Chapter 40: The Show Begins

When Li Qiusheng saw this scene, he immediately stayed aside, and the resentment in his heart immediately lined up on his face.

He glanced at Old Man Dong, who was still foolish, and said angrily. "Old man, I've told you everything, you're still so anxious. Okay, now that we don't have anything to drink, let's just sit down and see who comes to our aid. ”

After listening to Li Qiusheng's complaints for a while, Old Man Dong's face turned red, and he was speechless for a while, and froze in the middle of it.

The two of them were at a stalemate all of a sudden.

Once, twice, the rooster announced, and the sky gradually brightened.

Although Li Qiusheng and Old Man Dong were tired enough to be tired enough by Di Jinyan and his gang without eating or drinking, they still woke up sleepily before dawn.

When Li Qiusheng woke up, he opened his eyes, and the wax fire in the lobby had been extinguished at some point. The sky outside was still a little gray, and a few faint rays of light had been revealed on the horizon. He rubbed the old man Dong next to him, and whispered, "Old man, it's dawn, don't sleep." You've been acting like you, and now it's time for you to put on a show. Hurry up and tell them to get some food to bring in, my stomach hasn't eaten for a day, and I'm screaming with hunger. ”

Old Man Dong seems to be sleeping soundly, although he is tied up, he is still sleepy. was rubbed by Li Qiusheng like this, and immediately woke up. He chirped and said, "Boy, you think beautifully." If we had a way, we would have escaped last night, and would we have to wait for a night without food or drink in such a place? If you're smart, you'd better die of this heart. You're hungry, you won't find a way to ask that thief to go, what kind of bad idea is it to beat my old man? ”

"Okay, old man, if you don't call it, then I'll think of it myself. It's just that I don't know who bragged about Niu B in Lei Mansion at the beginning, and when it was really in trouble, I didn't necessarily know how good Niu B was. It turned out that it was just a paper tiger, and it would only be whitewashed. Li Qiusheng deliberately raised his voice and said excitedly, and then lay straight on the lobby like a gray earth dog, closing his eyes and pondering.

Being slapped on the head by Li Qiusheng early in the morning, Old Man Dong was so angry that he immediately glared at the big cloudy eyes of the deep tunnel and said angrily. "You kid is the best, my old man is now in this kind of field, don't say it, save yourself from being cut by your kid's heart, I still have to laugh with your kid."

Li Qiusheng immediately smiled and said with a funny grimace. "Old man, you don't have to hurt me so much. We are all people in a pair of pants, do we still need to repay such a broken female ju? Please, it's better to hurry up and find a way to get out of trouble. Ah, the old man is here, let's pretend to sleep for a while, and see what they do before reasoning. ”

Old Man Dong nodded and said, "Boy, this is pretty much the same, we should work together to deal with this thief first." ”

After speaking, the two of them fell silent in a deep voice, pretending to sleep, just waiting for the thief outside to approach and do something.

"Hey, hey, get up, get up. My eldest lady called the younger one to serve the two uncles. "It's too late, it's too late, and the two thieves with yellow cloth scarves on their heads have already pushed the door in.

When the two thieves entered the house, they looked around, and when they saw that there was nothing to break through, they first pushed open the windows on both sides.

Suddenly, a cold morning breeze fluttered, stirring people's hearts for a while. And the two thieves also involuntarily let out a few shivering snoos.

"Hey, hey, don't sleep, my eldest lady sent our brothers to serve the two uncles."

A young thief poked out his goose-necked slender erection and said, looking impatient.

The other older thief said with a foxy face, "Two masters, wake up quickly." If I don't serve you well, the younger one will be punished by the eldest lady again. You have pity, pity on you. We are also old and young, and we can't make any mistakes. ”

"Hey, brother, why do you say so ugly and disgusting, as if we were here to accept our sins. I don't think so. The young thief retorted, and the sight radiating from his eyes rolled his eyes with hatred at Li Qiusheng and Old Man Dong, who were pretending to be pillows.

"Hey, long goose, you're not a family and a room, of course you don't understand the power. But you can always feel your father's hard work, you can endure any hardship for your children, you can block any crime, and you can do any work. I am now one of the 'poor parents' in the world, and I can't compare with you. The old thief said with a shy look again, his eyes narrowed, and he hurriedly glanced at the two who were still sleeping in the lobby.

"Okay, brother, even if I'm afraid of you, I will be considerate and considerate of your difficulties, and serve these two uncles as you say." The young thief finally pressed the look of compromise and said, and at the end he did not forget to put on a very unreasonable embarrassment.

Li Qiusheng and Old Man Dong heard the real conversation between the two thieves, and couldn't help but snicker in their hearts. However, after laughing, there was a trace of unspeakable bitterness.

Li Qiusheng secretly thought in his heart, this thief woman really has two hands, and after only one word of command, these arrogant bandits and bandits actually obeyed the dispatch of one. No wonder I was in that small mountain village, on the one hand, I suffered a big loss from Di Jinyan's nest, and on the other hand, I inadvertently harvested Di Jinyan's spring heart. Let the thief woman actually have such a curious heart for herself.

At this time, Old Man Dong suddenly opened his eyes, twisted his waist and blew, and opened his mouth to say. "Come on, the old man is dying of hunger, he is dying, he can't stand it, he can't stand it."

Old man Dong said this, and Li Qiusheng also coaxed. "Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, yo, yo, come on, I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I'm dying of urine."

At this time, these two second-class thieves couldn't understand for a while what Old Man Dong and Li Qiusheng were messing with? I could only stare dryly, standing there and trying not to see a single one.

However, the two of them caught a glimpse of Li Qiusheng's kid exerting his strength to eat, and shouted in an extremely exaggerated manner. His face was dark, his eyes were straight, as if he was going to die or live, and he hurriedly helped Li Qiusheng, who was rolling, and said.

"Li Gongzi, are you okay? Don't make this intimidating pose. Your life is more precious than our lives, if you are in the hands of our two little hairy people, something bad happens, but we are the humble little soldiers who suffer. Li Gongzi, you are doing well, don't embarrass us shrimp soldiers who are pawns. ”

The old man Dong on the side, seeing Li Qiusheng making this posture of dressing, knew what the hell Li Qiu's kid wanted to do. He hurried up to the two thieves and said, "Big brother, I think you broke this kid's urine bubble. Either you don't let people move freely in the morning, and solve the three urgencies on your body. It's okay now, if something bad happens to this kid, I'll see how the two of you explain to your eldest lady, and when the time comes, don't say that my old man is ruthless and unrighteous to you. ”

After saying that, Old Man Dong also put on a look of ignoring it, and he was angry in front of the two thieves.

The two little thieves also panicked when they saw the situation in front of them, and they didn't know what to do. I had to go to Master Dong and beg in a low voice. "Old man, you can do it, there are a lot of adults, don't remember that yesterday's small ones are not. Yesterday, the little one was ordered to serve you old, and the one above said that he would not give the two masters food and drink first, and he would talk about it later. ”

"Don't you see our brothers doing what they're told? It's not that our brothers don't provoke you, and your old age is miserable. Li Gongzi is like this now, and he didn't say anything about it. After that, the two thieves glanced at Old Man Dong a few times diligently. A pair of pitying eyes suddenly shed a few tears.

Old Man Dong saw that the fire had arrived, and there was no result if he continued to rectify it. had to slap Li Qiusheng, Li Qiusheng was like a lobster that could bend and bounce, bouncing directly from the ground, with a pair of angry round eyes, standing in front of the two thieves with a strange face.

The two thieves seemed to have been burdened with a thousand pounds, and they were overjoyed for a while, and immediately collapsed to the ground. looked at Old Man Dong and Li Qiusheng in front of him weakly, with a stunned expression.

Li Qiusheng smiled, walked over, and pulled the short thief's ear and smiled. "Hey, hey, I can't imagine that you will also be despised by us. Yesterday, I asked you two to get more bowls of water for our grandfather and grandson, but you just refused, and made us two thirsty all night like a soil king. It's good now, let the master trick the two of you, so that you two don't know how powerful the master is. ”

With that, he kicked hard at his feet, and the thief screamed and fell to the ground. fell like a four-legged king, and he couldn't climb for a long time.

Li Qiusheng was suddenly so happy that he danced with his hands, and suddenly he jumped and shouted. "thief, let you compensate the master for his tricks today."

As soon as the words fell, Li Qiusheng lifted his pants, and a urine bubble was sprinkled on the short thief's body vividly.

Old Man Dong shouted loudly on the side, "Boy, you can't be presumptuous. The thieves are also people, leave a line on the ten lines, and they will meet in the future, you can't trick them like this, so let's withdraw quickly. With that, with a push of both hands, Li Qiusheng was pushed three feet away, and the dripping suffering suffered by the short thief was finally relieved by Old Man Dong.

When the thin thief saw that his short accomplice had been insulted by Li Qiusheng's kid in vain, he hated it in his heart, and glared angrily at Li Qiusheng, who was getting carried away at this time.

He struggled to his feet from the ground and yelled viciously. "Li Qiusheng, since you are unjust, don't blame me for being ruthless, if you trick my brother like this, it is an insult to me. Though there is a command from above, do not neglect you. But you kid has done a great job, and I can't care so much about it, so let's beat you up first, and then say, I'll see who else you can complain to. With that, a posture of a hungry tiger pounced on a sheep swept towards Li Qiusheng's body.

Li Qiusheng was in the place of pride, and was swept wildly by the thin thief, and immediately shook his feet a few times, his body was unstable, as if the dust drifting in the wind fell sharply to the ground. It was too late for him to stabilize his body again, only one dodge, half a step late, and the thin thief added another leg, Li Qiusheng fell like a fallen leaf on a branch, and fell straight to the place where he peed.

With the sound of "porphyry", Li Qiusheng fell impartially to the place where he had spilled his urine, and his face was stained with shame.

Li Qiusheng lay on the ground and immediately turned around and roared angrily, "Okay, you thief, I'm going to kill you!" Your grandma's, trick me, I'm going to crush you into dust! "After roaring, you have to make a move, leaving no one a chance.

However, when Li Qiusheng roared hoarsely, Old Man Dong laughed on the side.

Old Man Dong sneered on the side, "Boy, call you a trickster?" I won't help you this time, so let's enjoy the sins you have done. Well, the taste of this urine is quite beautiful. After that, there was another unbearable laugh. was so angry that Li Qiusheng, who was stained with a smack, could only stare at his eyes and nose vertically.

Li Qiusheng immediately glanced at Old Man Dong's smug form, and said hatefully. "Old man, you are a bear. Do you think that when I am plagued, you are at ease? Wait a minute, it's your turn to see how long you can be arrogant? ”

"Really?" Old Man Dong asked, glanced sideways at the two thieves who had been tricked by Li Qiusheng, and said again and again. "Okay, two brothers, you see that Li Qiusheng's kid has also been punished, and you two won't suffer any more. I see, let's just forget it, and if we continue to make trouble like this, I'm afraid you won't end well. For the sake of my old man's thin face, our accounts will be written off, and each will do its own thing. ”

"Otherwise, if your superiors inquire about it, you two will not be comfortable with this crime." The two thieves, after Old Man Dong's explanation, seemed to hesitate slightly. Then he nodded in agreement and signaled to Old Man Dong. "Well, if you two disasters meet you, our brothers will be considered unlucky."

Li Qiusheng rolled on the ground and said, "Old man, no. I, Li Qiusheng, were not born to suffer. How can you speak for me? Aren't you afraid that I'll find you as an old man to add to the crime? As he spoke, he moved his feet and kicked directly on the chair where Old Man Dong was sitting.

The two thieves were startled, and immediately stepped forward to support Old Man Dong, who jumped off the chair, and yelled at Li Qiusheng. "Boy, you don't want to make too much of it. If so, we won't be able to spare you. ”

Li Qiusheng grinned and said defiantly. "Alright, we'll see. See who can't spare whom? ”