Chapter 18: Fights, please be serious

Now that she has found the clue, Wu Ling'er's heart is no longer as entangled as she was just now, and she stretches her waist widely: "Okay! Now all you have to do is find my little black and little white! Go back and clean up that dead earthworm and that stinky sparrow! ”

Little Black and White can also understand, what are dead earthworms and stinky sparrows? Wang Wujian only felt the black line at one end, and he didn't know what to say. What kind of pets does this woman have? No wonder she said that no one can find these things except herself, how can others find these things?

Wu Ling'er smiled and looked back at Wang Wuji: "Thank you!" If it weren't for you, all I knew was stupid tantrums, but now that I've finally cleared my mind, I know what to do! ”

Wang Wujian was even more confused: "Did I say anything?" "I don't think I said anything from beginning to end, right?

"Anyway, thank you......" Wu Ling'er didn't finish her words, when she suddenly tripped over her feet by her clothes, and the whole person pounced on Wang Wuji: "Ah! ”

Wang Wuqian didn't react for a while, the whole person was pounced on by Wu Ling'er, and the whole person fell backwards like this, fortunately he supported his body with his hands, otherwise his head would be knocked on the ground like this, and he would become an idiot if he didn't die!

Just as Wang Wujian was about to blame Wu Ling'er, he suddenly rolled to the side with Wu Ling'er in his arms: "I'm sorry, it seems that I've got into some trouble!" I'll invite you to dinner for you! After speaking, he had already stood up and stopped Wu Ling'er behind him: "No matter who you are, since you are coming at me, don't involve irrelevant people!" ”

Eight people surrounded Wang Wujian and Wu Ling with swords in their hands: "Although I'm a little sorry, this Xianggong has seen something that shouldn't be seen, so he can only accompany Lord Wang today!" ”

The anger in Wang Wuji's eyes grew: "No negotiation?!" ”

"What do you think?" The man slapped his sword on his palm in amusement, as if waiting for something. Wu Ling suddenly realized something, she quietly took out a pill from her waist and stuffed it into Wang Wuji's hand: "Be careful of their medicine!" As for herself, there are incense sachets, and Hu Yaowei's two-month soaking of potions, which has long been invulnerable. Since others regard her as a passerby, she is also happy to be idle, anyway, she is just a powerless scholar.

Wang Wujian took the opportunity to look back at Wu Ling and swallowed the pill: "I'm sorry, it seems that it has affected you!" ”

Wu Ling nodded vigorously: "So, head catchers, official offices or something, I'm most scared!" It's obviously none of my business, and I'll be hit while lying down! Brother Wang, hurry up and send these people away so that I can go back!" It's so dangerous out there! Chang'an Mansion has to reflect on it! Now that we are still in Chang'an, there are already people openly attacking and catching heads, which is terrible! ”

Listening to Wu Ling talk like this, Wang Wuqian knew that she was buying time for herself to have the effect of the drug, but he still had a feeling of madness, and he looked at Wu Ling with some tears and laughter: "I, the head catcher of Chang'an Mansion, is still standing in front of you!" Are you pointing at the monk and scolding the bald donkey? ”

Wu Ling nodded: "It seems to be!" Well, I was wrong! I'll take back what I just said, but are you sure you can handle these people in front of you? ”

Wang Wujian smiled and pulled out the soft sword from his waist: "Don't worry, it will be done soon, and then I will take you to drink tea to suppress the shock!" ”

"Hey, don't you want to be so stingy? If you want to suppress the shock, usually use a bar? Wu Ling looked at Wang Wujian with a smile: "Otherwise, accompany me to Bishuiwu, and find Xiao Min to play the piano and sing for us, that will definitely soothe my frightened heart!" ”

At this time, Wang Wujian had already caught up with his opponent, and when he heard Wu Ling's words, he almost didn't jump up: "Are you showing off your head?" I'm a little catcher, how can I have the money to go to a place like Bishuiwu? "No, that's not the point, is it? The point is, isn't Wu Ling a woman? How can any woman go to the green house?

Wu Ling stood behind and clapped his hands happily as he watched Wang Wujian fight: "It's okay, I'm more familiar with Sister Xiaomin, it's a big deal to let her give you credit, you can pay it off whenever you want, at most let her not count interest!" ”

"Don't go too far, you kid!" Wang Que broke one person's hand tendon with a sword and turned his head to look at Wu Ling: "If you say it again, you don't have to drink tea!" Where do you look like you're scared, kid? ”

"You guys don't go too far!" I'm playing the role of a wicked person and trying to kill someone, right? What's going on with these two people? Chat while fighting: "You give me concentration!" ”

"Poof!" Wu Ling couldn't hold back for a moment, and burst out laughing: "Hey, hey, you look very big, why do you only grow muscles and not brains?" Originally, he could beat you up at will, but you still want him to beat him seriously, and if he thinks he has a long life, he will say it directly! This is Qujiang, how clean are you jumping directly? There is no need to waste national resources to investigate your life experience, motives, and instigators behind your back, and your corpse can also feed the fish and shrimp in the river, benefiting the country and the people, and benefiting the aquarium! If I were you, I'd just throw away the weapon in my hand and jump down! Look at you people, you haven't done anything good in your life, it's rare for me to show you a way to be a new person, don't be too grateful to me! ”

With a sword to force the opponent away, Wang Wujian looked at Wu Ling with some unbearable eyes: "I'm fighting, can you be serious?" ”

Wu Ling looked at Wang Wujian with an innocent face: "I'm very serious!" Don't you see that I'm already talking to them about life? Do you still have any grievances on such a serious topic? ”

Dodging the opponent's attack, Wang Wujian was already speechless: "Forget it, when I didn't say anything, you continue!" ”

"That's what it was!" Wu Ling looked at the remaining four people and said, "Alas, the level is not enough to dare to send it, I really don't know whether to call you stupid or stupid?" ”

"Is that a meaning?" Wang Wujian really couldn't help but want to talk back!

Wu Ling nodded: "Yes, I was originally scolding them!" Brother Wang, did you just find out? Ahh It's all Big Brother Wang, they didn't find out about it, but as soon as you said it, they all found out that I was scolding them! Don't be angry, everyone! If you are angry, you will be angry! Oh, you don't think you believe in Buddhism! How good it is to believe in Buddhism! It can benefit all sentient beings and benefit the people......"

"Shut up!" The person at the head finally couldn't stand Wu Ling, and threw the sword in his hand directly, Wu Ling screamed and rolled to the side with his head, and the sword was dangerously wiped against her body and nailed into the grass: "I've been chirping there crookedly, and I'm dead of noise!" ”

Wu Ling looked at the punctured clothes with a bitter face: "I said this big brother, you don't want to believe in Buddhism, you don't want to purify sentient beings, you don't want to benefit the people, just say it, don't throw things around!" It's not right to throw things like this, it's not good if you hit someone, and this is the riverside, maybe there are children playing here, what if you hit a friend? Even if you can't hit the children, it's not right to hit the flowers and plants! You know, one flower and one world, look at you, how many worlds have to be destroyed if this sword is lost! ”

"Ahhh The man listened to Wu Ling keep talking, and finally shouted and gave up Wang Wujian and rushed towards Wu Ling.

Seeing this, Wu Ling was so frightened that he held his head and shouted and began to circle around this open space: "Kill someone, help!" It's thundering, it's time to collect clothes! Although she was shouting, she was laughing sullenly, no wonder even Sun Wukong couldn't stand it at the beginning, such a classic line, it is estimated that a person will go crazy when he hears it! Well, one more must-do for people traveling through has been done! Haha, how many have you done now?

Hearing Wu Ling say that there was thunder, everyone habitually looked up at the sky and found that the sun was shining in the sky, and there was no trace of rain at all, and at this time, Wu Ling had already run to a relatively safe place: "It doesn't matter if people are stupid, it's not right for people to be stupid and come out to show off!" ”

"You...... I'm going to kill you today! Just as the man in charge was yelling, Wang Wuji's sword was already on his neck: "I arrest you for murder!" Please come back to Yamen with me! ”

"Brother Wang, you're not right, it's just an idea that he wants to kill me, at most it's a verbal threat, I can sue him for intimidation, but the crime of murder doesn't seem to be established! No, he just shot at Brother Wang, so you can also arrest them for attempted murder! Still, do you have a way to bring so many people back now? Wu Ling jumped down from the big rock: "Eight people, you can do it all by yourself, Brother Wang, you are so powerful?" ”