The housekeeper walked from the villa to the yard, pulled a few children to discuss in a low voice, and a few children nodded. The housekeeper walked to the coffin and clapped his hands and said, "I'm sorry, everyone listen to me." Just now the crematorium called, and something happened. So the memorial service was rescheduled for half past nine tomorrow morning. Sorry for the delay. You can come in and have a bite to eat. ”

The people on the grass exchanged heads, but no one asked what happened to the accident, and they went to the villa in twos and threes. Some people say goodbye and come back tomorrow. Some people use this as a social occasion to eat and drink in the living room of the villa. The housekeeper instructed someone to move the coffin from the back door to a room in the villa, where it was placed yesterday. Provide a space for people who are more in a relationship to say goodbye alone.

Yu Ming took a glass of Coke and was trying pastries in the kitchen, rich people are different, today the chef invited fifteen people, and they are all chefs from the star hotel. This pastry is less than 30 outside, and it's free here. Don't eat for nothing, don't eat. Besides, eat some instant noodles at noon and digest them early.

Henna finally found Yu Ming, and Yu Ming said: "Henna, try the meat floss cake, it's a good one." ”

The pastry chef is a fat man with a simple smile. Henna grabbed Yu Ming's shoulder and pulled it aside: "What's the matter?" ”

"Can you not physically contact me?" Yu Ming asked.

"Okay, you say." Henna let go.

Yu Ming looked left and right, and whispered: "I called to cancel the appointment for the crematorium, and then called the housekeeper to say that it will be changed to tomorrow." ”

"That's a good idea." Henna asked fiercely, "What does that have to do with the socket?" ”

"I've always wanted to buy a waterproof socket, I don't know if the brand is of good quality." Yu Ming raised his thumb and said to a foreigner chef: "Salad, bone." Henna didn't punch him.

"Three Qs." Foreigners are very happy that their products are praised.

"Don't think I'm boring and close to an old coat." Yu Ming said in a low voice.

Henna's second punch was also terminated, and she asked curiously, "What is the purpose?" ”

"I like the knife in his hand." Yu Ming said: "Now there is only one problem left for Zuihou. ”

Henna asked, "What's the problem?" ”

"Who's going to dig up the diamonds."

"You."

"Are you kidding? I've killed all the fish. Yu Ming said: "I have now helped you create the conditions, and you have decided to do it yourself, or let your friends do it." Or you tell everyone the truth and let the professionals take the diamonds. ”

"Then my friend's mom might go to jail."

"Not necessarily."

“weishenme？”

"Because I'm only 50% sure that the diamond is in my stomach, and 50% is likely to be okay with your friend's mother." Yu Ming saw Haina clenching her fists and hurriedly said, "You have to keep me to check the other fifty percent." ”

"Yu Ming." Henna's fist snapped, "You know I hate smart people." ”

Yu Ming felt the same way: "Everyone hates people who are smarter than themselves." ”

"......" Henna said murderously, "If you can't get the diamond by nine o'clock tomorrow, I'll tie you up in a garbage truck and travel around City A." ”

"Huh." Yu Ming laughed twice and said, "That's it, you let the wind go at night, and I'll do it." ”

"Wouldn't it be nice to say that earlier?" Henna smiled and turned to leave, I don't know which unlucky chef opened the four-door refrigerator without closing the door, and Henna slammed her forehead directly on the door. Henna covered her forehead, cursed, and left the kitchen.

There is a reason for everything. For example, let Henna splash water, this is to attract the attention of others, he is not sure if the housekeeper remembers the crematorium people's phone number, when Henna falls, the housekeeper checks. The living room phone was answered by the nanny. Eat in the kitchen, in order to steal a quick knife. Also, the kitchen location is close to the morgue, so it is important to familiarize yourself with the terrain.

Except for the door of the four-door refrigerator that was Yu Ming's small resistance to violence, there were other reasons. Yu Ming now only has two questions, the person at the door of the morgue, and the dissected the stomach, and took out the diamond. The first question is not difficult, the second question ...... Yu Ming has no experience. He has picked up bones, worked as a Taoist priest, and is quite immune to the dead. But the dissection business didn't dabble in......

Yu Ming called Li Fu: "Li Fu." ”

Du Qingqing's voice: "Li Fu is running a long distance, who are you?" "The caller is YU.

Alas...... Forget it, running more than 40 kilometers and letting people come over to work overtime is too inhumane. Yu Ming hung up the phone. Ni Qiu obviously can't do it either, and it can be seen from the first commission of cooperation that this guy has never touched the corpse. Yu Ming thought that he had the guts to give a knife to the corpse, but the premise was that he could get the diamond with a knife.

After working in the investigation club for more than ten days, Yu Ming found that it was not only to contribute to the investigation club or Du Qingqing, but the important thing was that he could learn a lot. For example, now, how can ordinary people have such an opportunity to increase practical experience. Gotta buy two pairs of gloves. weishenme is two? One pair is discarded, and the second pair appears in the discarded gloves to avoid fingerprints.

There are still quite a lot of people who stay in the villa overnight, and many people come out of town to see them off. Since it was only postponed for half a day, they naturally would not run back stupidly and fly over early tomorrow morning. Some people say that red and white things are the most haode social places because there is a topic for chatting. The old people get together to drink tea and feel sad, the old friends are gone, and they are not far away. Middle-aged people mingle and talk about business, stocks, and investments. Women get together to talk about fashion, bags, cosmetics and husbands. Younger men are having fun on their own. Play billiards and watch movies. Or hook up with the opposite sex.

Yu Ming is also mixed in, and he has preliminarily mastered the skills of speaking in this circle. Even evil people will have a righteous appearance. The topics are nothing more than cars, yachts, current political news, stock investment, sports, etc. They don't talk about women, they don't speak ill of others. At least superficially so.

Yu Ming said: "The roadside club said that the national football team was wiped out by the Thai women's football team yesterday. ”

A buddy said: "It shouldn't be women's football, it must be a shemale." ”

Another buddy said: "Manchester United vs Arsenal today, have you bought the periphery?" ”

Note that buying peripherals is a grade word. You can never buy peripherals, but you can't understand what peripherals are. In addition, being able to buy the periphery is also the basic grade of the circle.

Another buddy said: "The last time I bought an international 200,000 loss, I vowed never to buy peripherals again." Two hundred thousand can buy a lot of bust. ”

Meat jokes are humorous, and they are also commonly used in the circle of communicative words, which can shorten the distance between men. But it can't be pure meat, because that's a local tyrant.

Henna didn't know when she appeared, put her hands behind Yu Ming's sofa and said, "What are you talking about?" ”

"Miss Haida." Everyone knows each other, and a man asked, "Is Miss Hai gambling?" ”

"Gambling sister, my dad has been gambling on the national football team for 30 years, and he is all destroyed. Yu Ming, go. ”

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