Chapter 188: Friend's Erudition!!
Outside the mirror, after seeing that the people in the cell did not move much, the man said uncertainly, "This seat, why do you always have a feeling of psychological panic?" ”
"Ah, most likely Madame wants to clean you up again?" This kind of thing has happened many times, and every time the city lord feels this way, Madame has not let him go.
"Hehe, Xuan Junyao!" The man sneered, it must be this girl who provoked the baby.
Shui Zhe said sympathetically, "City Lord, instead of sneering here, you might as well find a place to hide, right?" Madame's ability, you haven't experienced it! ”
The man rolled his eyes and was almost stunned. "Why don't you find me a place yet!!"
Everyone nodded and quickly retreated. When leaving, the bearer suddenly said, "City Lord, what should I do with Little Ash?" ”
"Cure it, and then go to the starlings, you must order them to coax the lady well, otherwise the killing will be made!" At the last moment, the pretense still has to be carried out to the end.
"Got it, Shui Zhe, find a way to please Xiao Ash and Starling, just say that the city lord promises to complete this matter and grant them a wish! Otherwise, don't think about eating in the future. "Carry the ba, honestly explained.
"Idiot!" He Na kept disdainful and said, you kid will not wait for the city lord to leave to explain. What he cares about most is face. How can this girl never learn?
"Carry the bully, let's compare the two later!" Before fleeing, Jue Ao did not forget to threaten.
Carrying the bully in a cold sweat, he seemed to have said something that he shouldn't have said. But ...... "City Lord, you better go and hide from the little master." Madame was reluctant to disturb the land. ”
Bang bang...... Shui Zhe and He Na fell directly to the ground, looking at the black smoke emitting from their bodies, and there was only disdain in their eyes except sympathy.
Why is he always not opening which pot?
"Yo, city lord, are you going to run for your life again? Go to the little master, the lady is reluctant to disturb the land. Momo, who happened to come back, suddenly gave a kind opinion.
Bang bang...... A black man with black smoke all over his body reappeared.
"Humph!" Jue Ao snorted coldly and hid in the back mountain, where is Lao Tzu going, do you want you to explain?
"These two are a perfect match." After patting the dust on their bodies, Shui Zhe and He Na left the place cleanly, tempting Madame's little pet.
In the hall of the master mother, Xuan Junyao was looking at his friend in surprise, "Have you ever died?" Are you a ghost now? ”
Bao Kuikui pursed his lips and smiled, "How can I say it, it's not a human anyway!" ”
"Shemales?" After saying that, the two laughed.
"Well, what the hell is going on? Aren't you hidden? Why did your urn appear again? Xuan Junyao sighed.
Bao Kuikui's eyes narrowed slightly, and he continued to recall, "What if you hide it, don't forget, even if I cross over, I will still be a human body!" ”
It turned out that even with the blessing of Hades' life, Bao Kuikui was still gradually aging in the fairyland where he was hiding. This is the law of nature as a human being.
Looking at the old face, she was really desperate, "You don't have to deceive me, I know he didn't come to look for me at all." Dust, let me grow old naturally! ”
For the past two hundred years, she has spent her days in lonely memories, but the people she misses deeply have never come to find her.
"Wait, then how did you know that Jue Ao didn't look for you? Aren't you hidden? Xuan Junyao was puzzled.
Bao Kuikui smiled, "After all, I have lived there for so long, and the person who takes care of me is actually Mama Fox, so she helped me to inquire." Only then did I know that the slut had another group of concubines! ”
"Wow, that's too much. Keep going! At some point, there was an extra plate of melon seeds on the table, and I saw that Mama Fox also sat down curiously, and the three of them carved melon seeds to listen to the play together.
When Jue Ao felt that he had forgiven Bao Kuikui's presumptuousness and wanted to tour her, he found that the beauty had long since left. Holding the urn sent by Hades, he closed himself for three years.
No one knew what he was thinking inside, but by the time he came out, he was already full of stubble and haggard.
Then he took Bao Kuikui's ashes to the Hades Palace, and negotiated with the Hades after the internal requirements. Jue Ao used her own essence blood and her soul to recreate a Bao Kuikui out.
"Wow, that's too mythical, isn't it?" Xuan Junyao exclaimed.
"Madam, that's how you came back to life?" This is also the first time Mama Fox has heard of it. In the past, this matter was a taboo in the city, and no one was allowed to mention it.
After taking a sip of flower tea, Bao Kuikui nodded happily and said, "Yes, and then I returned with Jue Ao's two successes." The little concubines in the city, hum~ Sister, I didn't let it go! "Twenty percent, even if it's not much, but in front of the ordinary demons, it's also a strong sense of existence!
"Adultery and plunder, how many did you choose?"
"Fart, don't you see that I've been cultivating myself? Girl, I use the newcomer army method, using the palace fight that I learned from TV, and the house fight that I learned from the book. Destroy these demons one by one! Hahaha......"
Looking at Bao Kuikui who was laughing wildly, Xuan Junyao didn't believe it at all, in addition to being able to draw, this girl's brain is more mushy than herself, Dou? Just her?
Xuan Junyao set her eyes on Mama Fox, wanting to see what information she could get, but she said in a silent voice, "City Lord! ”
Oh~~ nodded clearly, it turned out that the city lord was helping in secret, so she said, this girl is not far from the mentally retarded, and if she can't do it, Zhu Bao's virtue will follow her.
"I didn't expect you, you're still married and have children. In this way, you came a long, long time before me! ”
"I'm angry when I say this, how can you give my son a pig name? Are you looking for a draw? ”
Xuan Junyao was speechless, "Eldest sister, your son has appeared with a pig's nose, what can I think?" For example, if you see it, wouldn't it be called a pig as well? ”
"I, that's what he looked like when he was a child, Jue Ao said, he will be very handsome when he grows up and is promoted. So it's called the metamorphosis of the swan. ”
"Bah, ouch, look at my brain. I almost forgot about business, Lao Tzu is here to treat your heart disease. Say, what's wrong with your heart? Thinking of Long Xiao in the cell, Xuan Junyao immediately sat up.
"Heart disease? My only heart problem is that I don't know where my son has gone all these years, whether he has suffered or not. Did you miss me, why did he follow his father to the back mountain when he saw me when he came back this time? ”
"That's all?"
"Yes, oh no, now there is one more, how did you cross over? Why did this come to Demon Lord City? What kind of illness do you want to see me? As far as I can see, you're a mortal except for the wrong blood? ”
Faced with Bao Kuikui's series of questions, Xuan Junyao had a headache. But I also knew that my friend cared about her gossip mood, and then crackled and told her all about these days.
"Wow, you're in love for a long time? But why do I think the relationship between the two of you is so dull? None of them are XX? ”
"Roll the calf......"
Bao Kuikui and Mama Fox laughed. At this time, she completely believes that this girl and Mrs. are friends. It seems that the women in Madame's hometown are very arrogant!
"Alas, it's not as good as my family's reputation. Is that the ball his favorite? Somehow, when she heard that her son was kind to other women, she, a mother, felt panicked.
"I guess the ball didn't throw him anyway. Who knows, alas, hurry up and let Lao Tzu's people go. They're still in prison! ”
Stroking his hair, Bao Kuikui raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't worry, it's too late now." Sleep with me today. Let him think about you. In this way, the state of impatience can be reflected. ”
"Yo, the dead girl knows a lot. Don't say it, I'm really hungry, hehe......"
"Virtue, Mama Fox, go prepare some food."
"Yes, ma'am!" With a sweep of the long sleeves, the melon seed skins on the ground and the empty tea quilts on the table all turned back to their original shapes cleanly. Helping Xuan Junyao up, Mama Fox turned around and left the room.
"Hey, I said, how did you know I was a baby? Aren't you afraid that they look the same? After Mama Fox left, Bao Kuikui asked curiously.
Xuan Junyao frowned, "Sister, your unique fetish will be known to anyone who knows you, besides, who would imitate the soberfall imitation so transparent?" Who else but you, a movie fan, will there be? Especially pearls, which can be found everywhere!! ”
"I see, come, look at my calligraphy and painting, the latest finish!" Pulling Xuan Junyao, Bao Kuikui eagerly led her to a pink dark table.
"This, this is what you wrote?" In the paper, the painting is very beautiful, a man and a woman's affectionate kiss, but a few crooked characters next to it destroy the artistic conception of this painting, only to see that it is written, "Ask what is the love in the world, and teach people to vomit when they eat." ”
"Girl, have you seen through the red dust? Also, you wrote this word?? ”
"That's right, sister, I've experienced the path that Oiran must learn, hum, talent isn't a point~ Don't believe it? Waiting" as if he felt that his friend looked down on him, Bao Kuikui turned around and flipped through the other verses.
"Capture the thief first and capture the king first, and scold the mother before scolding"
"The merchant girl doesn't know the hatred of the country, and she still sings nunchucks across the river."
"Chirp and chirp, Mulan is playing a game console!" After reading these poems, Xuan Junyao chose to stop, and if she continued to read it, she was afraid that she would vomit! It's okay to spoof, but can the words not be so ugly?
After calming down, Xuan Junyao boldly asked, "Who taught you this good hand?" Is the bustard still alive? ”
Bao Kuikui was stunned for a moment, and then pointed to the fox mama who happened to bring food into the room and said, "Alive, isn't it the fox mama!" ”
"Ah...... Isn't she an old bustard? Xuan Junyao was slightly surprised, what's going on?
"Hey, because didn't my sister say that she accepted a guest, Jue Ao was furious, so she copied Yihong, and I had a deep relationship with Mama Fox, after all, many of my sister's talents were taught by her, so I took her away. Is there a problem? ”
Looking at Xuan Junyao's pale face and the messy horizontal stripes on the table, Mama Fox swallowed a mouthful of saliva unconsciously, and said secretly, "Did you show off your friends with a strange font again?" ”
Whenever she thought of the city lord's helpless face and Hades' contemptuous expression, she really wanted to know how Madame had skipped it?
"Madame, uh, girl, let's have dinner together!" Because she didn't know what to call it, Mama Fox was also in trouble for a while.
"Call me Junyao in the future!" It seemed that seeing Mama Fox's embarrassment, Xuan Junyao kindly explained.
"Okay." Mama Fox smiled slightly, turned to Bao Kuikui and said, "Madam, Shui Zhe said, Starling and Xiao Ash will come back later!" ”
"Starling?" There are starlings here too, huh? In her memory, the dumb starling who can fight the landlord seems to have disappeared for a long time, will it be connected here?
"Well, that's my pet, it's a stinky fart, just like Ash. By the way, Xiao Ash is another pet I have, it's a flat-horned dragon, I heard that I followed Shui Zhe and them out to explore the rivers and lakes today! Saying this, Bao Kuikui laughed to himself.
"Flat, Ceratosaurus?" Xuan Junyao said embarrassedly, it won't be the guy who was slapped by her. It seems that he was still frightened. Heh, hehe, hehehe...... Really TM damn it.
"Jun Yao, what are you twitching there by yourself, eat quickly!" Looking at his friend's stunned look, Bao Kuikui teased.
"Baby, are we two best friends?"
"yes, what are you doing? What bad things have you done again! Bao Kuikui had an ominous premonition.
"Pet or me, who is more important!"
Bao Kuikui's heart was relieved, and he thought it was a big deal. "You, it has to be you!"
"That's good, eat!"
Bao Kuikui was slightly stunned, this person is crazy......