Chapter 3 A glass of wine
I was shocked! Frightened, he took a few steps back, and he actually bumped into the goddess!
And the goddess suddenly stopped, grabbed my hair, pulled out the old scissors out of nowhere, and clicked past......
"Bang~"
She cut off a lot of my hair!
"You're crazy! Who told you to cut my hair? ”
I touched the back of my head and found that a large handful of my hair was missing, and I felt that my image had been ruined, and my mood suddenly became unhappy.
The goddess took a few steps backwards, old scissors in her right hand and a handful of black hair in her left.
She opened her big mouth and said with a smile: "Hehe, I'm not crazy, old woman, I just want to fulfill this good girl's wish, you should thank me!" ”
After speaking, the goddess put away her creepy smile and approached Li Xiaoyu's corpse... Squatted down!
She started my biggest headache, and that was... I cut off a handful of Li Xiaoyu's long hair, and then crossed it with my hair, tied it up with a red string!
"What are you going to do, crazy woman! Give me back my hair! Out of an abundance of caution, I immediately reached out and asked for my hair.
It's just that at this time, Qiu Wensong and Li Lao, as well as Li Chuchu and Uncle Li, all stood in front of me and didn't let me get close to the goddess!
And the goddess laughed triumphantly, and when she walked to the table and stood still, she smiled and replied, "The dead are not at peace, but the living are in company." You don't thank my wife for pulling the strings, but you suspect my wife? It's really cheap and good! ”
She threw my and Li Xiaoyu's hair into a bowl of chicken blood, and stirred it back and forth with the red thread.
This is very disgusting.
And the chicken blood in that bowl... The bright red is inexplicable, and after half a day of stirring, there are small bubbles!
I was completely confused, and the young man who was lying next to Li Xiaoyu's body on his side had already fainted......
Li Xiaoyu's eyes widened, and he was still staring at me!
It's not that I don't want to turn back, it's that I'm so afraid of the dead opening their eyes!
I tried my best to comfort myself in my heart: maybe Li Xiaoyu's eyes opened, it was the hands and feet of the guy lying beside her, this was definitely not the eyes of a dead man, but the work of a living person.
I have heard rumors in the province that when the undertaker wants to put makeup on the corpse, if the corpse suddenly opens its eyes, then the undertaker should stop and no longer engage in this profession.
Because... The corpse opens its eyes, which is a bad omen!
After the goddess fished out the handful of hair from the chicken's blood, my mind retracted and I looked indifferently at her next move.
I am Chen Xiaoer, the apprentice of the god operator Chen Youpi, and when my peers see me, they all have to weigh the fame of my master Chen Youpi!
Today I want to see what this goddess wants to do to me, and if she has bad intentions, my master will be able to make her unable to survive or die.
The goddess had an indifferent expression, took the hair wrapped in the rope in her hand, walked to the brazier and threw it in!
"Boom~"
The flames suddenly rose high, giving off a scalp-tingling burning smell!
But for some reason, when that pinch of fever melted, my heart... One's heart sank!
"Lady God, what should I do next? My daughter... Is there any salvation? Li Chu was reluctant to give up, watching the flame burn out, and muttered.
The goddess didn't answer, but picked up a small cup and walked to Li Xiaoyu and squatted down again, but without asking if it was okay, she cut Li Xiaoyu's fingers!
To put it bluntly, no matter where I change to stand, Li Xiaoyu's eyes are always fixed on me......
Gradually, I felt more and more that it might be Li Xiaoyu himself... Open your eyes!
This sense of fear... It became more and more intense, and after the goddess filled half a cup of Li Xiaoyu's black blood in a cup, she finally... Towards me!
"What are you going to do? You're all crazy! She's dead, and it's disrespectful for you to treat the dead! You will be punished! I stepped back again and again, looked at the dagger in the hand of the goddess, the dagger that shimmered in the candlelight, and said in panic!
Hearing this, Li Lao raised his crutches to block the goddess, and said kindly: "Chen Xiaoer, things have come to this point, you should have guessed, why did we invite you to the Li family?" That's right! We... I want to correct my mistakes and let Xiaoyu marry you! ”
Eighty percent of this idea was instigated by Qiu Wensong behind his back!
"Qiu Wensong, aren't you afraid that my grandfather will trouble you?" I looked sideways at Qiu Wensong and asked.
When the master was young, he went south and north to get a lot of false fame, and his reputation in the road can be said to be quite high, and everyone knows the name of the folk master Chen Youpi.
Of course, when he was young, the master naturally offended many people in the Dao, so that he was later plotted by the enemy, lost his sight, and finally retired to Qinghe Town, no longer bothering about the affairs of the Tao.
It was in that year that I was taken from the orphanage by my master when I was only three years old......
Qiu Wensong gasped, and hurriedly waved his hand in fright to explain: "This is not the idea of the poor road, this is... Miss Li's meaning, the goddess did what she wanted, and it was definitely not instigated by poor people! ”
In addition, the goddess's face was gloomy at this time, and she warned: "The auspicious time of noon has arrived, if it drags on any longer, I'm afraid things will be very difficult!" ”
I have 10,000 complaints in my heart, but I can't refuse this matter, in the end... How is it good?
A big living man wants to marry a dead man and go home?
According to the customs of the locals, I must take Li Xiaoyu's body home for burial, after all, Li Xiaoyu married me, and in the future, he will be the Chen family, not the eldest lady of the Li family.
As early as a long time ago, the master Chen Youpi once calculated the marriage for me, saying that I have no marriage in my life, only yin!
I was young at the time and didn't believe my master's words, but after a few years of college, I made a lot of friends with pigs and dogs, but girls... It's really a shallow fate!
However, there was a girl who had a good conversation with me.
That person is Dr. Lin, as early as half a year ago, Dr. Lin went to Thailand and came back, from the boy... Evolve into a slim girl!
Her real name is Lin Yuhao, and now she is renamed: Lin Xueqi!
Everyone stared at my strange expressions, and they were very confused.
And I'm also a single, thinking to myself, since I don't have a marriage, I can't marry a daughter-in-law? It's better to marry a dead man and go home! Anyway, as long as the Li family can help the Chen family repay their debts, the purpose of my trip will be achieved!
"Don't go too far, or I'll go back and tell my grandpa right now! Don't let any of you escape! I let out a cruel remark and stared at the goddess with both eyes.
As soon as these words came out, Qiu Wensong and the goddess looked panicked, but except for the two of them, the rest of the people didn't know my master's name, they were all the same, I was playing with a child's temper-like expression, full of disdain!
Li Lao put down his crutches, and the goddess came to me, and said mysteriously: "Good boy, hurry up and give your hand to your mother-in-law, don't let the bride... I'm waiting too much! ”
With goosebumps, I snatched the dagger from her hand and slashed it directly across the palm of my hand......
"That's right! Come by yourself, save my mother-in-law and me! The goddess quickly picked up the cup and caught drops of bright red blood under my fist.
And when the cup was filled with blood, the goddess took back the cup and handed me a roll of gauze to bandage the wound.
At this time, the atmosphere in the house was strange and inexplicable.
Everyone's eyes were focused on the cup in the hand of the goddess, what was the bright red and black blood going to be used for?
First with the dead, then with the dead, and then... And how?
The goddess carried a sackcloth satchel and took out a brown wine bottle from the inside, and a red paper was pasted on the surface of the wine bottle, and three words were written on the red paper: daughter red.
She uncorked the bottle, poured the blood from the glass into the bottle, and shook it around, splashing drops of wine, and the aroma of the wine spread!
The next step in the scalp-numbing move has finally arrived!
The goddess poured the wine into two cups, then picked up the two cups, turned to look at me, and said with a smile: "Hehe, good boy! It's time for an auspicious drink! ”
"Vomit ......"
Uncle Li couldn't help but feel nauseous and vomited, and ran out of the door, even Li Chunian?
I was surprised, they were obviously Li Xiaoyu's relatives, why were they so disgusted with Li Xiaoyu's blood?
Li Lao took a few steps back, looking at the two glasses of wine, there were faint signs of gagging!
Qiu Wensong saw through my doubts, shook the dust at the moment, and explained: "Chen Xiaoer, don't misunderstand! They don't understand the meaning of this, that's why they behave like this, it's just that mortals are ignorant! ”
"Throat, I don't need you to explain, I'm not even interested in listening to your answer!" I gritted my teeth, and I was very unwilling to drink a glass of wine with a dead man. Is there really such a step?
Master Chen Youpi can pinch and calculate, he agreed to let me come to the Li family today, there must be something, so I dare to stand here now, most likely because of the support of my master Chen Youpi behind my back.
It's not that I'm afraid that marrying a dead man will go wrong.
I'm afraid that I'm afraid of this dead man's wine, will there be a virus or something? After drinking my stomach, I had to go to Lin Xueqi immediately to disinfect it.
Li Lao didn't seem to be able to hold it anymore, until the goddess handed me two glasses of dead man's wine that smelled strange, Li Lao finally couldn't help but "vomit" and ran out of the door......
Looking at his back, Qiu Wensong actually smiled awkwardly at me, as if he was also complaining about Li Lao's ignorance.
And at this time, I also had a little thought in my heart: Is this female corpse lying in the house really Li Xiaoyu of the Li family?
If it is Li Xiaoyu, then why is her family so abnormal, not only for me to correct the mistakes of the Li family, but also to disgust Li Xiaoyu's corpse?
I couldn't help but look back at the female corpse, and the corners of the female corpse's mouth... Actually bent an arc!
The candlelight flickered, and I realized that the clothes she was wearing were not the clothes that a modern bride should wear, but... The red dress of the old days!
What kind of lies are revealed by all kinds of strange phenomena?
At this point, the person concerned is not allowed to take half a step back, and I can only stubbornly not observe the strange changes in the female corpse, and walk quickly to the female corpse and squat.
Ready to drink with her...... A glass of wine from the dead!