Chapter 370: Hot Face Sticks to Cold Fart......

In the pear orchard, Mama Fox held a broom and looked angrily at the god keeper who had transformed into a human in front of her. If Xia Shiming hadn't pulled herself, she would have really hacked this guy to death.

Xia Shiming hurriedly persuaded, "Don't be impulsive, maybe he went to the wrong room?" ”

Mama Fox looked back at Xia Shiming beside her angrily with her eyes, "I'm alone in that room, can I make a mistake?" In this guest room, except for the old lady and a woman, the rest of the place is full of men, why didn't he go to the wrong man's room, but walked to the most cornered place? Ah, you say......"

Xia Shiming broke out in a cold sweat, this, how did he answer this.

The godkeeper's face turned red, and he hurriedly shot back, "Don't talk nonsense, who wants to enter your room?" Even if I am given a hundred chances, I will not want to step into your room for half a step, besides, how can you be the only woman, where do you put Yan'er?? ”

"Yan'er, don't get me wrong~~ I went to look for you, and I didn't want to enter this evil woman's room at all!!"

Hades, who had a dog's tail in his mouth, looked at the god keeper in puzzlement and said, "Why are you coming to me?" "Also, is he a woman? Glancing at what he is wearing now, oh~ He has transformed into a woman!

"I, I...... Anyway, it's not just looking for that mother-in-law! The godkeeper said with a puzzled expression.

"You're a mother-in-law!! Your mouth hasn't been ripped off, has it, come on, come on, my mother will help you! The fox shook off the broom in her hand and rushed in the direction of the gods.

Xia Shiming pulled Mama Fox's arm in distress, complaining in his heart, who did he provoke......

After glancing at the fox mama who was running wild, the god guard walked to the king of Hades flatteringly, "Yan'er, this is the food I went to catch in the morning, see if it's delicious!" ”

Hades spat out the dog's tail grass in his mouth, pointed at the dead mouse that was injured by the god-guarding spirit in disgust, and said, "Is your head caught in the door?" Humans eat this? Idiot ......"

The god keeper looked at the back of Hades who turned away without hesitation, and his eyes were full of grievances. "But this is my favorite food~~ It's still hot."

Hearing this, except for the departing Hades, everyone in the courtyard, including the beasts who had been watching the show, seemed to be a little confused.

Is the Guardian of the Gods currying favor with Hades?

"Hey, does this guy know Yan'er's true identity??" Xia Shiming asked Mama Fox in a low voice.

And the fox mother also stopped struggling, and looked at the guard god with a puzzled look, "It's impossible, that old fox is so shrewd." How could it be discovered by him. ”

"Then why is he so flattering, I don't think this kid is even so flattering to Jun Yao~ Drink, could it be ......" Xia Shiming seemed to be shocked by his own speculation.

Mama Fox was also there, looking at Xia Shiming, and the two of them exclaimed at the same time, "No......"

Could it be that kid is in love with Hades~~~?

The two of them once again set their eyes on the gods, and their expressions of loss, sadness, and grievance, pretending to be strong, were all shown by him one by one.

Xia Shiming patted his head speechlessly, "I'm really afraid of something, isn't this an injustice!" ”

Mama Fox was stunned at first, and then seemed to remember something, and laughed out loud.

"Hey, why are you like this? What's so funny?? "The Guardian Spirit has not yet recovered from his grief.

Mama Fox raised her eyebrows, "Of course I'm going to laugh, some people~ Delusional people who shouldn't have, can they not be ridiculous?" I don't want to think about whether it's suitable for me~ cut ...... Ball, take your younger brothers and sisters, let's eat! ”

The Warcraft are not good goods, of course they understand what Mama Fox means. A few little guys covered their lips, squinted and smiled and bent over, looking obscene enough!!

"Ah, stinky woman, I hate you......" Of course, the guardian understood what Mama Fox meant, covered her face, and fled directly over the wall.

Xia Shiming was stunned, Mama Fox is going to do it......! !

In the room, Long Xiao and Xuan Junyao, who heard everything, both stared at each other in disbelief. "The god keeper has fallen in love with Hades??"

Long Xiao shook his head, "I don't know, hasn't he ever been in contact with Hades?" Besides, that guy has a poisonous tongue all day long, who is used to seeing it? ”

"yes, that's how you liked it!" Xuan Junyao asked rhetorically.

There is no solution to the "......".

After that, Long Xiao and the others spent a day observing the way the gods and Hades got along, and the answer they got was "hot face sticking to cold ass......

"You're not hot, are you?" Stick to him so close, no bones?

"It's not hot, I still feel cold~~" The god keeper said embarrassedly.

"Get out!" Glaring at the gods, Hades changed his position and continued to eat.

"Don't I have hands? Need you to keep me with food? You're not tired, I'm still dirty!! "Looking at the stacked plates, someone feels like they're going to overrun their bottom line.

"I~ I'm afraid that you won't be able to eat enough, don't you say that women have the strength to have children when they are full??"

Bang! The bowl mixed with the food was completely upside down on top of the godkeeper's head, and the culprit got up and left with great disdain. As a result, everyone who was eating next to them felt that their eyes were full. Consciously get up and leave.

It didn't take long for ...... "You TM are following me, believe it or not, Lao Tzu made you a eunuch!! "Hades, who couldn't bear it, was very disgusted by the big-tailed wolf that suddenly appeared behind him.

The guardian spirit twisted his fingers and muttered in a low voice, "I have become a eunuch, what will you do in the future?" ”

"...... Don't pull me, Lao Tzu must hack him to death!! Roaring angrily to restrain his own dragon roar, Hades was on the verge of going berserk.

"Yan'er, don't be angry, I heard them say that women are easy to get old when they are angry~ It will not be so easy to give birth in the future!!" The Guardian said solemnly.

"......" Hades was silent, and the green tendons on both sides had begun to stand out.

And Qingyu, who had already escorted the second lady back with Luoyu, was squatting beside Xia Shiming at the moment, and asked with a high spirit, "This is too bloody, the old man likes it very much~~"

“…… Oh, hehe! Xia Shiming said he couldn't answer.

"Boy, say it, how do you want to die!" Hades was not struggling either, but asked the god keeper with unusual calmness.

"Huh? Why do I want to die? Hehe, I'm still with you! The Guardian smirked at his head.

"Long Xiao, you also saw it, did I do it on purpose?"

Long Xiao hurriedly shook his head, "No." ”

"But who you are!" Xuan Junyao hurriedly answered, and pointed to his figure by the way, indicating that he could understand, what a gentleman is~ His identity at the moment is completely normal.

Hades looked down and smiled coldly, "Very good, then I know." Let it go! ”

"What are you going to do?" Long Xiao asked nervously.

"Get rid of the trouble."

"Are you sure?"

"I'm pretty sure, more sure than when my mother gave birth to me, please let go. Thank you! ”

Long Xiao looked at Xuan Junyao, and after getting the latter's nod, he let go worriedly.

Hades's figure flashed, and he directly led the god keeper by the collar, and disappeared into the courtyard hanging from the kid's neck, as if the two of them had never appeared.

Except for ~ "Ah~ Yan'er, you touched me......" The who guarded the gods and his inappropriate image was amazed.

"Jun Yao, are you sure nothing will happen?" Long Xiao caught Xiaopang, and after wiping his hands on her, he ignored Xiaopang's biting claws, looking like he had been greatly wronged. walked to Xuan Junyao's side and hugged his wife and said.

"I'd rather say, are you sure you're okay?" Using his chin to enslave the slave Xiaopang's look of wanting to cry or not, Xuan Junyao said helplessly.

"What's wrong with her?" Long Xiao said he was puzzled.

"Woo...... The silver family's new clothes ~ I'm going to tell me the hemp ......" The little chubby milk cried milkily, and the fat cheeks shook like a red apple because of the hard crying, and it was cute in an instant.

Seeing Xiaopang running clumsily towards his side, the ball stopped speechlessly, "Your mother is there~ What are you rushing to me?" ”

Chubby "Oh, yes." Turning around, she was about to rush to Xuan Junyao, but when she suddenly found Long Xiao beside her, she squatted directly, sat on the ground fiercely, and said, "I'm not numb......"

"What's wrong with her?" The person concerned still looks like a ghost wandering on the outside.

"Wiped by pigs!" Leaving Long Xiao's warm embrace, Xuan Junyao walked to Xiaopang's side and picked her up, looked at Dabao speechlessly and said, "Why is Xiaopang crying, you don't come to coax?" ”

Dabao twisted his face and hummed angrily, "Hmph, let her live with her new clothes for the rest of her life!" ”

It turned out that as early as when Xiaopang arrived at the Dragon Mansion, Dabao picked her up in a hurry, but was beaten by Xiaopang, meaning that her new clothes were dirty. In this way, for one night, Xiaopang and Dabao were in conflict over clothes.

Who knew that Long Xiao was so dead that he grabbed the chubby clothes and wiped his hands. Isn't this made?

When Xuan Junyao found out, she rolled her eyes completely, and simply asked Mama Fox to lead the other three demonic beasts into the room with her, she thought, proper education still needs to be reflected.

"Jun Yao, I'm afraid I won't be able to accompany you to educate these stinky boys. The eldest lady called me over, probably because she wanted a showdown, after all, I was so brilliant yesterday~" Who knew that Mama Fox had just led the monsters into the room, and said with a smile.

"Well, I'll take a look at the kid, go ahead." Xuan Junyao nodded.

"Wait!" Xuan Junyao seemed to think of something, "Mama Fox, don't make up your mind about this matter." Hades will really hack you to death! ”

Mama Fox was stunned, of course she knew that what Xuan Junyao said was "Don't worry, I haven't started yet~ Besides, if you want to cut it, you will only cut the party!! ”

"Mama Fox, don't mess around......" Xuan Junyao whispered to stop.

What can answer her is the back of Mama Fox's hand constantly waving. She had already formed a bond with that dead snake, how could she let it go so easily? ?

Long Xiao looked at Qingyu and Xia Shiming, said that he had no words, and went directly into the room to find his wife, but he didn't know that he would become an experimental object. Let him be touched by the monsters, and his heart highlights a lot of Mary next door!!

Xia Shiming came here because he just came, and there are many places that he needs to be familiar with, and Qingyu volunteered to take him around. But as soon as the two of them walked to the door of the mansion, they saw a large number of officers and soldiers completely surrounding the Dragon Mansion.

And the prince was swaying his fan, sighed lightly and looked at the two, and said with a smile, "I know first, I don't know where you want to go??" ”

Long Xiao and Xuan Junyao in the pear orchard were in shape at the same time for a while, and the two looked at each other and said, "How did he come?" ”

was teaching the god keeper in the depths of the jungle, when he suddenly sensed that there were tears in the air, and suspected that Jue Ao was doing it, so he hurriedly threw away the god keeper with a blue nose and swollen face that he played. Jumping quickly to the top, he muttered, "Shouldn't it be this time??" ”

The swelling and painful guardian spirit slowly got up from the ground, raised his bruised and swollen eyes, and hissed and shouted, "Yan'er~ No matter how you disguise yourself as a man, I will not give up your ......"

"!" The king of Hades, who was observing the heavens and the earth, could only answer like this!

Suddenly, two red lights were rushing towards the direction of the Dragon Mansion at the speed of light, and the Hades pupils shrank, "...... so fast"

The figure flickered, and the person had disappeared.

"Wait for me, Yan'er......" The guardian spirit also transformed into a small black snake and quickly slid out of the forest.