There was a loud voice in the room, and the pear head woke up by rubbing his eyes with his little fist, and sat up with a twist of his little buttocks, and patted the bed with his chubby little hands: "Pear head, big." Wang Bi'an said: "Litou is going to the toilet, I'll come." Chen Qiong said, "I'll cook breakfast." ”

The three children went downstairs, and Wang Lu realized that he had nothing to do, shrugged his shoulders, and laughed at himself: "I don't seem to be able to get involved in the affairs of this family, there is no more than me, and there is no less than me." ”

Xie Ling gave him a blank look: "Fart." ”

Wang Lu rubbed his nose: "By the way, do you want to go to the bathroom, I'll help you go." I'm the best at doing this kind of thing. ”

Xie Ling's pale face turned red: "Are you serious?" ”

Wang Lu said: "People have three urgencies, this is a serious matter, besides, when I was infected by a biochemical virus, you didn't help me with and pee." I couldn't help but say, hugged Xie Ling and went into the bathroom.

Needless to say, after Wang Lu helped Xie Ling clean up, Chen Qiong was already shouting in the living room below, Wang Lu naturally helped Xie Ling downstairs, and when he entered the restaurant, there were steamed buns, fried rice cakes with green vegetables, fried steamed buns, needle brocade vegetables, pickled cucumbers, red sausages, and a pot of millet porridge.

After Wang Lu settled Xie Ling and sat down, he took a shallow sip of millet porridge and said with a smile: "This is good, I had a hangover last night, eat light and appetizing." ”

I grabbed another pickled cucumber and threw it in my mouth: "Well, it's Aunt Cui's craft, that's the taste." He was snoring and drinking millet porridge, and suddenly paused: "Hey, I obviously remember that I eat three meals a day in the canteen now, why is our family ......?"

Wang Bi'an wiped his mouth and said, "Ah, this is something sent by Uncle Che Yongbo, he said that because we have to take care of Sister Xie Ling at home, it is convenient to start a group alone." ”

Wang Lu said noncommittally: "Oh, that's it. I haven't been in Yashan for a month, and there are some small unexpected changes. By the way, there was a lot of going on yesterday. I didn't inquire carefully about the various stories that happened to Yashan after I escaped, but you told me about them. ”

Xie Ling, Wang Bi'an, and Chen Qiong glanced at each other a few times, and Xie Ling said: "After I was injured, I have been rested at home by Sister Chen Wei. has become a big lady who doesn't go out of the door, even if there is something wrong with Yashan, my sister is afraid that I will be annoyed. Don't tell me either, you should ask Wang Bi'an and Chen Qiong. By the way, Sister Chen Wei has been working on documents in your original office, and you can learn a lot about it there. ”

Wang Bi'an and Chen Qiong said everything about the big and small events that happened in Yashan after Wang Lu disappeared, including the fire in the back mountain, some people's disobedience to instructions, everyone's opinions on the big pot of rice, the absurd voting results of the last elimination, the farce in the school, etc., there are many things that the two children have not experienced. But I also heard a lot of rumors from other children's mouths, so I also talked about it.

Wang Lu listened and ate breakfast slowly and methodically, and when he put down his chopsticks after eating, the two children's intertwined narration was almost over. Wang Bi'an said indignantly: "Dad, you must be the master of Uncle Wang Bomin, he is a good person, fighting fires in the back mountains, the work of the armed forces department on weekdays, and the rescue of us at Bailiang Bridge this time, he has made great contributions." Such a good person can't be wronged. ”

Wang Lu smiled: "I'm already back." "It's a very simple 6 words, but the weight can be measured by anyone who understands.

I am back. It's time for those who are struggling to eat.

After breakfast, Wang Bi'an and Chen Qiong went to school, Wang Lu carried Xie Ling to bed and went into his study.

He easily found the report requesting the implementation of the performance system, as well as the list of the first voting results of the last elimination system, Wang Lu sat on the chair, gently flicked a few documents with his fingers, and muttered: "When the tree is really quiet and the wind does not stop, Lao Tzu has only left Yashan for such a short time, and some people are restless." ”

He looked at the names of the people behind the performance report again, and there were quite a few people. What is it? Forced palace? Coup? Upside down? Rebellion?

Hum.

Wang Lu sneered in his heart. At this moment, he didn't feel much anger, some, just extreme contempt.

Do they really think that more people are strength, and they can exert pressure by holding together? A bunch of idiots.

Why don't they want to think about it, among the several major departments in Yashan, there are actually only two departments related to life and death, one is the Ministry of Armed Forces, the other is the Ministry of Agriculture, the former holds the handle of the knife, and the latter controls the mouth and stomach. Any policy that does not have the support and understanding of these two departments is a piece of waste paper. I don't understand this basic power combination game, and I want to play politics in Yashan?

Wang Lu threw a few documents in his hand on the table, held his head in his hands, leaned back, and put his feet on the table. These people, who think that they have rich life experience, are familiar with the history of 5,000 years of civilization, and have penetrated the hearts of the people, jump out to point fingers, point out the country, and inspire words. , they know.

After being injured by the invaders and escaping into the mountains this time, Wang Lu unexpectedly learned about the other side of the life of zombies and smart corpses, and even lived closely with them for a period of time as a smart corpse, coupled with the rapid development of his own abilities, Wang Lu deeply understood that the world had changed.

The pots and jars of the old world have been completely shattered, and anyone who clings to the wreckage and rules of the old world is destined to be abandoned by history.

IN FACT, BEFORE THIS, WANG LU WAS JUST AS STUPID, THINKING THAT BY READING A FEW BOOKS AND MIXING IN SOCIETY FOR A WHILE, HE WOULD BE ABLE TO CONTROL YASHAN WITH THIS, IN FACT, IF HE HADN'T HAD SHIT LUCK ALONG THE WAY, COUPLED WITH THE FULL SUPPORT OF FENG HAIQI, ZHOU CHUNYU AND OTHERS, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, EVERY TIME A CATASTROPHE CAME, WITH THE HELP OF SPECIAL ABILITIES, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN GAMEOVER A LONG TIME AGO.

When you really read a few chapters of "Capital", sit on the toilet and boredly flip through a few copies of "Vernacular Version of Zizhi Tongjian", plus a belly of Internet jokes, you can reign in the world?

Brain-dead you.

Biochemical apocalypse, this is biochemical apocalypse! Any attempt to break away from the biochemical virus and fantasize about rebuilding the old world is shit, stinky shit!

It's all over! Only the great alliance of biochemical viruses, supernatural abilities, zombies, intelligent corpses and old humans is the future of this world.

This is the true fate of Wang Lu!

Become the link between bioviruses, old humans, supernatural beings, zombies, and intelligent corpses.

Wang Lu stared up at the ceiling and shook his chair slightly. His feet on the table shook unconsciously, and he was imagining, imagining the cliffs of the future. The future - the world.

In the fields, in the industrial mines, the zombies who have been trained for a long time by the intelligent corpse are tirelessly carrying out repetitive and monotonous simple labor. The Wise Corpse sits in the office, dealing with heavy official duties, passing through brain waves from time to time. Give the zombies in the fields and mines the latest work plan. The higher-level and smarter intelligent corpses are in the research institute, striving to climb one peak after another of science, for them, because of immortality, knowledge can be accumulated and passed down forever without worrying about the discontinuation of generations. Think about it, if Einstein could live for a hundred or even hundreds of years. What kind of gift his genius brain will give us, and the Wisdom Corps can do that.

Old Humans - Of course, there is a place for Old Humans in this brave new world, and that is to reproduce the next generation. Their existence can make up for the only defect of zombies and intelligent corpses - fertility. Every child who is born. They are all intelligent corpses of the future. And at the pinnacle of this society, of course, is the king road. He used his own blood to transform babies one by one, naturally, Chen Qiong would do a small favor to ensure that all the new generation of intelligent corpses were extremely loyal to Wang Lu.

What a beautiful picture of harmony and prosperity.

Zombies are unconscious, it doesn't matter how hard and tired they are, they eat less and work much more - no, they don't complain if they work 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Wise corpses also don't need to rest, because of the way brain waves communicate, their work efficiency is dozens of times that of old humans, and they are not affected by lower biological physiological defects such as feelings and lust, and can concentrate more on work. As for the old humans, ah, at that time they really lived a heaven-like life, no need for labor, and a huge number of zombies worked to provide a limited supply of old humans to survive - that was definitely distribution on demand, at that time, everyone was a king, and the ten fingers did not touch the spring water, and what literary and artistic creations could be engaged in when they were idle, writing novels, painting a few pictures or something, and the only burden that could be called reproduction was reproduction, but this is what human beings love to do the most, isn't it? Let's have sex and have children to your heart's content, and you can even think about whether you should have polygamy in order to improve fertility efficiency?

Yes, yes, but what should I do if I am on the throne?

Materials and treasures are meaningless to themselves, it is no problem to rule the world, and the more than 1 billion zombies on this continent alone can flood the entire world.

And then what? Our journey is the sea of stars?

Well, think about it.

It's just that I seem to be missing something?

What exactly has been forgotten? It should be something very important.

Wait, by the way, it's Chen Wei, Wang Bi'an, Xie Ling...... They - they must be living happily ever after, and with a husband and dad like me, how can they not be happy? Well, Wang Bi'an must have been a powerful corpse at that time, and he will inherit my empire......

Wrong! How can Wang Bi'an become a smart corpse!

Why can't Wang Bi'an become a wise corpse, only by becoming a wise corpse can he take over the thousand-year-old empire in your hands, right?

Fart! Fart! Wang Bian will definitely not become a smart corpse, neither can Chen Wei, and Xie Ling......

Wang Lu was excited, he fell off the chair with a bang, he touched his ass and got up from the ground, scratched his forehead, hell, he was thinking about some shadowless shit just now.

There was a knock on the door downstairs, Wang Lu tidied up his clothes, went downstairs, and opened the door.

There were all the cadres of Yashan standing outside the door, and Zhou Chunyu said with a smile: "Brother Wang, morning, are you free, the big guy came to sit with you?" ”

Wang Lu said as he stepped inside: "Please come in, please come in." ”

It's as simple as that, with two words of greeting, the power of Yashan was officially handed over from Chen Wei to Wang Lu.

Wang Lu stood at the door and shook hands with everyone gently, and all of them, when shaking hands, showed their respect for Wang Lu with an appropriate strength and swaying amplitude. This handshake is very subtle, but everyone knows it, and there is no mistake in it.

Wang Lu calmly accepted everyone's salute, and he deserved it.

This war between Yashan and the zombie and the corpse once again proves that Yashan exists by relying on the king's road.

In order to save the children, they fell out of the cliff and suffered heavy casualties, and they have fallen into a situation of total annihilation. But as soon as Wang Lu came, the crisis was like snow meeting soup, and it disappeared in an instant.

That's power. That's power. No matter how this power comes from, power is power.

This power is in the hands of the king, and the king. It's their leader.

Wang Lu led everyone into his office, the room was a little crowded, and he moved a few stools from the next room. The crowd barely sat down.

Wang Lu noticed that Wang Qiao, Wang Bixin, and Zhang Jun at the base were not there, and he asked, "What about the brothers in the base?" ”

Zhou Chunyu hurriedly said: "Brother Wang, after the banquet yesterday, the three of them went back first, saying that all the defensive forces of the base were brought out, and they were worried about the safety of the base. Let's go first. ”

Wang Lu patted his head: "Look at me who was drunk yesterday, I didn't send them away." ”

Zhou Chunyu said: "Brother Wang, after you got drunk yesterday, Wang Qiao carried you back." By the way, let me tell you when Wang Qiao is leaving, that he got his hands on a very interesting thing at the base. You're definitely interested, and when you're free, be sure to check it out. ”

Wang Lu said with a smile: "Wang Qiao is really, the leader of one of the parties, how can he make it like a child." He said and laughed, in fact, he didn't know how Wang Qiao, as a smart corpse, could joke nonsense, it must be that this matter was extremely important and secretive, so he informed himself in a joking way.

Wang Lu sat behind the desk and coughed: "I am not in Yashan during this time, everyone has worked hard, it is not for your help, just Chen Wei, Wang Bi'an, Xie Ling and a few orphans and widows, I really don't know what to do, I don't even have a place to eat......

These words were a bit heavy, Guan Xinsheng blushed and said: "Brother Wang, I really can't afford to say this, our armed forces department didn't even catch the intruders who hurt you and Xie Ling, Brother Wang, it's really a shame to die." ”

At the beginning of Guan Xin, various departments launched self-criticism, and even Aunt Cui said that the food in the canteen was not good, and everyone had a bad appetite, and they were in a bad mood, and a bad mood affected their work efficiency......

Where is this, Wang Lu waved his hand with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, after that, what kind of virtue is the current structure of Yashan, is there anyone who knows better than me?" I set up all the rules and regulations up and down, and if I really want to say that there is a problem, then I also have a problem. He raised his hand and stopped Che Yongbo, who was about to speak.

Wang Lu patted a few documents on the table: "Before you came in, I was looking at these documents, very good, very good, really good." This report on the reform of the performance system points to the biggest drawback of the Yashan system, which is a sobering read. ”

Che Yongbo stood on the spot with his mouth open, when he and the heads of various departments came to find Wang Lu, they had already made up their minds that they must make a sincere confession of mistake that touches the deepest part of the soul on the performance system report, and then, he will be willing to accept any disposition of Wang Lu.

Unexpectedly, Wang Lu, who had already read the report -- the essence of which was a bloodless reformist coup d'état -- not only did not have the slightest anger, but accepted it all.

This is really fucking hell, wasn't Wang Lu the most opposed to changing the big pot rice system he formulated before? All the middle-level cadres who put forward opinions on the issue of management efficiency were all closed in front of him, and even Zhang Limei was the leader. Otherwise, can everyone take advantage of Wang Lu's absence in Yashan to connect and semi-force Chen Wei to comply?

Unexpectedly, Wang Lu didn't mention such a big crime of rebellion at all, not only that, but he admitted the necessity of the performance system with a light sentence.

But what shocked Che Yongbo and others was not only this, they saw that Wang Lu took the pen on the spot, and signed the report with a phoenix, "Read, agree, and hand it over to the relevant departments for implementation." ”

That is, in the blink of an eye, Yashan suddenly jumped from the big canteen and big pot of rice to the reform and opening up.

Everyone was confused by this sudden change, Wang Lu smiled and said: "But I have a small hope here, that is, when formulating salary standards, whether men and women, old and young, whether cadres or the masses, it is a standard, a quantitative, it is better not to divide grades here." However, the relevant departments can formulate their own incentives and punishments to implement a quantitative deduction of this standard. ”

Che Yongbo blinked, he didn't understand what Wang Lu meant by this move, on the surface, it seemed that this gave the heads of various departments great power - to formulate their own rewards and punishments, which means that he has a very wide discretion in his hands, if you really say you can do it, you can do it, if you can't do it, you can't do it, you can't do it. Even if Wang Lu issued the same materials for everyone, as long as he turned over the operation with his own hands, he could still make three, six, nine and so on, and the employees in the department had to listen to themselves honestly.

Ah, I understand, the reason why Wang Lu did this is obviously because he doesn't want to be a villain, and the unified distribution of materials is for everyone to see, Wang Lu is still a bowl of water, and the reason why you can't get what you deserve is because of the head of the department, if you want to blame, just blame them.

Che Yongbo secretly shook his head in his heart, Wang Lu's ability is indeed extremely strong, but the political level is still at the stage of a three-legged cat, and he still uses the trick of "good emperor and bad corrupt official", he takes off his pants and farts like this, in fact, he wants everyone in Yashan to think that Wang Lu, the emperor, is good, and the bad are all grassroots officials, they are all moths and bullies, and the remnants of the people are self-fattening, and it is not enough to thank the world if they don't kill, as long as they kill the grassroots officials, the emperor can return us to clean up the world. (To be continued.) )