"Oh, you're saying I'm the real master of the family, yes, he's a person who stutters and likes to talk to people," Bai Yangbai replied with some confusion, "Did I mention him to you?" Never, how do you know he's a stammer? ”

Bai Yangbai's master's stuttering was said casually in his previous life, and he vaguely seemed to have said that his master was a person who lived longer than a turtle, just because Bai Yangbai often spoke in a bad shape, so He Angelica always filtered those abnormal parts with his ears and listened to them.

Longer than a tortoise, how long does that live? He Angelica looked at Bai Yangbai expectantly and asked, "Your master is Gui Geng this year?" ”

Bai Yangbai didn't know why Angelica suddenly became interested in his master, so he guessed: "Oh, you want to judge how long I can live in the future by how long he has lived, but this is not comparable, he is my master, not my father, and he can't inherit it." Besides, fathers live long, sons may not also live long, your god and your grandfather are the best examples, right? Although my master died of a violent illness at an early age, it does not mean that I will have braided hair at the age of 50 in the future. However, Master is a lazy old fellow, he only takes a bath three times a year, and once he has to wash it during the Chinese New Year, so it can be regarded as the previous year's washing and the next year's washing, so no matter how good the Zhuyan soup is, it will be useless for him......"

He Angelica lost his voice and said: "You said he died at the age of fifty? No, I remember you didn't say that last time! ”

Bai Yangbai was recalling his master's voice and smile, and after being interrupted, he said with some displeasure: "Okay girl, don't talk about gossip, let's talk about how to make Ah Quan die for you, how about my proposal, you marry me, let's be a fairy couple?" ”

Of course He Angelica didn't buy it: "Just when you really have a recipe that can prolong your life, how can the two of us be husband and wife." Well, even if you don't talk about age, it's obviously better for you and me to be friends than to be husband and wife, don't you think so? You never meant this before, why now that I am using you at a critical moment, you are making such an unreasonable and difficult request to me? You are a monk who is beyond the world, I am a vulgar and vulgar person, and you have no love for me between men and women, how can you be a fairy couple, and the longer you live, the more annoying you become? ”

Bai Yangbai shook his head and denied: "It's because of ruthlessness that you can be a husband and wife for more than a hundred years, if you are really as affectionate as Duan Xiaozi, you really can't get by, and you will commit suicide halfway." You can't get used to him hugging other women, he wants to leave him at every turn, he can't bear to lose you, he goes crazy as soon as you leave him, but he can't push away other women who hug him, do you say it's a dead knot that can't be opened? And I'm different from the poor road, I don't like to hug women in my thirties, and there are a few times when I have a fever and go to the Qinglou, and I spend a lot of money to attract an Oiran to hug, but the flowers are too fragrant and too glamorous, and I can't stand it, so if you don't mind that I'm not having sex, you can really consider me to see. There are many benefits for us to get married, I don't hug women, you don't be jealous, you and I can also double cultivate, the effect of prolonging life is doubled, and it is absolutely no problem for us to live together for three or four hundred years. ”

"It turns out that you, uh, are not good, no wonder your boss is not too young to marry a wife," He Angelica was a little dizzy when he heard it, "What is that double cultivation, is it a Dao cultivation with one belt?" What can live to be 400 years old, you don't talk about it anymore. "Since Bai Yangbai's master died early, then he is not the magical longevity man who met his grandfather who is invulnerable and inclose, so the elixir mentioned in his grandfather's letter is not the same as Bai Yangbai's longevity prescription?

Bai Yangbai despised He Angelica a little, shook his head again and again and sighed, and said, "You can't accept it when you're only four hundred years old?" Girl, you are really a person without dreams, don't you hear that Peng Zu lived for 800 years! In that year, Qin Shi Huang heard a monk Xu Fu say that there are three immortal mountains in the Bohai Bay called Penglai, Abbot and Yingzhou, and there are three immortals living on each of the three mountains, and there is an elixir in his hands. The huge fleet led by Xu Fu set off, and when it left the Bohai Sea, it was gone forever. Many people said that he didn't find the elixir and didn't complete the task, so he didn't dare to go back, but he didn't know that he really found Penglai Mountain, and he also met the immortals on the mountain, and got Duan Zaohua. I've heard a rumor that Xu Fu is still alive. ”

He Angelica raised his eyebrows: "Is this a mythical story?" I have also heard the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, the story of Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies, if they are all taken seriously, then let's all go to the road of cultivating immortals, do not eat grains, suck wind and drink dew, and gradually we will be able to attain the Tao. ”

"You don't believe it? Look, I'm not a living example, have you ever seen it with your own eyes? Bai Yangbai slapped his chest properly, stood up from the grass, walked in the direction of the outer courtyard, waved his hand and said, "So, my request is like this, marriage, double cultivation, four hundred years old, you think about it slowly, I still have to leave in advance." When you think about it, raise your foot and kick your little white wolf twice, let it howl twice, and I'll go look for you. ”

He Angelica hurriedly pulled his sleeve and said with some eagerness: "I can think about the double cultivation and longevity you said slowly, and I don't need to talk about getting married, but I really don't want to delay it anymore on King Ning's side, I can't sleep well tonight because of what you said." You put everything else aside and run for me to Daning first, okay Abai, be good, help me solve that big trouble, you are my benefactor and reborn parents, I will give you a pension and send you to the end of your life, okay? ”

Bai Yangbai sneered: "The female king, although you speak well, but you still don't change your true character as a robber, you have to do things first and then talk about the reward, so the initiative is in your hands, don't I have no guarantee at all?" Ho, double cultivation and longevity can be considered? Marriage is not negotiable? Double cultivation is something that only husband and wife can do, why should I double cultivate with you if you don't marry me, you let go, I'm in a hurry. ”

He Angelica was anxious: "What time are you in a hurry, I didn't expect you to be so unrighteous, okay, I still treat you as a life-saving straw, I didn't expect you to be so ruthless, if I unfortunately fall into the clutches of Zhu Quan in the future, I will definitely harm his whole family, give each of his women a bowl of sterilization soup, and then tell him that you instigated me." ”

Bai Yangbai tugged back on his sleeve, shrugged helplessly, and said, "Where am I ruthless, aren't I running errands for you?" Just now I asked the Ding Rong family for the portrait of her master's 'adulterer' Wu Jiu, of course I have to urge it now. The Fengyang mask on my face was made a few months ago and wore it to play at the Feng's house, and it has long passed the use period, and it will not stick when it is removed this time, and I will not be able to continue to pretend to be Fengyang tomorrow, if you are so reluctant to me, then I will go to you tomorrow. ”

He Angelica was still angry, clasped Bai Yangbai's wrist with one hand, and debunked: "You can make eight masks a day, and Sun's adulterer is a trivial matter, why do you want her adulterer's portrait to use?" You are obviously looking for an excuse to run away, and this time you will be let go, and you will not see your true face for a few years. ”

"It's so troublesome to make a new mask, how can you, a layman, understand the distress of a disguiser like me, in my heart, every mask is a living and emotional thing, and it has to be brewed for several months before making it, otherwise the things made will be a little dull." Bai Yangbai boasted, "How is the matter of Sun's adulterer a trivial matter? Aren't you trying to bring down the poisonous woman Sun, how can you miss me with this kick? Didn't you hear that she was pregnant again, in case a big fat son consolidates his position, then won't your life in the Luo family be even more aggrieved, I am a good person to do it to the end, and send the Buddha to the west. If you feel moved, consider marrying me, and let's go hand in hand for four hundred lives. ”

He Angelica listened to it angrily and funny, frowned and said: "It's really a hell today, Meng Xuan opened his mouth and closed his mouth to get married, you are the same as him, he said that he likes me, but he has been evaporating from the world for three years, and he exploded as soon as he came back, which shocked me." And you are even more peculiar, you don't like me but want to marry me, claiming that you are 'not good' and asking for double cultivation, what kind of cultivation is it? What do you like about me to marry me, aren't you full of praise for a woman with breasts like Xie Qiaofeng? ”

"Okay, I'll confess to you," Bai Yangbai stood still, clipped his hands and said, "Actually, three years ago, when I saw your kind of acupuncture method that can bring the dead back to life, I wanted to double cultivate with you, from living alone for 200 years to living for 200 years alone, to living 400 years old for two people, a good deal." But at that time, you were getting along with Duan Xiaolou, how could I break up the mandarin ducks, and besides, you are as young as a flower, captivating the country and the city, insidious and cunning, how can you look down on an old man like me? So I pretended to leave, in fact, I turned light into darkness, and I wanted to get your Yunqi acupuncture method in my hands, and after studying it thoroughly, I would integrate it with my longevity prescription, so that I could live alone for 400 years. ”

He Angelica said: "It turns out that this is the case, you have been ambushing for three years just for my Yunqi acupuncture." She also thought that Bai Yangbai was mainly interested in her people and haunted her, but it turned out that she was too narcissistic.

Bai Yangbai nodded honestly and said: "That's right, I came for your Yunqi acupuncture, but in the past three years, I have repeatedly rummaged through all the medical manuscripts in your hand more than a dozen times, and even briefly read Duan Xiaolou's love letters that are secretly collected in your house," In He Angelica's cannibalistic gaze, Bai Yangbai hurriedly remedied, "Actually, I only read the first few sentences of the first letter, and I didn't continue to read it when I found that it was a love letter, really, I swear to the Buddha!" ”

"Aren't you a Taoist priest?" He Angelica said angrily, "I didn't expect you to be so lacking in morality, as a monk, but peeking at the private messages of your youngest daughter's family, it is really self-destructive, why are you so interested in my acupuncture?" What do you say to live for 400 years, after 400 years, the body will have long been exhausted, I tell you as the world's first miracle doctor, there is no one in this world who can live that long, no matter how tough and profound the person is, he will not live to be 150 years old. If you live in the future, even if you have a life left, hanging on your breath, it is just a dry corpse, dry corpse, do you know, it is the living dead, life is better than death, and you can't take care of yourself, do you want to become that kind of person? In fact, He Angelica is not so sure, but in order to cut off Bai Yangbai's strange thoughts, she must speak seriously, otherwise he will endlessly worry about her stitching.

Bai Yangbai shook his goosebumps, jumped to his feet and said: "Can you say less about the dry corpse and the scorched corpse at night, as soon as I say it, I think of the third woman is here, tsk, the burning is really miserable, and when I mention it, I will be sad and cry when I hear it." When I carried her in a small cart, I felt the hairs on my back stand up, and I always felt that the charred old woman had opened her eyes behind me. Girl, you see, how much I sacrificed for you, you tell me what happened to your needlework, in fact, we are also of the same origin, your silver needle stunt also originated from our big door, but our old there has been lost, but your vein has been passed down......"

"You...... Killed! He Angelica's eyes widened in disbelief, "What did you do to kill the third woman, did you peel off the skin mask?" ”