Lin Duxiao looked at Lu Haoyan in surprise and thought he was crazy, what is the situation?

Lu Haoyan just pressed Lin Duxiao's head and pressed him on the bed, but Lin Duxiao didn't react at all.

Ay?????

What's going on now????????

Lu Haoyan was slightly angry, Lin Duxiao felt it, and the sudden intrusion made Lin Duxiao slap the bed in pain: "Lu Haoyan, are you crazy?" ”

There is no trace of lubrication and no trace of pity, all this is simple and rude, Lin Duxiao grabbed the sheet in pain and wanted to run quickly, but how could someone Lu let him run away easily, he grabbed the back collar of Lin Duxiao's clothes, so that he couldn't escape at all, and the voice said with a little lustful hoarseness: "Twilight, what's wrong?" Lawlessness, isn't it? It's a hard wing and wants to run, and it's going to leave me, isn't it? ”

Lin Duxiao didn't know what Lu Haoyan was thinking at all, and he didn't come back, as long as he went to school and didn't fill out the accommodation application at that time, why did he suddenly become so popular?

Where does Lu Haoyan care about this, as long as Lin Duxiao is not under his nose, he is going to run, he doesn't like him, he doesn't love him anymore, there are people outside.

"Lu Haoyan, you let go! Hurt! ”

Lin Duxiao frowned and shouted, Lin Duxiao didn't like this kind of beast mating posture at all, and Lu Haoyan didn't have pity at all, which made him even more annoying.

"Get out of here!"

Lu Haoyan suppressed him and pushed harder, Lin Duxiao was still scolding, but then he simply shed tears and began to cry, and in the end, when he really had no strength at all, he just buried his head in the pillow and let Lu someone be at the mercy of him so casually.

"Bastard ......"

Lin Duxiao buried his head in the quilt, and these three words came out in a dull voice, which made Lu Haoyan laugh suddenly, he got up and picked up a thin blanket and covered Lin Duxiao's body, and then lay next to Lin Duxiao and looked at him quietly.

"Angry?"

"Fuck off!"

Lin Duxiao was made like a broken shelf by Lu Haoyan's inhumane way of going to bed, he buried his head in the quilt like this, and he didn't even want to see Lu Haoyan.

"Really angry?"

Lu Haoyan saw that this posture was wrong, although it was not light or heavy at the beginning, but then he also restrained a little.

"Does it really hurt that much?"

Lin Duxiao suddenly lifted his head from the quilt, then wiped his tears vigorously and shouted, "You were poked by that thick stick!" ”

This...... Is this a compliment to him?

The more he talked, the more aggrieved Lin Duxiao's children buried their faces in the quilt again, rubbing their snot and tears on the bed, Lu Haoyan looked at Lin Duxiao's coquettish appearance, but he really felt a little bit when he first met him, since the lettuce came, Lin Duxiao has been coquettish a lot less than before, looking at Lin Duxiao like this, Lu Haoyan feels that this is also very good.

"Then I'm not waiting for you to come, no one else dares to do this to me except you." Lu Haoyan went to Lin Duxiao informally, but Lin Duxiao's little sheep didn't appreciate it at all, and pushed Lu Haoyan back with a slap.

The dog jumped over the wall when he was in a hurry, not to mention him, he was really anxious with Lu Haoyan this time.

"Fuck off."

"Daughter-in-law, are you really angry?"

The more Lin Duxiao thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, Lu Haoyan, this bastard had nothing to do with any nerves, he just said that he was going to school, as for being so atmospheric?

"Lu Haoyan, get out, Lao Tzu won't sleep with you tonight."

Lin Duxiao said that he would do it, he got up and hugged the quilt on the bed, turned over and got out of bed, Lu Haoyan couldn't help but walk forward and hug him in distress when he saw him grinning in pain when he got off the bed.

Lin Duxiao shook his hand, didn't even look at him, and walked out of the door without looking back, Lu Haoyan saw that it was over, this dare to make trouble was real, he was anxious and stood in place and called "daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law" for a long time, but Lin Duxiao ignored him at all, and it was in vain to call.

This is really fast for a while, and he will regret it for a lifetime, and it seems that he has to be coaxed for a long time.

Lu Haoyan was still having a headache, how to coax this, Lin Duxiao suddenly opened the door and walked out, thinking that Lin Duxiao had a change of heart, Lu greeted him with a smile, but Lin Duxiao passed by him, walked straight to the bed, hugged the pillow and went back.

Lu Haoyan followed Lin Duxiao like this and shouted: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, I was wrong, I pleaded guilty." ”

Lin Dui Xiaoli ignored him, slammed the door and locked Lu Haoyan out of the door.

Lu Haoyan stood at the door like an abandoned puppy, knocking on the door pitifully and whispering: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, you can do whatever you want, don't leave me here alone, you see I didn't eat a few bites of lunch, why don't you come out and eat a few bites." ”

Lu Haoyan didn't mention the food, but Lin Duxiao was angry when he mentioned the food, he thought that he was eaten by Lu Haoyan before his stomach was full at noon, and he was so aggrieved that he couldn't do it.

After he picked up his mobile phone and ordered takeout, he opened the door with a "swish", and Lu someone, who was still at the door, was startled by the sudden opening of the door, and saw that his daughter-in-law was finally willing to come out, Lu Haoyan stood there pitifully and said, "Daughter-in-law, you take care of me." ”

Lin Duxiao rolled his eyes, then went back to the room and found a few clean changes of clothes and walked out again, Lu Haoyan saw that there was no way, so he simply broke the jar and blocked the door of the room to prevent Lin Duxiao from going out.

Lin Duxiao looked at Lu Haoyan's indisobedient look, and then looked at him: "Get out." ”

Lin Duxiao's fierce tone made Lu Haoyan flash to the side very spinelessly, watching the bathroom door being opened and then slammed shut, Lu leaned against the door frame with a headache and regretted it.

Knowing that Tai Sui's head couldn't move the ground, Lu Haoyan had to move, so even if he didn't have to, he had to slap it twice and ask people "Are you angry", doesn't this deserve it.

Look at this time, lettuce still has more than 3 hours to get out of school, and it takes so long to ask lettuce to be a peacemaker, Lu Haoyan is in a hurry, so he has no choice but to post a post on Baidu: Urgent! What should I do if I make my daughter-in-law angry?

As a result, a group of melon-eating people who were afraid that things would not be big enough began to come up with bad ideas one by one-

"Landlord, take this opportunity to quickly change one!"

"Visual inspection of the landlord's cool ......"

"How tall and long is the landlord, and does he still lack a girlfriend?"

"The landlord divides it, the old one doesn't go, the new one doesn't come."

"Landlord, kneel durian to understand."

"If there's something that can't be solved with one lipstick, if it doesn't work, then two ......"

"Upstairs is right, YSL, Givenchy, TF, DIOR, Armani, cpb...... Landlord, I can only help you get here......"

……

What the hell is this, Lu Haoyan looked at what they said, none of them were reliable, so he had to turn off his mobile phone, and suddenly felt that this time he couldn't cause any more trouble.

There was a knock on the door outside the door, Lu Haoyan was puzzled and ready to go out to open the door, but Lin Duxiao just wore wet hair, wore big short sleeves, and had two bare legs, "Da Da Da" walked forward and opened the door first, Lu Haoyan looked at the person who delivered the food, his eyes glanced at Lin Duxiao's legs from time to time, and he shouted angrily: "What do you see, I haven't seen my legs!" ”

The little brother who delivered the food was still thinking about why this person was so short-tempered, but when he looked up and saw Lu Haoyan's peach blossom face, he couldn't help but sigh, this person is so handsome, why is his temper so dry, he didn't say much, helped them take the door and left directly.

Lin Duxiao held his large portion of pizza, turned his head and walked into the room, and locked Lu Haoyan outside the room as soon as the door was locked.

This is over, this bear child really wants to have a cold war with him, under normal circumstances, other people's families have a cold war is your hunger strike or my hunger strike, it's good to get to Lin Duxiao, come out and go in in the afternoon, come out and go in many times, and buy a bunch of food, as if to turn grief and anger into appetite.

Lu Haoyan here is that he received a deduction notice on his mobile phone for a while, and a deduction notice for a while, which made him miserable, and after spending so much money, it was time to dissipate his anger, but Lin Duxiao had no intention of reconciling at all, until the lettuce went home, Lin Duxiao didn't say a word to Lu Haoyan again.

When lettuce came back, she looked around and saw her father sitting on the sofa with such low air pressure, so the little padded jacket stepped forward and patted Lu Haoyan's leg and asked, "Dad, why are you so depressed." ”

Lu Haoyan looked at his daughter, and felt relieved, finally someone talked to him, and he said to Lettuce aggrievedly: "Lettuce, I made my mother angry, and he ignored me." ”

Lettuce tilted her head and looked at Lu Haoyan with a blank face: "It's good to apologize when you're angry." ”

"I apologized, but it didn't work."

"Dad, you can kneel on the washboard, I saw it when I was watching TV before."

Who has a washboard now, besides, how faceless it is to kneel, Lu Haoyan blinked his eyes and looked at the lettuce and said, "You go to the room to see if your mother is still angry." ”

Lettuce saw her father's pitiful appearance, so she threw her schoolbag on the sofa and comforted her intimately: "I'll help you take a look!" Dad, don't be sad. ”

Looking at the lettuce, Lu Haoyan's eyes immediately became sour, it's good to raise a girl, it really doesn't hurt her in vain, it is still quite useful at a critical time, it is not in vain that he eats, drinks and has fun serving her.

But Lu Haoyan was just moved by the little padded jacket of his house in front of him, and the little padded jacket in the back never came out again.

Lu Haoyan thought that the lettuce fell into the room and couldn't get out, so he hurriedly shouted in the living room: "Lettuce!" ”

There was silence, and no one paid attention to it.

Lu Haoyan shouted "lettuce" again?!

Only then did lettuce's muffled voice come out: "Dad, wait a while!" ”

Lu someone, who doesn't know what his girl is doing, can only wait outside obediently, his current situation is unfavorable, only lettuce can save him, if lettuce betrays, then he will really be finished.

Lettuce stayed in the room for almost half an hour, and then ran out of a jump, Lu Haoyan stared at her mouth for a long time, and then asked, "Tell me, what have you been doing for so long?" ”

Lettuce looked at Lu Haoyan with a sincere expression and said, "Dad! I didn't eat anything delicious! ”