Chapter 45 The Mother Earthworm

Wu Ling'er didn't care whether Brother Ying was happy or not, she picked up Brother Ying and walked to the bathroom: "There is a handsome guy in the bathroom taking a bath!" It's the handsome guy who saved me this afternoon!! ”

"You guy, it's a kind of realm to be a nymphomaniac to this extent!!" Facing Wu Ling'er's excited appearance, Brother Ying was already quite speechless, fortunately he found out just now, and fortunately, he had another trick that Wu Ling'er didn't know, otherwise he would really have to goof.

Seeing that Brother Ying didn't believe it, Wu Ling'er carried him and squatted behind a low table next to the bathroom: "Wait, he's finished washing now, and he will definitely come out of here in the future!" ”

"You're going crazy yourself, don't pull me in, okay? What kind of place is this? No matter how powerful someone is, it's impossible for them to break in casually, right? Even if you break in, you won't be bored enough to run into your room to take a shower, right? Brother Ying twisted his body impatiently and slapped Wu Ling'er's hand, as if he wanted to escape from her clutches.

Wu Ling'er didn't care whether Brother Ying wanted to or not: "Be quiet, stay here carefully and watch, didn't you say that you didn't see him when you were knocked out today?" Help me recognize it now, I don't know why, I just think this guy is familiar with me. This feeling makes me feel reassuring but uncomfortable! I don't know if he was sent by anyone, and if people know me to that level, I'm really worried if I'll be spied on again! Ah, do you have to get dressed and washed next time you take a shower? I'm so pathetic!! ”

Seeing that Wu Ling'er was going crazy, Brother Ying twisted his body very impatiently and slipped down from Wu Ling'er's hand, and before Wu Ling'er could react, he had already quickly climbed to the door of the bathroom and slammed the bathroom open with his body: "Dead woman, you can see for yourself, where are there any handsome guys here?" There is not a single ghost!! ”

"How could it be ?!!" Wu Ling'er also rushed over, because the action was too urgent, and hit her foot hard: "It hurts!" Pushing the bathroom door open completely, Wu Ling'er found that the bathroom was really empty, and there was no one at all: "But I saw it clearly just now!" He's really handsome!! ”

"Idiot!!" Brother Ying twisted his body and crawled out disdainfully: "Did you just dream and didn't wake up?" ”

Wu Ling'er glanced at the bathroom and suddenly said, "It's still so wet in the bathroom, obviously someone took a shower just now!" I'm sure I read that right!! ”

"Ji Yanran took a shower here before, and was taken from here last night to that place, it was dirty and there was no air conditioning, she was a doctor who could stand it!!" Brother Ying climbed into the bed and chose a cool place to lie down: "You touch it, the water in the bathroom must be cold, if someone took a bath just now, how can there be some temperature in the bathroom, right?" ”

Being reminded by Brother Win, Wu Ling'er really found that the bathroom was not like the hot feeling that ordinary people had taken a bath, but it was cool, it seemed that she was really dreaming just now: "What, make me happy in vain!" ”

"Nymphomaniac, don't make this kind of mistake next time, you have to be sneaky when you have a spring dream, don't make everyone in the world laugh at you!" Brother Ying continued his poisonous tongue, but Wu Ling'er ignored him, and just fell to his side: "But if it's a dream, it's too real, right?" That scene was so beautiful!! ”

"Beautiful you are big, next time don't tell others that you are my master, I can't afford to lose this person!!" Although he had such a poisonous tongue in his mouth, he heard that Wu Ling'er kept praising himself for being handsome, and Brother Ying was in a very good mood.

Although Brother Ying himself is not very satisfied with this image, as long as Wu Ling'er likes it, it will be fine. Especially when he heard Wu Ling'er say that she was killed by the handsome guy's handsome appearance the moment she was rescued by the handsome guy, not to mention how happy he was.

Just when Brother Ying was secretly cool, he was suddenly mentioned by Wu Ling'er: "Brother Ying, I'm talking to you, did you hear it?" ”

"What?" Brother Ying was carried into the air all of a sudden, and he couldn't help but be startled when he saw Wu Ling'er's super close-up face.

Finding that Brother Ying really didn't hear what she said, Wu Ling'er was a little strange: "Brother Ying, have you noticed that you have become very strange recently?" I'm always in a daze, and you don't listen to what I say very well, and besides, you seem to have disappeared a lot lately! The attitude has also become very strange! Since it's not menstrual or menopause, something else must have happened. ”

"I ......" Brother Ying was thinking about what reason to use to prevaricate Wu Ling'er, but he saw Wu Ling'er's expression of sudden realization: "Ah, you can't be Fa (River Crab) Chun thinking about the mother earthworm, right?" No, it's summer, right? Could it be that the physiological habits of earthworms are different from those of ordinary organisms? So what to do? I can't recruit another female earthworm for you right now! And even if I can summon ...... again."

"I T&#$^*$&(^*($WR...... Wu Ling'er, you idiot, why don't you die?!! Brother Win, who was in a good mood, was suddenly furious when Wu Ling'er said this, and slapped his tail on her hand: "You just send * spring to think of the mother earthworm, your whole family to send * spring to think of the mother earthworm!" ”

"Ahh What did I say was the matter? So annoyed and angry? Although her hand was throbbing, Wu Ling'er had no intention of letting go, she carried Brother Ying and dangled it in front of her eyes: "You usually only get angry like this when you are stepped on and hurt your feet!" Speaking of which, you've been here for five years, and you should be considered an adult earthworm, even if you think about the mother earthworm, it's normal, what's there to be angry about? ”

"Wu Ling'er, if you mention the matter of the mother earthworm to me again, I really turned my face!!" Seeing that Wu Ling'er was talking more and more boundless, Brother Ying was almost angry: "Don't drag me into it yourself!" ”

"We're talking about you, why do you keep talking about me?" Wu Ling'er shook Brother Ying dissatisfiedly, and almost didn't shake him up: "Stop, you perverted woman!" I'm about to throw up!! ”

Finding that Brother Ying was really uncomfortable, Wu Ling'er hurriedly stopped: "Look, I'll just say that you've been wrong lately, instead, you won't faint if I use you as a yo-yo rope, and after just a few shakes, you're about to vomit!" Say, "Do you have something to hide from me?" If you don't say it, the punishment is waiting!! ”

Brother Ying was shaken and dizzy, how could he take care of Wu Ling'er's threat, and after retching a few times, he felt a lot more relaxed, this is probably the only disadvantage after being able to transform into a human form, right? The human body will feel discomfort, and the earthworm body will also feel discomfort. Just like being slapped by Wu Ling'er when he was in human form before, the red mark can be left until it transforms into an earthworm.

"Hey, I'm asking you!! Did you hear that? Wu Ling'er continued to ask as if she didn't see Brother Ying uncomfortable, "What happened to you?" ”

"Woman, can't you let me take a break?" After saying that, Brother Ying retched again, and his whole body lay on the bed softly, as if all his strength had been exhausted.

"Che, if you are relieved because of sympathy for you, you can at least make up more than twenty excuses to prevaricate me!!" Wu Ling'er glared at Brother Ying: "Say it quickly!" Otherwise, I will be punished!! ”

Brother Ying, who was paralyzed on the bed like a ball of soft mud, had no strength to refute Wu Ling'er again, and now he seemed to regret that he could turn into a human form. Why didn't you feel these things when you took on a human form before?

Brother Ying, he probably forgot another thing when he was strange, that is, the saints of the witch clan who summoned him before were all serious witches, who would be as half-and capricious as Wu Ling'er, and also, and the so-called curious baby, or ......

Suddenly, Brother Ying felt that he couldn't think about it anymore, otherwise he would want to break the contract even if he lost half of his magic power. What did he do to hurt the heavens and reason, so that people were angry, that's why he was such a summoner?!!

"Hey!! Say it!! Wu Ling'er didn't know what Brother Ying was thinking, all she cared about was the answers she wanted to know.

Brother Ying was so noisy that he raised his eyes to look at Wu Ling'er: "Hey, I said you guy!" You can't be worried about me, right? ”

When Brother Ying said this, Wu Ling'er, who was making a fuss, was stunned: "What...... How can it be? A tasteless witch pet like you, I'm willing to raise you It's already a blessing to heaven, how can I worry about you, idiot!! To worry, I'm also worried about the handsome guys, for example, the handsome guy who saved me today, I don't know where he is now, has he had dinner. After saying that, she was more like trying to prove what she said, Wu Ling'er immediately turned around and stopped paying attention to Brother Ying.

Brother Ying, who was still very uncomfortable, saw Wu Ling'er's reaction like this, and a faint smile appeared on his face: "A hard-mouthed and soft-hearted guy!" "The dissatisfaction that was made by Wu Ling'er just now disappeared without a trace after seeing Wu Ling'er's reaction. This kind of thing is absolutely impossible to change to the previous Brother Win, but now, he doesn't care at all: "Oh, it's rare to meet such a handsome guy, people have saved you, as your witch pet, next time I will definitely remember to thank him in person!" However, if someone has a girlfriend, you're going to die!! ”

"You dead earthworm, if you don't say a word, you'll die?!!" was hit by Brother Win, Wu Ling'er suddenly woke up from her state, and now what she wants to do is strangle Brother Win!! Thinking of the two little pink strawberries on the handsome guy's neck again, Wu Ling'er suddenly screamed: "How come? How could such a national color hang itself on a flower so early? This is the sad thing of all the face controllers in the world!! ”

Seeing Wu Ling'er rolling in a tangled way, Brother Ying didn't plan to let her go, who told her to make him depressed so many times today: "Who knows how many flowers it is?" You can't prove that the two strawberries were planted by one person, can you? ”

"Ling'er, are you awake?" Just when Wu Ling'er was rolling on the bed, there was a sudden knock on the door, and Brother Ying swooped onto Wu Ling'er's wrist, turning into a wrist ornament wrapped around Wu Ling'er's wrist. This cold touch shocked Wu Ling'er, "Ah! A scream!

"Bang!" With a bang, the door was kicked open, and Qin Xiaojing had already appeared by Wu Ling'er's side in the next second, his right hand was holding a cold and shining scalpel: "What's wrong?" ”

"It's okay, it's okay!!" Seeing Qin Xiaojing so nervous, Wu Ling'er was a little embarrassed: "I just fell asleep and suddenly heard a voice, so I was taken aback!" ”