Chapter 65: A snack for you
Chapter 65: A snack for you
Back in his house, Wu Ling'er found Li Chengxun sitting by the brazier in a daze: "I'm in a daze early in the morning, how will I spend this day?" ”
"My father wants me to tell you a word! Thank you! And, be careful! Speaking of this, Li Chengxun shrugged his shoulders a little helplessly.
Wu Ling'er sat down next to Li Chengxun with a smile, but reached out and pinched his face: "Are you really my third brother?" How doesn't it feel like that? My third brother won't be discouraged because of this little thing! Say, who are you?! ”
"Ling'er, stop making trouble! Don't you know what's going on now? ”
Compared with Li Chengxun's anxiety, Wu Ling'er was not nervous at all, she stretched out her hand and roasted the fire before saying: "Unless the Holy Lord doesn't want him and Concubine Jin's body anymore, he won't let others harm me on the surface." As for poisoning, don't forget, I'm the ancestor of poisoning. Assassination words...... Third brother, did I tell you that now I have almost half of the monsters in Chang'an City in my hands. There are at least ten monsters in this house, do you want to see them? After saying that, she snapped her fingers, and immediately ten strange-looking monsters appeared in the room: "As for the outside of the house, more!" Do you think that my apprentice of the demon king is in vain? If you want to assassinate me, you can first hide from my monster army! Don't think that I can't do things without little black and white! ”
Hearing Wu Ling'er say this, Li Chengxun was relieved: "You, when can you not worry about it?" ”
Wu Ling'er shrugged: "Estimated...... We'll have to wait until the day I'm in the ground! ”
"Phew! I've never seen anyone say such a thing during the Chinese New Year! You really don't have a taboo! Li Chengxun glared at Wu Ling'er hatefully: "I and Zhixiang have summed up the project of fighting with the third brother. Go, Kung Fu, Music. I'm pretty good at these three. Compared with the third brother, I am more than 80% sure that I can win. ”
Wu Ling'er shook her head: "Don't forget, he will also make questions." ”
"If Ling'er you write these three things as well, then we will have two-thirds of the certainty." Li Chengxun looked at Wu Ling'er and said seriously: "No matter what, I won't let Ling'er go to Nanchu!" Even if...... You can't do it yourself! ”
Wu Ling'er was stunned for a moment and understood what Li Chengxun meant, Li Chengyu and his Nanchu are now in a very sensitive situation, if Wu Ling'er goes to Nanchu, it will make this situation more delicate, and moreover, Wu Ling'er went to Nanchu alone, and there is no one to protect her, she will be even more dangerous.
Wu Ling'er smiled: "Don't worry, if I don't have you by my side, I won't go anywhere!" Didn't you make an appointment a long time ago? We're going to Dongyue, and then we'll eat the third brother's yours, live the third brother's yours, and spend the third brother's yours! Even if you want to, you can't get rid of me. ”
After getting Wu Ling'er's assurance, Li Chengxun breathed a sigh of relief: "Don't worry, follow me, there is meat to eat!" ”
"Hee-hee, roast lamb?" Wu Ling'er was talking and laughing, Fan Zhixiang and they lifted the curtain and walked in: "I'm thinking about eating again!" You're really getting more and more like Jae-yi! ”
"It's a blessing to be able to eat, what's the matter?" After speaking, Wu Ling'er jumped up: "I went to the palace yesterday to suffocate to death, why don't we go out to play today!" Go horseback riding outside the city! ”
Fan Zhixiang looked at Wu Ling'er a little helplessly: "This will not be afraid of the cold?" ”
"When you're in a bad mood, drag racing is the best way to vent, and if there's no car here, then let's ride a horse!"
"Cars? Yes! Ling'er, you don't have a car? That's right, now that everyone is busy paying New Year's greetings, your family is out, right? No wonder there aren't enough cars, do you want me to bring one of my family cars over for you to use? Waha, let me tell you, my car is very good! ”
Listening to Liu Zaiyi's words, Wu Ling'er reached out and patted her forehead: "Is this the legendary chicken and duck?" ”
No matter how much trouble was made, everyone still followed Wu Ling'er, but this time Fan Zhixiang found a tame jujube red pony for Wu Ling'er: "Just walk around a few laps, don't be like last time!" ”
"I said it was a pure accident a long time ago, why didn't you listen to it?" The events of that day were turned out again, and Wu Ling'er was not happy: "Besides, I will ignore you, and I will ride a horse by myself!" ”
In the face of such a willful Wu Ling'er, everyone has a headache, but they don't want to really make her unhappy, anyway, there are only a few of them riding horses, if there are no outsiders, if there is really something, Wu Ling'er's skills should be able to deal with it. After thinking about this clearly, everyone was relieved to go out of the city with Wu Ling'er.
Coming outside the city, Wu Ling'er exhaled softly: "Although Chang'an City is very large, it still feels very crowded!" It's so depressing! ”
Fan Zhixiang rode a horse and walked side by side with Wu Ling'er: "Don't think too much, at least, now that you are out of that cage, you can play as you want!" ”
Wu Ling'er smiled, and suddenly stretched out her hand to raise the whip: "Drive!" ”
The pony at his feet ran away, leaving a string of happy laughter with Wu Ling'er. The Miyu trio was a little helpless, but they could only urge the whip to keep up.
Running through the open field, there was a distance from Chang'an City at this time, and in order to be able to ride horses and gallop wildly, everyone walked not on the avenue, but on some wilderness. Seeing a forest in front of her, Wu Ling'er pulled the horse. The instincts she had cultivated over the years made her feel that the woods were not safe.
Seeing Wu Ling'er stop, the Meiyu trio also stopped: "What's wrong?" ”
"It's okay, I don't like this forest, let's go, go back!" After speaking, Wu Ling'er turned the horse's head: "Look at it, who will arrive at the city gate first!" ”
"I ......" Before Liu Zaiyi's words were finished, Wu Ling'er had already jumped and kicked him off the horse: "Hide!" ”
Hearing Wu Ling'er's words, Fan Zhixiang and Li Chengxun also immediately lay on the back of the horse. And Wu Ling'er had already reached out to Liu Zaiyi at this time: "Come up!" ”
After Liu Zaiyi got on the horse, the four of them ran quickly towards Chang'an City on horseback, but Wu Ling'er heard the sound of clothes behind her, and as soon as she turned around, she saw a person running towards her quickly.
Wu Ling'er frowned slightly, stretched out her hand and made a spurt, and immediately a group of monsters appeared in the wilderness. Wu Ling'er stretched out her hand and waved: "Leave one alive, and the others will be destroyed!" Snacks for you! ”
Usually because Wu Ling'er was restrained, and it was in Chang'an City, so everyone didn't dare to eat people, but now with Wu Ling'er's order, everyone shouted and rushed towards the group of people, as for the person who ran towards them, he had already been surrounded by four or five monsters.
Looking at this group of monsters that seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, Fan Zhixiang sighed: "I guess...... There will be no more living mouths. ”
"Then don't do it!" Wu Ling'er pointed to Liu Zaiyi's horse with a cold face: "If we fall into their hands, there won't be a single one alive." ”
The horse had just been shot in the foot, and now it was foaming at the mouth and falling to the ground, and it seemed that it was no longer working.
Wu Ling'er hesitated, but still threw the ring into the water bladder, and then fed the horse a few mouthfuls. And he drew out the poisonous arrow, and took care of the wounds of the horse. However, after a pillar of incense, the horse actually struggled to stand up, rubbed Wu Ling'er's face affectionately, and then knelt down, as if he wanted to invite Wu Ling'er to sit on his back.
Wu Ling'er smiled and reached out to pat the horse's back and said, "When your injuries are all healed, I will ride you out to play." ”
After a while, those monsters ran back, and it was rare that they were really carrying a living person in their hands, but looking at the appearance of this person, I was afraid that it would not be useful. Just imagine, no matter how tough you are, suddenly rush out a group of monsters and eat all the companions around you alive, aren't you stupid and crazy?
Seeing this person's appearance, Wu Ling'er sighed: "Is there anything on them?" ”
"No, the clothes are all new!" A sheep-headed monster looked at Wu Ling'er and said, "And all they use are bows and crossbows, this kind of lethal thing, it seems that ordinary people can't get it." ”
Wu Ling'er thought for a while and nodded: "This person is also handed over to you to deal with!" Also, clean up the place, I don't want anyone to see that someone has ever been eaten here, understand? "Anyway, at least, you have to be able to explain it on the surface.
Riding a horse, slowly returning to the city, everyone went to Qujiang according to the usual old habits, and got on Li Chengxun's painting boat.
When the painting boat drove to the Qujiang River, Li Chengxun waved back left and right, and only the four of them were left on the entire deck: "What do you think of today's events?" ”