Chapter Fifty-Eight: Killing Chickens and Monkeys

Noah came out of Haitang Bay and went straight to the kitchen. Rolling up his sleeves, ping pong is a big meal, chopping and chopping, with a blue face, and the people in the kitchen are all hiding far away.

Baili Jiu knew that the town was coming today, so he went back to the house in advance, and when he went to Yi Nian Tang to change into civilian clothes, he didn't see Noah, and casually asked Kikyo where she went, and the Kikyo who was also full of grievances had two more words in his red eyes, and said that Noya was heartbroken and had suffered a great grievance.

Bailijiu was complacent when he heard this, turned the direction straight, came to the kitchen to find her, and saw that she was calming her face, holding a rolling pin to mash the shrimp paste on the board, and gritting her teeth.

"With so much delicious food, it seems that I have a good day for my mouth." Bailijiu waved his hand and retreated, and he had nothing to say.

"It's not your share, it's all for your childhood sweetheart." Noya Yin and Yang are weird and authentic.

Bailijiu was noncommittal about the sour title of "little lover", and praised repeatedly: "Madame is really virtuous, and she is really a model for women in Beijing." ”

Noya didn't refute when he heard him, but seemed to acquiesce, and his heart was furious: "Yes, people have come all the way to marry you alive or dead, what if they see your virtue and suddenly have no love?" Always let people eat something delicious before they die. ”

"I found that Madame's speech is getting more and more poisonous." Baili Jiu was hit to the point that he couldn't help but complain.

"Those who are close to Zhu are red, those who are close to ink are black, and they are each other."

"Madame is reasonable, and her husband deeply agrees, we play with our lips and tongues every day, and we are intimate, and the infection is always faster."

"Get out!" Noya didn't raise her head, she was in a very unhappy mood today, as the culprit, you still dare to tease me like this?

Baili Jiu looked at the oil-stained floor in the kitchen in embarrassment, as well as the person at the door: "There are so many people, can I keep the account first, and let's roll on the bed together at night?" ”

Lin Nuoya pressed the fire in her stomach again and again, and the teacher was nameless, unable to vent, so she viciously picked up the kitchen knife, reached out and scooped up a freshly packed *, and chopped it down hatefully.

"Madame seems to be angry?" Seeing that she was really angry, Bailijiu became more and more proud, and whispered to her with a hippie smile.

"I'm just chopping a chicken! Nine masters, you think too much. ”

"But I've heard that it's an example of chickens."

"The ninth master is not a monkey, what is the lack of heart?"

"It's hard to put into words." Bailijiu sighed: "When I was young, I was always naughty, and I often peed secretly into the oil tank in the small kitchen, and I couldn't see it, so I let them eat oil with urine flowers for a whole month. The kitchen steward saw that the oil was used every day, and thought that there was a fairy, so he burned incense and kowtowed to the oil tank every day. Later, when the incident happened, the old lady held me down and beat me, and the steward didn't stop me, and chopped the chicken with a yin face on the side, which was the root of the disease left at that time. ”

The words made Noah laugh out loud: "I have been a troublemaker since I was a child, so I might as well chop it up at that time." ”

"The old lady made me anxious, I thought about it, and felt that it would be a disaster to keep it sooner or later, so I ran to her needlework dustpan crying, picked up a pair of scissors, and gritted my teeth to cut it. scared my wife, and never dared to beat me again because of this misfortune. ”

Noya snorted coldly: "So I indulged you to grow up and cause trouble everywhere, and sure enough, the mother was a lot of failures." ”

Baili Jiu pouted: "It's finally just clear, why are you unhappy?" Your face is like a boat on the crest of the waves, and it is too difficult to serve. ”

One sentence ignited Noya's anger again: "Think I'm hard to serve? Then you go to your Taiping County Lord, what are you doing here? ”

"Lord Taiping?" Baili Jiu is inexplicable.

Noya suddenly felt that it was also a very painful thing for Bailijiu to like a magnificent woman, but in the end he married a woman who was a flat horse.

She patted Baili Jiu's shoulder sympathetically, and said a word: "Ninth Master, in the future, the glorious mission of your family to feed the child is likely to be handed over to you, your childhood sweetheart I have already helped you inspect the goods, I'm afraid it will be difficult to take on this heavy responsibility." I, Lin Nuoya, have to admire her for being a pure man, open-minded, and flat-hearted...... You'd better mourn and be obedient,"

Baili Jiu relieved his taste at this time, knowing what Noya meant, he was overjoyed: "If Xiao Ah Xun knew that you exposed her shortcomings like this, she would be so angry that she hit the city wall." ”

Hearing him call him so intimately, Nuoya suddenly became angry: "Then the ninth master must protect her and don't provoke me again, otherwise the Ministry of Industry will be very busy next year." ”

Bailijiu stood behind her, looking at her secretly, he knew that Noah was not so narrow-minded and sneering at people for no reason: "Is she not good at talking to you?" She has been spoiled by her brothers since she was a child, maybe she is a little rude, you don't want to meet her as a child. ”

"I haven't seen Brother Nine for many years, and as soon as we meet, you will speak ill of others behind your back!"

A string of laughter like silver bells spilled all the way from the kitchen door, and the county lord of Anping threw himself into Baili Jiu's arms, hung his whole body around his neck, and raised his delicate little face: "Brother Jiu, do you want to find A-Xun?" ”

Baili Jiuyi was stunned: "Ah Xun has grown so big, the slugs are gone, and his face is white." ”

"Nasty!" The county lord of Anping looked shy: "As soon as the ninth brother met, he joked about Ah Xun, Ah Xun has passed this year, where is he still a child?" ”

Bailijiu scratched her nose affectionately: "It's so big, you should get married." ”

Lin Nuoya on the side couldn't hold back her anger anymore, these two people flirted in front of her like this, when she Lin Nuoya was air?

She tried her best to curl the corners of her lips, and said extremely virtuously and gently: "The smoke in the kitchen is so heavy, the county lord of Anping has golden branches and jade leaves, the ninth master should take the county lord out to talk." ”

The county lord of Anping seemed to have just seen Lin Nuoya: "Then it's hard Sister Noya." ”

"You're welcome!" Noyapi didn't smile, grabbed a handful of chili peppers and threw them into the oil pot, and pulled the oil pot back, the flames rose, and the kitchen was suddenly filled with oil smoke.

The county lord of Anping dragged Baili Jiu out, coughing and asking with an ignorant expression: "Brother Jiu, does Sister Noya dislike me?" ”

"Where, she just doesn't like me." Bailijiu heard the sound of the vegetables being poured into the oil pot in the kitchen, and seemed to be very relieved, and answered absent-mindedly.

Noah knocked the spoon in his hand so that the edge of the pot "clanged", which was really relieved.

Before it gets dark, the table is served, and the hot dishes are served like water.

The girl in Haitang Bay came to pass the word, so that Noah was done, and then went to the flower hall, and Mrs. Hou and the county lord were invited.

Nuoya naturally did not have stage fright, cleaned her hands and face, and went generously.

added a few dishes to Anping alone, and Nuoya told her to bring them to her. Baili Jiu looked at those dishes and smiled obscenely.

Noya was rewarded with a seat, just at the end, separated from the county lord of Anping, Qin's darling. Today is a family banquet, men and women are not separated, the old general and Baili Jiu accompany Hou Ye to eat and drink, the right hand side of Hou Ye's wife and old lady, An Ruoxi, Baili Jiu's left hand side is close to the county lord of Anping, Qin Darling.

More things are better than less things, and if you say more, you will lose, so Noya sat down and gagged with tea, bowed her head and didn't speak.

"In a blink of an eye, the children have grown so big, and it is already the age to talk about marriage." Mrs. Hou Ye spoke with a deep meaning.

"That's it, the son can't help the mother, and the woman can't stay." The old lady also has a skill in receiving this.

"I still remember that Xiao Jiu and Ah Xun were the best when they were young, they were inseparable, standing together, just like the golden boy and girl."

"Ah Xun, this girl has been born with a good family since she was a child, and when she grows up, she is even more of a female college student." The old lady praised and smiled.

"It's good anywhere, on weekdays, the female red, poetry and songs, as well as the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting don't let me worry about it, and the masters also praise her like a flower in front of me, but she is too simple, there are not so many messy eyes, and the brain is tendoned. In my heart, I can't rest assured, if I find a powerful mother-in-law in the future, I must be angry and temperamental. So this year, it's over, and I've never been in a hurry to find her in-laws. Mrs. Hou sighed.

Simplicity? Noah felt her heart galloping. Qin Bao'er on the side also snorted coldly from the tip of her nose and didn't speak, only An Ruoxi didn't smile, her face was full of embarrassment.

Mrs. Hou's words are too obvious, who can't hear the meaning?

"Just looking at the pearl belt that Ah Xun embroidered for Xiao Jiu, you can see this girl's craftsmanship and ingenuity. In the future, if anyone marries Ah Xun, it will be a blessing for eight lifetimes. The old lady said with a smile.

Sending a belt? Tsk, bold enough, active enough, no wonder he is so beautiful that he is so beautiful.

Noya secretly calculated in her heart, she married Baili Jiu, which is eight lifetimes of mold, so calculated, is she not sixteen generations behind this so-called Ah Xun?

"Mother, what are you doing talking about in front of Brother Jiu. He's going to make fun of me again in a moment. The county lord of Anping was not coquettish, and glanced at Baili Jiu, and his bright eyes were full of happiness.

Baili Jiu scooped a soup shrimp ball and put it into the bowl of the county lord of Anping, and said very considerately: "Eat more, see how thin you are." ”

The county lord of Anping lowered his head and blushed shyly: "Thank you, Brother Nine." ”

Gently open the mouth, slowly open the teeth, and bite down elegantly, with a "squeak", the hot soup in the shrimp balls came out far away, Anping was burned in his mouth, his hand shook, the shrimp balls fell, bounced up, and rolled down on the clothes, and the placket was all.

Unexpectedly, in front of everyone, An Pingqiao's face turned red, and she hurriedly took a handkerchief to wipe it, shrugged her shoulders, stuck out her tongue with a smile, and relieved herself: "Sister Noya's craftsmanship is really good." ”

Bailijiu remembered the title of "Taiping County Lord" given by Noya, and tacitly smiled at Noya and raised his eyebrows.