Chapter Twenty-Seven: Yin and Yang People

Feng Chi led the order, jumped up without hesitation, was as fast as lightning, fought with Jin Niang in an instant, and rescued the embarrassed Noya from her men. That Jin Niang's eyes are red and swollen, she can barely see, and her body is not covered by a tent, which hinders her hands and feet, where can she be a galloping opponent? You can only fight and retreat.

At this time, Noya was able to take a breath, and scolded with hatred: "Grandma is a panda, she actually wants to put my aunt and grandmother to death, and I am so ruthless, thanks to my cleverness." ”

Jin Niang was struggling to parry, and she was even more afraid that her mouth would interfere with her hearing, so she didn't care about playing tricks with her. And Feng Chi struggled all the way, and the two of them flashed and moved, and soon disappeared on the roof.

Xin'er on the side stood in place, looking at Jinniang's figure a little stunned, like a clay sculpture.

"Xin'er, what's wrong with you?"

Noah patted the soil on her body, looked back at Xin'er and asked strangely.

Xin'er suddenly came to her senses, and said suspiciously: "It's nothing, it's just that I look at that woman so familiarly, I can't remember where I've seen it." ”

Noah remembered what she saw at the window, and she had the intention to expose it, but she felt too embarrassed, so she could only stop and said, "That woman must have been there a lot of occasions when she showed her face, and it is not surprising that you have seen it." ”

Xin'er didn't continue to be entangled, looked her up and down, and asked with concern: "Sister Noya, how are you, are you hurt?" This woman is also a little too vicious. ”

Noah shook her head, rubbed her buttocks again, and grinned, "It was just Shicai who fell from above and fell off the root of his tail." ”

Xin'er covered her mouth and smiled: "I saw that green-eyed cat just now that it was disheveled, and its eyes were red and swollen, did you already succeed?" ”

Noah snickered: "What do you think? The veteran is out of the horse, a top two, how can he miss? ”

Xin'er felt that she couldn't get involved, so she didn't enjoy it, so she instructed Bing Lu on the side: "When the woman was fighting, her chest trembled, and Feng Chi was so frightened that she was scared. didn't fall for her beauty scheme. Bingluo, you go and help him. ”

Bingluo's face was full of disdain: "Does the princess want us two big men to beat her a woman?" ”

Xin'er shook her head: "How can such a beautiful woman be willing to do it?" You can just work with Feng Chi and take off the tent wrapped around the goblin. ”

"Poof!"

couldn't help but laugh out loud not only Bingluo, but also Lin Nuoya. She hurriedly stopped, "Oh, no, no, no, no. ”

"Why?" Xin'er was a little strange: "Although you have played tricks on her, but she is going to put you to death, what does such a ruthless woman leave her for?" I just want to rip off her clothes on the street, so that she has no face to gain a foothold in the capital! ”

Such a scene, to be honest, Noah doesn't know how many times she has secretly thought about it, and every time she thinks about it, she will steal joy. But now it is not what it used to be, if the so-called Toukui Jinniang was really stripped of her clothes on the street, and there would be a hundred miles and nine stinks, and the face of the General's Mansion would not be wanted.

"Forget it, forget it, you have to be forgiving and forgiving, I'm already relieved, and the woman is also out of trouble, so forget it. Otherwise, if the trouble is known to everyone and is known by Bailijiu and the second prince, we will definitely not have a good life. ”

Chu Xin'er thought about it and felt that it made sense, so she stopped worrying about it and instructed Bingluo: "Forget it, spare her for the time being." You go and call the wind gallop, let's go. ”

Bing Ling received the order, flew up, and along the ridge of the roof, as if walking on the ground, he found Feng Chi and came back, saying that the woman was invincible, and had fled in a hurry. Feng Chi was worried about the safety of the two, but he was afraid of falling into the plan to divert the tiger from the mountain, so he didn't dare to risk losing the chase, so he retreated.

The four of them stopped talking, each had their own thoughts, walked out of the alley in silence, got into the carriage, and sent Chu Xin'er back to the palace first, and then the general's mansion, before turning around and going back to his life.

Today, a farce in front of the natural residence is really a sensation, and I am afraid that the entire capital is in an uproar. Noah was worried that the old lady would be angry and make trouble for herself, so when she returned home, she sneaked back.

She had some things that had not been completely digested, and Chu Xin'er, who was just in front of the ghosts, did not dare to get distracted, and now she returned to Yiniantang, and immediately closed the door under the pretext of resting.

She pulls an embroidery needle from Twilight's sewing box and gently it in her eyelid with her nose. While muttering in a low voice: "Steal other people's needles, steal other people's threads, and grow a needle eye for others to see." ”

She remembers that there is a folk saying that once the eyes see something that they shouldn't see, they should use a needle to gently prick the eyelids, so that they will not harm their eyes, otherwise the next day their eyes will be red and swollen, and the eyes of needles will be long.

It's not that she, Lin Nuoya, is superstitious, but it's too bad luck today, and she's going to be bad luck.

She never dreamed that Jin Niang would be a hermaphroditic yin and yang person! She is obviously convex and backward, curvy, amorous, and a natural stunner, who would have thought that it would be this kind of "backward warping"! After Noya was struck by the thunder, she had a flash of inspiration and determined that her lower body was an ugly thing like a man!

No wonder the drunken dream Lou Oiran Jinniang has always been a performer and not a seller! It's so mysterious, no wonder her room is always ready with ecstasy incense! No wonder......

She does not despise people with physical disabilities like this, and even has some sympathy, however, she despises certain people, certain people who covet such pathologies.

Hundred miles nine! Jin Niang's only guest in the scene! Crazy obsessed with the charm of Jin Niang, he spent a lot of money just for the man who went to Wushan together!

Noya couldn't imagine that Baili Jiu was entangled with such a person who was neither male nor female, and was turned over by the unbearable scene. Even if it is a broken sleeve, in Da Chu, where the male style is prevalent, Noya doesn't think there will be such a big surprise.

No wonder, he is charming and charming in a hundred miles and nine mansions, but he has always had a soft spot for Jin Niang, and often does not return at night; No wonder, he has never had a round house with An Ruoxi and Qin Darling, and he made excuses to refuse; It's no wonder that every time he sleeps with him in his arms, he can remain indifferent and indifferent!

In the face of Qin and An's hollowing out of their minds to please and seduce, Wen Xiang nephrite hugged himself every night, even if it was a stone, it could crack and pop out a monkey! He asked Liu for hundreds of miles and nine times, and the famous womanizer suddenly turned into Liu Xia Hui, a humble gentleman, it turned out that this was the reason!

He was still courteous to himself in front of the people in the house, pretending to be you and me, colluding with the old soup, spreading false news about his pregnancy, and using excuses not to mention it, he put all the blame on her Lin Nuoya, just using her to cover up his pathology! What people like is only half of the handle!

The previous doubts all had a reasonable explanation in an instant, a thousand taels of silver, buy a shield back, it is definitely worth the money!

Hundred miles nine! Hundred miles nine! Hundred miles nine!

Lin Noya gritted her teeth and had the urge to want to be eunuch like crazy! Thanks to today, I am still so forgetful and intoxicated with him in the elegant room of the natural residence, and now I feel uncomfortable when I think about it.

She really wanted to find him at once, expose his thoughts, and dashingly throw a letter of resignation in front of him, throw down a thousand taels of silver, and then walk away!

However, if he knew that he climbed the window to watch other people take a bath, and also saw the ugly Ding Ding of other people, would he be mad and throw himself into the beast garden to feed the dogs?

It's really impossible to say, men, that's all very good-looking, if others know such an unbearable secret, they will rush at him, maybe they will really be killed. Didn't that Jin Niang just flip out of the back window regardless of today, like a mad dog, and want to put herself to death?

Even if Jin Niang Pear Blossom ran to him with rain to complain, he resolutely couldn't admit it! The angle is wrong? Lost in the eyes? Any excuse is fine, just grit your teeth and refuse to admit it.

Noya lay down with a headache, and wailed in her heart, could it be that she would carry the black pot for the rest of her life like this?

In the courtyard outside, a few little girls gathered together and told in a colorful way that the rumors they had just heard from outside had reached Noya's ears from time to time.

"Have you heard? Today, our aunt showed her might at the gate of Linlang Pavilion and taught the second son of the Shangshu family a hard lesson! ”

The news was undoubtedly very strong, and immediately attracted all the people in the courtyard, and they all gathered around.

Someone tiptoed to the window, and looked into the room through the crack, Noah was lying on the bed, and quickly closed her eyes and pretended to sleep, she was also a little curious, and she didn't know what kind of news this matter was spreading in the market now, which determined how she should deal with it when she faced the old lady alone for a while.

Seeing that Noah didn't react, the girl should have fallen asleep, so she ran back excitedly, lowered her voice and asked repeatedly: "What's the matter, tell me quickly!" ”

"You went to the kitchen and heard some nonsense?" Twilight is much more stable now, and reprimands the girl in a low voice, but she can't hide her curiosity. Her master has always been angry with Mrs. Qin, but now she finally heard an exciting good news, and her heart was tickled.

The little girl Liuli was poor-mouthed, and stretched out her hand to Twilight: "If Sister Twilight heard the news I said, not only would she not reprimand me, but I am afraid that she will be rewarded." ”

Twilight Si snorted: "If you have something to say, don't hide it, hurry up and say it, clean people's appetite." ”

Several other people also urged in unison.

Liuli swallowed his saliva and retold what he had heard to a few people, and several people were so enthusiastic that they listened. Noah in the room couldn't laugh or cry.

“...... The second son of the Qin family clamored to peel off Aunt Lin's face, his face was hideous and ruthless...... said that it was too late, it was fast, Aunt Lin snorted coldly, not afraid of danger, and went straight to the mountains and seas with one palm. I only heard a loud sound of a landslide cracking, and that palm was like a huge thunderbolt, and a huge fireball exploded in the sky!

The huge impact force made the few people who rushed to the front suddenly be roasted into charcoal, crying for their father and mother, and begging for mercy. There was a fortune teller in the crowd, pinching his fingers and saying that it was the thunder caused by our master! ”