Chapter 696: Human Flesh Sandbag and Tickling
Wang Lu had already planned to manipulate the kung fu zombie to bite Wang Decheng, but after listening to Huang Yinfeng's words, if he can win by biting, he is not as good as this reckless man, the old human beings have a strong will, don't we voters and messengers?
Wang Lu quickly had an idea, he manipulated the kung fu zombie to roll, approaching the stream, and soon, with a plop, Wang Decheng and the kung fu zombie climbed over the embankment and fell into the stream together.
Wang Bi'an, Shen Mugu and the others immediately lay on the bridge and looked nervously into the stream, and Shen Mugu said in a low voice: "Wang De's water acceptance is not very good. Everyone next to him smiled bitterly in their hearts, no matter how good the water is, can it compare to a zombie who doesn't need to breathe in the water at all?
After Wang Decheng and the kung fu zombies fell into the stream, it was as if they had disappeared, and they never surfaced again, just as the people in the Bailiang Bridge were counting worriedly, there was a bang, and a figure appeared on the port on the shore, which one was not a kung fu zombie, only to see that it was dragging Wang Decheng's feet in his hand, Wang Decheng closed his eyes tightly, and the water kept bubbling out of his mouth and nose, and he saw that he was poured a stomach of water by the kung fu zombies at the bottom of the stream.
The kung fu zombie dragged Wang Decheng upside down like a dead dog, and every time Wang Decheng's head hit the stone steps, a puff of water gushed out of his mouth and nose. The kung fu zombie dragged Wang Decheng to the open space at the head of the bridge again, threw his hand, and stood next to him without moving.
After a long time, Wang Dechengcai choked and coughed and vomited and half-knelt up from the ground, he stared at the kung fu zombie panting, raised his hand, and threw a piece of meat to the ground - he was not without resistance under the water, and even risked being bitten, clasped the kung fu zombie's already eroded cheek, and dug a piece of meat down.
The kung fu zombie bared half of his teeth and bones, and looked at Wang Decheng motionlessly.
Wang Decheng stood up again and stumbled towards the kung fu zombie, trying to repeat his old tricks. This time, however. Kung Fu zombie - Wang Lu, will never give him a chance again.
The kung fu zombie was just a light side, and it let go of Wang Decheng's body. As soon as he raised his foot and kicked Wang Decheng's buttocks, Wang Decheng couldn't control his figure and crashed into the zombie pile. Knocked down several zombies in a row.
Wang Decheng got up from the pile of zombies with his hands and feet, suddenly snatched a watermelon knife from the hand of an armed zombie next to him, and roared. Pounced on the kung fu zombie - at this moment, the black shadow next to him flashed, and the zombie dog that devoured Zhu Lin's ears suddenly pounced and opened his chrysanthemum mouth at Wang Decheng in a threatening manner. Wang Decheng's figure was stunned, and when he was stunned, he let go of the watermelon knife in his hand and fell to the ground. The zombie dog retreated.
At this time, the kung fu zombie took the initiative for the first time, only to see it take a few strides like a three-step layup, leaping high, and a Mount Tai pressed the top. One leg slashed at Wang Decheng.
Wang Decheng faced this gorgeous trick, he didn't block or block, but stepped forward and opened his arms, as if he wanted to fight for a leg, but also to catch the kung fu zombies falling from the air - the zombies were in the air, it was difficult to change direction, as long as they hugged again......
However, Wang Decheng's wishful thinking failed, and the leg of the kung fu zombie suddenly changed, changed to a kick, and kicked on Wang Decheng's face, Wang Decheng screamed in pain, covered his face and took a few steps back, but it was this kick that knocked off his two front teeth.
Wang Decheng is a human being after all, not a zombie, when he feels the pain, he will have a subconscious reaction, he patronized and covered his face, but he didn't prevent the kung fu zombie from pounced again, and it was a Pegasus meteor fist-style thrashing on the abdomen, Wang Decheng bent down in pain, wow, and spit out the braised eggs that he had just swallowed.
The kung fu zombie rubbed his body and went straight forward, and hugged Wang Decheng's neck with his backhand, which was an over-the-shoulder fall.
This time, Wang Decheng didn't get up for a long time, his chest rose and fell violently, he coughed slightly with his waist bent, and spat blood on the ground with his head sideways.
Wang Bi'an suddenly shouted through the wooden plank: "Uncle Wang Decheng, come on!" ”
Wang Decheng raised his arm, waved weakly in the direction of Bailiang Bridge, supported his hands, and slowly got up from the ground.
His knee seemed to hurt and he limped when he walked, but he was still moving forward, heading for the kung fu zombies. Although his legs were weak, he stumbled, and his steps were vague, but he still moved forward.
He finally got in front of the kung fu zombie, put on a Western boxing posture, and punched at the kung fu zombie.
The kung fu zombie pulled his left hand, waved his right hand, snapped, slapped Wang Decheng in the face, took a step back, and avoided Wang Decheng's fist.
Wang Decheng stumbled a few steps, another right hook, and the kung fu zombie still used his left hand to fight, and his right hand was stretched, snap, and it was another slap.
Wang Decheng's face was like opening a sauce shop, his eyes were swollen, his nose was bleeding, his lips were broken, he coughed twice from time to time, and spit out a mouthful of blood. The movement of his punches became more and more sluggish and weak, and the kung fu zombie was able to dodge him with a slight dexterity and gave him a few more slaps.
Wang Decheng is as powerless as a child in front of adults.
When the kung fu zombie jumped high and kicked Wang Decheng in the head, Wang Decheng finally couldn't hold it anymore, his back was facing the sky, his bones fell down with a bang, and he never got up again.
Soon, another Taishi chair was moved, and Wang Decheng, like Zhu Lin, was also tied to the chair with duct paper.
The kung fu zombie walked to the Bailiang Bridge again and beckoned to everyone inside.
Lu Kai pulled out the axe: "Let me come!" ”
Shen Mugu scolded: "Nonsense, without the ability, you are just a little child, this kind of life and death thing, naturally we adults will do it." He paused and said, "If you have the heart, there is a very urgent and unpredictable matter that needs to be done, and I think that only you are the most suitable." ”
Lu Kai glared at the beads and said, "What's the matter?" Say it quickly! ”
Shen Mugu said: "I can understand it so far, the smart corpse behind the scenes is trying to use us as bait to lure the large army of Yashan out, and then ambush it." The current tricks are just trying to wear down our will to resist, and there is no danger to our lives for the time being. But if the rescue team from Yashan came in a hurry and accidentally fell into an ambush, then we were really doomed. ”
"Be sure to spread the news of our ambush in Dongqiao Town and our encounter with Kung Fu Zombies, and warn the large army of Yashan."
"It's up to you, because you have the ability to fuck off - I know your ability doesn't work now, but I think. The power of the jammer used by the opponent's corpse cannot be too large, and it is already considered a top day to cover Huijiang Village and Bailiang Village, as long as you are out of this range. You can use your ability to break through the encirclement of zombies and rush back to Yashan as soon as possible. ”
Lu Kai frowned: "Uncle Shen Mugu, you are right, but the problem is that we can't break through the effective range of the jammer now." Not to mention that kung fu zombie, even so many ordinary zombies, I can't beat them. ”
Shen Mugu said: "Who said we can't break through the encirclement of zombies? It's definitely not okay to go by road. But we can go by water! As he spoke, he pointed to the boiling stream under the Bailiang Bridge.
Including Wang Bi'an, whether it was the children or the members of the armed forces, they all felt that Shen Mugu was crazy - although the number of zombies in the stream under the bridge was far less than that on land, the combat effectiveness of those who needed to breathe in the water also dropped sharply, and they could barely fight on land, but they could get to the water. It is really a world that has completely become a water zombie, and Wang Decheng was reversed by a kung fu zombie in the stream just now, which is the best example.
Shen Mugu looked at the embarrassed expressions on the faces of the people around him, and shook his head: "I know what you guys are thinking, but you know when I saw Wang Decheng being carried out of the water by that kung fu zombie just now. What comes to mind? ”
"What I think of is that Wang Decheng is too wronged! It's not that he's not as strong as that kung fu zombie, but he has no place in the water! We Yashan often clean up the water zombies in the Yinjiang River, many of you children have also seen it, as long as you stand on the bamboo raft, use fishing nets and long bamboo poles equipped with iron tips, you can easily kill the water zombies, sometimes fight all day, even the clothes on the body will not be wet! ”
When Wang Bi'an heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Uncle Shen, I know, you are asking us to make a raft!" Make a raft out of the beams and columns of this 100-beam bridge! ”
Shen Mugu nodded emphatically: "That's right, the beams and pillars of this Bailiang Bridge are the best raft materials, let's make a big raft and throw it into the river below, with a raft, Lu Kai will have enough foothold to fight the water zombies, he doesn't need to hold on for too long, as long as the raft goes down the river and is out of the range of the jammer, he will be safe." ”
In the Bailiang Bridge, everyone's eyes were shining, Zheng Jiayan suddenly raised his hand, took off his armor, and then began to undress again, only for a while, only underwear remained, revealing the carcass of a healthy bumpy girl.
Lin Jiu was stunned: "Zheng Jiayan, you, what are you doing?" ”
Zheng Jiayan said calmly: "To make a raft, you not only need nails, but also a lot of ropes, let's connect these clothes and use them as ropes." ”
Lin Jiu said urgently: "If you want to take it off, we boys should take it off." ”
Zheng Jiayan said: "No, you boys still have to fight, this dress should play a role in protecting the body, let's use our girls' clothes." ”
At this time, the girls in Bailiang Bridge had already understood the intention of Zheng Jiayan's actions, and they didn't need to be instructed at the moment, they untied their clothes by themselves, and in the face of the girls' almost naked delicate bodies, the boys who had already had a sense of sexual confusion took the initiative to turn their faces away, so as not to let their eyes defile the purity of the girls.
Although they know that when these girls were wandering outside the cliff mountain before, nine times out of ten, they had already experienced human affairs, and because they were insulted and hurt, it would always be an inescapable tragedy for weak girls in the last days. But at this moment, their bodies are pure, sacred, and cannot be defiled by obscene eyes. This is the girl of Yashan, this is their future wife, this is the mother of their future children, this is the most precious treasure in the world that they need to protect with their lives.
Lu Kai, Lin Jiu, Huang Donghua and other boys didn't say a word, picked up the axe and walked to the center of the bridge, even Zhu Li, who had been staring at the hole outside the bridge gate, wiped his tears with his backhand and joined the team to dismantle the beams and pillars, Shen Mugu hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, let me go out and entangle the kung fu zombies first, lest the intelligent corpses behind the scenes find out the abnormality and transfer more water zombies into the stream." ”
Wang Bi'an bit his lip and said, "Uncle Shen, you, your ability to fight is really ...... Alas, why don't you change someone. ”
Shen Mugu patted Wang Bi'an on the shoulder: "Good boy, even you look down on Uncle Shen?" Hehe, just kidding, my fighting skills are indeed not very good, but as long as I entangle the kung fu zombie outside, the longer it drags on, the better, as long as the large army of Yashan can receive Lu Kai's alarm. With the combat experience of the old director Feng Haiqi, he will definitely be able to find a way to rescue us. Otherwise, we would have shrunk our necks to be the eighth king in this hundred beam bridge. Sooner or later, it's also a dead word. ”
Shen Mugu turned his head and said to the remaining members of the armed forces: "I'll go first, if I can't do it, you guys will go up one by one, remember." Be sure to protect the kids. ”
The members of the armed forces department nodded solemnly, the children here are still their relatives or adopted sons and daughters. To protect them is to protect your own family.
Shen Mugu didn't take off his armor like Wang Decheng, he made up his mind to be a human punching bag - fighting kung fu zombies? It was a big joke at all, and it was in vain to consume his limited energy, so he simply relied on his armor to protect himself, and used his body to resist the fists and kicks of kung fu zombies. His only role is before the kung fu zombie kills him. An extra moment is a moment.
The only regret is that he has been by her side for so long, and he has never thought of her confessing - of course, if he really has the courage, not to mention that Wang Lu will chop himself into seventeen or eighteen pieces. She would also punch herself into a pig's head. Alas, I don't know how her body is recovering. She is willing to die for the king's road, but she once knew that there is also a man in this world who is willing to die for her.
Before Shen Mugu went out of the cave, he suddenly turned to Wang Bi'an and said, "Wang Bi'an, tell you Sister Xie Ling'......" He paused.
Wang Bi'an was stunned: "What did you say?" ”
Shen Mugu shook his head: "It's nothing. "A short body, drilled out of the bridge door.
Wang Lu in the small building suddenly laughed: "Interesting, interesting, if you don't fight back after being beaten, do you think you are the eighth king of the turtle?" He "saw" that a thin man had emerged from the Bailiang Bridge, walked up to his fellow voters, and lay down with his head in his hands, curled up like a worm, motionless.
"If you want to be a human flesh sandbag, okay, I'll fulfill you." Wang Lu manipulated the kung fu zombie to pounce, and with just one kick, he kicked Shen Mugu to the ground and rolled a few times, Wang Lu was not very satisfied with this kick, because he also saw that Shen Mugu was wearing armor, although this kick was heavy, the actual damage was not much, and Shen Mugu slipped his head and rolled a few times, but it offset most of the force of this kick.
Wang Lu shook his head, what a child's trick - the kung fu zombie strode in front of Shen Mugu, who was curled up in a ball and firmly protected his head and face with his arms, and squatted down - took off his shoes.
First the shoes, then the socks, and then, the kung fu zombie stretched out his fingers and scratched the soles of Shen Mugu's feet.
Before leaving the covered bridge, Shen Mugu was mentally prepared to withstand the attack of kung fu zombies like a storm, however, he thought of everything, but he didn't expect kung fu zombies to have this trick - tickle.
He immediately burst out laughing, and as soon as the laughter came out, his tense body softened, and the arm that protected his head was loosened - as soon as the kung fu zombie stretched out his hand, it stuck his neck, and the suffocation made Shen Mugu couldn't help but stretch out his hands, desperately breaking the kung fu zombie's arm that was firmly stuck in his throat like an iron pillar, and the kung fu zombie slowly stretched out his other hand, and slapped Shen Mugu more than 20 times in a row, hitting his cheeks high and swollen.
After humiliating Shen Mugu, the kung fu zombie got up again, stood tall, and beckoned to Shen Mugu.
Shen Mugu knew that his head shrinking turtle method had been cracked, and the kung fu zombies had a way to toss themselves. He sighed, got up from the ground, screamed, like a shrew fighting, waved his arms and pounced on the kung fu zombie, and before he could get close, the kung fu zombie kicked him upside down and flew back with a chain of legs. This kick was extremely heavy, if it weren't for the armor to protect him, Shen Mugu would have to break a few ribs. However, after Shen Mugu got up from the ground, he clutched his chest and gasped for a moment, and yelled again and threw himself at the kung fu zombie, shouting louder and louder, as if he could give himself courage.
Not to mention Shen Mugu's kraft candy and kung fu zombies are entangled, fighting to protect and the other party, in the Bailiang Bridge, Wang Bian and the children are frantically dismantling the beams and columns, although the bridge was built in the Northern Song Dynasty, in fact, it has been maintained in all dynasties, the most recent one was before the liberation, so the beams and columns are relatively well preserved, far from the point of decay.
One by one, the beams were torn down, dragged aside, and nailed again with large nails that had been pried off, and the girls' clothes were cut into strips, tied into ties, and watered to increase their toughness, and tied to the rafts. Such a raft is not sturdy and will fall apart in a short time, but the children know that as long as they can hold on to the range of the drifting jammer, the raft will be considered a success even if it falls apart into strips.
Wang Bi'an was knocking nails on the raft while listening to Shen Mugu's screams from the covered bridge, he knew that this was Uncle Shen using his own life to make a raft for everyone as a cover, so he couldn't cry, and he didn't have time to cry, hurry up, faster! Building a raft is the only thing you can do.
Finally, a clumsy raft was built, but the beams and columns were not suitable for rafting, because they were too heavy, and the original bridges were more suitable in comparison, but all the bridges were used to close doors and windows, so they could only be reluctantly embarrassed. (To be continued.) )