XXXVI. The Ambition of Comrade Little Bird Tour (I)
Although he couldn't understand Prime Minister Kotori Yu's brainless words at all, Wang Qiu still looked at the huge atomic power generation ship not far away, deliberated on the route for his own invasion, and then shook his head in disappointment.
ββ¦β¦ I'm sorry, Prime Minister Birdie, although this ship has not yet anchored and set sail, the trestle and staircase connecting the dock on the shore have been set on fire by the other party, and we are not ninjas or special forces who can fly the eaves and walk the wall, how can we get up now? β
ββ¦β¦ And, shouldn't we talk about our commissions as well? β
Wang Qiu's biological sister, Wang Yao, also reminded, "...... Six reactors, a nuclear waste warehouse, and close proximity to Tokyo, the economic heart of Japan...... When the Fukushima nuclear crisis is fully fermented, the yen will only be turned into a dead banknote...... Although we are not all for the sake of money, we are not selfless internationalist fighters -- even Lei Feng will not give his life to foreigners for free! β
ββ¦β¦ Hehe, please rest assured, although even I don't know how many days I, the prime minister, can be the prime minister, and I don't know what the small coffers of the previous prime ministers are all about, but after all, I have been the leader of the Japanese space powerhouses since I was in middle school, and I have real estate in Shanghai and Hong Kong! Even if the yen is turned into waste paper, it will not be deprived of your remuneration...... As for how we should storm the ship. β
Prime Minister Kotori Yu Mahaku covered his mouth and smiled, and then turned his attention to the blond-haired Russian hairy girl commissar. ββ¦β¦ Miss Sonia, as far as I know, you also have the ability to move wormholes! Can you please come aboard the ship with a wormhole assault this time and be a pioneer for us? β
Miss Sonia, the werewolf political commissar who had just returned to her human form and was still a little weak, hesitated for a moment when she heard this, and then nodded heavily. In very rusty Japanese, he replied, "...... Well, I guess I can try to climb up there. But...... Your Excellency the Prime Minister, can you explain. What the hell are you doing here? Weishenme was so careless from the beginning that he even sat back and watched the situation deteriorate. Only now did it take action...... I don't want to be somehow involved in any of your schemes, and even more sadly fall victim and scapegoat in ignorance! β
-- I have to say. Although this Soviet wolf political commissar who came through time and space seems to be rough and arrogant, in fact, all kinds of delicate thoughts in private are not insignificantβalthough it is still a little too straightforward.
Of course, compared to those typical Russian Maozi who are desperately big in thinking, who will only harden everything, and can't even do the least of soft and hard, and only know how to solve problems with their fists, Sonia Commissar is already good if he can do this.
ββ¦β¦ Conspiracy? Well, maybe there is! However, please pay attention to Comrade Sonya. It's not my conspiracy, it's me. Everyone. Target. Yin. Scheme! β
Kotori Yu Mashiro teased in a somewhat frivolous tone, while continuing to shake his little finger very cutely - this middle school and second sick girl Song Ji Prime Minister seems to be unconsciously selling cuteness anytime and anywhere, and has long been accustomed to nature.
However. This set of cute strategies may make the otaku rotten girls in East Asia scream, but they can't eat it at all in front of the Russian hair.
ββ¦β¦ Ms. Birdie, please be serious, I need a clearer answer. Sonia said with a straight face.
ββ¦β¦ Ah......h
Mashiro shrugged his shoulders helplessly. Then his face suddenly became serious, and at the same time, he reached out and took out a shiny metal badge from his bosom - the base of the golden five-pointed star, inlaid with a striking bright red baseplate, and in the center was a striking mark in the shape of a sickle and hammer! β¦,
Next, in the midst of Wang Yao's calm face and the stunned faces of others, the Japanese prime minister opened his mouth clearly and word by word:
ββ¦β¦ The darkness of ignorance and hypocrisy still shrouds this shijie! I swear that from today onwards I will fight for the truth! β
-- What is quite surprising and ironic is that the "Oath of the International Exorcism Column," which Wang Qiu had heard from Professor Yang Wenli, slowly uttered it from the mouth of a leader of a major capitalist economic power...... Even if this "leader" is purely in the nature of a ticket.
ββ¦β¦ I will not be religious, delusional, or confused, and I will pierce the hypocritical mask of all exploiters, and I will do my duty faithfully until death! β
Seeing that everyone else looked stupid, Wang Yao, who seemed to have known Xiaoniao You Zhenbai for a long time, sighed and began to recite along.
ββ¦β¦ I am a seeder of civilization and science, and I am a preacher of democracy and progress. I am the torch that banishes superstition, I am the sickle that destroys ignorance, I am the hammer that smashes the shackles, I am the guardian of all mankind! β
At this point, Sonia finally reacted a little, and recited the zuihou sentence of this oath together in a daze:
ββ¦β¦ I dedicate my life and glory to the greatest scientific faith, today, every day! β
What followed was a brief silence of a dozen seconds β some still immersed in amazement, others organizing the next wording.
ββ¦β¦ Captain Birdie, or Prime Minister Birdbird, I know that you are a member of the International Exorcism Column, and you are theoretically our comrade, but so what? By the strict standards of the past, you can be regarded at best as an opportunist and revisionist who has infiltrated the revolutionary camp...... Of course, I have no position to accuse you, because we are all revisionists in the same way as you now...... Well, Comrade Sonya, who came from that era, insisted on continuing to fight under the red flag until the red flag fell......"
Wang Yao glanced at Sonya, who was obviously still a little sluggish, sighed and shook her head repeatedly, "...... So, please don't fool people with outdated nonsense like 'great ideals', dear little bird-chan! It's no longer a time of burning passion. Although you can make such a big move without fear. He also openly demanded our cooperation, which must have won the tacit approval and support of the country and even the Comintern. But that doesn't mean we'll be played like puppets by you without knowing anything!
Prime Minister Birdie, no matter how grand a plan you are planning, we Chinese are not obliged to sacrifice for the cause of the Japanese! Well, of course. And the Russians too! She glanced at Sonya, who was still confused, and added casually.
At the same time, Wang Qiu, who was still a little ignorant. looked at her sister first with a stunned face, and then looked at the second-class sick Prime Minister Lori who suddenly changed her face, and found that she seemed to be involved in some very, very big event......
ββ¦β¦ That one...... Can't you really be accommodating? For everyone's sake, we are all good comrades and sisters. Help me once! Yao sauce! β
In response to Wang Yao's questioning, Little Bird You Zhenbai immediately habitually folded his hands and put on a pitiful and cute posture, his big bright eyes seemed to be sprinkled with crystal powder, and his sweet and soft voice seemed to melt the heart of any boy......
β¦β¦ The problem is that the objects of her persuasion this time are all standard traditional strong women - or the type that has no lily attributes at all.
ββ¦β¦ Absolutely not! β
Sonia and Wang Yao replied in unison and categorically, leaving no room for Prime Minister Xiaoniayou to be coquettish and cute. β¦,
ββ¦β¦ Cut, must not work? What a bunch of loveless guys......"
Kotori Yu Mahaku suddenly pursed his lips in displeasure, and the cute gesture that could kill the otaku just now disappeared all at once. There is only a pair of old-fashioned black faces left - isn't it possible that every Lori in this world who is not simple is black inside when it is cut?
ββ¦β¦ All right! Since none of you take the ideas of the Comintern seriously, then I am a revisionist, a nationalist, and a Japanese. Explain the operation...... Here's a question: Do you know what chemotherapy is? β
ββ¦β¦ Chemotherapy? Is it the kind of treatment that uses radiation to treat cancer and kills healthy cells and cancer cells together? β
Wang Qiu, who was already depressed, found that he had finally found a place to interject, so he immediately answered first.
ββ¦β¦ That's right, this is it! Little Bird You Mahaku raised his hand and snapped his fingers, "...... Although I am neither a prophet nor a prophet. Before this nuclear crisis, he was as unprepared as everyone else. However, after all this broke out, I suddenly realized that although this nuclear crisis threatened the lives of tens of millions of people, it seemed that it could also be used to provide chemotherapy for the sick-stricken country of Japan......"
ββ¦β¦ Chemotherapy? Wang Yao frowned, "...... If the patient is Japan, then the cancer is ......"
Muttering here, she seemed to vaguely understand something, involuntarily stopped speaking, and showed a shocked look on her face.
ββ¦β¦ That's right, as you think. Since the end of the Second Shijie War, there has been a liliang that has been painful and suffocating my homeland. In the beginning, it did bring us security and prosperity for a time, as well as a vast market for the entire shijie, which helped Japan quickly emerge from the ruins of the war and once again proudly stand on the shijie stage as an economic power......
However, as time goes by, we are more and more horrified to find that it has gradually turned from a protective umbrella to a terrible cancer cell, deeply rooted in our bone marrow and internal organs, not only interfering with our every move at all times, but also squeezing and sucking our increasingly dry blood veins and our wallets more and more fiercely...... Japan, it's almost being squeezed dry! β
Speaking of this, Prime Minister Kotori Yu Mahaku's face no longer had a cute smile, but a faint helplessness and sadness, "...... In the eyes of otaku and in the two-dimensional shijie depicted in ACG's works, Japan always seems to have the most advanced technology on shijie, the best athletes, the most powerful secret military organization, the most alien planets and foreign shijie visitors, and the largest underworld shili......
In the great imperial capital of Tokyo and the ancient city of Kyoto, there are tens of thousands of superpowers, magicians, onmyoji, demons and monsters, and I don't know how many people silently carry the sacred mission of protecting the earth and even the entire universe, and fight bloody battles with all kinds of monsters that have threatened the safety of all mankind since ancient times. Even if it's an ordinary citizen. There will also be occasional super-exciting experiences, such as the sudden arrival of cat-eared spaceships, various cosmic monsters and giant robots...... No matter how you look at it, it's a 'legendary country'.
But the question is, the fantasy of the two-dimensional shijie is just a fantasy after all, what kind of real Japan is the three-dimensional shijie? β
A sad smile appeared on her face, "...... Hehe. All the lifeblood of the country is in the hands of others, and tens of thousands of foreign troops are directly stationed in the capital Tokyo, and can use missiles to raze the Imperial Palace, the Prime Minister's Office, and the National Assembly Hall at any time; U.S. military bases, large and small, are located all over the country. It only takes 48 hours to disarm the Ground Self-Defense Force, which is useless; The skies of Tokyo no longer belonged to Japan after the war, and now even the entire skies of Japan belong to someone else (the Air Self-Defense Force was absorbed by the U.S. military); The U.S. Seventh Fleet has turned Tokyo Bay into their inner lake, and the so-called Maritime Self-Defense Force is nothing more than an anti-submarine detachment of the Seventh Fleet; Although the U.S. military stationed in Japan is nominally 'defending Japan'. But everyone knows that once the time comes when Japan is disobedient, they will definitely not hesitate to do it again 'Tokyo Spring' and pull the trigger on Japan! β¦,
Since the end of World War II, successive Japanese governments have all been servile to the United States, and no matter how harsh the treaties and how unreasonable the blackmail, they can only grit their teeth and endure them, and then deceive themselves and say that this will help raise Japan's international status...... But in fact? When the bubble economy had just collapsed. Regardless of its grudges, Japan spent huge sums of money to fund the US military to win the Gulf War, and in the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, it paid so many bills for the Americans. But when the whole Shijie people mentioned these wars, who would have thought of the Japanese who paid the bills for this?! Even those anti-American terrorists in the Arab Shijie. Didn't even think about launching a terrorist attack on Japan!
Alas, Japan has silently paid so much, and in the end it is not doing a lot of wrongs for the United States, not to mention receiving war dividends and the gratitude of the United States, and it cannot even attract the attention of the enemy, and it really does not know what to say. How pathetic!
To be honest, Japan is no longer even an independent country, and it has almost completely been stripped of its backbone and degenerated into a semi-colony under the domination of the United States of America, which is not much better than India, which was ruled by the British...... It would probably be nice for Japan to go one step further from a semi-colony and truly become part of the United States. But the problem is that just as a man can't become a woman, and even if he has sex reassignment surgery, he or she can't be recognized, no matter how much they change their face, they can't become Americans.
In fact, as early as the defeat of the Pacific War, some people proposed that the whole country should be annexed to the United States and that Japan should become the fifty-first state of the United States, but the problem was that the Americans would not accept it at all - they did not even want the Mexicans!
It's just that in such a semi-colonial society, there are still so many Japanese people who feel so good about themselves, and they always feel inexplicably that as long as the United States of America is covered, all shijie will respect and love Japan, and they will despise China and South Korea on behalf of all shijie...... The question is, even in the heyday of the British Empire, who would have looked down on Indians who had colonized their homeland? β
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A thriving modern Japan = a semi-colony of the United States of America?!
Hearing this rather novel insight, Wang Qiu bowed his head and recalled the semi-colonial society of the Republic of China that he had learned in history books -- the concessions that spread across China's treaty ports, the foreign garrisons enjoying extraterritoriality, the Dongjiaomin Lane in Beijing, which looked like a country within a country, the gunboats of various countries rampaging across the Yangtze River and the Bohai Sea, and the countless foreign advisers planted in the armies of various factions...... Replaced by Japan in front of us, the foreign concession is equivalent to the US military base, Dongjiaomin Lane is the Yokota base, Zama Barracks, and Yokosuka naval base in Tokyo, the gunboats of the great powers on the Yangtze River are the US Seventh Fleet, and the Japanese Self-Defense Forces are basically the "supernumerary auxiliary forces" of the US military, and their independence and autonomy are even worse than those of the Beiyang warlords of those years......
Well, in addition to the frequent civil wars that did not devastate the lives of people, Japan after World War II did indeed become a semi-colony in a sense.
However, the reason why Japan has gradually mixed itself from a member of the capitalist Shijie Great Powers Club to a semi-colony with such a strong political status is also the sin it did at the beginning, and it is to blame for itself, and it cannot blame others......
In particular, the Chinese, who suffered greatly during the rise of Japan in those years, will only hate the situation of the Japanese for not being miserable enough, and will not have too much mercy -- the country belongs to the country, the individual belongs to the individual, and being able to make friends with the Japanese does not mean that they have forgotten the deep blood feud of those years.
Therefore, don't say that Wang Qiu and Cai Rong, who don't know the prime minister of the second disease loli, even if Wang Yao, who knows her, although she has always had a good relationship with Kotori Yu Mashiro, she has not shown the slightest excess mercy for Japan's current semi-colonial situation - otherwise it will violate the basic position of being Chinese and become a "brainless Japanese powder".
ββ¦β¦ Alas, as pitiful as it sounds, who called Japan the defeated country in the Second Shijie War? β
Wang Yao shrugged his shoulders, "...... If it was China that was defeated back then, I am afraid that the situation today is far worse than that of Japan now! On this cruel shijie, the loser is doomed to suffer. Historically, you Japanese were able to keep their homeland after brazenly launching a war and losing again, and they were not divided for a long time like Germany and Korea, but were only regularly sheared and blood-sucked by the United States. β
ββ¦β¦ Even if it is a defeated country, the reparations for the cession of land should be enough, and the responsibility for the crimes of the past century should be repaid? β
Xiao Tori Yu Zhenbai immediately retorted, "...... Japan has been sucked by the Americans for so many years, it's time to put an end to this! (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )