Chapter 32: One Woman, One Play
In the kitchen, Lin Nuoya unhurriedly tied her sleeves with ribbons, pulled her hair, and commanded the kitchen handymen to clean up all the things, and the water washed away the blood.
Yuan Bao found a cook's clothes and dressed neatly, and quietly mixed in, while pretending to arrange the vegetables, he kept glancing at the busy Noah, and stretched his neck.
The fish in the Peach Blossom Creek was alive, and it was transported along with the stream, and Noya was busy in his hands, and casually instructed the pestle to admire the ingots of his knife work in a daze, and go to kill the fish and clean it.
Yuan Bao played well with the knife, but he had never killed a fish, he was extremely confident in his knife skills, reached out to fish out the fish in the tank, and also wanted to show off in front of Noya, which impressed her.
The fish got out of the water, sensed the danger, jumped hard, broke free from the ingot's hand, and jumped into the tank again, causing a splash.
There happened to be a fire next to the fish tank, and Noya boiled a pot of red oil in advance. The water splashed into the hot oil pan and immediately crackled and exploded, splashing the hot oil.
Standing next to the water tank with bare arms, the ingots naturally suffered, and with a scream of "whoop", he took two steps back, touched a dustpan of dried peppers on the stove, and fell into the open stove.
Suddenly, a strong and irritating spicy smell mixed with smoke rose from the fire, instantly filling half of the kitchen.
Noya threw away the kitchen knife in his hand, picked up the lid of the pot on the side and covered the oil pot that was still splashing, relieving the fear of the ingots.
"Is there a fish like you?! How did your master teach you? Noya reprimanded with a straight face: "Remember to pick the fish gills when killing fish!" ”
Yuan Bao wanted to make up for it, and his hands and feet were also fast, so he picked up the water scoop in the water tank, scooped a scoop of water, and poured it into the smoking stove.
Far from being extinguished, the smoke became more violent, and all the kitchen handymen choked on tears and fled the door.
Smoke billowed through the doors and windows.
Bailijiu, who was perfunctory chatting with the beautiful woman on the side, had long been impatient, and when he heard the ingots shouting in the direction of the kitchen, his heart was tickled, and he couldn't sit still anymore, so he walked here after saying hello.
After a few steps, I saw the smoke billowing from the kitchen, and I couldn't help but be startled, and I jumped closer in three or two steps, just in time to see the people in the kitchen rushing to flee out.
Bailijiu's heart palpitated, thinking that there was a fire in the kitchen, grabbed the placket of a cook's clothes, and asked loudly: "Where is Aunt Lin?" ”
The cook was already choked by coughing and smoking, and he couldn't open his eyes, and he was tightly grabbed by Baili Jiu's neckline, and he couldn't breathe anymore and couldn't speak.
Baili Jiuyi threw the cook on the ground, and almost without thinking about it, he went into the kitchen with his head bored.
In the kitchen, there is a cloud of smoke, where can you still see that nasty woman?
"Lin ......!" Bailijiu stood at the door, and after only calling one word, he felt as if he had been poured chili water in his throat, coughing loudly, and his eyes couldn't be opened.
"Boom!" With a bang, someone crashed into his arms, knocking him to a stagger, and took two steps back to stand firm.
"! Good dogs don't get in the way, what are you doing blocking the door! Noah rubbed the tip of her sore nose and violently turned her mouth into dirt.
"You can still scold people, it seems to be angry!" Baili Jiu was also annoyed and sneered at each other.
Noya barely opened her eyes and saw clearly that the person standing in front of her was actually a hundred miles and nine queens, knowing that she had said the wrong thing, she gasped for breath twice before she grinned.
"Is this planning to guard the door and suffocate Noah inside? The concubine's body was also exchanged for silver by you, but it was not blown by a strong wind. ”
Baili Jiuji teased angrily: "It's okay to suffocate to death, stupid and stupid, everyone else knows to run out, why are you reluctant to come out?" ”
Noah only then remembered the culprit, looked left and right, and saw that Yuan Bao had already jumped out of the window and escaped, mixing in the crowd, wiping his eyes with his sleeve.
He was standing closest to the fire, and when the smoke rose, he choked his eyes unguardedly, and even his face was black and white, which was especially funny.
If it weren't for his special size, like a ball, Noah really wouldn't have recognized it for a while.
Noah didn't say a word, walked around to him in a few steps, lifted the skirt, and hit his fat ass, just a kick.
This kick Noya made the strength of breastfeeding, unceremoniously.
Yuan Bao couldn't see, he was concentrating on rubbing his eyes, caught off guard, and was kicked forward by Noya, if it wasn't for someone taking a hand, holding on, almost falling a dog to chew.
"Grandma's, you're in trouble, and you can escape faster than a mouse! And I want to stay and wipe your ass! Noya pinched her waist and pointed at the ingots, and it was a scolding to split her head and cover her face.
Yuan Bao knew that he was in trouble, "hehe" laughed dryly, and did not justify, in order to be able to eat unusual food, what is it to be scolded a few words? What's more, it's the woman who is the boss of her own family.
Baili Jiu, who was still so bored that he was almost sleepy, stood aside with his arms crossed, and watched with interest as Lin Nuoya spit and teach Yuanbao a lesson, full of energy, that was called an excitement.
He had heard of "Three Women, One Play", and he had a deep understanding of it in the past two days. Since he married three daughters-in-law at a time, you sang and I appeared on the stage, and the general's mansion has always been in full swing, and it has not stopped.
But he found out today that Lin Nuoya, a woman, is a drama herself, singing, singing, and playing, and she definitely has to work hard for ten years.
But it's a pity that she doesn't play the role of a serious heroine on the stage, and she often teases him, shakes the burden of jokes, and makes him laugh.
Yuan Bao saw Baili Jiu standing aside to watch the show, and watched it with relish, so he begged him for mercy pitifully: "Master, you don't want to help Yuan Bao ask for a favor?" ”
A sentence pulled Bailijiu into the water.
Baili Jiu clenched his fist to his lips, coughed lightly, and said seriously: "Knowing that mistakes can be changed, good is great, you have to accept it with an open mind." What's more, you have always failed to do anything, and you have nothing left over, which is a long time ago a lesson to be learned. ”
Yuan Bao covered his head painfully, he had long known that his master was a temperament that was heavy on color and light on friends, and he still remembered whether he ate or not, and he deserved to be trained.
"You're not a cook?"
Lin Nuoya finally became suspicious, only felt that the name "Yuanbao" was quite familiar, but she had never met her, and she couldn't remember where she had heard it for a while.
"Hehe, the little one is the ingot, the master's follower," the ingots replied with a hippie smile.
Nuoya suddenly remembered that the last time she fought with Xiaoman, didn't Baili Jiu just send Yuanbao to take that girl out of the yard and teach her a good lesson?
It's just that I was dizzy at the time and didn't see him clearly, otherwise it would be difficult to remember it with his distinctive figure.
Noah politely said, "What are you making trouble here?" ”
Yuan Bao smiled unnaturally, and said with a cheeky face: "I just came here to learn from the teacher." ”
"Hmph, since you won't, what can you do? It's just a miasma of smoke in the kitchen, drop the oil pan and run, if everyone doesn't pay attention, what if it burns? That would be a disaster! ”
Yuan Bao knew that he was at a loss, grabbed his hair, and apologized repeatedly.
"I'm just asking you to cook a few dishes, are you going to toss me a yard of chickens and dogs? Are you going to burn down my entire kitchen? ”
The old lady, supported by Qin and An, walked over angrily, and scolded Noya with her head and face.
By this time, the smoke in the kitchen had become much smaller, and a cook came in to clean the stove and open the doors and windows.
Yuan Bao hurriedly stepped forward to explain the reason to the old lady and took all the fault on himself.
The old lady softened her face, snorted heavily, and continued to complain to Noah: "There are so many people in the kitchen, you don't have a long eye to let him kill fish, can he use it?" ”
Noah is a little wronged, there are many people in the kitchen, each performing their own duties, and they are all busy, but he is standing in front of him stupidly, like a wooden stake, who does not instruct him?
Noah knew that it was useless to defend herself, and no matter what she said, it was wrong, so she simply closed her mouth and was silent.
The old lady was still chattering and accusing her, but her anger was much less, and she was coaxed with a hundred miles and nine gags.
The smoke in the kitchen gradually dissipated, and Noah was worried about the soup cooked on the stove, and he didn't bother to say hello, so he turned around and went back to the kitchen.
Ignoring Noah's eyes, Yuan Bao also followed diligently.