be destroyed by you in a few words? You don't have to worry about it! We sisters will not be swayed by you! ”
"I'm afraid that you are such a double rib knife, but others are stabbing you in the back."
"Momotsuru-kun! You don't want to talk nonsense here! I've never had such a mind about Sister Yiyu! ”
"Isn't it! Didn't you almost fight for Yuan Ming before? Have you forgotten, my beauty? ”
Taohejun's words reminded Yi Yu. She suddenly remembered that when she was still a woman disguised as a man in Shennong, Jingwei did come to her without saying anything, but fortunately, Langya stopped her. At that time, what was Sister Jingwei's mouth shouting-
"How can you do these things behind Yuan Ming's back! Are you worthy of Yuan Ming? He loves you so much, how can you hook up with other men? ”
According to the rumor, he suddenly realized and blurted out: "Sister, fell in love with Brother Yuan Ming?" ”
"Beauty, you finally remembered......"
Jingwei turned his face away in embarrassment, and didn't look at Yi Yu again. Taohejun said with relish: "You hate her for not being satisfied, guarding Yuan Ming's love but accepting another man's show of love!" You are envious and jealous, why is it her who Yuan Ming is waiting for? Which point you can't compare, which point can't attract Yuan Ming...... Didn't these thoughts haunt you day and night? Since a person is uncomfortable, say it now, and I will let everyone help you share it! ”
"You!" Jingwei raised his crimson face and stared at Momotsuru-kun's hippie smiling face, and he felt more and more urge to strangle him!
"Today I wish you to dream. Since the beauty has taken possession of your lover, you have taken this opportunity to rob her man as well, how good! ”
"What if I refuse to obey?"
"Then I don't know what I'm going to do next!" Momotsuru-kun brushed the back of his hand against his injured cheek and smiled treacherously than a fox.
Yi Yu's heart couldn't help but chuckle. This Peach Crane Jun does things in a disorderly manner, and Sister Jingwei hurt his face again, he won't give up! I'm going to come up with even more tricky and weird ways to punish my sister. Maybe, it will ruin my sister's face? Perhaps, rip a layer of skin off her face to fix your own face......
"No way!" The more I thought about it, the more terrifying it became, and I couldn't help but shout.
"Beauty, you are destined to follow me. Why care about such a stinky man! Taohejun only disagreed according to the rumors and knocked over the vinegar jar.
Jingwei also hurriedly explained: "Sister, don't worry! I—I'm not going to do that! Even if I was played to death, I wouldn't do such a shameful thing! ”
"Nope! No! Yi leaned forward and said excitedly, "Sister, you just do what he says!" ”
"W-what......" Jingwei looked at Yi Yu dumbfounded.
Peach Crane Jun was also surprised, and Qi Er turned into a playful look and looked at the three of them back and forth.
Ju Long's eyes widened, and he met the eyes cast by Yi Yu in puzzlement. The lingering nostalgia between lovers overflows in this insoluble look. The peach blossoms that are still flying in the air, the rain is like rain, the momentary silence, the two of them only have each other in their eyes and hearts. The two of them don't need to say too much, and they can understand each other at a moment's notice. Julong nodded at Yiyu in understanding, between the blue clouds, on the yellow spring, Julong Feiqing did not wait, and he died in it.
"Sister, do as he says." Yi Yu said softly to Jingwei, "Between me and Brother Yuan Ming, there is no ambiguity as my sister thinks. Only brother and sister love. Just like now, even if my sister kisses, it doesn't mean anything! I have counted whom his heart is filled and to whomever it is headed. Just like Brother Yuan Ming, he may not know that he actually has you in his heart! ”
"You...... He...... Are you sure? Jingwei began to speak incoherently.
"Save your life, keep your face, and we'll go to him together after we go out and ask him about it. For his sake, sister, do it! Don't take care of me, Julong thinks the same as me. It's just forced by someone, and we won't be alienated or blame my sister for this. ”
Jingwei glanced at Ju Long, and Ju Long showed a smile that he had decided, and nodded encouragingly.
"Isn't it just a kiss? As for guarding it so tightly? "Momotsuru-kun is getting impatient.
Ai Cang saw that he didn't mind either of them, so he hurriedly nodded at Jingwei. Expedient, don't take it seriously.
So Jingwei took a deep breath and hurriedly imprinted his lips on the cheeks of the dragon.
"I said, is this a kiss?" Momohe-kun patted his forehead in disappointment, cursing in his heart.
Jingwei had to pluck up his courage again, and lightly dipped it on Julong's lips like a dragonfly. What followed was still Taohejun's dissatisfied voice: "General! If you really don't want to, you can tell me, I won't force anyone to make it difficult! ”
"Really?" Jingwei asked with a glimmer of hope.
"Of course, maybe I'll consider giving you a different punishment. For example, it's not bad to kiss me! ”
Jingwei gave Momotsuru-kun a disdainful glance and turned away disdainfully. He whispered to Julong, "I'm sorry." Just look at her standing on tiptoe slightly, holding Ju Long's face with both hands, and a cold kiss covered Ju Long's miserable white and bloodless lips. The lips and teeth of the two are connected, and the tips of their tongues are entangled. Julong raised his eyes and looked at Yi Yu, although he had been mentally prepared for Yi Yu, he couldn't bear it, and he had already buried his head in tears. Julong reluctantly retracted his gaze, and clearly felt that Jingwei's sandalwood had a bitter taste. When I looked closely, two long tear stains were imprinted on Jingwei's face, and the two teardrops were still shaking. The bitter taste stung Julong deeply, and he flicked his head, completely separating himself from Jingwei.
"Are you satisfied......" Jingwei sobbed and roared at Momozuru-kun.
He nodded with satisfaction and said, "You are very obedient, and you have made me happy." Then you go back! Peach Crane snapped her fingers, and the peach branch was tied to Jingwei again, and she didn't even have the slightest resistance, so she was dragged to the rock wall again. Taohejun walked up to Yi Yu and said approvingly: "Beauty, beauty, I thought you were beautiful, but I didn't expect you to be quite smart!" Know to do what I say and suffer less. Coax me to be happy, and everything will be easy, won't it? ”
"It's just remembering what you said when you entered the cave. Don't dare to match your resourcefulness! The rumor said viciously.
Taohejun listened to the rhetoric as a straight one with full enjoyment, and felt that he was praised for being immortal. "But I don't like clever women!" As long as a woman has the appearance of a country and a city, she will be self-righteous if she is smart, and she is often enlightened by the intelligence that she does not know! Hey, it's a pity! It's a pity that such fair and delicate skin, it's a pity that these autumn and blue eyes! It's all ruined by your own cleverness...... Hey, I can't even keep you. ”
"I can't ask for it!"
"Hmph......" Momotsuru-kun sneered, "but before that, you still have to let me have a good time!" I don't know who to play with next? None of you have what it takes to be my enemy, so you're not fun to play! Taohejun looked at Yi Yu, and then looked at Wai Cang, hesitant.
"Let me hear your self-declaration!" Peach Crane Jun untied the immortal magic on Ai Cang's body and yelled at him, "Tell me, do I choose you or my beauty to play?" ”
"If you want to choose, choose me! What can you play with a woman? Wai Cang said resentfully.
Yi Yu hurriedly said: "His Royal Highness Wai Cang......"
"Good! It seems that Emperor Yan, the old man, is very good at raising children, and the brother and sister are as bold and decisive as each other! I like it! Hahaha! It's true that you can't play anything with women......" As soon as Peach Crane Jun took his hand, the peach branch let go of Wai Cang, and he did not fall down, but flew directly towards Peach Crane Jun's hand. Taohejun just dragged the placket of the mourning clothes, exuding a compelling momentum, and said condescendingly: "I won't play what you're good at this time!" Play what I'm good at this time! With that, he threw Wai Cang aside.
"So, what are you good at?" Ai Cang wiped the corners of his mouth with the back of his hand, and stood up with both hands, and among the people, only Ai Cang's injury was the lightest.
"Mind reading." Momotsuru-kun said with a smile, "I can always see through what you're thinking." I'll give you a question, and if I guess your answer, you'll lose. ”
"You just relied on these little tricks to see through the mind of the Queen Mother of the West and become her favorite minister? You also relied on these little tricks to see through the fears of Chiyou's opponents, and helped Chiyou win half of the country and become his indispensable best friend? Yi Yu interjected.
"The smart beauty is the most poisonous poison in the world, it seems that I really can't keep you!" Taohejun looked at Yi Yu coldly.
Yi Yu just sneered and said: "Since you are General Chiyou's best friend, you should know that General Chiyou has a lifelong connection to Emperor Shennong Yan!" For the sake of Shennong, you can go to the soup and go to the fire. Then you should know that if you dare to hurt the descendants of Emperor Yan, he will not let you go! ”
"What do you know?" Peach Crane turned back to a snake face in anger, and while tugging at the placket of Yi Yu's clothes, he spat out the snake letter and roared. Ai Cang rushed up with an arrow step, blocking between Yi Yu and Taohejun, with a majestic momentum. Peach Crane Jun turned a blind eye, and still looked at Yi Yu viciously and said, "I'll tell you!" What I hate the most is Emperor Shennong Yandi! If it weren't for him, Chi You'd be uncertain about his life and death now, and his whereabouts are unknown? If it weren't for this timid and cowardly Emperor Yan, Chi You would have led all his eighty-one brothers to go on the expedition, and then the whole army would die in Zhuolu? I don't understand! I just don't understand it! Chi You, why is he so loyal to Emperor Shennong Yan! His descendants? Hum! Don't say it's his descendants, even if Emperor Yan stands in front of me, I'm going to play him to death! Let him not survive, he can't die! ”
"Take your words back to me!" As he spoke, Ai Cang punched Peach Crane Jun.
Momotsuru-kun let go of the rumor, covered his face, and staggered a few steps back. Fu raised his snake face with a blue nose and swollen face, and the snake letter spit out longer and longer, and shouted according to the rumor, "Be careful!" Ai Cang's neck was wrapped around the snake letter three or four times, and Tao Hejun's angry expression intensified, and a little fire could ignite him.
"I—I really don't understand...... Our Shennong National Dignity, dignified Chiyou, and general, how can you have such vicious friends! ”
"What did you say!" Peach Crane's eyes were as red as blood.
"I say! You, you don't deserve to be Chiyou's friend! Ai Cang's face was purple, the green tendons were clearly exposed, and the sweat ran down his cheeks and fell on the snake letter of Peach Crane Jun.