Master He looked at me in surprise, and then he pinched his fingers and said, "I don't think Miss Wen's face is like a single life, isn't it, oh, I understand." ”

I understand your sister, looking at Master He's sympathetic look, the old lady was inexplicably irritable. Fortunately, my house arrived, and I opened the door to let Master River in.

Master River took a look around my house, and by the way, I also saw my boyfriend who can play games, and when he came out, I asked him how he was. He nodded and said that there was nothing wrong with the house, but my boyfriend was a little bad.

Oh my God, that's a bit of a no-go? Very bad, okay?

I asked Master He if there was a solution, and he shook his head, "Your boyfriend's face is pale, this is a sign of kidney deficiency, and it is impossible to use common sense to recuperate." ”

"Then it's possible to regulate without common sense?" I'm glad that my perception has changed a lot since I encountered some strange things in the past few days, so I'm sure that there are still things that are very reasonable.

"This is natural, your boyfriend's yang qi is obviously weaker than ordinary people, if you want to make up for it, you can also find a man to combine it, of course, it must be a man with strong blood." Master River was serious.

Me, "Is that to say that my boyfriend is modified?" ”

"You can say the same thing!"

Me, "......"

Let my boyfriend do gay, this is a hairy way. I asked Master He if there was any other way, and Master He nodded, "There is another one who kills two birds with one stone, that is, I want to wronged you, I don't know if I want to?" ”

"Go on!"

"Judging from the current situation, you and your boyfriend need both them, in this case, Miss Wen only needs to find a man full of yang energy to have sex, and then go back to have sex with her boyfriend a few times, and everything will be naturally harmonious."

"If you are a man full of yang energy, it is feasible for a butcher pawn, and it is also feasible for a cultivator."

My face turned red again, and I naturally wanted to refuse such unethical things.

"It's just that I don't know the butcher's pawn, and I ...... cultivators" and so on, no, Master He is a cultivator, could it be that he wants to help me?

Sure enough, Master He waved his hand and said, "If Miss Wen doesn't mind, Poor Dao is willing to break the vow for you once, of course, there is a fee for this." ”

Oh, I'll give you the day, and I'm going to give you the money, right? Naturally, I had to refuse this, because I had no money!

"That, if Miss Wen is because she has no money, Poor Dao is willing to sacrifice herself for others once, and she doesn't want money!"

I was suddenly moved, Master He's spirit of sacrificing himself for others is really worth learning from, so I refused again.

"Why!" Master River was puzzled.

"Because I also have to sacrifice myself for others, and I can't let Master River get hurt." I explained.

Master He suddenly clutched his chest, and a mouthful of old blood spurted far away. I was startled and hurriedly asked Master He if there was anything wrong, he waved his hand and said, "The old wound is not in the way, didn't you say that you would take me to another place to see?" Let's go now. ”

I nodded and took Master River to the sex shop. This shop has always been a knot in my heart, it seems that the unrest of the community started here, if Master River can solve the problem of this sex shop, then the affairs of the community should be easy to handle.

It's just that when we got there, the sex shop was still closed, and Black Blond looked a little oozing. Master He's face was much more solemn, he took out a yellow paper talisman from the gossip bag, and wanted to stick it on the door of the sex shop, but before he could paste it, a basin of cold water was poured on Master He's body.

Last night, that aunt came out to splash water again.

"How dare you come here! Didn't you get out of the way yesterday? "My aunt glared at me angrily, and she looked like she could peel me alive.

I was a little scared, so I hid behind Master River. Master River wiped the water from his face, "Don't get me wrong, I'm here to catch ghosts." ”

"We don't have any ghosts here, if you want to catch them, the one behind you can be arrested." The aunt has a very unreasonable attitude, and her voice is very loud, and several men in the store also came out last night.

They held the guy in their hands and told the two of us to get out quickly, Master He's face was angry, and his tiger eyes glared, "Poor Dao cultivation for forty years, proficient in all kinds of southern fists and northern legs, and the masters who fell under me are not one thousand but five hundred, if you are not afraid of death, come here, see if I don't beat you to call your mother,... Oh, you really dare to fight, can you try again? ”

"Oh, you dare to hit me too? See if I don't kill you with one punch. Damn, my mother, don't... Other... Stop it. Oh my god..."

I was stunned to see Master He being beaten alive for ten minutes before he crawled out of the circle, and he pulled me to run, and put down his cruel words to kill them next time.

I looked at Master He's blue nose and swollen face and twitched a little, is this really a master? How do you feel like a rookie?

"Do you think I'm a vegetarian?" Master River's face turned pale.

I nodded, but immediately shook my head. Master River snorted lightly and said, "Did you see me still handed?" Didn't you? Actually, I deliberately let them, if I really made a move, I could knock down all those little three-legged cat crumbs with one punch. ”

I really want to make it clear that you don't have a chance to fight back, but I don't dare to say it, I can only say that Master River is merciful. Master River snorted, still looking very unhappy.

The sex shop didn't get anything, because I had to see how to do it at night, so I made up for sleep, and in the middle of the night I received a call from the supervisor and went downstairs.

At this time, the things for the opening of the altar have been prepared, and I saw that there was a table of eight immortals placed on the community square, on which were placed pig's head meat, live roosters, big grapefruits, and peach wood swords, which were nine points similar to the layout in Lin Zhengying's movie. The only difference may be that there is a paper figure in front of the table of the Eight Immortals, someone is so tall, with a white face and red lips, vivid. But no matter how I look at it, I feel panicked.

As soon as I arrived, Master River began to open the altar, lit three yellow cigarettes, bowed to the paper figure, and began to whisper obscure incantations. After two or three minutes of the big concept, a cool breeze blew in the silent darkness, the cool breeze was extremely strange, it did not flow, but entrenched on the head of the paper man, and the incense candles on the table of the eight immortals were blown and whirred.

My face turned a little pale, and my instinct told me that the wind was a ghost.

"Not yet!" Master River Peach Wood Sword pointed at the gust of wind and shouted, his Peach Wood Sword pressed down a little, the wind was a little lower, and finally the gust of wind entered the body of the paper man, the paper man shook, and the original white paper began to turn blue, just like the one I saw yesterday.

The few people present, including me, were frightened and hurriedly squeezed behind Master River. The paper figure really seemed to be alive, and its eyes blinked, and I didn't even dare to breathe, for fear that it would look at me.

Fortunately, its attention was on Master River, and when Master River asked him why he wanted to stay in the community and not be reincarnated, the paper figure whined, as if he was talking to Master River.

"Oh, you just lack money on the road, so you can only stay in the world?" Master River said this and looked at the supervisor beside me. The business director hurriedly threw a bag of dark coins in his hand into the brazier and said, "Don't blame it, don't blame it, these money Daxian will keep it for use on the road, you will go all the way." ”

It is strange to say that as soon as those dark coins entered the brazier, they turned into a lot of soot, and flew towards the nostrils of the paper man, and in just a dozen seconds, the paper man was smoky, like a mortal immortal in the sky.

The few people present were all stunned, and the director's face was also happy, as long as the ghost was satisfied, it could be regarded as a big problem. But just when everyone thought it was over, the paper man suddenly trembled wildly, like a rattle.

Master He's face changed suddenly, he took out a handful of soybeans and hit the paper man, and a gust of yin wind with soot was knocked out of the paper man's body, the wind was entrenched in the air and did not move, and at this moment, the smoke around the paper man's body dispersed.

I looked at the current paper figure with no reason for a cold, blue face and red lips, as if sucking blood, that kind of cold winter chill is back, this is the ghost last night!