ACT091: Marketing Tools

Sell assault rifles first, and then show bazookas the next day, Zhao Jian's strategy is to come with the same good things!

When the staff of the three booths of the Czech Republic, the United Kingdom, and the United States found out that the new group of colleagues turned out to be a half-old child in charge, they all cast curious eyes on them. And when the AK47 was taken out of the box and placed on the display shelf, some of the staff who knew how to do it stared at the gun with thoughtful expressions.

"Penn, you see, those Tang people seem to have made something very interesting."

"I see it, but what is this thing supposed to be? Large submachine guns, small light machine guns? ”

"I guess the designers were trying to combine the best of multiple types of firearms into a single gun."

"But it's also possible to combine all the shortcomings, isn't it?"

"Then it's not clear, let's wait and see, I'll know if it's good or bad."

The light weapons display area of the exhibition is adjacent to a large shooting range, so that customers who come to visit can experience and feel the performance of these weapons directly on the spot. On the other side, there is also a huge hillside field with a hillside, which can be used for demonstrations by big guys such as armored vehicles and armored mechanics.

The person in charge of the US team this time is the inventor of the Thomas submachine gun, O. V. Perth and T. P. H. Oakhoff, the two of them are looking for some overseas users for their proud work. Although this gun was officially adopted by the U.S. Army in 1930, it was only a small amount of equipment, and the number of orders was not even as large as that of the civilian sector. Therefore, in order to make more money, the two of them personally led the team and came to Datang thousands of miles to promote their treasures.

At 10 o'clock in the morning, the exhibition officially began with a salute, and soldiers, politicians, local armed leaders, and even pseudonymous drug lords and arms dealers from all over the world poured into the venue. In the light weapons area, Zhao Jian saw the crowd rushing towards him, and immediately snapped his fingers at the 8 beautiful girls wrapped in black cloaks and rabbit headbands behind him, and these 8 girls immediately stood up and took off their cloaks with brushes.

"Oh my God, Payne, look! Those Tang people...... They've made a better baby than a gun! Oooh! That round-faced guy is so much to my appetite that I'm going to have to talk to! ”

"Okhoff, for your brother-in-law's sake, can you bastard save my sister some snacks?"

Zhao Jian's bunny girl marketing methods, regardless of whether or not they can bring actual growth to sales, at least this ability to attract attention is definitely leveraged! These girls are all hired from Xu Zhimo's nightclub "lost footing girl", when the 7-day show~girl, Zhao Jian's commission is the top of their usual 3 months' income, so they are all extremely hard.

The first Asian man who came over, the other party was a local warlord in Southeast Asia, and he was indeed attracted by the girls at first, but soon his eyes followed the guidance of the "career line" and saw the rifles in the girls' hands.

Seeing that the other party showed interested eyes, these dancers who were good at observing words and emotions in the Fengyue Field immediately walked up to them with rifles and swaying, explained to each other with a pleasant voice, and even took the initiative to stick to teach each other how to use it.

Under this kind of welfare and large-scale meat offensive, the warlord leader soon declared the "fall", and this vulgar dirt bun hugged ** in one hand and carried a rifle in the other, and walked lightly towards the shooting range. For safety reasons, the organizers of the venue require the separation of guns and bullets, and the bullets need to be managed by a special person on the shooting range. After a while, there was a peculiar "pop" sound on the shooting range, and the girl's scream.

It only took less than 5 minutes for the red-faced bunny girl to lead the warlord leader back to Zhao Jian's exhibition area with a satisfied face. The other party was very satisfied with the performance of the assault rifle, and after asking the price, he ordered 300 units on the spot. Although this amount is not much, it is at least a good start.

"Good job, keep up the good work! If you want to earn more commissions, help me pull more lists! ”

"Xie Lu, Young Master Zhao!"

As soon as she heard the "commission", the bunny girl who had just endured the shot with the warlord leader suddenly smiled. Zhao Jian promised these dancing girls that as long as they helped promote the list, Zhao Jian would give them 3% of the profit as a commission. Stimulated by the real tickets, other bunny girls have also begun to show their real skills** (male) customers.

"I said, is it really good for you to buy a gun like this?"

"What's so bad about it? You buy and sell as I like, and I don't sell fakes. ”

Glancing at King Kong behind him, Zhao Jian suddenly laughed out loud, from the time the other party completed the "makeup" in the morning to now, King Kong's face Zhao Jian looked at it once and couldn't help laughing once!

In order to take King Kong and Xiao Lu out for a walk, Zhao Jian and Hongling spent a lot of thought, and the last thing was that the Tang tailor who came to deliver the clothes came to think of a good way, that is, "women dressed as men"! ANYWAY, JJEL'S CHEST IS NOT VERY LARGE, AND SHE CAN BE SAID TO BE A "RARE RESOURCE" IN BATTLESHIPS WITH A SIZE OF ONLY C, AND THE UPS AND DOWNS CAN HARDLY BE SEEN WHEN THE EVIL CHEST CLOTH IS WRAPPED TWICE.

The disguise of the figure is easy to do, and the face has to work hard.

King Kong's melon seed face is quite delicate, and his skin is also very white, Zhao Jian touched two handfuls and said that it feels great! They first used a kind of face gel to expand the face plate for King Kong, then darkened the skin tone with brown foundation, wore wigs, glued cheeks, and finally added an eye patch full of evil taste, making a good and dignified beauty into a thin version of "Uncle Snake"! (Note (1))

At this point, King Kong, who felt that she had been played "again", regretted it a little, but she wanted to shout to stop, but Zhao Jian, who was already addicted to playing, did not agree. So under the ** of this big demon king, King Kong became the first "ship man" in history!

"Not to mention, it's quite manly...... Burst! ”

"What are you laughing at? Is it necessary? Is it necessary!? It's too much for me to do anything, and that stupid girl can dye her hair and wear glasses. ”

"No way, who made Xiao Lu's original race be European, and after the restart, he became Asian! And you used to be Japanese-British, and now you are still Japanese-British, don't put in a little effort, what if you show your stuffing? ”

"Zhao ~ ship ~! I'm not done with you! ”

"Ouch! Don't say it, we seem to be able to 'finish' Yes, you belong to me for the rest of your life! ”

"I ......"

In the battle of words, King Kong estimated that he would not be the opponent of Zhao Jian, the "Tucao Emperor", in his lifetime, so he simply turned his face away from the other party. Zhao Jian looked at the other party's arrogant reaction, and snickered in his heart. But at this moment, Zhao Jian's gaze crossed King Kong's shoulder and noticed a person not far away, the appearance of the other party first surprised Zhao Jian, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that it was reasonable.

"Interesting!"

Note (1): Solidesnek, from the Metal Gear Solid series, nicknamed "Uncle Snake".

PS: The second update, strive for another shot!