"I understand your feelings, a person like me who is full of jade all over his body, and even I myself is a jade person, is simply a sinner among sinners," Bai Yangbai went to scrape the tip of He Angelica's nose, but she dodged it, he suddenly sighed and said, "I found one thing, since Meng Xuan said that you should keep your distance from other men, you sneered at him on the surface, but you are no longer as intimate with me as before." Hey, do you have a spare dress to lend me in the dormitory? Bai Yangbai patted the robe that had one sleeve cut off by Meng Xuan, but this action touched his shoulder that was pinched by Meng Xuan, and he couldn't help grinning in pain, it was too ruthless for that kid.

"Lend Qing'er's to you to wear, mine doesn't fit you to wear, hurry up, by the way, see how your injuries are," He Angelica led him to the door of the piano house with flowers and willows, and said, "I didn't mind Meng Xuan's words, if I didn't care about what others said, then I wouldn't be able to live a long time ago, and I would end up depressed." Actually, I just have a little bit of money to settle with you. As he spoke, he turned around and looked at each other with a light smile.

"Reckoning?" While rubbing the wound, Bai Yangbai innocently looked at a piece of wicker in her hand and asked, "Girl, what are you doing picking this?" ”

He Angelica tried the toughness of the wicker and explained to him: "That's the case, I heard that the real peerless master Flying Flowers and Flying Leaves can kill people, but it's a pity that I didn't have the right head to throw the hidden weapon, and the flowers and leaves couldn't hit people, so I wanted to try my wicker to get into the wood...... "Saying that, she held the willow in her right hand, pinched a sword trick in her left hand, and between the fluttering skirts, she had already stepped on the mysterious footwork and approached a willow tree, her wrist shook slightly, and she waved that section of willow onto the trunk on the right side. The wicker was everywhere, leaving a deep mark on the trunk, and even a large piece of bark around it had been sucked off.

He Angelica stroked the pliable wicker, looked at Bai Yangbai, and asked slowly: "Tell me, how many times have you sneaked into Luofu?" What secret news have you heard? In addition to the old lady and the acacia flower, what other faces have you used to appear in front of me? How many of my personal belongings have you touched? ”

Bai Yangbai's face twitched, and he tried his best to maintain his composure and said: "Girl, the poor road is a person outside the party, and it is nothing to go in and out of your boudoir occasionally, when you went into my room to ask for a bath, every time I boiled the water for you, collected the valuables in the house, walked out with my head held high and did not squint, locked the door of the room, took a boring walk in the academy, and scattered for two or three hours, you said, have I ever seen you more?" ”

"Don't divert the topic, I have always only regarded you as the father-in-law in the palace, so I don't taboo this," He Angelica squinted at him disdainfully, "What I asked is why you didn't come to me in a bright way, but you had to stretch your head behind my back, since you can take out the mask of the acacia flower from your arms, it can be seen that this is not the first time you have pretended to be her, what is the purpose of your doing this?" ”

Bai Yangbai continued to confess himself: "I still remember one time, you heartless dead girl actually fell asleep in the bath in one of my big men's rooms, if I have a little bad intentions, you will be finished!" But when I came back from a walk, I immediately exited the door as soon as I found that the situation was wrong, and threw stones into the house through the air window, and threw eight or nine to wake you up, but you were good, not only did you not thank me for protecting your innocence, but you also punched me in the old face and knocked off half of my mask! ”

He Angelica was angry when he mentioned that time: "That time I clearly told you to find another place to sleep, and let me use your room for a day, just because I found that luck in that soup bath is smoother than when I soak in hot spring water, that day when I was just getting better, there were stones constantly falling from the top of my head, so I had to immediately stop my most successful luck, you still dare to mention it!" Eat me first! ”

Bai Yangbai hugged his head and scurried in the direction where she was, and said with a smile: "I'm not afraid that you will rummage around in my room alone, you dead girl always thinks about my prescriptions and medicinal materials." ”

He Angelica glared at him viciously: "We have such a good relationship, what's wrong with you revealing your secret recipe to me?" ”

"How good can it be?" Bai Yangbai waved his hand, "Don't come to me, I and you are just an ordinary master-apprentice plus friend and bath friend, I can only pass this prescription to my descendants surnamed Bai, but I have no intention of being a woman, so God is destined to bring it into the coffin." So don't worry about my prescription in the future, if you play tricks on me again, I will tell Ah Quan that you admire him and let him take you away and put you in prison, his house is full of women, and you can't clean it up for the rest of your life. ”

He Angelica was furious: "The ghost admires that person, I admire the pig and the dog will not admire him, if you dare to act like this, I will kill you first and then commit suicide, I will never enter the palace." ”

Bai Yangbai trembled his shoulders and said: "Women are too terrible, they love other men to death and live, and if they die, they have to pull on the back of the poor road, I won't tell you." He walked into the piano house with his head in his hands, walked to Liao Qing'er's seat and found a cotton skirt to change into, and when he came out, he looked like Huaihua himself. He smiled sharply and said, "Miss, let's go home, fight villains!" ”

He Angelica looked him up and down critically, and couldn't find any loopholes, so he nodded and instructed him: "Huaihua went to take care of the pregnant Sister Pearl three months ago, you just smiled when you saw others in Taoyao Courtyard, don't speak, especially to the cicada, otherwise you will arouse suspicion if you can't say a few words." After thinking about it, he said, "Sun's seems to have come prepared this time, maybe she gave Hua Yu cold sex medicine, and let me accidentally run into Hua Yu, and then found out about it, these are all scenes that Sun rehearsed early in the morning, but I hated that I didn't notice her trap for a while, and I will inevitably lose the first half of the game when I get to Luo's house later, you must not help me out loud, the master of Luo's family speaks, and the next person is not qualified to intervene." ”

Bai Yangbai nodded excitedly: "I know, let's go, let's go, let's go and meet Sun Meiniang's little girl!" ”

He Angelica patted the dust and dew on the skirt and walked out first, and Bai Yangbai then picked it up. He Angelica said: "While there is no one on the road now, you simply tell me that the old lady has a stroke and wants to match me to one of them as a concubine, how true or false is this matter, where did you hear it?" Did the old lady say it herself? ”

"Of course, is there any news in this world that I can't find out?" Bai Yangbai covered his mouth and said with a wicked smile, "Does your old lady have a cronie named Mama Tang, who has never married in her life, and has two adopted sons and one adopted daughter?" That adopted daughter also follows her example, and she won't marry when she's almost thirty? ”

"Yes, Mama Tang's adopted daughter, isn't she Miss Ji." He Angelica used the wicker in his hand to hit the holly leaves on the side of the road for a while, and every time he swung it, he waved a leaf rain, and the holly was as neat as if it had been cut with long scissors.

Bai Yangbai lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "Tut, it turns out that she doesn't have a man, but she has two lovers in one go, but she can't marry two at the same time, so she just has a relationship between men and women without marrying." Seeing He Angelica's stunned face, he further revealed, "I heard these things with my own ears, she and those two even had a son, and one gave birth to one." ”

He Angelica didn't believe it: "Are you talking about the two adopted sons of Miss Ji?" It was all she picked up from the back alley, and we all saw it with our own eyes. Hey, I'm asking about Feng Yang and Guan Mo, what do you say Miss Ji is doing? ”

Bai Yangbai waved his hand: "Don't worry, here's the thing, last month I spent the night in the stable of a small inn, and I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I wanted to see if there was a free room to sleep, who knew that I saw a fragrant scene." The one who did the work was actually two men and one woman, and the woman still called one of them the eldest brother, and the other called the second brother, and my old face was red when I saw it. After they finished their work, they put on their clothes and left, and I suddenly stopped sleepy, so I went home with them, but the more I looked at that home, the more familiar it became, and then I looked closely, isn't this the Luo family where He Yatou lives? I heard that the woman was called Miss Ji, and after a closer look, I remembered that she was the woman in charge of the old lady's treasury. At this time, her second brother carried her into the room again, and after a while the clothes were thrown out of the tent, so I picked up the clothes and changed them, disguised myself as her, and stayed in front of your old lady for four days. ”

"Four days?" He Angelica frowned, "What did you hear from the old lady?" ”

Bai Yangbai approached: "You're not curious, why is Miss Ji absent from work for four days?" It turns out that her two elder brothers are the head of the branch of the Lu Feng Dart Bureau, and the other is the five bags of the beggar gang, both of whom are very busy, she and these two are newly married Xiao Biesheng, and they can't get out after entering the room......"

"What did you hear from the old lady?!" Seeing that he was about to reach the gate of the academy, and the sedan chair of the Luo family was also visible in the distance, He Angelica finally couldn't bear to interrupt Bai Yangbai, and said angrily, "Don't keep putting your rosacea nose into other people's homes to meddle in things, Miss Ji is one of the few good people in the Luo family, is it strange that she is twenty-eight or nineteen years old and has a lover and a son?" It's really disrespectful for you to go to the corner of her house to listen to her—did the old lady mention my family affairs? ”

Bai Yangbai touched his nose boringly: "Look at you in a hurry, as if you wish you would get on the sedan chair tomorrow, you are so calm about the affairs of a maid and two husbands, I see that you have the potential to develop towards her." In the days when I was pretending to be her, I accidentally intercepted an informal letter of appointment from Guan Mo, which stated that I would like to marry you as the eldest of the concubines. Although the letter of appointment did not reach the old lady, Guan Mo brought his mother Liao Shi over, with boxes and boxes of fat crabs, saying that he would enjoy chrysanthemums with the old lady. But after eating the crab, she mentioned your name five times in her words, but Chrysanthemum didn't mention a word. ”

He Angelica frowned: "Liao's? Isn't it Qing'er's aunt? It's just that her son took a concubine, and she was willing to send a matchmaker to give face, why did she come here in person? ”

"It's not that you yourself are attractive, everyone loves you, and both men and women are killed," Bai Yangbai guessed for her, "You often go to Liao's Mansion to find a fat girl to spend the night, haven't you met Liao's once?" Could it be that at that time she had a crush on you? When the fat girl chatted with her aunt, did she say a lot of good things about you? ”

He Angelica shook his head: "I have never seen this Mrs. Liao, I heard that she doesn't like to be lively, and even the younger generation of the Guan family is rare, she went to Luofu to propose ......a marriage last month" He Angelica pondered for a moment, and suddenly opened his eyes wide, "Guan Yun was divorced by Duan Xiaolou last month, and then Guan Yun's mother suddenly came to the door and wanted to ask me to give Guan Mo as a concubine!" She is trying to vent her anger on Guan Yun, and she blames me for this mistake! How did the old lady reply to Mrs. Liao? ”

"Peace of mind! Your old lady rejected her on the spot," Bai Yangbai put his arm on her shoulder and smiled, "Your old lady said that although you have a bad background, you are well-behaved and intelligent, and being a concubine for men is the ranking of a small family when Jasper enters a big family." And Luo Guan's two families have the same family background, Miss Luo Jiabiao married the Guan family, even if she was the eldest concubine, at least she had to be the youngest of the side wives. Mrs. Liao said that she would think about it again, and just like that, these two people didn't talk, and your family affair was put on hold. ”

He Angelica's eyebrows were slightly burnt: "If you can't talk once, how do you know that there is no second time?" If Mrs. Liao holds a grudge against me, then in the face of her grudges, how can she not be willing to take out the position of a side wife? I heard Qing'er mention that her aunt's most painful thing is Guan Yun! ”

Bai Yangbai soothed: "It's okay, in case of misfortune that they get together and marry you, even if the Liao family doesn't want to see you, that Guan Mo is very kind to see you, and he went to ice water to salvage you just now." I heard that all his concubines are not as favored as a little eunuch who was given to him as a gift, maybe he is also like Feng Yang, pretending to like a eunuch is actually secretly in love with you, guarding you like jade, and he is also a talent, it is better for you to follow, who told you not to want Duan Xiaolou? ”

He Angelica was silent, a wicker was pulled down, and a holly was split from the middle.

Bai Yangbai scratched his face, it was originally a comforting word, but when he got to his mouth, he couldn't help but stab her twice, and now seeing her stubborn appearance, he felt a little unbearable in his heart, and changed his tone to a more serious tone and said: "Actually, Meng Xuan's method is quite good, even if you use a trick to block the Guan family once, maybe next time there will be another Wu family clan, how many times can you stop it?" Let Meng Xuan go to Luo's house to propose! ”