Chapter 546: A Day Without Durex is a Good Day

Wang Lu's "invented" "Egg Rolling Machine" is far less effective than Lu Kai's live-action version, hearing the "Get Out" played in the tape recorder, the zombies will not obediently turn away, however, they will appear obvious sluggishness, the closer they get, the better the effect.

Wang Lu and Lu Kai privately pondered that the reason why the recording effect is not as good as that of real people may be related to Lu Kai's brain waves, when Lu Kai yelled at the zombies to "get out", he inadvertently emitted the corresponding brain waves, which enhanced the effect on the zombies.

But even this "fake. The recording version of the "Fuck Off Spell", but it is also a great invention, between face-to-face fighting with zombies, sometimes life and death are only a line of difference, this "egg rolling machine" can make zombies stunned for a few seconds, and the critical moment is a life.

Therefore, the weapons and equipment of the people in Yashan have another standard part - the egg rolling machine. This egg rolling machine, its prototype is actually the folk commonly known as the chanting machine or chanting machine, which is issued by the nearby temple to good men and women, a little larger than the matchbox, as soon as it is opened, it is the sound of chanting. Li Bo thought about changing the pre-stored Buddhist scriptures inside to Lu Kai's "get out", everyone is worthy of it, and it is not cumbersome, it is indeed a good thing.

Lu Kai untied the "egg rolling machine" in his waist and smiled: "This thing is annoying, but I don't have to yell every day now." ”

Zheng Jiaxi poured hot water for Lu Kai, handed him a towel, and said that he wanted to give him something hot to drink, where was Lu Kai impatient with this, he came in the snow, but not to eat and drink.

Lu Kai salivated and took Zheng Jiaxi's hand: "Good wife, don't be busy, let's go upstairs." ”

Zheng Jiaxi didn't know the meaning of Lu Kai's words, bit his lip and said, "I'm going to kill you, this cold day ......"

Lu Kai said with a hippie smile: "Didn't you prescribe the oil tin, besides, it will heat up when you move." Regardless of Zheng Jiaxi's half-push, he stretched out his hand and picked Zheng Jiaxi up horizontally. Roared and walked upstairs.

Zheng Jiaxi really turned on the oil tin in the room, she was afraid that Lu Kai would be cold, so she turned on three heaters in one go, including one oil tin and two infrared fans - this electricity. It was Lu Kai who secretly picked it up from Yinjiang Town. The transmission line from the Kyaukkou Reservoir to Yinjiang Town originally passed through the area of Jinlu Village, and after Lu Kai overheard Qiu Weiqin talk about it, he found an opportunity to pull a wire to his Jinwu Zangjiao.

It's not for his own enjoyment, but he insists on letting Zheng Jiaxi eat hot food, although Zheng Jiaxi, as a smart corpse, is not taboo. Anything you eat can be digested cleanly, but Lu Kai is a little dead-eyed, and always feels that eating hot food will help Zheng Jiaxi recover his body, "What does eating lettuce look like, should you be a rabbit raised by yourself?" "Gas is hard to come by, so we use an induction cooker to heat it.

The oil tin and the heater had just been turned on, and there was not much warmth in the room. But Lu Kai couldn't help it for a long time, threw Zheng Jiaxi in his arms on the bed, and took off his clothes in a hurry. pounced, Zheng Jiaxi was afraid that he would catch a cold, so he hurriedly pulled the quilt and covered the two of them.

Although Zheng Jiaxi didn't feel it, she still retained a shyness as a girl, and let Lu Kai be nonsense on herself, but she didn't dare to look at it with her eyes closed, but just snorted like a mosquito: "Ah Kai, don't forget to wear a condom." ”

Lu Kai and Zheng Jiaxi can now be called old husbands and wives, and the two of them have done a lot of things. In addition, Lu Kai relayed to Zheng Jiaxi some experiments that Wang Lu had done on Log No. 1, proving that unless Zheng Jiaxi bit himself with his teeth, he would not become a zombie, so the two of them have long since stopped wrapping plastic wrap on their bodies, but the sleeve was resolutely asked by Zheng Jiaxi to be worn by Lu Kai.

Hearing Zheng Jiaxi ask out loud. Lu Kai was busy in the quilt and hummed casually, Zheng Jiaxi did not doubt him, closed his eyes, afraid that Lu Kai's movements would be too big, and the quilt would get cold in the wind, and he deliberately tucked the quilt with his hand. …,

In fact, Lu Kai lied, he didn't use a condom, in fact, he didn't use a condom to do things with Zheng Jiaxi several times, but he concealed it well, so he was not discovered by Zheng Jiaxi.

It's not that Lu Kai deliberately didn't listen to Zheng Jiaxi's words - he has always felt guilty that Zheng Jiaxi is now caused by himself, he has always been obedient to her, and he has always been true to her intentions - but Lu Kai had to do this, the reason is very simple, he has no condom in his hand.

Since the implementation of the supply system in Yashan, all materials have been handed over to the public, and Lao Yu has looked at the warehouse very closely, so Lu Kai can't get a set at all.

Of course, there is a supply of sets in the supply and marketing cooperative, and Li Bo is one of the big buyers, but if Lu Kai walks into the supply and marketing cooperative, he says to the salesperson: "Bring me 10 sets." "Then you don't have to wait until noon to eat, the news will spread all over Yashan.

At that time, not only will his old lady Qiu Weiqin come to the door and ask him which girl he is getting along with, but even the leader of Wang Lu will find himself to have a serious conversation - you know, the girls in this cliff mountain are younger than Lu Kai, and the only Zheng Jiayan of the right age is an "enemy", this Lu Kai has a sex life, is it messing with an adult woman? Either way, it's not a good thing.

Therefore, after Lu Kai used up all the durex stocks in his hand, he simply hid it from Zheng Jiaxi and no longer wore a "raincoat" with real knives and guns.

This is also Lu Kai's boldness, Wang Lu and Qian Zhengang have not done the "infection probability of humans and zombies with unprotected measures" test - seriously, Wang Lu has not been perverted enough to find a way to do such an experiment.

However, after the first time he did something without a condom, Lu Kai found that he had nothing to do, so he was more relieved and bold, and he was still thinking about secretly hiding some condoms when he went out to search for supplies, but now he didn't care about it for a long time, and besides, he hated using condoms in the first place. Now, there is no cover, and he is just hiding it from Zheng Jiaxi.

The young man was the most greedy, Lu Kai tossed for more than an hour, and then he paid the public ration, and when he leaned out of the bed with satisfaction, he saw Zheng Jiaxi still with her eyes closed, lying motionless under her figure - she was unconscious, and she didn't know that Lu Kai was "done." ”

Lu Kai felt the cool body of Zheng Jiaxi in his arms, and unconsciously felt a little uncomfortable, he only cared about enjoyment, and didn't think about how boring it was for Zheng Jiaxi to lie motionless in bed. In the past, when there was a Kyaukkou Reservoir, although Zheng Jiaxi was thin and shy, he was very affectionate, and he also enjoyed the fun brought by this love, inadvertently. It also makes a moving moan from the throat.

It was himself who made his beloved fall into this field today.

Lu Kai leaned over and kissed Zheng Jiaxi's little face: "What are you thinking?" ”

Zheng Jiaxi opened his eyes: "Okay?" Get dressed and don't catch a cold. As she spoke, she wanted to get up because of her low body temperature. Sleeping next to Lu Kai will only take away his heat, so he always gets up in a hurry.

Lu Kai hugged her: "Don't move, lie down for a while." ”

Zheng Jiaxi couldn't beat Lu Kai, so he had to soften his body, let him hold him, and muttered: "You have been too diligent during this time." What if Uncle Wang Lu finds out? ”

Lu Kai said with a smile: "It's okay, since the town was connected to the water, life has become more and more comfortable day by day, and there have been several groups of survivors who have come to take refuge in Yashan, and there are now more than 100 people in Yashan." This person is full of troubles, and the leader of Wang Lu is busy every day, where can he take care of a little bala like me? Besides, today the Ministry of Armed Forces took advantage of the heavy snowfall. When I went to the mountains and forests to catch wild animals, I used the excuse that I had a special ability, but it was convenient to act alone. I slipped to you. It's a big deal, when I leave, take a rabbit you raised back and say that I caught it, right? ”…,

Zheng Jiaxi's rabbit was caught by her in the field by accident, the rabbit was not a hare, but it seemed to be scattered after being raised, and it was looking for food in the field in winter, and Zheng Jiaxi caught four of them at once.

When Lu Kai saw Zheng Jiaxi raising a rabbit, he applauded again and again, and encouraged her to kill and eat it - even if it was braised rabbit meat, but Zheng Jiaxi refused, saying that the rabbit was so hungry that it was full of skin and bones. What's delicious, it's better to raise a bunny waiting for birth. Rabbits are very good at giving birth, and by next year, they will be a big litter.

Zheng Jiaxi This is actually a pretext, she temporarily decided to catch this rabbit, but it was actually prepared for Luo Li Luo Gang.

Previously. Zheng Jiaxi insisted that she would not eat blood food, and asked Luo Li Luo Gang not to eat it, but she soon found that this would not work.

Luo Li is a developing child, and the other is still Xiao Maomao, although she can eat some milk powder now, but there is not much milk powder in stock, even if the two children are smart corpses, they still need a lot of nutrition to grow, and follow Zheng Jiaxi to eat vegetables and help, it is not child abuse.

Moreover, there was an incident that also prompted Zheng Jiaxi to change his original intention of not letting the two children eat blood food.

When Luo Li took Luo Gang to chase the pear head to Jinlu Village, she took advantage of Zheng Jiaxi's defenselessness and ate the swaddling clothes of the pear head stained with Wang Bi'an's blood, and Zheng Jiaxi also blamed her at that time.

But that night, Luo Li Meimei slept for a while, and when she woke up, Zheng Jiaxi was surprised to find that the child had grown taller.

Although it didn't grow much taller, it was still obvious, especially with a pair of small feet that were a lot bigger, and the original old shoes couldn't be worn anyway.

Zheng Jiaxi quickly guessed that the reason for Luo Li's recovery and growth was somewhat related to the blood on the swaddling clothes.

Eating blood food can promote the growth of intelligent corpses, which Zheng Jiaxi had never thought of before.

I can try not to eat blood, but my two children can't.

So Zheng Jiaxi caught the rabbit and drew a little blood every day for the two children to eat, hoping that they would grow up healthily.

But maybe rabbit blood can't be compared with human blood, although Luo Li and Luo Gang both like to eat rabbit blood, but there is no obvious growth, but Zheng Jiaxi noticed from their brain electricity that the two of them did stimulate the strength of brain waves because they ate rabbit blood, and knew that this blood was still beneficial, so they persevered.

Hearing Lu Kai say that he wanted to take away a rabbit, Zheng Jiaxi hesitated a little - this meant that Luo Li and Luo Gang had less food.

Lu Kai didn't hear Zheng Jiaxi readily agree as usual, so he couldn't help but be stunned, and then said happily: "Are you worried that the rabbit will be taken away by me, and the amount you can eat will be less?" It's okay, no one will say anything about me even if I go back empty-handed. He really didn't care, on the contrary, he was faintly happy, happy that Zheng Jiaxi took the initiative to eat meat.

Lu Kai's idea is very simple, people, how can they not eat meat? He himself is meatless and unhappy, thinking that even if Zheng Jiaxi is a smart corpse, he should eat meat to live a better life, after all, eating meat and eating people are two different things, and they can't be confused, so he has been openly and secretly encouraging Zheng Jiaxi to eat more protein.

Today, he misunderstood that Zheng Jiaxi was reluctant to give the rabbit to himself, but he was extremely happy in his heart, and said busily: "I'm kidding, where can I really take away the rabbit you raised." Alas, time flies so fast, I have to go back. ”

Zheng Jiaxi was busy getting up, and he was not in a hurry to dress himself, so he helped Lu Kai get dressed first.

Lu Kai put clothes on his head indiscriminately, and inadvertently looked at Zheng Jiaxi's lower abdomen.

The smooth and delicate flat belly. There was an ugly scar like a writhing centipede.

This scar was naturally left by Zheng Jiaxi after the operation, although Lu Kai helped Zheng Jiaxi deal with it again after learning to stitch. But the scar will never go away. …,

Such a laparotomy scar, even if it is a healthy living person, after the stitches are removed, it will leave a conspicuous trace, not to mention Zheng Jiaxi, who has a very slow metabolism? Her sutures still have the threads that have not been removed - the scar is held in place by the threads. As soon as the thread is removed, the knife edge is about to crack.

This scar is Zheng Jiaxi's biggest taboo, she never talks about it, and she doesn't allow Lu Kai to touch it, because this scar always reminds her that she is a smart corpse, not a person.

So in normal times. Even when Lu Kai was doing something, he carefully controlled himself to avoid the scar.

But now, Zheng Jiaxi is busy dressing Lu Kai. exposed his body, but Lu Kai inadvertently saw the scar.

Lu Kai hurriedly turned his gaze, but he chuckled in his heart--strange, how did he think Zheng Jiaxi's scar was a little strange--he had the heart to look at it again, but he was worried that it would make Zheng Jiaxi unhappy, so he put away his thoughts, thinking that he had seen it wrong.

After Lu Kai got dressed, Zheng Jiaxi sent him to the door, Lu Kai kissed her on the cheek, and was about to turn around and leave. Suddenly paused: "By the way, Jiaxi, now that the population of Yashan is increasing, and the range of activities is getting bigger and bigger, I am worried that someone will come to this Jinlu Village in the future, in case I run into you." It's not good. ”

Zheng Jiaxi immediately understood the meaning of Lu Kai's words: "In this way, then it seems that I have to find another home in another village." ”

Lu Kai sighed: "It looks like this is the only way, anyway, if a stranger comes, you should try to avoid it." I'm not in a hurry now, if Yashan has any action, I will always know in advance, and I'll let you know when the time comes. ”

Zheng Jiaxi nodded, in fact, she had already considered this, because she was worried that the people of Yashan would hurt the partners in Jinlu Village, she had already quietly guided many zombies to the mountains, and now the zombies in Jinlu Village were only a quarter of the original.

Zheng Jiaxi doesn't care where she lives, as long as she is by Lu Kai's side, no matter where she is, it is her home.

Seeing Lu Kai's figure disappear at the entrance of the alley, Zheng Jiaxi hurriedly returned home, Teng Teng ran upstairs, opened the room next to the bedroom, and asked, "Luo Li, are you okay?" ”

Luo Li hugged Luo Gang, sat honestly on the bed in the room, saw Zheng Jiaxi coming in, and hurriedly asked, "Monster...... Let's go? Bully...... Sister. ”

After Luo Li and Zheng Jiaxi lived together, Zheng Jiaxi has been teaching her language skills, and Luo Li can barely speak a few words, but it is far from being compared with healthy human children of the same age.

The monster in Luo Li's mouth is naturally Lu Kai, every time this monster comes to the house, Zheng Jiaxi's sister lets herself and Luo Gang hide and don't make a sound.

Luo Li is naturally very obedient, because she has long known that monsters are going to harm them.

But the strange thing is that the monster didn't hurt my sister, he was just--well, bullying my sister. Lori had hidden in the crack of the door and seen that the monster was pressing on her sister and bullying her desperately, as if the little monster had pressed against herself and bullied herself.

It's just that the strange thing is that the monster took off all the clothes of his sister, but he didn't eat her, but just kept pressing his sister, which is really weird and strange.

Suddenly, a very embarrassing thought came to Lori, but soon, the thought disappeared without a trace.

But, in short, that monster is very bad and very bad, but my sister doesn't dare to eat him, hmph, when I grow up, I must eat the monster that bullied my sister and avenge my sister! Of course, I'll have to eat that little monster before that.

Zheng Jiaxi promised not to look at Luo Li's brain waves, naturally she didn't know that there were so many messy thoughts in her little head, she took Luo Gang and said: "Luo Li, my sister has told you many times, that big brother is not a monster, and he is not bullying me." He, he did this, and my sister was actually very happy. Actually, you should call him brother-in-law. ”

"Chicken?" Lori asked.

Chicken, Luo Li has seen and eaten, it is a very delicious thing, even if it is cooked by her sister, it is still delicious.

Zheng Jiaxi patted Luo Li's head: "Silly boy, just thinking about eating, it's a brother-in-law, not a chicken, forget it, when you grow up, you'll understand." ”

Zheng Jiaxi was about to go downstairs with Luo Gang in her arms, when she suddenly felt a little itchy in her abdomen, she paused, but quickly shook her head - really, she didn't feel it, how could she feel itchy? It's ridiculous. With such a big wound on my abdomen, it's good that I don't feel pain, how can it be itchy.

Zheng Jiaxi shook his hair and went downstairs - food collection in winter is a troublesome matter, and now he has to go far to find food in some houses.

At the same moment, stepping on the snow on Qi's calf, Wang Lu followed behind Feng Haiqi panting, and there were three people behind him, namely Xie Ling, Wang Bian and Feng Zhenzhen. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )