Chapter 14 For the sake of the teacher, this will pee

The headless ghost and the short-legged ghost were originally a ghost couple, and after seeing the headless ghost disappear, the short-legged ghost let out a wail of pain and raised his head to the sky and roared.

By the time Li Zhuang and Zhang Tianshi looked at the short-legged ghost, the short-legged ghost's body had undergone drastic changes at this time.

After a moment, the short-footed ghost's body began to heat up, and at the same time, a dazzling crimson light pierced through the clouds and shone directly on the short-footed ghost's body.

The short-legged ghost greedily absorbed the energy in the blood moon, and at this time, this red light seemed to contain endless yin energy, strengthening the short-legged ghost's body.

After a while, the surrounding poisonous qi also began to pour into the short-legged ghost's body, coiling around the short-legged ghost, lasting for a long time.

After a pillar of incense, a powerful aura accumulated on the short-legged ghost's body, and those aura emitted a ghostly light on the short-legged ghost's body, like a deep black flame.

"Hmmmm......" After the short-legged ghost cried, he suddenly raised his head and let out a ghost cry to Li Zhuang and Zhang Tianshi, the ghost cry was empty and lonely, which made people tremble in their hearts!

"Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan......" After Tian Yuanyuan saw the whole process of the short-legged ghost's shock, he was directly frightened and fainted.

"How dare you kill my beloved, and today my short-legged ghost will put you dead without a place to bury."

After the short-legged ghost finished speaking, the ghost shadow flashed, and flew directly into the air, making a ghost cry sound in the dark night to the surrounding woods.

An instant later, the same response came from the surrounding forests, and the sound of ghost crying sounded in the ears of Li Zhuang and Zhang Tianshi.

Zhang Tianshi is okay, he often goes out to hunt demons and ghosts, and Zhang Tianshi has long been accustomed to the strange screams coming from the surrounding forests.

But Li Zhuang is different, he has lived with ghosts since he was a child, and at this time, he is also furious in his heart.

"Master, I feel ...... I feel like there are more and more ghosts around. Li Zhuang said timidly.

"Apprentice, it's not that you feel, it's already a fact, don't believe it." After Zhang Tianshi finished speaking, he pointed to Li Zhuang's back.

Li Zhuang turned his head and looked behind him, and suddenly, there were more dazzling red lights in the darkness, and there were blue flames around those red lights, and the blue flames reflected the ghost body, Li Zhuang looked at it, at this time, there were no less than dozens of ghosts around him.

When Li Zhuang turned around again, there were dozens of ghosts behind Zhang Tianshi inexplicably.

"Division...... Master, you ...... Behind you, too! Li Zhuang suddenly contaminated, he had never seen so many ghosts.

After Li Zhuang reminded Zhang Tianshi, Zhang Tianshi did not look backwards, because at this time, whether he looked at it or not, there was no meaning. What's more, Zhang Tianshi knew in his heart that he couldn't turn back after dark, and he didn't want to commit a big taboo because of Li Zhuang's words.

"Disciple, there are too many ghosts around, and the only way to do this is to set up a formation to catch ghosts." Zhang Tianshi hinted to Li Zhuang.

"Array? But I've never understood any formations, huh? Li Zhuang said in surprise.

"You don't have to worry about this, the teacher will teach you, it's just ......" After Zhang Tianshi finished speaking, he suddenly frowned.

"Just what?" Li Zhuang said blankly.

"It's just that the forest here is dense, and the teacher can't find the props to subdue demons and exorcise ghosts." After Zhang Tianshi finished speaking, he sighed softly again.

Speaking of props, Li Zhuang also had a hard time in his heart, this place is so remote, where will he go to find props in a short time.

"Master, isn't there any other way than props?" Li Zhuang said in surprise.

"Yes, there is, but I can't get this kind of thing as a teacher now." Zhang Tianshi said embarrassedly.

"What's that?" After hearing Zhang Tianshi say that there were other ways, Li Zhuang was secretly overjoyed.

"Boy urine, if there is child urine, the master can also use it to set up the formation, and ...... The formation made of the boy's diaper has an unexpected miracle effect. Zhang Tianshi said.

"Miraculous? What is the utility? Li Zhuang asked in surprise.

"Alas, it's a pity that you are not a child now, if you are a child, these ghosts will not be in your eyes at all." Zhang Tianshi sighed lightly.

"Master, have you forgotten that you are an old virgin?" Li Zhuang asked with a smile.

"Stink...... Stinky boy, this ...... You know this. After listening to Li Zhuang's words, Zhang Tianshi was really stunned. He had never told Li Zhuang that he was an old virgin, but he didn't expect the secret in his heart to be discovered by him.

"Hehe, master, do you think you can still hide that little from me?" Li Zhuang said with a grin.

"Stinky boy, you...... How do you know? Old Zhang Tianshi's face blushed and asked embarrassedly.

"Master, the apprentice will meet each other, and the appearance on your face is enough to prove that you are an old virgin." Li Zhuang said with a smile.

"But...... This teacher hasn't taught you, how can you still face up? Zhang Tianshi said in surprise.

"Master, it's true that you haven't taught the apprentice, but the apprentice bought a book on physiognomy a few days ago." After Li Zhuang finished speaking, he took out the book of physiognomy from his pocket.

"Oh, this is it, look!"

"The Professional Book of Identifying Virgins", Author: A Virgin Male Book." After seeing the book that Li Zhuang took out, Zhang Tianshi was shocked, this kind of book ...... It was the first time he had seen it.

"It's so annoying to be muttering like this when you're dying!" The short-legged ghost complained to Li Zhuang's master and apprentice.

"It's not certain who will die!" Li Zhuang said with a grin.

"Apprentice, being a teacher does not guarantee that the child's urine for a teacher has not expired." Zhang Tianshi pouted.

"What do you mean by that?" Li Zhuang was speechless, he had only heard that the product was expired, and there was no expiration of children's urine.

"The teacher is getting older, and the child's urine is not as pure as that of the young, isn't it expired?" Zhang Tianshi said with a smile.

After Li Zhuang heard this......

"Boom...... The two of you are enough......" For Li Zhuang's master and apprentice's chatter, the short-legged ghost really can't listen to it.

Moments later, the short-legged ghost let out a ghost command in the air, and then, the surrounding little ghosts rushed in and out in unison, like a midnight ghost.

"Apprentice, here!" Zhang Tianshi was shocked when he saw this, and shouted at Li Zhuang.

"Uh-huh, master, where's your boy's pee?" Li Zhuang was already ready, waiting for Zhang Tianshi's boy to urinate.

"Don't be in a hurry, the master will pee!" Zhang Tianshi's face was blushing and his back was to Li Zhuang.

A few seconds later, Li Zhuang heard the sound of Zhang Tianshi peeing. At this time, Li Zhuang was hiding behind and snickering.

"Laugh, laugh at your sister, if it weren't for the sake of saving your life, wouldn't it be so embarrassing for the teacher to make yourself to the ground?" Zhang Tianshi turned around and sprinkled the urine he had just spilled on Li Zhuang's body.

Li Zhuang was speechless, and was immediately stunned by Zhang Tianshi's move.