Zhu Bajie pondered, it seems that this is really the truth......

"But senior brother, now you are sure that the treacherous and cunning dragon king will no longer fool and perfunctory you?"

"I'm not sure. ”

Cui Shi shook his head and said, "Although the Dragon King is not an immortal, he is also a rain god canonized and registered by the Heavenly Court. Now that I'm going to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures and mix up a formal compilation, I can't do anything too out of line. Besides, now that I haven't found my golden hoop stick, my strength is very limited, so I can't rely on you to be a thug. ”

Uh, I wasn't called to fight.

Zhu Bajie was a little relieved, and asked again: "Then there is no point in us waiting like this." ”

"No, no, no, it makes sense. ”

Cui Shi said: "Although the Dragon King is not easy to handle, there is always something to fiddle with, you just wait and see!"

But it's the Dragon King who has the final say here, and others dare to call the shots and give you the baby?

Zhu Bajie was puzzled, but he did know that there must be a lot of good treasures hidden in the Dragon Palace, and since the senior brother wanted to take revenge, he might be able to reap some benefits.

......

Cui Shi, a permanent resident, although he doesn't make trouble or make trouble, just drinks and talks nonsense leisurely every day, and the Dragon King of the East China Sea is a little unable to sit still here.

This is equivalent to planting a time bomb in the crystal palace, who knows when this monkey will explode?

"Ladies and gentlemen, what do you think of Sun Dasheng's long-term stay in the Crystal Palace?"

Summoning the turtle prime minister, turtle general, and the like in the crystal palace, the dragon king frowned, and asked the civil and military officials.

"The minister thinks that the great sage will ask for something if he stays for a long time. ”

Prime Minister Gui was the first to come out and said a word of nonsense in a deep voice.

"What do you want?"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea asked, Prime Minister Gui turned his little eyes like mung beans, shook his head and said, "I don't know ......."

"Find a way!"

The Dragon King slapped the case and said angrily: "Such a god, I don't dare to pick it up, it's not good to stay, it's nothing to drink a little wine every day, I'm afraid that one day there will be a sudden trouble, who can resist it in my Dragon Palace?

"Unstoppable!"

The turtle general shrank his head directly into his neck very shamefully, and only his voice came out: "Your Majesty Mingjian, five hundred years ago, I led my subordinates to fight this monkey, and I suffered heavy casualties......!

"Your Majesty, the minister has a plan......

After all, Prime Minister Turtle's small eyes were not in vain, and he soon appeared again, wanting to stop.

"Say!"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea was irritable in his heart, and waved his hand so that the dead turtle could have something to say.

"Shall we ...... Sending an eyeliner to them, called Waiting, is actually to listen to the conversation between their senior brothers, and find out the real purpose of these two people to put down their scriptures and come to my East China Sea Dragon Palace, so that they can deal with them in a targeted manner. ”

"Well, that makes sense. ”

The Dragon King of the East China Sea looked around and asked, "Then according to Aiqing's opinion, who should be sent?"

"I think that the conch fairy of Cailuo Palace can take on this heavy responsibility!"

"Well, why her?"

"The minister once incarnated as a human and traveled in the world. There is a legend about the snail girl in the world, which is an ideal that many people dream of. The minister thought that Sun Dasheng had also practiced in the world for many years, and he must have admired the culture and customs of the world. This snail and conch ...... It's all about ......."

"Good!"

Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, finally nodded and said: "Since this is the case, this matter will be handed over to Ai Qing to handle, and we must try to find out the purpose of his stay in my East China Sea Crystal Palace without offending the monkey head!"

it!

Conch girl?

Cui Shi looked at the woman in colorful clothes standing in front of him, and was really a little confused.

I thought that this old dragon would find a way to probe my tone, but I didn't expect to go directly to the beauty plan...... Uh, what a snail plan!

"The Great Sage. ”

Prime Minister Gui stretched out his head and said with a smile: "The Great Sage has come to the Crystal Palace, and there is honor in the East China Sea. His Majesty discussed with us that we couldn't let the Great Sage have no envoy around him, so he specially sent Xiaoluo to serve the Great Sage. Whether it is serving tea and pouring water or pouring wine and cloth dishes, the Great Sage just leaves it to her to do, if there is any inadequate care, there will be heavy punishment!"

"There is a heart, there is a heart. ”

Cui Shi wanted to serve tea and water?

The visitor did not refuse to leave the conch girl behind, but she was indeed diligent and capable, and took care of Cui Shi and Zhu Bajie more comfortably.

No wonder, no wonder!

Cui Shi burped, looked at the slender and gentle back of the conch girl, and thought to himself:

said that when men were young, they all wanted to meet their own Nie Xiaoqian, desperately fell in love, and took her soul away before dawn.

When she was young, she met the beautiful Bai Suzhen on the broken bridge, what did she want for a big family, she had a full mouth for soft rice, and the old monk was responsible for imprisoning her in Leifeng Tower.

After being middle-aged, I want a snail girl, gentle and lovely, with red sleeves and fragrance. If you are tired of reading in the middle of the night and hungry, you don't need to look for Red Bull, let her change back to her original shape, add dried chili peppers, ginger, shallots, and garlic to the pot and stir-fry, drizzle with sesame oil, and put it on the plate, which is a supper......

The snail is not a big deal, but the conch is obviously better!

It seems that the Dragon King can't hold back, and it's time for my plan to officially start.

Cui Shi stopped for a few days, and said to Zhu Bajie seemingly unintentionally:

"Hey Bajie, you said that Xiaobai went to Lingshan Da Lei Yin Temple with us, what level can you seal?"

"He, the Buddha level is probably out of reach. But along the way, I worked hard to carry the old Tang, and there was no merit and hard work, I think at least it is a positive Arhat level, if you do it well, maybe you can also seal a Bodhisattva. ”

Zhu Bajie has already skewered words with Cui Shi, and he is becoming more and more proficient in cooperation, and he is a very good wingman when Cui Shi fools people.

"That's right, the Luohan level is already good!"

Cui Shi said with a smile: "Xiaobai was in the West Sea Dragon Palace back then, but he caused a lot of trouble. burned the pearl, and I heard that it almost burned his father, Ao Yan, the Dragon King of the West Sea. If it weren't for the Bodhisattva's enlightenment, he would not be able to get out of the eagle sorrow stream in this life. Now it's time to be content with the Arhat level!"

"Well, that's right. ”

Zhu Bajie echoed: "Let's just say that this Dragon King of the East China Sea, Ao Guang, seems to be in charge of the East China Sea, traveling clouds and rain, as if his authority is quite great, but in fact, in the preparation of the Heavenly Court, that is a fart!"

"Well, don't say that. ”

Cui Shi interrupted: "It's okay to be at ease in a safe corner." A few days ago, I went to Tushi Palace to chat with Lao Jun, and I also talked about the Dragon King of the Four Seas, but Lao Jun said that this level was too unpopular, and he didn't care. It seems that the major dragon kings of rivers, lakes and seas are all in charge of the second cargo of the Shui Yao Star Official, this time the old man Ao Guang took good care of us, and when I look back and see Shui Yao, I have to say a few good words, let him work for another hundred and eighty years, there is ......no problem at all."

This was said casually, but it fell intermittently into the ears of the conch fairy who was wiping the table not far away.

The conch fairy's heart sank, and her eyes gradually lit up.