The shopkeeper aimed all his anger at Ye Xiaofei, supported his body with an iron rod, stood up tremblingly, pointed at Ye Xiaofei and scolded: "Stinky boy, you, are you looking for a pump!" ”

"You let the little bald donkey go, hurry up and give the money!"

"Damn, Lao Tzu ouch!"

Ye Xiaofei saw that the shopkeeper was still looking for trouble, so he couldn't help but smile, took out the only twenty yuan left in his pocket, and threw it in the shopkeeper's face: "What's the matter, aren't these sweet potato money enough for the little monk?" ”

"Not enough!"

The shopkeeper's eyelids jumped twice, gritted his teeth, shook the iron rod in his hand and said, "Stinky boy, you kicked me just now and lost money." ”

"Haha, losing money?"

Ye Xiaofei was happy.

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Ye Xiaofei originally wanted to give the money and leave, but he didn't expect the shopkeeper to be reluctant, so he simply put away the twenty yuan, and asked with a smile, "What's the matter?" Big brother, how do you need to compensate? ”

The shopkeeper stretched out a finger: "A thousand yuan, I'll let you go, otherwise"

A sinister smile appeared at the corner of the shopkeeper's mouth: "Hmph, don't think about leaving today!" ”

"Oh? Is it? ”

Ye Xiaofei didn't kick the shopkeeper ruthlessly just now, but just kicked the shopkeeper away, and the strength was well controlled, so it didn't cause any damage.

However, I didn't expect the shopkeeper to use this to deceive himself.

Looking at the appearance of the shopkeeper, he must have done this kind of blackmail to others.

That's it, let Lao Tzu meet me today, let's do the right thing for heaven.

Ye Xiaofei hugged his arms, looked at the shopkeeper playfully, and asked, "Big brother, a thousand yuan?" Hehe, are you crazy about money? ”

"I only have twenty dollars on me, and you didn't charge it for you just now, now"

Ye Xiaofei stretched out his index finger and waved at the shopkeeper: "There is not a penny left." ”

"What?"

The shopkeeper's eyes immediately widened, and he shouted angrily: "Stinky boy, you are looking for death!" ”

The shopkeeper said, straightening his waist, where is there still a little bit of injury?

raised the iron rod in his hand and swung it towards Ye Xiaofei's head.

"Hmph, I don't know if I'm alive or dead!"

Ye Xiaofei sneered, turned his body to the side slightly, grabbed the iron rod, and said sharply: "Big brother, are you a little too much." ”

The shopkeeper didn't expect that he would be threatened by a stinky boy after being domineering for so many years, where could he stand this kind of anger?

"Over your head!"

"Damn, Lao Tzu abolished you today!"

"Let go, hurry up!"

Get lost!

Ye Xiaofei bounced up and kicked the shopkeeper in the stomach.

"Hmm"

The shopkeeper snorted, his body spun in mid-air, plopped, and lay directly in front of Ye Xiaofei.

The iron rod came out of his hand and was caught in Ye Xiaofei's hand.

Ye Xiaofei took the iron rod, raised his foot and stepped on the shopkeeper's back, bent down, and stabbed the iron rod on the side of the shopkeeper's head.

The voice was piercing, and the shopkeeper shuddered with fright.

The shopkeeper was in remorse at this time.

What is the rhythm of this? Isn't it just a sweet potato? How did you provoke such a powerful character?

You've always done this before, huh?

You can make a little money at every turn to make a little extra money, don't you open a store today and don't you read the yellow calendar?

The expression on the shopkeeper's face was so painful that he grinned his teeth, but he didn't dare to say a word.

The onlookers were all dumbfounded, and some of them knew what the shopkeeper was doing, and they couldn't help but secretly applaud.

Is it easy to rip money?

Is this planted?

Planted, absolutely planted!

"What's the matter? Big brother, do you still want money? ”

The iron rod in Ye Xiaofei's hand unconsciously drew a pattern on the side of the shopkeeper's head.

That pattern was a terrifying skull.

The shopkeeper broke out in a cold sweat on his head, looked at Ye Xiaofei and shouted in a trembling voice: "Little brother, little brother, I was wrong, I, I don't want it." ”

"Hehe, but, I want it."

"Ahh

The shopkeeper glared, "Little brother, what do you mean?" ”

"Hehe, I've been short of money to spend recently, and I want to borrow a thousand yuan from my eldest brother to play tricks."

"This, this"

"What, not happy?"

Ye Xiaofei smiled harmlessly.

That smile, in the shopkeeper's heart, was like a basin of ice, poured directly into the bones.

"No, no, no, willingly, of course."

The shopkeeper trembled and got up, entered the store and took out a thousand yuan, and the expression on his face twitched painfully: "Little brother, dare to ask, dare to ask your name, where is you?" ”

"Hehe, want revenge?"

Ye Xiaofei didn't have any fear: "My name is Ye Xiaofei, and I am in the second class of the garden major of Qianjiang Institute of Technology. Hehe, if you want to get revenge, just go and find it. But you have to prepare some money and manpower. ”

Ye Xiaofei patted the banknote in his hand and smiled playfully.

When!

Ye Xiaofei threw the iron rod on the ground, swaggered through the snack street, and came to Lao Cui's coffin shop.

It wasn't until Ye Xiaofei left for a long time that the shopkeeper wiped the sweat from his forehead, sat on the ground softly, and cried out with a sad face: "A thousand yuan, how many baked cakes does Lao Tzu have to sell to earn it back." ”

After Ye Xiaofei came to Lao Cui's coffin shop, he poked his head out and glanced inside, but he didn't see Lao Cui's shadow.

"Huh? Strange, where did this old Cui go again? ”

Ye Xiaofei looked strange, stood at the door and asked in a low voice: "Old Cui, I'm Ye Xiaofei, didn't you call me to cry and mourn?" What about you? ”

"Ahem!"

As soon as the words fell, a cough came from behind Ye Xiaofei.

Ye Xiaofei was taken aback, "Damn, Lao Cui, when did you come out?" ”

Lao Cui rolled his eyes and said expressionlessly: "We will go to the evening when the sun sets, and before that, we have to prepare something." ”

"Still preparing?"

Ye Xiaofei originally thought that crying and mourning was very simple, just go with his voice, isn't it just to wipe his eyes with water and be fooled with tears?

However, hearing that he still had to prepare, Ye Xiaofei couldn't help but be stunned, and hurriedly flattered: "What are you preparing?" Come on, come on, I'm here to help. ”

Lao Cui didn't say anything, after walking into the coffin shop, he touched a piece of paper from the shelf, handed it to Ye Xiaofei and said: "This is the object of crying and mourning and singing, you first carry your back, turn around and put on mourning clothes, and just follow me and chant later." ”

Ye Xiaofei took the piece of paper, looked at it, and suddenly smiled a little bitterly.

This turned out to be a mourning for a teenage child, and the lyrics above were not smooth.

"Open the four lights, brighten the hall, and walk in the center of the southwest road."

"Look at the hometown platform, and see the king of Hades at a young age."

"Walk slowly on the Huangquan Road, and the big river cannot be crossed without a bridge."

These lyrics are densely written on half a sheet of paper, and it is not easy to remember at all.

Ye Xiaofei originally just wanted to please Lao Cui, but he didn't expect to have to spend his brain to memorize it, so he couldn't help frowning: "Lao Cui, do you really have to memorize these?" ”

Lao Cui blinked his one-eyed and said sullenly: "Not only do you have to memorize it, but also, before you go, it's best to drink plenty of water and eat a full meal." ”

"Huh? Why? ”

"The louder you cry, the more money your family gives."

"Huh? So, what if my voice is hoarse? ”

"Hey, hey."

Lao Cui sneered, returned to the coffin shop again, and lay down in the big black coffin, "I'll sleep for a while, call me at five o'clock." ”

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