Chapter 010: Mountain Racing Truck
On the mountain road leading to the base of the new barracks, a luxury hovering locomotive with a military license plate drove slowly. In the driver's seat of the car was a non-commissioned officer with the rank of sergeant, and next to him sat a sergeant with a fat head and a pig's brain. The two seemed to have drunk a lot of alcohol, and there was a faint smell of alcohol in the whole car. The sergeant was picking his teeth with a toothpick, his fat red face was moving and shrugging, and his mouth was humming a small tune, and his expression was quite comfortable.
"Platoon commander, it's not early, why don't we hurry up?" The sergeant looked down at the car's electronic navigation system and said to the sergeant.
"Why are you in a hurry, just let those two recruits wait slowly, what's the matter? Do they dare to rebel? The sergeant snorted disdainfully.
"No hurry, no hurry!" The sergeant hurriedly said with a smile: "If you want to say, you are still smart, and you can always eat and drink spicy food with you." At first, I didn't understand that two recruits would have to pick them up in person. Now I know, you're always ready to go out into the city and have some good food, drink, and merry! ”
"Hehe, you kid only knows! Otherwise, why did Lao Tzu bother so much to come to this errand with my company commander's cousin? And borrowed his new locomotive to play? The sergeant spat out the car window, and Yin smiled: "How is it, this girl in Sadra City is strong enough, right?" ”
"Tut, platoon commander, don't really say it, that girl, oops, my saliva is flowing down again! Platoon commander, why don't we go back and walk around those red light districts? The sergeant said while driving the car with a ** glint in his eyes.
"Hehe, you're fucking addicted, aren't you? Hurry up and take the two recruits back to Lao Tzu to hand over the errand, and wait for the next chance, Lao Tzu will take you out to open meat! The sergeant slapped the sergeant on the back of the head with his fat hand and laughed.
"Yes, yes, yes!" The sergeant hurriedly answered. As soon as he finished speaking, the sergeant suddenly saw a black shadow on the mountain road in the distance rushing towards him. The sergeant was so shocked that he quickly looked closely, and then he saw that it was a military truck. The hovering wagon scurried like a bull in heat on the narrow and winding mountain road, stirring up dust everywhere it passed, and hanging branches and leaves flew all over the sky.
"I'm X, who even got the truck up, crazy? Platoon Commander: Look! The sergeant's eyes widened in disbelief.
"Damn, get out of here, scratch my cousin's car, he's going to hack me!" The sergeant also noticed the crazy truck, his face changed slightly, and he hurriedly instructed the sergeant to prepare to avoid it.
In the cab of the military truck, Lao Gu grabbed the handle in the car with a panicked face, and shouted to Hao Yi who was shining with excitement in the driver's seat: "I'll go to your uncle's, little mouse, will you slow down for Lao Tzu?" Something is going to happen, I have to kill you! ”
The little mouse is the nickname given to Haoyi by Lao Gu. In the new barracks, in order to take care of the greedy Hu Erfat, Haoyi took him to the canteen to steal food. At first, he was arrested by Lao Gu a few times, and later when Hao Yi used a cigarette stolen from Stryker, Lao Gu turned a blind eye. After coming and going, the three of them became familiar with each other, and Lao Gu, who was over thirty years old, also liked this eccentric bad boy Haoyi, so he gave him the nickname of Little Mouse.
"Don't worry, old guy! It's absolutely fine, when I was a child, I often drove my dad's motorcycle everywhere, if you don't believe it, just ask the second fat! Haoyi, who was holding the steering wheel and flicking wildly, took the time to reply.
"What? Brother Hao? In the back compartment, Hu Erfat, who was busy sending military biscuits to his mouth, heard Haoyi call him and asked curiously. As soon as the foodie got into the truck, he pulled out the biscuits and other dry food that Lao Gu had brought and began to eat and drink non-stop. For him, nothing can interrupt his appetite as long as he doesn't roll over and get into an accident.
"Oh my mother! Why didn't I let you two boys get into my car! Old Gu patted his head and wailed in pain. After Haoyi got in the car, he took out a pack of cigarettes like a trick to slap the old man, thinking about the addiction of driving. Lao Gu was originally an old smoking gun, and he heard Hao Yi say that he promised not to open it indiscriminately, so Hao Yi sat in the driver's seat. However, after Haoyi raced the bulky truck like an X1 Formula car, Lao Gu began to regret that he shouldn't be cheap, for fear that he would even plant people and cars in the hands of this stinky boy who had never known to be afraid.
"Little mouse! Watch out for cars ahead! Lao Gu, who hadn't had time to slow down, suddenly saw a luxury motorcycle on the mountain road not far away, and hurriedly reminded Haoyi Dao in a panic.
"I've seen it early, sit tight!" Haoyi pursed his lips and agreed, but he didn't let the running truck slow down, and still rushed towards the locomotive with a whirlwind.
"Fuck, who's going to be damn in drag racing! Get out of the way! Inside the luxury locomotive, the fat sergeant exclaimed in shock when he saw that the oncoming wagons had no intention of slowing down.
At this moment, the two cars staggered in an instant, and a strong whirlwind brought by the wagons that ran like mad cows actually lifted the light luxury locomotive. The side of the locomotive actually stood half a person high, and was blown straight by the strong wind to the side of the road, accompanied by a series of piercing "crunch" sounds, the body of the locomotive was scraped by the branches next to the mountain road.
"Platoon commander, the car is spent!" The sergeant hurriedly stopped the car, looked at the body, and turned back to the fat sergeant with a pale face.
The fat sergeant's face changed sharply when he heard this, and then he became gloomy, gritted his teeth and scolded hatefully: "Damn it, turn around and catch up with that truck, Lao Tzu wants to see which bastard actually dares to fix Lao Tzu!" Damn, I'm getting impatient! ”
"Yes!" The sergeant received the order, hurriedly re-engined the car, and as soon as he made a light U-turn, he chased after the truck.
"It's over, dead mouse, you guy must have messed with that locomotive, you see people chasing after you!" Through the rearview mirror, Lao Gu saw that the luxury locomotive actually turned around and chased after him, and his heart sank and he had a premonition, crying and scolding: "Damn, you bastard boy is causing trouble for Lao Tzu, the owner of the high-end locomotive is definitely not a good master!" ”
"Hey, hey! I'm not going to let him catch up with us! Just look at it, see how I get rid of him! Of course, Haoyi also noticed the locomotive that was chasing after him like crazy, and smiled coldly to comfort the old man.
Since the top speed of the wagon, of course, was higher than that of the luxury locomotive, which was not very good, the distance between the locomotive and the wagon became closer and closer.
"Hehe, if you want to catch up with Lao Tzu, no way!" Hao Yi saw that the locomotive was chasing closer and closer, but he didn't panic at all, and slammed the accelerator to the maximum, and his expression became more and more excited.
On the winding mountain road, the truck was too heavy to drive too fast. However, Haoyi, who was in a state of excitement, didn't care so much at all, and let the branches on the side of the road crackle on the body of the car, driving the truck so much that it was almost flying. Fortunately, the truck was thick and sturdy, so it was safe and sound when the branches and leaves flew all the way.
"Hurry up and catch up with Lao Tzu!" Inside the locomotive, the fat sergeant kept growling at the sergeant next to him. The sergeant also began to smash into the car. With such a high-performance locomotive in his hand, he couldn't even catch up with a bulky wagon, and the anger in the sergeant's heart was quite big.
After a few moments, the distance between the two cars was less than ten meters. Seeing this, the fat sergeant shouted excitedly: "Quick, hurry up and overtake Lao Tzu, let that damn truck stop!" ”
Inside the cab of the truck, Hao Yi also saw the locomotive behind him that was about to overtake, grinned and scolded: "Ya, it's quite fast!" At this moment, a sharp turn suddenly appeared on the mountain road ahead, and Haoyi's eyes suddenly lit up, and his hands moved more quickly to control the truck.
Next, a shocking scene appeared. The big truck suddenly sank violently, the body of the car almost brushed the ground, and then suddenly slowed down and turned sideways, and came an extremely chic drifting action, drawing a strange arc, with a huge cloud of smoke and dust, sliding along the sharply turning mountain road.
When the wagon made this series of movements, the locomotive following behind was blocked by the huge wagon body and the smoke and dust raised by the wagon's rapid sinking, so he didn't notice a sharp turn ahead. By the time the wagon had successfully drifted and slid into another straight, the sergeant inside the locomotive could finally see the road ahead, but it was too late.
"Ahh With two screams of surprise from the suddenly pale sergeant and the fat sergeant, and a crackling and creaking sound, the locomotive rushed straight into the jungle beside the road. A puff of white smoke rose, and the poor locomotive was crumbled between two large tree trunks, and the two men in the car fainted from the violent collision.
"Hoohoo!" Seeing in the rearview mirror that he had finally thrown off the locomotive, Haoyi screamed, excitedly let go of his hands, and twisted his ass in the driver's seat and danced his own dance.
"You bastard!" Lao Gu on the side had just recovered in this thrilling performance, and before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw Hao Yi actually let go of the steering wheel, so frightened that he hurriedly reached over and held the steering wheel for Hao Yi, and scolded with a hideous face: "Lao Tzu hasn't lived enough, don't send Lao Tzu to the end so early!" ”
An hour later, Haoyi and the three finally came to the city. Because Lao Gu wanted to buy food, he kicked the two out of the car and asked them to find a way to find the station of the 9th Maintenance Company by themselves.
"Little mouse, you two can find it yourself! However, I have a trick that may allow you to report to the company without much effort! Before leaving, Lao Gu looked out of the car with a sly glint in his eyes and said to Haoyi and the others.
"I'm X, don't go around Gu! What's the trick to say! Hao Yi hurriedly asked excitedly when he heard this.
"Hey, I want to hear it!" Lao Gu put on a cunning face, and said with a smile: "Okay, Lao Tzu will teach you!" You two go find a place to make trouble, preferably louder, so that the gendarmes will come and send you back to the company in no time!" Don't thank me, baibai two stinky boys! After speaking, Lao Gu hurriedly retracted into the car, and without waiting for Haoyi and the two to react, he slammed the accelerator and ran away.
"Brother Hao, what a good idea!" Hu Erpang said stupidly.
"Boom!" Haoyi, who came to his senses, suddenly gave Hu Erpang a burst and scolded: "Good for your size!" Damn, it's okay to be caught by the gendarmes? This old man is clearly fooling us! You foodie! After speaking, Haoyi pointed to the back of the old Gu truck and scolded: "You conscienceless old Gu, you want to pit Lao Tzu!" ”