I believe that I should have overestimated the reliability of the Protoss' concept of time once again: the Father himself had only wanted to take a casual turn for a while, but in fact he came back three days later. 【wcm

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Should I be glad he is back in time for the next gala of the new millennium? ，

"Actually, I went to a deeper place, of course, I didn't leave this universe," Father God, who only came back on the morning of the third day, explained to me, "mainly to accurately measure whether the information variation in this world is 'uniform', and the conclusion is the same as what I had previously guessed." In addition, I found a little interesting phenomenon: the world under the influence of the two void creatures seems to have different labeling methods, yes, it is those very subtle information points, the information labeling found in your world is not the same as that found in my world, next time I have a chance, I will ask the crazy girl over there to check her territory, maybe this is the ID number of the void creature - by the way, it's called the ID number, right? ”

I was amazed at how well God knew about this worldly realm, and he even knew the identity cards used by earthlings.

"Mainly at the long-distance bus station, I saw a lot of agents applying for ID cards." God the Father said, "I was very impressed. ”

Me: "......"

Bubbles was pulled by her mother to check early this morning, and the two of them (this sentence reads awkwardly, isn't it?) It's almost inseparable, after discovering that Bubbles is most likely a new form of host, Bubbles doesn't dare to let her girl run around at all, for fear of bumping into it, although she used to dot on Bubbles in various ways, but now it seems to have intensified to the point of weirdness. She herself also seems to be very energetic, walking can't wait to observe the sun with her nostrils, and then I completely believe in Sandora's words, for a long time before, Bubbles actually had a pressure in her heart, that is, her daughter may have a little problem with intelligence, and now this pressure has been transformed into motivation: Bubbles have no problem with their brains, but the structure is different - from disabled children directly to the level of Hua Luogeng. So the child's mother has been like a hen who doesn't want to hold back a golden egg for the past two days. The face is glowing with motherhood at twenty-four o'clock, and the whole person's splendid hanging wall can be used as a wall lamp. Although I don't want to admit it, I still have to, that one-meter-one dead house girl does seem to be a mother, and this mentality you can't imitate if you change to a childless and daughterless person. And Listening to Bubbles has been formulating a set of revolutionary learning programs for his baby girl, and the learning programs originally prepared for the conventional maternal machine have all been invalidated; She even changed the work schedule of the entire host network to give herself an extra hour to spend with her daughter, in order to prevent her child from losing at the starting line - although I really don't know who else Bubbles can lose to as the only individual: that girl is so happy. She is destined not to face the mortal enemy that makes people gnash their teeth: other people's children.

Because the whole empire adds up to two high-level Xiling hosts, and the other one is her mother.

Bubbles herself gladly accepts any arrangement of her mother, she has emotional intelligence that is not much faster than that of children on the earth, and she still maintains a blind obedience to any orders from her parents, Bubbles asks her to scan the core of her thinking, and the guy is happy to run to the core brood every day, every second. It's just that I pity Sister Jill, as a nanny, the golden sparkling girl is used to the princess staying in her sight at twenty-four. I completely forgot how much I resisted the position when I first started working. Now the bubbles are soaked in the mother nest for a long time, and the whole person is like losing her soul at home and constantly cleaning up the bubble toys, and her face is resentful as the day after marriage, she found that her husband loves her second uncle's deep resentful wife, if Lu Xun saw her back then, Xianglin's sister-in-law might be surnamed Ji.

But yesterday afternoon, she seemed to have finally found something to divert her attention: a fight with Yakumo Blue.

The reason is a passage from Xiaoxue: Sister Fox is actually a Hasbro, who can use her tail as a cradle, take care of children, and coax people to sleep. The body is still warm, when they are in their own time, Sister Paul'er, Xiaoxue and Xiaoqian's favorite thing to do every day is to get into the fox's tail to sleep hide and seek, Sister Fox is gentle......

This passage directly pushed the indisputable Yakumo Blue to the opposite of the nanny's shiny, and Gilmei thought it necessary to determine one thing before that day came: whether the nanny was good or the wet nurse was good......

Actually, I don't think there's anything to fight about, it's true that Ji Shanshan is very talented as a nanny. (.

But do you have any experience with Yakumo Blue? People have been taking care of Orange Meow since many years ago, by the way, you have to add a forever seventeen-year-old hand-shaking master, in this era of work experience for everything, Ji Shanshan, do you need to compare with others?

By the way, when it comes to Yakumo Blue's hands-off master, the ever-seventeen-year-old working girl, I think of something: as far as the current situation is concerned, if Purple doesn't hurry up and cultivate her favorability, she will have to become the former owner, and all signs show that Fox Fairy Blue is rapidly degenerating into a large domestic fox dog under the influence of a certain aura, and this process is probably irreversible: she has learned to dig holes in the yard and fight with Avalon's group of Cerberus, and has been particularly interested in big bones lately......

In the past two days, there has been a group of guests in the house temporarily, that is, the six mass-produced consoles that have been identified as obvious evolutions, and Bubbles feels that since they have such a gratifying change, as a mother, they should show something, so they invite them to come to the house to play for a few days. After all, the mass production machines are still lacking in emotion, most of the time they will honestly sit on the sofa, watching TV with the adults, if the bubbles are in the past, they will play games together, and if no one pays attention to them, they will sit for a long time, like a group of delicate dolls who can't think. It reminds me of Pandora, who first came to the house, but Bubbles told me for sure that these production consoles are happy, and that their eyes hide wonder and joy in the deepest places, especially when they're with me. I also found out that the mass production machine called L28 likes herself very much, and when I sit with her, the guy even involuntarily shakes his body back and forth and sings in his head...... Well, this is what Bubbles told herself, and I'm curious about what kind of character I have to be bored to choose to recite silently when singing......

The presence of a group of mass production bubbles at home should be very low, but sometimes quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes - especially when there is already a large group of guys in the house, since yesterday morning, Mercury Lantern and her group of sisters have been trying to tease the mass production machines. At first, it seemed to be the head of the Cuixing Stone (I really can't remember anyone else for this kind of trouble). And then it was out of control, and now as soon as I entered the room, I saw more than a dozen hairy girls walking, sitting, lying, chatting and playing, I think that if I am a large class teacher, I will be able to devote myself to the cause of preschool education......

However, this kind of commotion probably won't last for many days, tomorrow Zhenhong and a few other rose girls should go home, they have been here for a long time, all kinds of rare things in Shadow City and the princess castle on the outskirts of the city make them linger, especially the latter, fully satisfying the display psychology of mercury lamps and the aristocratic mood of true red. I don't know if the spoiled rose girls here will become a disaster for Sakurada Jun after they go back, what if the real red and others want a robot as big as the mercury lamp, the Titan mercury lamp is more than a hundred meters high......

I don't know if this is the case for people who have too many children in the family, the children occupy the entire living room and anything that can be entertained in the room (including chandeliers, bubbles playing), so you can only give the great cause of taking care of the children to your wife, and run outside to hide by yourself, anyway, you are like this now. The startled bunch of guys had just suddenly made a fuss again. It's nothing more than who snatched who's toy and who moved whose soda, and then it was dark, my sister and Lin Xue and Anvena and Ji Shanshan were maintaining order inside, but the catastrophic thing was that there were such strange things as Bing Teis and Qianqian at home, the two of them mixed in the pile of bears and children were simply like a catalyst, and the house seemed to be boiling, so I could only run to the yard to hide quietly, fortunately there was a yard at home. Fortunately, the weather is good today, and it is rare to have warm sun in late autumn.

The new lawn cultivated by Ding Dong has grown all over every open space in the yard, these soft and clean plants are carefully adjusted, as long as one day to grow and mature, and then thirty years without withering or yellowing, effectively purifying the air, improving the soil quality, antibacterial and insect resistance, and can also promote blood circulation, and the three leaves are cumin beef flavor. The four-leaf is scented with fragrant coffee, milk, vanilla, and ice cream, and this lawn is supposed to be the pinnacle of jingle style work, and all the IQ of that thing is used to study these bizarre things that don't add points. I moved a Mazha and sat on the lawn in front of the house, facing the noon sun, looking at the sky, drinking tea, glancing at the Wenwen Daily, and faintly hearing the noisy sound of adults calling children in the house, I felt like a retired old cadre. There was an itchy feeling at his feet, and a fluffy golden tail was mischievously brushing around his feet, slightly exuding the fragrance of shower gel.

"Now, fox, don't you think you've degraded to a pretty serious point?"

I asked, tilting my head, and the fox girl had laid a cushion on the grass next to her, and she was curled up comfortably on it, yawning from time to time in the sun, and in front of the mat were two plates, one with fried tofu and one with bone biscuits. The big long tails spread out to bask in the sun, one of them wrapping around its body and resting on my lap, while the other eight flung around idlely, occasionally killing a fly that was still strong and flying in the late autumn season, or pulling grass from nearby and bringing it to my mouth, nimble as if it were hands.

…… What breed has this fox been raised by himself?

"My name is Yakumo Blue, not Fox," the fox glanced at me lazily as he continued to pull the weeds with his tail, "It's good to be fine, and it's the same when I'm with Purple-sama." ”

"Eating dog food and digging holes in the yard?" My eyes couldn't help but drift to the plate of bone biscuits on the lawn, well, the appearance of dog biscuits is not bizarre, the magic is that this plate of biscuits was asked for by Lan from Sandora, this matter is difficult to complain, it turns out that usually Her Majesty the Queen still secretly eats dog food?

"It's not dog food, it just looks like it," the fox grabbed a biscuit and threw it up, "It's delicious, the dog food is a little fishy, your mouth will dry if you eat too much, and you can't be hungry." ”

Me: "......" What a terrible amount of information I went to!

"Sandora told me."

Me: "......" What a more terrible amount of information I go here!

"Gensokyo is a outrageously laid-back place, look at the way you look, and sure enough." I pinched the pair of furry ears at random, and the other party's nine tails immediately crackled in my back like Hot Wheels: "Pinch your ears in advance!" Otherwise, you'll get goosebumps! ”

"How long do you think those guys are going to go?" I glanced back at the floor-to-ceiling window of the living room, the mercury lamp set up a Vulcan cannon in the window, the young berry was pushing the bullet chain in the back, the fire commander was Cui Xingshi, and the three-person attack team was suddenly shooting at the living room, okay. Ever since that crazy guy in Bingtis set up a goddess blessing at home. These bear kids have gone completely crazy, I just saw Lilina sneak up next to the clock and put two plastic bombs!!

Of course, without this thing, I'm afraid that I really can't break through the defense of the Emerald Star Stone, after all, that puppet didn't know where to find a World War II-era tank turret and pestle there, and every time the cannon was fired, there was a burst of chickens and dogs jumping on the opposite side.

Well, this is a murderous scene, and it seems to start with Lilina snatching the last bottle of yogurt from the mercury lamp, and in the process, she accidentally knocks over the bubbles that are running past, so the three parties scuffle. When there are more children, it is easy to make trouble, and they directly start to make trouble with the specifications of the superhuman family, and then Bing Teis gets involved, and the goddess blesses the whole house, so that the children can play to their heart's content...... Then, the bubble rubbed out a light missile launcher and it was the beginning of the whole farce - after the last one I pulled the fox out of the way.

"Everyday, everyday, everyday, in another sense." The fox said quietly.

A steel cable was pulled down from the balcony on the second floor, and there was a sound of "snort". True Red slipped down the tightrope and threw a sliver grenade into the living room. Then, just as he was about to climb up, he heard a gunshot, and the steel cable was interrupted by a shot from L34 poking its head out of another window.

I stroked the fox's tail: "Letting Bingdis take care of the children is the biggest mistake of my life, and there is no one. ”

With a loud bang, the bubble crashed out of the floor-to-ceiling window, and before it landed, he rubbed out a bazooka and turned around to paste a shot into the window

pg, and suddenly there was a miasma of black smoke again.

"The bigger mistake is that you left shallow in the room." The fox agrees.

The sound of explosions of anti-tank mines was heard. Mercury lamps with World War II steel helmets and several puppet girls sprang out of the windows in disgrace, all as if they had just been wandered from Rio de Janeiro, and their faces were as gray and black as if they had just been wandered from Rio de Janeiro, and I silently watched as they formed a makeshift front and began to assemble anti-tank batteries and fortifications in the courtyard: the materials were taken from the portable space of the mercury lamps.

…… Is it necessary for you to be so crazy just to grab the yogurt?!

Yakumo Blue shrunk his tail into a ball, and only his head was exposed: "Na, if you don't care about me anymore, you'll bite someone." I burned a lot of hair last time, and I haven't figured it out with you! ”

I shrugged my shoulders, got up, slipped the mercury lamp off the anti-tank gun, and flicked it hard, then picked up the loudspeaker and shouted into the room: "All quiet! Enough trouble! ”

The gunfire in the room finally stopped abruptly, and Shallow poked his head out of the window wearing a steel helmet to me, and Bingtis shouted, "It's okay, it's okay!" The concubine is blessed with a blessing, at most her face is a little black - you have to take a lively way of education, my father has been, the first toy in the life of a warrior's child should be a sword, and the concubine feels that your daughter must at least be ...... according to the specifications of the god of war."

If you are Xiaoxue and are going to be born in the future, it is best to hold one

PG yes? Lin Xue has to kill me!

A bunch of guys who were almost crazy were blasted back to line up to wash their hands and faces, all of them dirty like Super Marie climbing down the pipe, and the adults were supervising in the back to prevent some disobedient girls from playing water fights, and the mercury lamp dangled on my shoulder, dirty, and smelled of gunpowder, and it was quiet when I pressed her in front of the sink to wash her face.

Xiao Xue leaned over awkwardly: "Dad, don't be angry, this will become the norm in the future, after all, you grew up in this environment." Children in imperial families play with gunpowder weapons in the same nature as human children play with wooden knives and plastic swords, right? ”

I washed the puppet's face while holding the head of the mercury lamp, and gave the girl a blank look: "Then there is no 107 rocket launcher on the dinner table!" ”

Xiaoxue switched the spiritual link and chatted privately: "Zhenhong, they are going home, let Sister Deng go crazy." ”

I glanced around at the bear children, who were smoking, their faces black, some of them still wearing steel helmets, chains and even light missiles, and they had been saturating and bombarding their homes with these murderous things for the past ten minutes, just for fun...... Despite the blessing of the goddess Bingtis, cleaning up the bullet casings was still a daunting task, and I felt from the bottom of my heart that the bear children I had raised were going against the sky.

In what kind of state of mind do you use to describe all this in front of you in a tone that describes your daily life?

It took a long time to clean up these dirty girls, and my sister asked them to sit in two rows in the living room and start family education, my sister's policy is like this: it's okay to play, it's okay to play too much, as long as nothing happens, adults won't come out to interfere when you're playing, but when you've had enough, it's time to settle accounts after the fall.

Based on the dense shells on the floor, this should be a big deal.

Asa began to crouch on the ground to collect bullet casings, she might be planning to do something weird, and at this moment, Sandora suddenly walked over: "Jun, Tavel has submitted a report, you better take a look." ”

"What's that?" I wiped my hands and took the data terminal that Sandora handed over, and it showed a large lump of half-melted metal, and I looked at it for half a minute before I could tell that it seemed to be the wreckage that had been salvaged from the basement of the Father's house, and next to the wreckage image was a text report that was refreshing as my eyes moved, "Oh, I found a black box-like device inside the wreckage, and it was recorded...... What happened after the dive ship left the abyssal realm?! Wait, what's this!! ”