Chapter 51: The Duck Flies to the Beak
Seeing him messing around, Noah was amused in his heart, and whispered: "Cover your ears and steal the bell." ”
"The thief bell is ringing, so naturally it can't be. Ye is the best who wants to steal colors, sneak around, and blind in the dark. ”
The alarm bell in Noya's heart immediately rang loudly, and before she could react, she felt a heavy body pressed down like a hungry tiger pounced on her, clamping herself tightly on the couch, unable to move, and her lips with the aroma of liquor fell on her forehead, cheeks, and nose like raindrops, eagerly looking in the dark, with a quick gasp.
If it was really drunk and chaotic, Baili Jiu showed the anxiety that he had never had before, and changed the edification and flirting like the wind and drizzle in the past, and his hands swept through like a storm.
"No, this is the barracks!" Noah's heart rose to her throat, and she could hear the cheers and laughter on the training ground, boiling into her ears. She could also hear the neat footsteps of patrolling soldiers not far away, as if they were approaching their tent.
"That's how it can be regarded as stealing jade and stealing incense, stealing food is always more exciting, not to mention that the curtain is on the ground, and the war drums are loud, which can make people's blood boil."
Nuoya grabbed Baili Jiu's constantly cruising hand: "If it's true that a concubine is not as good as a prostitute, a prostitute is not as good as stealing, and stealing is better than stealing." If the slave family swears to the death, it may be more exciting, do you want me to cooperate and shout 'help'? ”
Baili Jiu smiled hoarsely: "Sooner or later, it will be, but you seem to talk a little too much in bed, and you don't like it." ”
Without saying a word, he covered it and gagged her lips.
Noah squeaked and dodged, refused, and finally annoyed Bailijiu, and with a big hand, clamped her restless two hands on the top of her head, her lips and tongue raging, focused and engaged.
It was as if the beacon on the beacon tower had been suddenly lit, announcing the alarm of the enemy's invasion, and then one after another the beacon fire burned brightly, spreading like a fire dragon.
Baili Jiu's lips and tongue are the medicine for diseases, and Noya feels that the bloody wound that Shicai tore by herself has miraculously healed at that moment, perhaps because of anesthesia, completely forgetful, without heavy troubles and troubles, and her body is fluttering.
In the dark night, the bonfire outside the tent is still bright, the voices are boiling, the tent is deep kissing and tasting, and the dark room is spring.
In the fog, Noya seemed to hear that the horn of war had been blown, the golden drums were ringing, half of the city was smoky, and she stood on the platform, full of blood and passion, she couldn't wait to tear off her robe, and then raised her arms and shouted, roaring out all the passion that filled her chest, and released it to the fullest.
She longed for the thousands of troops and horses in the audience to respond in unison, and move forward bravely like a tide, even if the iron hooves of the war horse were ruthlessly trampled on her, it was also hearty.
Her throat couldn't help but overflow with a soft moan of pleasure, as if beckoning to Bailijiu, declaring war, with fearless dedication.
Bailijiu looked down at the woman under him, and in the dark night, he could also feel her distracted longing. This is the territory he longs to conquer and possess, his long-standing ambition! As if he had been on the battlefield of thousands of troops, he looked up at the mottled city wall, on which a raging beacon fire was ignited, and a group of soldiers stood on the city wall with this woman in their arms, holding red tassels, and defiantly challenged him as if they were dead: "Just let the horses come!" ”
Bailijiu was furious, he lifted the reins and rode his horse, longing for the pleasure of being able to stand on the city wall, looking down on the captives majestically, and longing for the bravado and arrogance of his war horse galloping in the opponent's territory.
He frantically and arrogantly tore at the robes of the formidable female general, and the flames of war ignited by his lips and tongue spread all the way downward, climbing to the territory she swore to defend, where the war drums "pounded" rapidly, accompanied by her low whimper that seemed to be about to suffocate with excitement.
Noah arched her body impatiently, and the hustle and bustle of her body was the shouts of thousands of soldiers, only war could calm the mania and surging in her heart, extinguish the raging war, and restore peace to the world.
She greeted her with death as if she were at home, longing for a hearty fight to the death.
War is on the verge of breaking out.
Outside the tent, someone cautiously whispered: "Major General, Madam, do you need tea?" Freshly soaked Biluochun? ”
The drums of war stopped abruptly, and the drums ran out.
The passion of war dissipated like a tide, and the flag died down, leaving only half of the city in smoke and sand, and a mess. Outside the tent, there was still a lot of excitement, singing and drinking.
Baili Jiushun picked up the jade pillow on the couch and threw it out, this time with six or seven points of internal force, directly shooting through the heavy curtain of the tent.
"Get out! You have tea in the fucking barracks?! ”
Baili Jiu was so angry that he couldn't help but burst into foul language.
The people outside dodged in embarrassment, and there was the sound of jade pillows falling to the ground and shattering. There was a malicious laugh behind him.
The man jumped to his feet and scolded: "Sour Xiucai, this bad idea from your grandmother!" Lao Tzu is no longer playing! ”
The crowd was afraid of Baili Jiuyi's anger, and fled together, while coaxing: "I am willing to lose the bet!" If you lose the bet, you naturally have to follow what you said in advance. ”
"What the boss threw out was a jade pillow! Grandma's, it's over, it's a big deal! ”
It goes without saying that the generals naturally knew what he meant by "finished", so they closed their mouths and slipped faster than a rabbit.
The tent curtain was broken, and the cold wind swept in, and Noah's half-naked body was a little cold.
There are clouds in the book of soldiers: one drum, then decline, three and exhaustion, Bailijiu feels that he has been interrupted twice and three times, and he has not collapsed, which is really a miracle. War has never lacked tempering, but for him, such tempering is simply miserable and inhumane.
He got up in frustration, almost madness: "Let's go to Fenglin Temple tomorrow, right?" ”
"Why?" Noah was embarrassed, but a little funny.
"Go find a monk to pick an auspicious day for the zodiac, the right time and place and the indispensable hour!"
"Are you a disgrace? You also have to go to the Buddha to ask for divination, and be careful that the Buddha plays you with pimples. Nuoya got up and folded her clothes, imitated Shakyamuni's handprint, bent her fingers, and preached solemnly like a hate: "Amitabha, obviously the ninth master, you are hungry and don't choose the time, but you complain that the Buddha is coming, and you are guilty of sin." ”
Bailijiu gritted his teeth and said: "If these rabbit cubs are not punished for three days, they will go against the sky, this is deliberately teasing the master." You rest first, I'll go gather a few of them, and train them out to run around the camp for ten or eight laps, so as not to tire them apart, I don't know how many eyes Lord Ma has. ”
Noah grabbed him: "There are no three hundred taels of silver here, do you want to make a self-confession?" What's the face? Besides, if you reward the three armies today, don't spoil the fun. ”
Baili Jiu sat down with a snort: "The duck that came to the mouth flew again." ”
"Cooked ducks can't fly, and you can eat at most a mouthful of duck feathers when you reach the duck." Lin Noya laughed happily when he heard his resentment full of dissatisfaction.
Baili Jiu pounced viciously: "Then I'll pluck your hair and stew you first, so as not to have a hard mouth." ”
Noah laughed and jumped up, dodging the clutches: "The duck is not rotten when it is cooked, be careful that I smash your pot!" ”
Later, the two returned to the general's mansion ahead of schedule, and the soldiers were full of wine and had not yet finished their fun.
Baili Jiuyu was angry, saying that his horse was lost and could not be found. He asked Sour Xiucai to take a few people out of the camp to look for it, and if he couldn't find it, he wasn't allowed to come back.
Generals who don't know that his white rabbit is a good horse for a thousand miles, how can he run away? This is a clear communiqué for personal vendetta.
Sour Xiucai had a bitter face, such a good errand naturally can't forget the brothers, as the so-called solitary happiness is not as good as everyone's happiness, and betrayed all the people who were suitable for a few people without discipline, and in the gloating boos of the soldiers, he reluctantly put down the wine jar and went out dejectedly.
On the day of the wax moon, the dripping water turned into ice, and the cold wind howled outside the camp, like a knife cutting. Noah tightened the fox fur cloak on her body and silently mourned for a few people for a long time.
The two rode back to the city, and Bailijiu wrapped Noya tightly in his arms with a wide cloak, and the white rabbit had been following the two of them since they left the barracks.
Later, Noya heard that Sour Xiucai and a few people didn't dare to come back until the end of the celebration banquet outside, gathered in front of the bonfire that was about to be extinguished, and was reluctant to go back to the tent in the middle of the night.
The generals were not angry, and when the teeth finally stopped fighting, they began to continue to accuse and complain about him: "Grandma, it's just freezing to death." If you have such a bad idea of touching the tiger's ass in the future, don't look for me. ”
"If you are captured, you will be the first traitor to betray your brother!"
Sour Xiucai didn't dare to argue, and muttered a mantra to a few people: "...... The fox fur is not warm, and the brocade is thin. The general's horn bow is uncontrollable, and it is difficult to protect the iron clothes. The sea is dry and icy, and the clouds are gloomy and bleak......"
The generals finally couldn't take it anymore, stood up and threw him into the fire that was about to be extinguished, before patting his ass back to the tent.
When the two returned to the general's mansion, it was already late at night, at the gate, handed over the reins of the horse to the guards, and before they stepped into the threshold, they saw the girl next to An Ruoxi jumping out of the gatehouse, and said anxiously to Baili Jiu: "Thank God, Ninth Master, you are finally back, hurry up and see my young lady, I have been suffering from unbearable abdominal pain tonight." ”
Baili Jiuyi was stunned, and before he could ask, another girl in the concierge hurriedly ran out and reported in a panic: "Ninth master, my young lady also has pain in her abdomen today. ”
Noya looked at it by the light of the lantern in the doorway, and it was the girl of Jinnian Pavilion. The two of them have been waiting for the rabbit here in the gatehouse today, waiting for Baili Jiu to return home.
"What's going on? Is it a bad stomach? Have you ever asked a doctor? Baili Jiu frowned and asked, in front of outsiders, he has always treated the two ladies affectionately.
The two little girls said in unison: "Maybe it's because I ate something bad, and I've asked the old soup to see it, but unfortunately it doesn't work very well." ”