Body 165.Malicious Intentions from the World!
Lao Tzu said that when the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world.
But Confucius also said that if the two feelings are long, how can they be in the morning and twilight.
So when Lin Xia and Bubble's figures gradually merged into one on the windowsill, the cats and dogs at home began to cover their eyes a little shyly, seeing that it was the time when the mountains and rivers were exhausted and there was no way out, and the willows and flowers were bright and another village.
Bubble jumped up from the bed all of a sudden, pushed Lin Xia away, and gasped with a coquettish breath, "Wait a minute." Luoran, Luoran's phone. ”
"Well, leave her alone."
Lin Xia said vaguely, casually threw out the mobile phone in the foam hand, and asked for two yellow orioles to sing green willows with his backhand, and a line of egrets went up to the sky, looking at the courtyard A little deeper, I heard the door slamming and kicking, and vaguely heard the sound of someone smashing the window glass with a stone.
"Lin Xia, don't be silent! I know you're at home! Open the door! ”
it!
Lin Xia was instantly crazy, straightened up half of his strong chest, his black hair was slightly wet with sweat, sticking to his ears and temples, his pupils were slightly open, and he turned his head to look like an angry lion.
Bubble funnily withdrew the fingers that bypassed his black hair, naughtily drew a circle on his chest, and without waiting for Lin Xia to react, he broke free from under Lin Xia like a mermaid, pulled up the half-open placket, gave Lin Xia a white look, took a deep breath, tidied up his appearance, and pushed Lin Xia, "Go and open the door." Wait a little longer, Luo Ran will set fire to the house. ”
She wants to burn down the house, and Lao Tzu still wants to kill people!
Lin Xia had a stinky face, his face was full of four big words of desire and dissatisfaction, and when he opened the door, Jiang Luoran came in first, and then Shang Sangsang followed in, and the two of them pretended not to know anything, as lively as two monkeys, "Wow, it's so warm." Sure enough, you have to stay in an air-conditioned room in winter. ”
"That's it, that's it."
"Sister, you're here too."
"You don't know I'm here?"
Bubble glanced at Jiang Luoran with a smile.
Jiang Luoran was a little weak-hearted, Shang Sangsang hurriedly encouraged her, she plucked up her courage and acted innocently, "Oh, I said why I couldn't find you in the dormitory." Calls are not answered. My mother is still waiting to video with us, isn't it a holiday tomorrow? ”
Bubble was suddenly startled, and glanced at Lin Xia with a weak heart.
Lin Xia was still thinking about sending these two damn light bulbs away a few times, but when he heard Jiang Luoran mention his mother, he immediately panicked.
So it should have been the sound of the phoenix flute, the light of the jade pot, and the dance of fish and dragons all night, and it became a classroom for primary school students.
Lin Xia, Bubble, Jiang Luoran and the dead-skinned Shang Sangsang obediently sat in front of the mobile phone with a small bench, listening to Yang Siya's words in the video.
Sure enough, she is worthy of her mother-in-law, full of aura, even if she is thousands of miles away, but her momentum is vigorous, as if she can also pass it through the screen.
Lin Xia was sitting precariously, not daring to take a breath in the air, and hated Jiang Luoran, a little, in his heart.
"Lin Xia. I'm going to trouble you to send a few of them back. The more I think about it, the more angry I become, the daughter I have raised for 20 years is the older she is, the more she will oppose you. What time is it, and you won't go back to rest? Girls can't stay up late. Luoran is well-behaved today, and you know to call home, bubbles, you are becoming more and more disobedient now.
I don't know if I go home during the holidays, and I don't even call home during the holidays? ”
"I'm busy and forgot."
Bubble opened her mouth weakly and looked towards Lin Xia, her eyes asking for help.
"Is this the reason? Forget it, the water spilled by the married daughter, your father and I didn't expect you two sisters anyway. Hey, if you were boys, your dad and I would have to save a lot of heart. ”
Yang Siya's eyes were like torches, she took a deep look at the kiss marks on the neck of the foam that could not be covered, snorted coldly, her eyes were sharp, and she looked at Lin Xia, "Like Lin Xia, you must not forget to call home." ”
Emmmm。
Lin Xia suddenly felt weak, bowed his head in embarrassment, and didn't dare to look at Yang Siya.
After ordering Lin Xia's sentence, Yang Siya no longer continued to be aggressive, and said lightly: "Okay, it's too late." I won't disturb your rest either. When you get back, remember to give me a call. Don't be heartless all day long. Don't say you haven't married yet, even if you do, your mother is still your mother! ”
"Got it."
What else can I do, I can only nod obediently.
Seeing that Yang Siya finally hung up the video, Lin Xia breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Jiang Luoran, and gritted her teeth, "May I ask Jiang Luoran, how do you feel now?" ”
Jiang Luoran thought about it carefully, and then glanced at Shang Sangsang, and the two girls laughed wildly, and in Lin Xia's helpless and funny gaze, they shouted angrily, "Cool!" ”
It's a raised eyebrow!
Tell you to abuse single dogs if you have nothing to do, and abuse single dogs if you have nothing to do!
Haha, feel the malice from the world.
This is retribution!
Wow. The human woman is so terrifying, she can't be provoked, she can't be provoked!
Hum! He deserves it. I think my meat ball has been spanning thousands of years, and I haven't seen anything, isn't it just a match for (anti-harmony). Damn Lin Xia even cast a spell to blind our perception and pissed off the king.
Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
It's all retribution!
Meatball and Coke glanced at each other, both gloating.
Yuanyuan's face was enlightened, oh, it turned out that Lin Xia and Bubble kissed and rolled around just now, did you want to make a (anti-harmony) match?
That just now Coke was licking and rolling around on me, and it turned out that I was also trying to ......
The round face instantly turned into an O-shape, and he was terrified when he thought about it.
Why the hell do I treat you as a brother, and you want to sleep with me?!
Reluctantly sent them back to school, Lin Xia stood pitifully in front of the dormitory building, watching the three girls walk in with a smile.
After a while, I suddenly saw Jiang Luoran poking her head out of the building, like a crazy woman, yelling at him, "Lin Xia, my mother just sent a message." The girls in our family must be clean. The state has national laws, and the family has family rules. If you're not married, you can't go out and sleep with boys! Otherwise, you will be hit by five thunders in the sky! ”
A roar on the ground, my sister-in-law is a dog!
MMP, you don't have a face, I still have a face!
Seeing that many lights were immediately lit up on the originally dark dormitory building, and looking down at the crowd, Lin Xia suddenly fled.
"Jiang Luoran!"
Bubbles were maddened.
"Sister, I was wrong. But I'm also doing it for your own good. If you let your parents know that you and Lin Xia rolled the sheets, you will be beaten to death! ”
"Shut up!"
"Bubbles, I think Luo Ran is right. Girls still have to be reserved......"
"Shang Sangsang, shut up too! I don't have to go to class tomorrow! ”
"Tomorrow and New Year's Day, no classes."
"Ah, I'm mad at you."
Seeing that the bubble was so angry that she turned back, Jiang Luoran bit her ear with Shang Sangsang, "So girls will also be dissatisfied?" ”
"Probably not. But is it really comfortable to do that kind of thing? ”
"You haven't done it?"
"Did you say you did?"
"Cut!"
Jiang Luoran and Shang Sangsang glanced at each other, and the boat of friendship overturned.