Chapter 421: Ya's Joy to See
"Huh?" Qi Xuanyu was leaning on the wall behind him in a daze, he scratched his head and asked strangely, "Miss He, what are you talking about?" Who is frivolous? I didn't do anything. ”
He Angelica took off the veil and approached slowly, raised his hand and pulled the veil on his face, and then stopped after two strokes, and hurriedly said: "I'm not tall enough, you are shorter, or squatting down, what are you doing in a daze?" Come on! She shouted. She didn't want to pay attention to this kind of demon way, but that kind of spiky bee is very powerful, and it can sting a big living person to death at every turn. Although she liked Qi Xuanyu's suffering, she was anxious to ask him to help treat that "Ya"!
Qi Xuanyu didn't know what she had in mind, or was infected by her eager emotions, so she didn't even ask why, she squatted down in front of her robe, and then half-tilted her head, looked at the veil in her hand and asked, "Girl, will you use this to teach Xiaodao?" The dust of the trail is still stronger than this, do you want to borrow it? ”
He Angelica only didn't speak, and waved the veil fiercely on the door above his head, until he had the potential to vent his anger. In fact, she did have a lot of dissatisfaction with this Taoist priest, first, he dug up all the secrets of her past life and talked nonsense, second, he had nothing to eat and put cinnabar on her arm, and third, his father Qi Jing always felt bad intentions when he peeped at Qing'er in the capital......
So, she started harder and more vicious, and she had the meaning of pumping all the unhappiness of the recent days to the head of this demon road, as a punching bag, the head of the demon road is really suitable. Syllable!
The flower spike of the "sugar gourd string" on the head of the demon road slowly fell to the ground and was drawn in half. He Angelica's hand paused, in fact, she could have stopped, but she thought badly, hehe, he still has a lot of pollen on his head, and the pollen is also easy to attract the attention of the sharp bee, she is here to save people, save people. Daoist Qi, you have to be grateful to me, anyway, I have no internal strength, and it doesn't hurt to smoke people.
So, a veil in her hand waved like a small whip, although it didn't cause any damage to Qi Xuanyu, but it was still very unpleasant for that thing to patronize his eyelids repeatedly. Qi Xuanyu complained: "Even if I find out that you are going to murder your second sister, you don't have to treat me like this, even if you want to kill people, you can give me a good time with a knife, what is the matter with this pumping, or are you not happy in your heart, so you take my head out of anger?" ”
He Angelica was told the central matter, snorted coldly, and his subordinates did not stop, saying: "Cut, murder my second sister?" Which ear do you hear that I have harmed her? ”
"Two ears," Qi Xuanyu said, "If you hear it at the same time, you must be weak-hearted, are you afraid that I will go to Luofu to sue you?" I'm a guest there, and no one can doubt what I'm saying, especially if I'm telling the truth. ”
He Danggui said nonchalantly: "You can go after I finish drawing, maybe I will go home, and the old lady will give me credit." "Marrying the imperial grandson is the ultimate dream of Luo Baiqiong and his gang.
"After the draw?" Qi Xuanyu was puzzled, and squinted as the face towel fell head-on, "Why are you so obsessed with pumping me?" Where am I guilty ......?"
Without waiting for him to finish speaking, He Angelica looked up at the sky and saw that the group of black and hemp things flew down, and sure enough, they were flying this way, she immediately lost her silk scarf, turned around and ran to the corner, squatted down with her head in her hands, and buried her face between her knees. I could only hear the annoying noise of "buzzing" in my ears, and it was very messy to listen to it up close, and even Qi Xuanyu's exclamation was muffled, this sound was the sound of thousands of wings vibrating together when the "Sharp Mang Bee" was in a swarm, which could be said to be a horn of death.
She remembers that when she was a child in the countryside, she often saw people greedily eating sweet "sugar gourd strings" flowers, and then summoned a group of "spiky bees", under the attack of poisonous and fierce spikes, even the prime of life could not hold the barefoot doctor to see a doctor and swallowed his breath. And Qi Xuanyu is naturally more organic than ordinary country men, and he can fly, but a small part of the sky is the domain of people, and most of it is still the domain of winged birds and insects.
The most peculiar thing is that the sugar gourd grows on the ground and does not attract the sharp mango bee, and it does not lead the sharp mango bee when it is picked and let go, but it is only contained in the mouth, so that the saliva is stained, and it is also particularly attractive to the sharp mango bee, and the nearby mango bee can be summoned from more than ten miles away. Nature is so magical, if it weren't for her today, Qi Xuanyu's life would be at rest. As soon as she saw him, she saved his life, but when he saw her, he hurt her, could she be the legendary very noble revenge with virtue?
After the "buzzing" noise subsided, she came out to inspect and found that Qi Xuanyu's face was swollen with four or five large bags, all of which were stinged by the spiky bees. She asked strangely, "I've cleaned it up for you, why does the spiky bee still bite your face?" Without waiting for him to answer, she found the answer herself, "Ah! I remembered that you must have rubbed your face with a sugar gourd, and you had a stinging reaction to the sugar gourd, and it was only by scratching the pollen that it attracted the attention of the sharp-nosed bees, who had a keen sense of smell. Alas, you are probably destined to have this catastrophe, and I can't help you, look at the Taoist chief, you look like a master, didn't you give yourself a hexagram when you went out today? That's ...... really good news.
Qi Xuanyu asked with a dark face: "Since you know that there are bees to collect nectar, isn't it over just letting me strip my head, why do you catch my face and keep pumping?" ”
He Angelica patiently explained: "Daoist, you don't know, there is a way, a hundred miles of different winds, ten miles of different customs, our flowers and bees on the ground in Yangzhou are also very local characteristics." Even the sharp mango bee is more backbone than your capital, and people have driven more than ten miles to fly over with their families, just to eat the nectar of a sugar gourd string, which is actually quite not easy. You should also try to understand their attachment to the saliva-stained sugar gourd, so that you won't be so angry, just buy a lesson by the way, don't pull flowers and plants on the side of the road and send them to your mouth in the future, you are not too young to pretend to be cute, when will you be free to help me take out 'Li', Master Daochang? ”
"......" Qi Xuanyu only felt that his face was full of tingling pain, accompanied by strange itching, more uncomfortable than being bitten by ten big-footed mosquitoes, and he couldn't scratch it with his hands, he asked with annoyance, "Are you deliberately manipulating me?" How do you know that I'm from the capital and not a local? Is there a problem with my Yangzhou dialect? ”
He Angelica was slightly stunned, and said that she leaked a little, but it was nothing, she said mercilessly: "Dao Chief, your Yangzhou dialect is the most ugly lame Yangzhou dialect I have ever heard, mixed with the accent of Beijing, it can be said that a tiger is not an anti-dog." Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you that the sting bag of the spiky mango bee is surprisingly poisonous, and you have to immediately put your face in the ice water to freeze, and at the same time, the person who has been stung should not move, otherwise you will have more than one face in the itchy place. Alas, you say that the contradiction is not contradictory, and there is no store in front of the village at the moment, where is the Taoist chief going to find ice water? ”
"......" Qi Xuanyu, whose face was full of bags, glared at her, "Dead girl, you deliberately manipulated me, why didn't you remind me that there were bees earlier?" ”
"Are the monks also foul-mouthed, the little woman has seen it for a long time, I ran back to save you regardless of the danger, and at the end I got a 'dead girl' as a thank you gift, which is really chilling. If you don't believe me, next time you take a noodle pocket and put it on your head, chew a sugar gourd skewer to play, and try to block the sharp stings of the mango bee, and you will know that I have endless intentions to save you, hehe. "Tianjizi was stung and swollen by a sharp bee, this is really ...... Loved.
He Angelica slowly bent over and rummaged through his luggage, trying to see if he could find any emergency medicine for him to use, but since he didn't look like he was appreciative, she didn't have much enthusiasm and didn't look for it very carelessly, so she buried her head while looking for it: "So, you have to leave some way back to be a man, you usually think you are higher than others, and you bully others to be happy, and when you are planted, no one is willing to lend a hand to help you." I see that you are also like a person who has read Zhou Yihui's fortune telling, don't you know the truth that the extremes of things must be reversed, and the extremes of prosperity must decline...... Hehe, this time Your Excellency is really declining, it seems that Yangzhou and your eight characters do not match, it is better to come less in the future, and you don't want to ...... when you pass by Yangzhou boundary monuments."
"Boom!"
With a muffled sound, she stopped looking for something, and looked back, heh, it seems that Qi Xuanyu's skin is extremely sensitive to pollen and bee venom, and the poisoning reaction is faster than ordinary people. It's really a wicked person who has his own wicked grinding, how to deal with this guy, she has a big bond with him, isn't this guy the one who once planned to murder her and modified her life chart?
Hey? It's possible! He was the first person after Bai Yangbai to have the ability and motivation to do this. In order to prevent Zhu Quan from being infatuated with the little demon girl and mistaking their big event, he put on the black robe of the wizard and used evil underworld techniques to tamper with the poor life chart of an innocent girl in the small black room of the third watch in the middle of the night......
"Miss! Miss! Liu Sui ran over from afar, panting and said, "The person who carries the luggage is here!" You go over first, just let me come here!" ”
He Angelica asked in surprise: "Is it from the one I pointed out to you?" How did you go for so long? ”
Liu Sui ran close and smiled: "I met a fellow countryman, and after two more sentences, I found out that he was my aunt's nephew, and my distant cousin, so I chatted two more sentences unconsciously-huh?" Isn't that my aunt on the ground?! ”