Chapter 396: The funeral is followed by the wedding

Xie Ling spoke mercilessly, but Wang Lu was not annoyed at all, and said cheekily: "No wonder I found out that StarCraft's archive has changed, it turns out that Xie Ling secretly moved my computer-"

Xie Ling flattened his mouth: "Who wants to touch your computer, it's just that Wang Bi'an wants to play StarCraft and begs me to crack your boot code." ”

Wang Bi'an screamed: "Sister Xie Ling, you said you wouldn't tell your father." Seeing that something was wrong, he immediately said, "I'll help my mother mop the floor." "I went out with a cigarette.

Wang Lu listened to Wang Bi'an's footsteps and disappeared at the staircase, stood up and walked to Xie Ling's side, raised his hand to caress her shoulders and said, "I'm sorry for you." ”

Xie Ling stretched out her hand and patted it: "Don't come to this set." Having said that, his eyes were a little red, the conscience of heaven and earth, who knew that he was actually "being a little three" in the last days of biochemistry.

Xie Ling quickly put away her feelings, and said to Wang Lu: "What kind of calculation are you playing?" ”

Wang Lu smiled bitterly: "I was worried before you entered the door, how to arrange that large group of newcomers." ”

He sighed and said, "I was thinking about whether to engage in a technique similar to the ancient Tuntian. ”

Wang Lu explained: "Mobilize the most capable and powerful personnel, organize them into a combat team, act as my pro-army troops, resist the attacks of the zombie army externally, and the other survivor teams who are ill-prepared, suppress all the voices that oppose me internally, and then arrange for the elderly, women and children to farm and build infrastructure." In this way, we will be able to give full play to the strength of the group in a short period of time and build Yashan better. Moreover, I can even command the troops to swallow up the other survivor teams, so that Yashan can grow rapidly. How's that going, you say? ”

Xie Ling didn't hesitate at all, and said categorically: "Dream about you, I'll make a bet with you for a dollar, if you want to do this, within a day, don't talk about newcomers, even Zhou Chunyu, Qian Zhengang, and Shen Mugu will oppose you." ”

Wang Lu was slapped by Xie Ling, but he was not depressed, and said with a cheeky smile: "This bet is free, I don't want you to earn this sure dollar." To tell you the truth, I myself know that I am not this material at all, what kind of iron-blooded killing, sweeping the world, and I have a fart relationship with a little fart like me. It's very cool to look at the overhead novels that have been played all over Europe, Asia, Africa and Latin America, but I, the editor of the website sitting in the office, are not that material at all. If you really want to play any army, I will be the first to die, such a force, people with a little ambition want to control it, and at that time I will become a thorn in the side of others, and I will get rid of it quickly. Playing conspiracy, our family subnet editors, class teachers, middle school students, and college students are not other people's opponents. ”

Xie listened to Wang Lu counting the "college students" in the family, knowing that this guy really regarded himself as a family, he snorted, finally this guy had a little conscience, she said with a straight face: "Then what are your ideas?" Don't be hippie, I knew you had a ghostly idea. Those who have thieves and brains will be crooked. ”

Wang Lu hit the sky and shouted: "This is not a crooked way, it is a righteous road." I thought about it, the way to integrate the newcomers and let them integrate into Yashan is to organize a family. ”

Although Xie Ling was immune to the messy ideas that often popped up in Wang Lu, when she heard this, she still couldn't help but be stunned: "Organize a family? What does this have to do with integrating newcomers? ”

Wang Lu spread his hands and said, "Since the advent of the biochemical apocalypse, what is the most important thing that human beings have been destroyed?" Is it the country? Ethnic group? Society? The most important thing, in my opinion, is the destruction of the family. Wives have lost their husbands, sons have lost their mothers, and countless people have even lost all their relatives, leaving them alone. ”

"The family is the cell of human civilization, without the family, everything ceases to exist, and without the family, it is impossible for human beings to survive forever." …,

"Look at our side, the only healthy family is us, Zhou Chunyu can't even feed her with a pear head, Qian Zhengang and Shen Mugu are both bachelors, Feng Haiqi, although he has a daughter, but at his age, he should always have some physiological needs, and he has always been a widower, but it is not very healthy."

Xie Ling saw that Wang Lucai had just said a few serious words, so she began to run the train with her mouth full again, and punched him: "Tell me serious." ”

Wang Lu hurriedly said: "Okay, good, in fact, my idea is very simple, we Yashan, Kyaukkou Reservoir and the new people in the urban area, men, women and children, simply, let's make do with a family and live together." As long as the age is appropriate and men and women look at each other, then get married, and those orphans who have lost their parents who are the most helpless can also be adopted by the new family, and can be taken care of in the biochemical apocalypse and live better. ”

Xie Ling nodded again and again: "This is a good idea, with a family, you can also change the previous situation where everyone fought alone and the individual was only in charge of the individual, and it would be more cohesive to survive in a group." ”

Wang Lu said with a smile: "There is another layer of benefits, this person, he has a special sense of closeness to the place where he gets married and his family is located, what is home, my heart is home, they get married in Yashan, set up a family in Yashan, and naturally regard Yashan as a place to return to their hearts." The golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as their own grass nest, in order to build a good Yashan, their own grass nest, they will put all their body and mind into hard work, and once the foreign enemy comes to attack, they will be subjected to their strongest resistance. How can I build an army that has worked so hard to control and who is constantly worried that it will turn against its master? ”

Xie Ling tilted her head sideways, stared at Wang Lu and looked at it, and suddenly laughed: "Okay, you, this belly is not all straw bales, there is still some material, I will see this method." ”

Wang Lu put on Zhuge Zhiliang's demeanor: "Praise me, just praise me, the benefits of this method are not only these, but also a big benefit is to break the invisible boundary between the original Yashan, Kyaukkou Reservoir, and urban newcomers, forming a form of you have me, I have you, who wants to imagine what kind of small faction was set up on the mountain like before, it is impossible." ”

Xie Ling pondered: "What you said is reasonable, but in this way, your control over Yashan is correspondingly much weaker, think about it, if Zhou Chunyu, Qian Zhengang, Shen Mugu and others get married, will they still obey you like before?" ”

Wang Lu spread his hands: "Even now they can't say that they are obedient to me, from beginning to end, everyone in Yashan is willing to listen to my orders, but I can better fight zombies to survive." Xie Ling, I'm here for me to tell the truth, some time ago, for the sake of the fact that I may be infected by biochemical viruses and not isolated, there has been a contradiction between everyone, I have never been the kind of master who kowtows when the body of a tiger shakes people, I also think clearly, let me play a flat-headed common man What kind of political tricks are simply looking for death. Our family was able to gain a foothold in Yashan because I was willing to do things in a down-to-earth manner, kill zombies, find supplies, and save people. From now on, as long as I do my part, people are willing to follow, they will naturally follow, and if they are not willing to follow, the twisted melon is not sweet, and he is free to go. ”

Wang Lu's words were sincere, and the listeners were moved to tears, but in fact, they were simply deceiving the ghost! It's home!

Wang Lucai will not pin his control of Yashan on the indiscriminate issuance of good person cards, of course, personal charm still needs to be dropped, even Okuroko has to play from time to time to buy hamburgers in a small shop to get close to the masses of Xiu, Wang Lu will still play a game of righteousness and awe-inspiring if he encounters an occasion like saving Zheng Jiaxi in the future, but his greater support is his special ability to keep it secret. With this ability, he can protect the safety of his family and his body, and this group of people is the real guarantee for him to sit firmly on the top spot of the cliff. …,

Xie Ling looked at Wang Lu and looked up at the starry sky at 45 degrees of purity, and said sharply: "Trick the ghost, after all, you want to start a family, but it's a real thing, if you do it well, it can be regarded as a merit, let you toss it." Saying that, he turned around and went out: "I'm leaving, if my sister sees me and you alone in the room, it's okay and it's okay." ”

That's sour. Poor Wang Lu hasn't even touched his little hands yet.

Wang Lumu sent Xie Ling to the door, and suddenly saw her pause: "You said that if you want to hold a wedding, what method do we use?" ”

Wang Lu said heaved: "Whatever, if you like Western-style, you can wear a wedding dress, if you want to enter the church, isn't there a small church nearby, clean up the smart corpses and zombies inside, let's play the priest or something, and say 'Would you like it' and it will be over." If you like the Chinese style, it's simpler, use scissors to twist a few big red happy characters, get a piece of red cloth to cover your head, and then pull a group of people to eat a meal, and you will live. ”

Xie Ling burst out laughing: "You just toss, that's not what I said, I mean, if you get married, what kind of law will you use?" After speaking, Xie Ling floated away.

Wang Lu glared at the empty door and muttered: "Law, what does this matter to the law, anyway, two people can go to bed if they like, where can I find a marriage certificate." No, the town government building is here, and it's easy to find a marriage certificate, but the corresponding law, of course, is the Republic Marriage Law -- wait, who said that the original law must be used now. Speaking of which, it is really inappropriate to use monogamy at present, so many people have died, maybe there are more women than men now, and population development is the first priority. How are our populations going to grow? Without population, what do we use to fight zombies. Well, in this way, polygamy is still necessary. In this way, Xie Ling and I will be able to ...... Ah, no, what if there are more men than women, is it necessary to engage in polyandry and patriarchy and return to matriarchal society? Ahhh It's a mess! ”

Hours later.

At noon, in Guan Xin's ward, Feng Shiqi half-bent her legs, leaning down on Guan Xin's lower body, Guan Xin's face was red, and it seemed that her whole body was struggling, Feng Shiqi raised her head slightly, blushed and said: "Guan Xin, don't work too hard, it's easy to hurt your body, when it's time to come, it will come naturally." ”

As soon as the words fell, there was a sound on the ground.

Next to him, Wang Lu, Chen Wei, Xie Ling, Wang Bi'an, Feng Haiqi, and Qian Zhengang cheered in unison: "It's finally a fart!"

Guan Xin, who was lying on the bed, twisted his ear and leaned over his lower abdomen to listen to Feng Shiqi: "Shiqi, if you press me like this, I can't let it go." ”

Feng Shiqi bit her lip and said, "Phew, do you think your fart is fragrant?" It wasn't that Dr. Qian said that he was worried about intestinal adhesions caused by infection in your stomach, so I didn't bother to listen. ”

It turned out that when he was about to eat lunch, Guan Xin completely sobered up, and said to Qian Zhengang, who was checking his body, that he was a little hungry, which was a good thing, indicating that his gastrointestinal function had recovered, but Qian Zhengang still didn't dare to let Guan Xin eat just in case, he notified Feng Shiqi, who was waiting in Mingfeng Villa, where could Feng Shiqi sit still, and immediately rushed to come with his father Feng Haiqi on a motor boat.

Everyone stayed in the ward, waiting for the first fart sound of Guan Xin, and if there was a fart, it meant that the intestines were completely cleared and they could eat.

Feng Shiqi cared too much, and didn't care that everyone was present, so she had to listen to the movement of Guan Xin's lower abdomen, saying that if she heard the sound of gurgling, it meant that the intestines were running and her body had recovered, but she didn't hear the sound of the intestines, and she pressed out a fart. …,

Although everyone laughed, Feng Shiqi was generous, she and Guan Xin also lived and died together, although the two have not had a ** relationship so far, but it has long been a non-monarch who does not marry and does not get together, Feng Shiqi walked in front of Wang Lu and bowed her head: "Thank you, Brother Wang." He walked up to Qian Zhengang and bowed his head: "Thank you, Doctor Qian." Then he bowed to the Yashan people present: "Thank you for saving Guan Xin's life." ”

Xie Ling pulled Feng Shiqi, who was about the same age as herself, and said: "If you really want to thank you, you should thank your father, this son-in-law, but he saved it single-handedly." ”

Feng Shiqi blushed, but said something earth-shattering: "It's all a family, and there's no need to thank you." ”

Everyone laughed, and Chen Wei couldn't help but laugh: "Lao Feng, your daughter looks beautiful, but her temper is like you, and she is also a cool person." ”

Qian Zhengang stepped forward to check the drainage strip for Guan Xin, and said: "The wound is very clean, it seems that Guan Xin's physique is very good, I will see it for a week, Guan Xin can get out of bed." During this time, continue to infuse, add antibiotics, take in some fluids in the early stage, and then slowly eat some well-digested food, and make up for nutrition, and the body will soon be better. ”

Wang Lu said: "Isn't it just nutrition? It's easy, we scavenged a lot of Cordyceps Ganoderma lucidum American ginseng from the supermarket and used it for Guan Xindu, anyway, a ginseng is not as full as a carrot tube in the first year, and no one eats these supplements at all. ”

Qian Zhengang said with a smile: "Brother Wang, in our doctor's opinion, any Cordyceps Ganoderma lucidum is just grass, and all kinds of curative effects are blown out. ”

Wang Lu waved his hand: "Eat, just eat, isn't there still chickens and ducks in Mingfeng Villa, and one is killed every day for Guan Xin to eat." When Guan Xin recovers his body, we will hold a wedding. ”

Everyone present was stunned for a moment, and after a long while, Chen Wei cautiously asked, "Wang Lu, you just said that you were going to hold a wedding?" ”

Wang Lu nodded.

Chen Wei pointed to Feng Shiqi and Guan Xin, who were stunned, and confirmed again: "You mean that you want to hold a wedding for the two of them." ”

Wang Lu laughed: "Do we still have someone else here who wants to get married?" ”

Although Feng Shiqi was cool, when talking about her marriage, she was still so ashamed that she hid behind Feng Haiqi and quietly stabbed her father in the back, meaning that he would come forward to speak.

Feng Haiqi looked at Guan Xin, and saw that this kid was so happy that his mouth couldn't close together, knowing that he was desperate, let alone putting forward any different opinions, so he had to step forward and say: "Xiao Wang, I don't think there is any need for such trouble, I know that Shiqi and Xiao Guan are in love, and I am also full of joy in my eyes, if there is a lover, they should eventually become married, but forget about any wedding, now this year and ......."

Wang Lu interrupted Feng Haiqi's words and said, "What's going on with the current year? Lao Feng, the wedding is the most important part of life, haven't you ever thought about seeing Feng Shiqi wearing a white wedding dress? Lao Feng, Yashan's living environment has been greatly improved, I don't dare to say anything else, but it is okay to hold a wedding for Feng Shiqi and Guan Xin. ”

He paused and said, "Newcomers, there should always be a new atmosphere." ”

Feng Haiqi changed his mind for a moment, and understood that Wang Lu was holding a wedding to settle down the hearts of newcomers. This trick is really a stroke of genius.

Wang Bi'an clapped his hands and applauded: "Oh, get married, get married, watch the bride wear a wedding dress, set off firecrackers, eat a banquet, and receive red envelopes." ”

Xie Ling clicked on Wang Bi'an's brain: "Silly boy, it's someone else's bride who receives red envelopes, and if you want to eat a banquet, you have to take out the red envelopes." ”

Wang Bian said: "Who said that when my cousin got married, she invited me to pee in their new house, and she gave me a big red envelope." ”

Chen Wei smiled beside her: "Wang Bi'an is talking about sprinkling a child's urine in my cousin's new house when he was a child, and letting the boy pee in the toilet in the new house on the wedding day is a good luck for us, which is a custom in the countryside in our area, saying that it can bless the newlyweds to have a noble son early." ”

Xie Ling slapped Wang Bi'an's buttocks: "That's because you're still young, and now you're so old, what kind of boy urine are you sprinkling." ”

Wang Bi'an said unconvinced: "Who said I can't pee on a child?" I'm not married, and of course I'm a child. ”

Zhou Chunyu almost burst out laughing: "Who told you that if you are not married, you are considered a child?" ”

Wang Bi'an nodded his nose: "What's so strange about this, don't people call children like us Tongzi chickens." ”

Wang Bi'an was entangled, making everyone in the room happy, Wang Lu clapped his hands and said: "Let's talk about the boy's urine later, Lao Feng, Guan Xin, Shiqi, the wedding matter has been decided like this." When Guan Xin's body recovers, we will hold a wedding. ”

Chen Wei was still a little worried: "Wang Lu, this Zheng Jiaxi has just held a funeral, and we will hold a wedding immediately, is this, this appropriate?" ”