Chapter 5: The Charm of Instant Noodles
Only half an hour had passed in modern time and space, and it was already the dawn of the next day in another time and space.
The next day, on the Mexican beach, it was another sunny tropical morning.
Wen Dehei, who had been so excited last night that he had fallen asleep in the early hours of the morning, woke up from the reed mat in a daze, first looked at the thatched roof in front of him for a moment, then kissed his wife and sister-in-law, who were still asleep next to him, and then got up and walked to the balcony outside the door of the thatched hut.
By the time he walked out of his cabin, he had already picked up the white enamel teacup, which was slightly rusty but still striking with a red sickle and hammer pattern, from the bedside, and contained the Colgate toothpaste and toothbrush that he had just obtained from a visitor from his homeland yesterday.
The first thing is to sit on a homemade wooden toilet and do the routine of excretion every morning.
It would have been a painful thing, but after getting a roll of toilet paper yesterday, he finally didn't have to wipe his butt with rough leaves anymore - it felt like sandpaper grinding his skin!
The next step is to squeeze the milky white paste out of the plastic hose, stack it evenly on the toothbrush, and start cleaning the teeth in front of the mirror. In the past, he was so familiar with a small thing that he could no longer be familiar with, but at this moment he did it extremely holy and serious.
Brush your teeth, rinse your mouth, yell at the rising sun, and exercise your throat. Then, he spread the soap evenly on his face and hands, rubbed it for a while, and rinsed off the foam with water poured from a clay pot.
Next, he couldn't help but sniff the back of his hand, the fragrance of jasmine on it was really refreshing.
It's been more than a year since I last smelled this kind of smell!!
- It's nice to find a sense of organization!
After indulging in this for a few minutes, Wen Deji turned back into the house, picked up his wife, who was still a little dazed, and let her sit on his lap and brush her teeth with his own hands. By the way, I smiled evilly and saw that the 9-year-old Lolitia, who also couldn't brush her teeth, ate toothpaste with cold water - pitiful, this mint-flavored toothpaste tasted cool and sweet, which made Princess Tia, who had never tasted many snacks in her life, lick it very happily......
After brushing his teeth, washing his face, he walked outside to the shade of a tree facing the beach. The servant, who had been instructed last night, had boiled boiling water for him here, and had prepared cushions, a low wooden table, and a large stoneware bowl with an Indian pattern.
So, Wen Desi sat down cross-legged by the fire leisurely, and then took out two packets of spicy beef-flavored Master Kong instant noodles from a basket padded with cloth - this is also a gift from a visitor from the motherland yesterday - tore open the bag, put the dough cake, add seasoning, and finished it in one go. A few more bird eggs that his servants had just touched in the early morning, and a familiar smell unique to instant noodles suddenly permeated Wen Desi's nostrils.
The smell of instant noodles that made Moon want to vomit at the first smell of the instant noodles that he used to make people vomit during the years of business trips by train and boat in the old days is more enticing than any delicious aroma in the here and now. Especially after drinking a mouthful of fragrant spicy soup, the spicy feeling from the mouth to the throat made him have an endless aftertaste, and even moved him to tears.
This is the life of modern civilization!
And the other two natives of the time and space who dined with him, Princess Maca and her sister Tia, Wen Dehei's local wife, although they usually eat chili peppers, so that they can't get used to the spicy taste, they don't like this kind of instant noodles either, but they show infinite love for those vacuum-packed honey cakes, osmanthus cakes, cookies and big bags of Wangzi small steamed buns - women can always put dessert into the other stomach!
In ancient times, when productivity was not developed, the price of sweets was much more expensive than in later generations, and even if you were a princess, it was difficult to taste it from time to time. β¦,
Therefore, at this moment, these two noble princesses have long had no manners, they are like two chipmunks, one big and one small, who only know that they are desperately stuffing small snacks into their mouths and puffing up their cheeks high, which makes Wen Deji look funny and sad.
ββ¦β¦ Since you have followed me, you must live a better life in the future! He swore in his heart.
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Just as the family was tasting the long-lost food of the industrial age rich in various additives and preservatives, the travelers who came to this shijie again after a little preparation were also very satisfied with the pure natural green and pollution-free food sent by the local natives.
ββ¦β¦ Well, the tortillas don't seem to taste very good, with little salt and a rough texture. Tequila is a little stronger, but it can be mixed with juice to make a cocktail. There are also these tropical fruits, although most of them are unknown, but they feel delicious when you taste them, and these fresh coconuts that were picked from the tree just a few minutes ago taste amazing! β
Foodie Lori Cai Rong sat cross-legged on the beach, holding a bunch of colorful tropical fruits and feasting, with a happy smile on her face.
ββ¦β¦ That's right, pure natural organic vegetables like this with absolutely no pesticide residues can be sold for at least 100 yuan a kilogram in the supermarket! β
Ma Tong grabbed a red tomato, took a bite and splashed juice, while squinting his eyes happily, "...... Well, it's much stronger than the artificial color that relies on chemical fertilizers and pesticides to grow and matures with ethylene! β
While Wang Qiu was nibbling on a fresh papaya, he pushed away the small pottery dish that the indigenous maid politely handed over, "...... xiexie, but this one is really not needed, we eat fruit without dipping it in chili sauce......"
- Like the Mexicans of later generations, these ancient natives actually ate fruit dipped in hot sauce, and the taste was really outrageous.
When he said this, Wang Qiu's gaze was quite uncertain, not only wanting to avoid the slightly trembling hazel bumps on the pair of big breasts, but also couldn't help but want to peek at the corner of his eye...... Well, and that deep cleavage, and the secret garden of grass under the crotch......
Well, of course, this does not mean that Comrade Wang Qiu has see-through eyes, but because the other party's skin does not even have a trace of cloth!
- In terms of latitude and longitude, this land is located in the southern part of what is now Mexico, not far from the equator, and now it is summer, even in the early morning, it is still as hot as a steamer, making people sweat all day long, and there is never a need to protect from the cold. And the textile jishu of the Indians is really a tragedy, poor people who cannot afford to wear clothes abound in every tribe, and even the rich only regard clothes as luxury.
As a result, most of the locals do not wear any clothes at all, but at most they wrap a coarse cloth around their waist, or decorate their crotch with a small amount of leaves, flowers, and shells, and then put a few bright feathers in their hair.
Therefore, the several indigenous maids who were serving them breakfast at this time were naturally indifferent, as if they were newborn, generously exposing their seductive smooth carcass, so that the sexy ** and shame were completely exposed in public.
Hey, girl, can you not be so arrogant!
- Although most of the cheeks and foreheads of these girls are smeared with oil paint or tattooed patterns, and the patterns are hideous and strange, which is difficult to accept for the aesthetics of modern people, but the smooth and slippery skin, coupled with the swollen flesh, and the seductive fragrance full of estrogen, still made Wang Qiu, who boasted of "reading three thousand A movies", extremely out of shape for a moment, and his face turned red like a roasted lobster, and bursts of steam .........,
ββ¦β¦ Could you please put on your clothes first...... Uh, no, I'm afraid you can't afford to buy clothes...... At least don't get too close...... Don't tempt me to sin in a place like this......"
Facing the gloating and ridiculed eyes of others, Wang Qiu felt that he was about to die of embarrassment, and he couldn't wait to dig a hole and get into it.
Fortunately, the indigenous maid full of wild charm, although she couldn't understand Wang Qiu's Mandarin, still understood his embarrassment, so she smiled and teased a few words, and deliberately rubbed her naked chest on his arm, so as to let go of the innocent little virgin with a twisted expression.
Then, she turned and walked a few steps away, and together with several other young maids, who were also almost naked, set up the grill.
I saw them quickly raise a bonfire on the beach, and brought out all kinds of sweet corn, coriander and mushrooms from the hut, as well as freshly slaughtered turkeys and fresh sea fish, crabs, and lobsters, plus some more terrifying strange insects - except for crickets, Wang Qiu did not recognize the other insects - and then skewered them with thin wooden poles, put them on the fire to roast them in oil, and then coated them with local specialty chili sauce and tomato sauce......
Wang Qiu breathed a sigh of relief, but couldn't help but feel a little stunned.
When Fang Cai's plump chest rubbed against his arm, the warm and greasy feeling was ...... It's really enjoyable.
In modern shijie, where can there be a beautiful girl who can be soaked so easily?!
But...... Now is not the time to think about such a thing!
He quickly shook his head, trying to distract himself from the distracted thoughts in his mind, and then looked around at the scenery to distract himself.
Overall, it's a pretty beautiful beach, with a refreshing sea breeze and crystal clear waters that shimmer with a little gold. Flocks of seagulls circling and chirping, together with the sound of the waves, compose a harmonious natural sound. The white sand beach is like a white veil covering the bride's face, and the palm and coconut trees rustle in the wind, making it look noble and elegant.
ββBright sunshine, turquoise water, refreshing sea breeze, swaying coconut groves, white sandy beaches like grains of salt, sweet tropical fruits, fragrant barbecues, and naked girls with a toned body...... Such a soothing tropical beauty is truly infinitely beautiful.
If it weren't for the fact that the place is so desolate, with no jet skis or inflatable rafts in the bay, and no umbrellas, plastic loungers or bikini girls on the beach, you might have been mistaken for a vacation in the Hawaiian Islands.
ββ¦β¦ I said, it doesn't seem that such an interdimensional trip is as dangerous as Professor Yang said before! β
Before our protagonist Comrade Wang Qiu could speak, Senior Sister Ma Tong, who was munching on a skewer of grilled chicken, had already expressed the common aspirations of several newcomers, "...... It's a place with beautiful scenery, fresh air, and the natives are hospitable, and the traveler is very cooperative, and the colonial strongholds, agents, and translators for interdimensional trade are readily available. In the future, as long as we ship some goods casually, we will definitely not worry about sales......"
Speaking of this, Senior Sister Ma Tong couldn't help but dance a little for a while, "...... You really don't know, when they brought me fruit just now, I just gave each of them a small stained glass pendant of two dollars as a welcome gift, and they were so happy as if they had been stimulant, alas, I really wanted to carry them all into the bed and develop a warm relationship that transcended friendship! β
- It's over, this guy's lily soul is already burning! Who cares about this undisciplined lily girl!
Wang Qiu couldn't help but increase his forehead with his hand, and secretly lamented in his heart.
However, Wang Qiu did not seem to be qualified to accuse Ma Tong - in fact, when the maids brought him fruits and other food, he also gave each of these girls a small box of cooling oil and demonstrated how to use it according to the "savage shijie social experience" boasted by a relative who had been to Africa in the nineties...... As a result, the enthusiasm of these girls is almost about to recommend their own pillows!
It wasn't until much later that he realized that an ointment like this one laced with spices seemed to be a luxury in any ancient civilization......
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