Chapter 35 Great Health Care
Nan Yi, who ate this meal, has brushed their worldview over and over again, from the original thought that Lin Duxiao is a high-ranking person to the whole world is crazy, just a few of them are normal people.
Lu Haoyan originally came to drive Chen Qi and them back to the dormitory, but lettuce pestered him to let him play with her, so Nan Yi and they were not embarrassed to trouble Lu Haoyan, so they excused themselves and left.
Yang Shuyuan wanted to stay here and not leave, but as soon as Zou Xi left with Ji Yuan, who was full of food and sleepy, he didn't have much effort to let Yang Jinyao take him away.
Gu Bei originally rushed over to push today's itinerary, and the agent called him a few times, so there was no way to stay for a long time, but when Gu Bei left, Lin Duxiao hurriedly said to him, "Don't forget that thing", which made Lu Haoyan very concerned.
But Lu didn't have time to ask in detail, Wen Han this guy dragged Gu Bei with one hand and Fusheng with the other and hurriedly walked out, Liu Yuyuan looked at Wen Han and their backs and said to Lu Haoyan: "If the vinegar jar doesn't go anymore, it is estimated that it will be cracked today, thank you for your hospitality today, let's go first." ”
After Lin Duxiao said goodbye to them one by one, leaned against the door and looked at the empty home, there was still a feeling of loss in his heart, Lu Haoyan watched Lin Duxiao standing at the door alone and thinking about things, so he said to Lettuce, "I'll go see my mother, I'll play with you later", Lettuce nodded obediently, and then pulled Huahua to play with her.
"What do you think, standing here alone?"
Lin Duxiao looked at Lu Haoyan who came over and said, "Originally, there were quite a lot of people, but now they are so empty, and I feel strange and lost when I look at them." ”
"You kid, I'm not human to that dead old man, am I?" The old man of the Lin family cried out unhappily, when did his son become sentimental?
"Well, it would be nice if they could help me clean up the table when I left."
Lin Duxiao's words made Lu Haoyan almost fall to the ground without standing firmly, and he was not sad that they left, but that they didn't clean up the garbage before leaving.
Lin Duxiao looked at the mess in the house, didn't know where to start, and finally looked at his old man for help and asked, "Dad, can you ask Huang Ma to come over and clean up the house......
"It's okay today, I let her go straight home and rest." After Old Man Lin finished speaking, he looked at the eyes of his son looking at him, and his heart sank and said, "What are you doing?" You're not going to let an old man of my age clean up the house, are you? ”
The old man of the Lu family seemed to hear the old antique of the Lin family say that he was old, and immediately laughed "hahahahaha" in the house: "You dead old man, finally admit that you are old?" I told you you were old! You don't believe it! ”
"You're not old, you go clean up!" Old man Lin, who was choked by the old man of the Lu family, shouted, this dead old man has been exposed to wind and rain since before, and there are so many things that he wants to die.
"I don't clean up, I serve the old, not like some people, I don't obey the old~"
"Dad, you have the time to talk nonsense, you might as well help us clean up the table." Lu Haoyan couldn't stand it anymore, and barked at the old man who was touching the cat on the side.
"I'm not going to clean up, I'll leave later." Old Man Lu looked at Doujiao squinting his eyes and exposing his belly in front of him, so he reached out and rubbed Doujiao's belly again, the plush one was really healing, "Old man, will you come with me?" ”
The old man of the Lin family shouted impatiently: "What are you doing with you?" ”
"I found a new place to take a bath, let's go to the sauna, I heard that cupping can also be done over there, and the new master has good cupping skills."
Lu Haoyan looked at his old man and shouted in disbelief: "Dad, are you going to the big health care?" ”
"Big ghost, big big guy, I'm so old, can't I enjoy life? Hey, didn't I say, Daddy, I'm such a lewd image in your heart? •”
Lu Haoyan didn't refute it, he looked at his old man very indifferently and said: "You are so old, you don't even have a wife, and I have to wonder if you are bent for most of your life." ”
The old man of the Lu family was obviously a little unhappy when his son said this: "Let me tell you, I'm not going to find a wife!" I'll live with this dead old man for the rest of my life! ”
The old man of the Lin family's eyes widened, and he looked at the old man Lu and shouted, "I'm not going to live with you!" I'm straight! ”
"Can you find a wife if you're straight? How old are you, can't you figure out how many pounds and taels you have? The old man of the Lu family glanced at Lin Gu unhappily and said, "Do you think there is an old lady who looks at you like this now?" If people like me, they also like me, and if you live with a partner like you, you have to suffocate the old lady to death. ”
"Why...... Why doesn't the old lady take a fancy to me?! Last time, I ...... "Old man Lin was fast-mouthed, he said that he had missed his mouth, and when he saw that the situation was wrong, he immediately closed his mouth.
"Yo Yo Yo, it's amazing, this is really there, I took it out, right? It's out, isn't it??? I knew that you old thing must be hooking up outside, and I don't know what to hook up with, I have to bring it home, my old bones, don't you have a count in your heart? ”
"Stop, stop...... Stop, stop......, stop," Lin Duxiao frowned and looked at his old man and shouted, "Dad, what's the situation?" What the hell are you doing behind our backs? ”
"It's fine." Old Man Lin said angrily, and after finishing speaking, he glared at the dead old man of the Lu family, just this dead old man, the most nonsense.
"Dad, tell me honestly, are you someone outside, did you find me a mother behind my back?"
"What nonsense!" The old man of the Lin family said with a flustered expression, "Don't guess, something out of nothing." ”
"Dad, why are you hiding everything from me!" Lin Duxiao looked at his old man with some disappointment, it stands to reason that he is his son, and he should be the old man's closest family, but there are some things he still hides from him, and it is such an important thing!
The old man of the Lu family seemed to think that things were not messy enough, and shouted with added fuel and vinegar: "That's it! Dead old man, why are you hiding everything from us? ”
"Why am I telling you something?" It doesn't matter if his son is angry, the dead old man of the Lu family is still fanning the flames next to him, which makes Old Man Lin angry.
Lin Duxiao listened to his father's words, which meant that he couldn't say this to the old man of the Lu family, that was hiding something: "Dad, are you really hiding it from me?!" ”
"It's all said, out of nothing, out of nothing, last time that old lady came to me, I ignored her and left."
The old man of the Lin family is out of line, it was not a big deal in the first place, and when his son said it, it was like he had done something hurtful.
"Puff hahahahaha............ha Oops...... No, let me breathe a sigh of relief...... You...... You...... Hahahaha...... Did you say that the last time we went out to play, we climbed the mountain! ”
"yes, not really."
Old Man Lin didn't want to mention this, and he was embarrassed to mention it, he was so old that he didn't have the intention of falling in love at all, but he had to be splashed with sewage by this dead old man, and he had to quickly clear his name.
Lin Duxiao looked at his old man suspiciously and asked, "Really ignore that old lady?" ”
"Not really!" The old man quickly showed his heart to his son, he was so old that he had nothing to lie.
"Hahahahaha...... Child...... Daughter-in-law, listen to me...... Ouch laughed at me...... This thing, it's not what your dad said at all......" Old Man Lu said while wiping the tears from laughter, I didn't expect this old man to misunderstand that old lady so much, and the corners of Old Man Lu's mouth twitched when he thought of it.
"What's that?" Old Man Lin said unhappily, "You tell me, I'll listen, I'll see what the hell you can say." ”
Old Man Lu calmed down and said: "Just that time, I went to climb the mountain with your father, and then your father saw a calligraphy and painting seller on the mountain, so he bought a scroll of calligraphy and painting and stuffed it in his bag, let me tell you...... The calligraphy and painting...... Calligraphy...... Hahaha......"
Lin Duxiao and Lu Haoyan looked at the old man laughing maniacally on the side like fools, Lu Haoyan couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help but shout: "Dad, someone clicked on your laughing hole or what?" Why are you laughing at this dead virtue? ”
"No, it's funny to think about this old man's misunderstanding, hahahahahahahaha......haha If you pick it up, you have to return it, so you follow your dad and want to return the calligraphy and painting to him, and when your dad sees the old lady chasing after him, he sped up and ran forward, and the old lady also sped up, and you chased me and ran to the mountain. ”
Old man Lu was so funny when he thought of the scene that day, he came with the old man of the Lin family, it was impossible for them to go their own way, the three of you chased me to form a beautiful landscape. At that time, Old Man Lu always thought that Old Man Lin didn't hear it, but now he knows that it was this old thing who misunderstood that the old lady was going to chase him!
"The old lady just put her head behind and screamed, your father didn't listen, and later, ah, no way, she saw that I had been walking with them, and asked me to know that I was with your father, so she gave me the calligraphy and painting and asked me to give it to your father." Old Man Lu turned his gaze to the old man of the Lin family and said, "Your old man won't always think that I picked up the calligraphy and painting, right?" And then you thought that the old lady was chasing you and was in love with you? ”
The old man of the Lin family looked like he was poked at the center, and the old man Lu who watched it laughed for a long time: "I'll tell you, you are so old, you should find out how many catties and taels you have...... The old lady chased after her...... Hahaha...... I'll tell you, I'm the only one chasing you. ”
Old Man Lu's ambiguous words made Lin Duxiao and Lu Haoyan turn to him at the same time: "Dad, you won't ......"